Dave the Director - Battlefield Teegeeack
Dave the Marriage Counselor - Kidman & Holmes
Dave the Case Supervisor - McPherson
Dave the Husband - where's Shelly?
and, finally, since the above four things are the worst PR coverage that Scientology has ever witnessed...
Dave the Public Relations Specialist
Given Scientology's expansion and stats...Dave the Lawyer
Dave the Director - Battlefield Teegeeack
Dave the Marriage Counselor - Kidman & Holmes
Dave the Case Supervisor - McPherson
Dave the Husband - where's Shelly?
and, finally, since the above four things are the worst PR coverage that Scientology has ever witnessed...
Dave the Public Relations Specialist
Yeah, Lee, something like that. RTC...Sea Org..."upper management"...it was all to "protect" and "promote" Scientology and make it "safe".^^^^^^^^
Did I read somewhere the that formation of the Sea Org....it's original purpose, was the protection, handling, and delivery of the upper level Scientology materials...?
Wasn't the Sea Org formed to protect the OT Levels...
And now, like you say.....it is all common knowledge.
Has there, seriously, been a bigger Scientology FAIL than David Miscavige?
The guy has single-handedly squashed Scientology into the mud and squandered away any remaining shreds of credibility or power a long time ago in a guh lack sea far, far away...
I mean, what an indictment into the UNWORKABILITY of Scientology. The biggest actual SP stat crasher of all time and he's the leader of the group.
Amazing.
Those knowing how to know and how to obnose and all aware of the PTS/SP tech can't even spot the biggest SP in Scientology's history. The biggest alter-is squirrel that Scientology has ever had and he's the leader!!
Yes, all true....But, what I'm talking about is back in the 1960s. Back at the Apollo and such. Pre-Flag Land Base even....Yeah, Lee, something like that. RTC...Sea Org..."upper management"...it was all to "protect" and "promote" Scientology and make it "safe".
He's like the Keystone Cops. Scientology is hated and avoided like the plague.
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Miscavige as "make it go right", "sane", "on source", "ethical", "big being", "OT", "KSW" - it's a joke beyond joke.
.Wasn't the Sea Org formed to protect the OT Levels?
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ANSWER: Yes! In 1967 Ron discovered and safely negotiated a path through the treacherously booby trapped level of OT III. He broke his back in doing so and nearly died! Thus Ron was primarily concerned about discovering a "SAFE" path thru the Wall of Fire for all Scientologists on this planet.
However, Ron also discovered that it was not SAFE for a Scientologist to study the OT III materials on land and thus he moved it to the safety of a sea-going ship. Perhaps it was SAFER because people are less likely to break their backs in a boat where water might provide a soft landing. On the other hand, maybe Ron was concerned that it would be SAFER because psychs and fifth invader aliens would be less likely to paddle out to sea in hopes of stealing the magical secrets of how Xenu implanted everyone with false pictures and false ideas.
SUMMARY: If Ron had not protected the SAFETY of Scientologists by keeping the implant tech secret, they might have discovered that the OT levels themselves that Hubbard was selling were the only actual implants in Scientology.
FREE BONUS SECTION: Years later Ron discovered that the OT III materials were not actually safe at sea and he moved the level back to land, inside buildings called "Advanced Organizations". Later still Ron discovered that some material was safer at sea and some not. For example OT VIII is only safe at sea, which is why the level can only be done on the Freewinds boat. However, SuperPower is only safe when it is in a building on land, thus Scientologists (for their own safety) were required to donate $200 million to construct the SuperPower building. Scientologists are not, themselves, able at this time to know where it is safe or not safe, which is why they need to carefully listen and follow directions from their spiritual guides like Hubbard and Miscavige.
