TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[Deleted member 51]

LOL

Several times I was going to end the session at that point---and even after I kept typing I wondered if I should delete everything after the word "colander" and go to the examiner.

However, earlier today our Church of Hoaxology Examiner blew, so there was nobody to do an after session exam--thus I just kept typing..

The whole thing was hilarious, but that one line had me in tears laughing!

Kufis designed to look exactly like colanders.

It reminded me of the year they decided to use tablecloths for dresses and called the look "Bohemian" or "Boho." Not a good look!

 

[Zertel]

The deception is the OMISSIONS in this flyer.

Note how enforced abortions, RPF gulag punishments, No annual leave, minimum or no pay, sadism within such as assault and battery and strict Hubbard doctrines of no reporting to authorities.

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This is the description of the Sea Org Laurel Wreath:

The Laurel Wreath and Star represents members of the Sea Org, highly purposed and disciplined, who put in ethics. Their mission is to bring Clears safely and with speed through the upper levels.

THE STAR represents the Galactic Federation, the formal political unit of which this solar system was a part.

THE LAUREL WREATH has 26 leaves representing the number of stars in the Galactic Confederation. Rather than signifying an objective to re-form the Confederation, the Laurel Wreath symbolizes the goal to salvage populations of the sector harmed by suppressives long ago.
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In my 1970s scn experience I don't recall too much of the Space Opera being presented as a Broad Public Issue although maybe it was there. I was more interested in becoming a good auditor and didn't pay much attention to that part of the cult. Maybe I just put it in the category of a possibility in the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius or something like that and glossed over it. I believe I always had a "rational" approach to the subject in that formal auditing sessions on the lower levels seemed to be producing the expected results.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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cross posted from another thread
discussing 2020's rioting & looting mobs
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Much of the looting and rioting happened within 7 or 8 miles of the Tampa Ideal Org. I'm surprised they didn't send a group of Volunteer Ministers down to handle the situation.
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That would have been an Ideal plan. However Scientology's 1 million magically messianic ministers were tied up, sitting quietly in various motel rooms around Pinellas County--making tone 40 postulates that Flag would not be looted. Hey, it worked!
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Scientology wanted to also make sure its members were not looted.

That's Scientology's job to loot its members!
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LOL LOL LOL!!

Yeah, that would put Scientology in Danger---by "by-passing" them.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Type4_PTS said:
Much of the looting and rioting happened within 7 or 8 miles of the
Tampa Ideal Org. I'm surprised they didn't send a group of
Volunteer Ministers down to handle the situation.
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I'm pretty sure that would have resulted in a major 4th Dynamic win! Let's travel now to riot-central, where---

A smiling Scientology Volunteer Minister walks up to a mob of 140 raging, screaming, running, window-breaking, fire-starting, rock-throwing looters as they pillage and burn down a Walmart.

SCN VM
(tone level of enthusiasm)
Hello! I'm from Scientology! I'd like to
get in com with you and find out
what is needed and wanted!

RIOTER #1
I need y'all ta git out ma way
while I steal this shit!

SCN VM
Here is a Way To Happiness pamphlet.
Ron says you should not steal.

RIOTER #1
Who's Ron?

SCN VM
You should put that molotov cocktail down
because Ron says not to burn down others' property.

RIOTER #1
Y'all crazy! Get your bitch-ass pamphlets outta
here before I kill y'all muthafuckin ass!

SCN VM
Ron says you should not murder. It's right there
in the booklet under Precept #8. Take a look.
(VM opens booklet and reads aloud)
Ron says: "Do. Not Murder. The stupid, the evil and the insane
seek to solve their real or imagined problems with murder."

RIOTER
(takes out Glock)
Y'all callin me stupid?!
Now you is really dead!

SCM VM
Wait! Let's get thru this together with
Ron's study tech. I need you to clay demo the word
stupid which Ron says is the unknownness of consideration.
Listen, my wallet was stolen a couple minutes ago so can I
borrow 10 bucks to buy some clay over in the hobby aisle?

