HelluvaHoax!
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It is too irresistible to not look one more time at those "END PHENOMENA" superpowers that OT I bestows:
HOW SELLING MAGICAL POWERS WORKS IN 4 EASY STEPS:
1. Describe some amazing other-worldly abilities, using transcendentally dreamy adjectives, like:
4. If the Scientologist steadfastly refuses to have a cognition on commands (like "Walk around and count bodies until you have a cognition")*, then sell them repair auditing because they are a "resistive case".
5. Continue making up newer and higher levels. Eventually Scientologists will cognite that it's cheaper to pretend that being able to count is a miracle! It's kind of like Pavlov's Dogs hearing a bell ring and then involuntarily salivating. But in this case, Pavlov's PCs. Scientologists hear a cash register bell ring and instantly begin salvation-ing (i.e. salvaging whatever negligible balance still remains in their bank account).
* "Walk around and count bodies until you have a cognition" is the actual auditing command on OT 1. Strangely, most homo sapiens 6 year olds have this native OT power even without Scientology! For those who are 100% convincedd that this is satire, I offer you the LINK TO STANDARD OT 1 COMMANDS.
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- - "This Solo-audited level is the first step a Clear takes toward full OT abilities, and that first step i
is a fresh causative OT viewpoint of the MEST universe and other beings."
- - "Extroverts a being and brings about an awareness of himself as a thetan to others and the physical universe."
- - "Freedom from inability to identify self in relation to others and the physical universe." [/QUOTE]
HOW SELLING MAGICAL POWERS WORKS IN 4 EASY STEPS:
1. Describe some amazing other-worldly abilities, using transcendentally dreamy adjectives, like:
full OT abilities
fresh causative OT viewpoint
2. Be sure to use the top surveyed nouns that make Scientologists nod & smile to themselves with knowingness, like:fresh causative OT viewpoint
Thetan
Viewpoint
MEST
Universe
Beings
Awareness
Physical Universe
Freedom
3. Make up any commands or drills and tell the Scientologist to write up their cognition after they do it.Viewpoint
MEST
Universe
Beings
Awareness
Physical Universe
Freedom
4. If the Scientologist steadfastly refuses to have a cognition on commands (like "Walk around and count bodies until you have a cognition")*, then sell them repair auditing because they are a "resistive case".
5. Continue making up newer and higher levels. Eventually Scientologists will cognite that it's cheaper to pretend that being able to count is a miracle! It's kind of like Pavlov's Dogs hearing a bell ring and then involuntarily salivating. But in this case, Pavlov's PCs. Scientologists hear a cash register bell ring and instantly begin salvation-ing (i.e. salvaging whatever negligible balance still remains in their bank account).
* "Walk around and count bodies until you have a cognition" is the actual auditing command on OT 1. Strangely, most homo sapiens 6 year olds have this native OT power even without Scientology! For those who are 100% convincedd that this is satire, I offer you the LINK TO STANDARD OT 1 COMMANDS.
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