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These threads have a way of getting a little or a lot off track and off subject. It is the nature of human beings I would guess and in that spirit I have decided to add this little story instead of making a separate thread. When I was first in the cult I had previously read a book on Hypnosis. I think back then that I totally "got" Scientology. I told my course super at break time that I realized that Scientology is all about the power of suggestion and "conning" yourself to "improve and be a better person". I said that this was not a bad thing and that I totally agree with it if it helps people to be happier. The course super didn't like what I was suggesting and took it for "entheta" abruptly "acknowledged" me and switched the subject. He obviously thought I was saying Scientology was a fraud (it was but I meant it in a good way if you can believe that). I reasoned that the reactive mind was hypothetical and not real from reading Dianetics and thought that it doesn't matter as long as it gets results and makes people feel better. I believe Hubbard wrote Dianetics that way just to set you up anyway, so that it would be easier to accept his nonsense when I think about it now. I learnt that day that Scientologists really thought that the so called tech was real, that there really was a reactive mind. and that I better get in line. It strikes me as hilarious that way back when I had a genuine realization (not a "cognition") about Scientology so early on but in spite of that I was hooked on this cult.
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At the time I actually agreed that the tech would work even if you knew it was a placebo. It was just a matter of persisting and making yourself let go and "believe", or at least that was how I saw it.
I've don't want to brag, OK I do...... humble brag: I've done this super fantastic COB Rundown !.
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That was a truly outstanding list of DAVE MAGAZINE volumes!
As you have faithfully and continuously evidenced your on-sourceness regarding The Honorable Reverend Miscavige, we would like to invite you to a very exclusive tech briefing for super-upstat VIPs on this planet! In order to pick up your ticket, we first need you to send a Petition to your case supervisor to be given an approved invitation to receive this advanced r-factor. The information in it has never been revealed before but you will be there during this brief breath in eternity to hear how Mr. Miscavige has just completed the single greatest technical project in Scientology's entire history!
I really can't tell you too much (before you sign the legal agreements and secure a bond) but I can say that Reverend Miscavige has re-recorded ALL of LRH's 671 audio lectures in his own voice!!! In the process, all of Ron's grammatical and punctuation errors were repaired and restored to perfection, as Ron originally intended it.
People on the pilot program who have heard just the first lecture have written euphoric glowing success stories that routinely say that they received more case gain on it than on all the other Bridge actions they have previously done combined!
Sample Success Story:
"Wow! I can only say wow! COB really did it this time! Every single word
COB said caused me to blow charge, handle my ruin
and come uptone and into present time!"
- Billy Blowdown (OT VIII)
FAQ:
Question: I heard the first audiotape and it was just Miscavige repeating word for word what Ron said in the original lecture. I don't get it.
Answer: Yes, COB faithfully duplicates the lecture and repeats Ron's exact words, but his delivery is how Ron originally intended it. The big breakthrough is that COB is using the newly discovered "Inflection Technology" wherein he really embeds into each word, clause and/or phrase the correct intention. Now people can finally understand what LRH was talking about!
Question: I still don't get it. All Miscavige did was just read the transcript of Hubbard's lecture. How is that supposed to be a "monumental technical achievement greater than fire or the wheel or Dianetics"?
Answer: It's all in HOW he says it. Mr. Miscavige has a deep and resonant baritone voice and he constantly uses sing-songy inflection so that people are not lulled into an anaten state by Ron's monotonous delivery.
Question: This sounds like total bullshit, why should I buy 671 audio lectures that I already purchased previously?
Answer: Technically speaking, it's not 671 lectures, it's 1,342 lectures. You are required to buy two (2) complete sets in case while you are listening to the first one and something goes wrong--you have a backup right there to help get you through it!
Question: I'm not interested in buying two more sets. In fact I am not buying that entire crap marketing gimmick about how Miscavige's sing-songy voice is anything except excruciatingly annoying!
Answer: Because you have not yet received the Briefing, you have an unfortunate lack of data. I can't tell you too much, but I can reveal that Rev. Miscavige's sing-songy delivery is based on a wholetrack discovery on the successful actions of unctuously insincere TV game show hosts and used car salesmen who speak in an uptone-sounding, super-bouncy manner.
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