RIOTER
Mannnn, what u talking about my money. Get
down on the floor on your knees facing
away from me and keep your eyes closed.

SCN VM
No wait, don't shoot me, we can make this go right.
Okay, so don't loan me any money, but I need you to
do me a big favor. Could you go over to the hobby
aisle and steal some of their modeling clay?

RIOTER
I thought y'all said that Ron said do not steal! LOL

SCN VM
Yeah he said that for sure. But sometimes you have
to break the Way To Happiness rules when it's
not the greatest good for your dynamics.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Scientology is a vast and complex labyrinth containing tens of millions of words of inspirational sounding spiritual promises, densely packaged in nonsensical & contradictory pseudoscientific gobbledegook--delivered with great gravitas and certitude.

It is far easier to understand Hubbard's hoax by recognizing it is simply a story. It is part "scary ghost story" (Xenu's invisible BT ghosts are gonna getcha!) and part children's bedtime story (Henny Penny).

The book, under various names (e.g. "Chicken LIttle", "Henny Penny", et al) tells the cautionary tale of a little chicken who receives cosmic enlightenment after an acorn drops on his head--and sets out to "r-factor" the king that "THE SKY IS FALLING!". This is also the default story of Scientology, as follows:

Ron is cast in the story as "Henny Penny" but due to his high-havingness, his character is renamed "Denny Dollars".

Between the years 1950-1986 Denny Dollars was continuously hit in the heat with acorns which produced an endless cascade of cataclysmic, world ending revelations which he set out to "r-factor" mankind about. Since the very first acorn's impact knocked Denny Dollars fully unconscious he was able to discover & write the bestselling book "ACORNETICS" about engrams.

Denny Dollar's discoveries continued to advance and one day he happened to recall that all poultry used to be powerful gods for trillions of years, until a wicked chicken named Xenu did some bad things 75 million years ago. Whereupon, Denny Dollars wrote a secret book that nobody was allowed to read because it could kill them (unless they bought the book, in which case they would get magical powers). Denny Dollars named the book "THE SKY IS FALLING FAILING!" in memory of the day Xenu pulled the air cover off the planet.

Denny Dollars was the hero of the story because he not only warned the king, he warned all mankind that the world would end soon. He even wrote it in an HCOB (Hoax Chicken Office Bulletin) back in the 1970's that the world only had "at best" only "5 years" left before it ended.

Fortunately Denny Dollars was also able to discover how to stop the world from ending and he was willing to give that solution to all mankind (before it was too late!) for FREE! All every person had to do to take advantage of this FREE offer and receive an envelope containing a fully typed page of instructions how to avoid the apocalypse was cover the cost of the envelope and postage ($600K).

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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THE 5 STAGES
OF SCIENTOLOGY

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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WHAT SCIENTOLOGY WANTS YOU TO SEE & THINK

"We have the solution to
all your problems at work!"
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WHAT SCIENTOLOGY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE & THINK

When Scientology organizations have a problem at work, we
face-rip people, physically assault them, overboard them,
disconnect them from their family & children, force them into
months-long interrogations to confess to crimes they didn't
commit, imprison them in chain lockers & RPF gulags, deprive
them of food and sleep, force them under guard to do manual
slave labor for years, psychologically terrorize them and
when they try to escape, chase them down across the entire
nation with thug-mob stalkers that illegally hack their
phone/charge card records so that wherever they go they
are blocked, threatened & coerced under soul-splitting
pressure to return under guard to slave labor.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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KSW KULT KOAN

If Scientology actually has the solution to
THE PROBLEMS OF WORK
why do 98% of customers and staff at Scientology's
workplace (the Ideal Orgs) end up blowing?

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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WHAT SCIENTOLOGY WANTS YOU TO SEE & THINK

When you personally learn how thought works, you'll instantly
know how to think---and then you will attain total freedom
from people and things (SPs, Engrams, Implants, BTs, et al)
that prevent you from thinking clearly & rationally and
becoming a happy person attaining all your goals!
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WHAT SCIENTOLOGY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE & THINK
The Fundamental of thought is---that fundamentally
Scientology does not want you to think. What they
want is for you to OBEY. Quite fortunately, Ron
has already done all your thinking for you!
Sure, you won't attain your goals but
you'll get something far better--
helping Ron attain his goals.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Nominated for one of Scientology's greatest
SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS

Every time a Scientologist has a miraculously and blissfully
huge "WIN" about something that hasn't actually happened yet.
But for which they have total certainty is going to happen later.

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HOW IT WORKS:

1. Scientologist attends event and hears newest cult promise--which has an impressively scientific sounding and status-filled name, like "THE GOLDEN AGE OF TECH II". It cures all the problems that the tech didn't work for the previous 70 years, including the miraculously failed cure contained in The Golden Age of Tech I.

2. Scientologist cries for 24 hours--about the mind-blowing gains they now hope will happen in the future. They are crying with joy because half-century old auditing processes have been given a new name. Nothing about the process has changed, but the new name is an emotionally overwhelming, life-changing event!

3. The new name is so cosmically potent that just HEARING the words causes them to keep "blowing charge" for 24 hours, even without running the processes or knowing what the process commands are!

4. Now the Scientologist has "NO DOUBTS OR RESERVATIONS" that their ruin has been handled. They are ready to attest!

5. Now the "I'm so happy!" Scientologist has not only found the "Way To Happiness", they have actually successfully walked that path and attained happiness! All this happened simply by hearing the cult's newest glowing guarantees.

6. Naturally, to top it all off, the Scientologist "thanks Ron"---a dead con man whose "Golden Age of Tech" did not even work on him.

SCIENTOLOGY ADVERTISING AXIOM: In order to KSD (Keeping Scientologists Donating) it is only necessary to "r-factor" the Scientologist that the tech is now finally working! This is best achieved by:

- - inventing a new, meaningless, but cosmic-sounding term (e.g. "SuperPower", "Wall of Fire", "Total Cause Over Life", "Bridge to Total Freedom", et al) that gives them HOPE!​

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- - strengthening that HOPE with graphic images (e.g. A golden rocket hurtling thru intergalactic space towards a glowing OT symbol) until they feel CERTAINTY!​

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- - cue them to stand and applaud and cheer this tech "breakthrough" until the CERTAINTY becomes KNOWINGNESS! ​

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- - require that they now help mankind by writing a success story about what their KNOWINGNESS is about their own glorious future, now that their ruin is handled. Photograph the Scientologist and publish their OT WIN!​

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- - print and distribute tens of millions of that OT WIN to other Scientologists so they too can have similar wins of their own- and begin blowing charge and crying for 24 hours about the non-existent but anticipated FUTURE MIRACLES! ​

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[Churchill]

It sounds to me like you are biased and have something against delusional certainty.
What other crimes have you committed?
My OT perceptics never lie.

 

[The Oracle]

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KSW KULT KOAN

If Scientology actually has the solution to
THE PROBLEMS OF WORK
why do 98% of customers and staff at Scientology's
workplace (the Ideal Orgs) end up blowing?

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. It needs a new title: “THE PROBLEM IS WORK”
If you are a Scientologist, “work” becomes THE problem for Scientologists.
it is a high crime to moon light if you on staff
it keeps members out of the Org and not going up the bridge
SCIENTOLOGISTS can’t work for Wogs. They are too dangerous and may be connected to the Psychs.
That nasty thing called “work” keeps people from signing 5 year staff contracts and 1 billion year contract for the Sea Org.
work IS the problem for Scientology. At some point Scientologists stop working and give everything to the cult.and that was cleverly designed by the Ole Man.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

It sounds to me like you are biased and have something against delusional certainty.
What other crimes have you committed?
My OT perceptics never lie.

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LOL, yeah, it appears that I have roller-coastered and lost my OT viewpoint---sending me down the dwindling db spiral of MEST universe traps and slave planets.

I probably need to get rehabbed on doing my Bridge. Do you happen to know if there is going to be an event any time soon where they announce something new, like the GOLDEN AGE OF TECH III? I am already starting to blow charge just thinking about it!


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Wait, I think this thread has missed an enormous opportunity.

We forgot to include on the list of Super-Stupid award winners this one. . .

WHEN A SCIENTOLOGIST CLAIMS
THAT SOMETHING "BLOWS CHARGE"​

For starters, they are not even in an auditing session where there is magical tech being applied that is supposed to make mythical "charge" blow.

EXAMPLE: Scientologist is out doing errands one day and stops at the shoemaker.

SHOEMAKER
Hello again, I just finished your shoes, here you go.

SCIENTOLOGIST
(holds shoes, inspects them)
Wow, I am really blowing charge!

SHOEMAKER
What do you mean?

SCIENTOLOGIST
You know, blowing charge?

SHOEMAKER
No, I don't know. What are you talking about?

SCIENTOLOGIST
Oh. I thought you were a Scientologist.

SHOEMAKER
No. What gave you that idea?

SCIENTOLOGIST
Well, you looked me in the eyes when
you said my shoes were ready. And even your
work is like the Bridge where Ron uses tech to
rehabilitate old worn-out beings, you rehab
old worn-out shoes. Like I said, when I saw
my shoes all shiny today, I really blew
a lot of charge!

SHOEMAKER
I still don't know what blowing charge means.

SCIENTOLOGIST
Oh, it's a scientific term. Well, maybe its easier to understand
if I just give you an example. Did you ever experience getting
one of your 59 trillion year old Gorilla Goal implants like
super-keyed in--but then someone makes a huge
discovery--like inventing the dictionary to look up
words, and suddenly you feel all that negative
electronic wholetrack energy just vanishes
and all your stress just starts to leave?

SHOEMAKER
Not really. But if you paid me the 23 dollars you owe
me for putting new heels and soles on your shoes
and stopped talking about that weird shit,
I think my stress would start to leave.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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cross-posted from another thread discussing how
political (and religious) cults manage to dominate,
intimidate & psychologically enslave their members.
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They want to make you feel guilty, so that they can demand you "make up the damage" (reparations, affirmative action, etc). It is emotional and ideological extortion.
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Excellent points!

Amends projects--begging God for forgiveness from sin. That's apparently a very effective way that cruelly crusading creepy cults crush & control credulous churchgoers.

Reminds me of how Scientologists get banished to "ETHICS" when they are late for course or miss a 2.5 hour study period because they went to a family reunion, their daughter's graduation, a business convention or a parent's funeral without permission. The mechanics of that are fascinating!

It seems that political and religious cults first STEAL all your precious possessions (e.g. money, time, free speech, free thought, ability to read what you want, ability to chose your own friends, et al). Having accomplished that outrageously oppressive level of domination, they then penalize you with degrading denouncements & amends projects if you dare to attempt to reclaim/use any of your own stolen time and volitional freedom and free will.

As L. Don Hubbard (see avatar) has stated about cults: "It's piracy. First they kidnap your soul and then they generously & quite charitably sell it back to you in pieces, with convenient financing plans and affordable monthly ransom payments."

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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CULT CURIOSITIES.

1. The price of FOT in 1970 was $1.25. Adjusted for inflation, the book should now sell in 2020 for $8.26. $1.25 in 1970 is equivalent in 2020 to $8.26. However you can purchase a brand new copy of the book for only $3.99 on eBay and other online sellers around the world. (sample link). However on Scientology's website today they are charging $30.00 for the same book. And if you want a very good condition (used) copy of the book you can buy it for only $1.45, also on eBay. The oddity is not only that Scientology sells the book for TEN TIMES the price of other non-Scientology booksellers is that Scientology pretends that their priority and raison d'etre for being on this slave planet is to salvage mankind before it's too late! If that was true, they'd not only sell copies at cost (appx. $3.00) they'd actually GIVE THE INFORMATION AWAY FOR FREE with one click online. It appears that Scientology is only willing to save mankind and the planet if they can do so with a 10X profit margin.

2. The "GOD" depiction on the cover of Fundamentals of Thought was artwork done using Ron's twin brother L. Don Hubbard (see avatar) as the artist's model.

3. Regarding Scientology's former 1960's - 1970's motto "Scientology is here to rescue you", is at variation with the original 1950's motto which was the more candid and factual "You are here to rescue Scientology" (and to rescue Ron from bankruptcy).

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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DECONSTRUCTING HUBBARD'S HOAX
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AXIOM: Like the MEST universe, every Scientology course, level and auditing rundown shall infinitely expand in price, set-ups, eligibility requirements, orientation steps (before and after) as well as "expanded" versions of what was purchased that are "discovered" as missing at a later date.


EXAMPLE: The state of Clear.

HOW IT STARTED: In 1950 the book Dianetics The Modern Science of Mental Health was sold with all the technology to become a full fledged "Clear" in under 20 hours. This could be done at no cost at home by simply "twinning" with another who read the book. So, let's review--FREE and 20 HOURS.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN A PERSON WENT CLEAR? Lots of things. Without noting the various dates that the inviolable tech was violated with countless changes, here is how that free 20 hour miracle "expanded".

BEFORE GOING CLEAR:
HAS Course
HQS Course
Student Hat Course
Purification Rundown
ARC Straightwire Rundown
Grade 0 Rundown
Grade I Rundown
Grade II Rundown
Grade III Rundown
Grade IV Rundown
Grade V Rundown
Grade VI Rundown


IF ONE THINKS ONE MAY HAVE GONE CLEAR:
Clear Certainty Rundown (To be sure one is clear)

IF ONE ATTESTS TO CLEAR:
Sunshine Rundown (to orient the Clear)
Solo Auditing Course

This is when it really gets expensive (after Clear)

IF ONE IS NOW CLEAR

OT Preparations Rundown(s)
OT Eligibility Auditing Rundown
OT I (to orient the Clear, again)

Beyond that lies the OT Levels that all have their own "set-up" auditing requirements and "eligibility" auditing requirements and there are also requirements after finishing LEVEL III OT (the "Wall of Fire") that one must pay for a booster level to "increase one's intention" (OT VII) in order to pay for re-doing OT III which is impressively called the "EXPANDED WALL OF FIRE". Same level, new tech estimate.

Then, after really really finishing OT III and OT III expanded and attesting for the second time that one has no other Body Thetans, the exact same conveyor belt is still running and one has to pay for many more "new" OT levels (OT IV, OT V, OT VI, OT VII, OT VIII) that all are the same as OT III, getting rid of Body Thetans.

And one must pay to go to Flag every six months and purchase more "eligibility rundown auditing" and pay for room Scientology's hotel accommodations and eating in Scientology's restaurants.

And to even get onto one of those OT levels one must donate another $50,000 to the IAS to show that their ethics are really in.

The list of new tricks to squeeze Scientologists out of their last dime goes on for many pages. But think you've got the idea and probably have the canceled checks to prove it, lol.

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[PirateAndBum]

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DECONSTRUCTING HUBBARD'S HOAX
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AXIOM: Like the MEST universe, every Scientology course, level and auditing rundown shall infinitely expand in price, set-ups, eligibility requirements, orientation steps (before and after) as well as "expanded" versions of what was purchased that are "discovered" as missing at a later date.


EXAMPLE: The state of Clear.

HOW IT STARTED: In 1950 the book Dianetics The Modern Science of Mental Health was sold with all the technology to become a full fledged "Clear" in under 20 hours. This could be done at no cost at home by simply "twinning" with another who read the book. So, let's review--FREE and 20 HOURS.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN A PERSON WENT CLEAR? Lots of things. Without noting the various dates that the inviolable tech was violated with countless changes, here is how that free 20 hour miracle "expanded".

BEFORE GOING CLEAR:
HAS Course
HQS Course
Student Hat Course
Purification Rundown
ARC Straightwire Rundown
Grade 0 Rundown
Grade I Rundown
Grade II Rundown
Grade III Rundown
Grade IV Rundown
Grade V Rundown
Grade VI Rundown


IF ONE THINKS ONE MAY HAVE GONE CLEAR:
Clear Certainty Rundown (To be sure one is clear)

IF ONE ATTESTS TO CLEAR:
Sunshine Rundown (to orient the Clear)
Solo Auditing Course

This is when it really gets expensive (after Clear)

IF ONE IS NOW CLEAR

OT Preparations Rundown(s)
OT Eligibility Auditing Rundown
OT I (to orient the Clear, again)

Beyond that lies the OT Levels that all have their own "set-up" auditing requirements and "eligibility" auditing requirements and there are also requirements after finishing LEVEL III OT (the "Wall of Fire") that one must pay for a booster level to "increase one's intention" (OT VII) in order to pay for re-doing OT III which is impressively called the "EXPANDED WALL OF FIRE". Same level, new tech estimate.

Then, after really really finishing OT III and OT III expanded and attesting for the second time that one has no other Body Thetans, the exact same conveyor belt is still running and one has to pay for many more "new" OT levels (OT IV, OT V, OT VI, OT VII, OT VIII) that all are the same as OT III, getting rid of Body Thetans.

And one must pay to go to Flag every six months and purchase more "eligibility rundown auditing" and pay for room Scientology's hotel accommodations and eating in Scientology's restaurants.

And to even get onto one of those OT levels one must donate another $50,000 to the IAS to show that their ethics are really in.

The list of new tricks to squeeze Scientologists out of their last dime goes on for many pages. But think you've got the idea and probably have the canceled checks to prove it, lol.

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Silly Hoaxie, how can you put a price on priceless?

 

[Dotey OT]

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DECONSTRUCTING HUBBARD'S HOAX
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AXIOM: Like the MEST universe, every Scientology course, level and auditing rundown shall infinitely expand in price, set-ups, eligibility requirements, orientation steps (before and after) as well as "expanded" versions of what was purchased that are "discovered" as missing at a later date.


EXAMPLE: The state of Clear.

HOW IT STARTED: In 1950 the book Dianetics The Modern Science of Mental Health was sold with all the technology to become a full fledged "Clear" in under 20 hours. This could be done at no cost at home by simply "twinning" with another who read the book. So, let's review--FREE and 20 HOURS.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN A PERSON WENT CLEAR? Lots of things. Without noting the various dates that the inviolable tech was violated with countless changes, here is how that free 20 hour miracle "expanded".

BEFORE GOING CLEAR:
HAS Course
HQS Course
Student Hat Course
Purification Rundown
ARC Straightwire Rundown
Grade 0 Rundown
Grade I Rundown
Grade II Rundown
Grade III Rundown
Grade IV Rundown
Grade V Rundown
Grade VI Rundown


IF ONE THINKS ONE MAY HAVE GONE CLEAR:
Clear Certainty Rundown (To be sure one is clear)

IF ONE ATTESTS TO CLEAR:
Sunshine Rundown (to orient the Clear)
Solo Auditing Course

This is when it really gets expensive (after Clear)

IF ONE IS NOW CLEAR

OT Preparations Rundown(s)
OT Eligibility Auditing Rundown
OT I (to orient the Clear, again)

Beyond that lies the OT Levels that all have their own "set-up" auditing requirements and "eligibility" auditing requirements and there are also requirements after finishing LEVEL III OT (the "Wall of Fire") that one must pay for a booster level to "increase one's intention" (OT VII) in order to pay for re-doing OT III which is impressively called the "EXPANDED WALL OF FIRE". Same level, new tech estimate.

Then, after really really finishing OT III and OT III expanded and attesting for the second time that one has no other Body Thetans, the exact same conveyor belt is still running and one has to pay for many more "new" OT levels (OT IV, OT V, OT VI, OT VII, OT VIII) that all are the same as OT III, getting rid of Body Thetans.

And one must pay to go to Flag every six months and purchase more "eligibility rundown auditing" and pay for room Scientology's hotel accommodations and eating in Scientology's restaurants.

And to even get onto one of those OT levels one must donate another $50,000 to the IAS to show that their ethics are really in.

The list of new tricks to squeeze Scientologists out of their last dime goes on for many pages. But think you've got the idea and probably have the canceled checks to prove it, lol.

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Corallary: And as you do these things , these steps, won't you notice that you've become more responsible? We (staff members, etc.) noticed that and you are now because we said so, because lrh says so. And as you are more responsible, you need to help us help the planet in the ways that we say so. There are responsibilities as you do these things that have a cost. These things expand proportionately to the other things that you do to improve yourself. Sit here while we tell you of these things.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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DECONSTRUCTING HUBBARD'S HOAX
​

AXIOM: Like the MEST universe, every Scientology course, level and auditing rundown shall infinitely expand in price, set-ups, eligibility requirements, orientation steps (before and after) as well as "expanded" versions of what was purchased that are "discovered" as missing at a later date.


EXAMPLE: The state of Clear.

HOW IT STARTED: In 1950 the book Dianetics The Modern Science of Mental Health was sold with all the technology to become a full fledged "Clear" in under 20 hours. This could be done at no cost at home by simply "twinning" with another who read the book. So, let's review--FREE and 20 HOURS.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN A PERSON WENT CLEAR? Lots of things. Without noting the various dates that the inviolable tech was violated with countless changes, here is how that free 20 hour miracle "expanded".

BEFORE GOING CLEAR:
HAS Course
HQS Course
Student Hat Course
Purification Rundown
ARC Straightwire Rundown
Grade 0 Rundown
Grade I Rundown
Grade II Rundown
Grade III Rundown
Grade IV Rundown
Grade V Rundown
Grade VI Rundown


IF ONE THINKS ONE MAY HAVE GONE CLEAR:
Clear Certainty Rundown (To be sure one is clear)

IF ONE ATTESTS TO CLEAR:
Sunshine Rundown (to orient the Clear)
Solo Auditing Course

This is when it really gets expensive (after Clear)

IF ONE IS NOW CLEAR

OT Preparations Rundown(s)
OT Eligibility Auditing Rundown
OT I (to orient the Clear, again)

Beyond that lies the OT Levels that all have their own "set-up" auditing requirements and "eligibility" auditing requirements and there are also requirements after finishing LEVEL III OT (the "Wall of Fire") that one must pay for a booster level to "increase one's intention" (OT VII) in order to pay for re-doing OT III which is impressively called the "EXPANDED WALL OF FIRE". Same level, new tech estimate.

Then, after really really finishing OT III and OT III expanded and attesting for the second time that one has no other Body Thetans, the exact same conveyor belt is still running and one has to pay for many more "new" OT levels (OT IV, OT V, OT VI, OT VII, OT VIII) that all are the same as OT III, getting rid of Body Thetans.

And one must pay to go to Flag every six months and purchase more "eligibility rundown auditing" and pay for room Scientology's hotel accommodations and eating in Scientology's restaurants.

And to even get onto one of those OT levels one must donate another $50,000 to the IAS to show that their ethics are really in.

The list of new tricks to squeeze Scientologists out of their last dime goes on for many pages. But think you've got the idea and probably have the canceled checks to prove it, lol.

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I got so fascinated with listing out all the ways Hubbard scammed customers with "LEVELS" I forgot to mention one thing---the actual reason I was posting in the first place, lol.

Once Hubbard (or Miscavige) found a "level" (e.g. Clear) that people were willing to pay a lot for, the scheme was then to create levels BEFORE IT that were required. Oh, you wanted to go Clear? Hey, we know you paid a lot to go Clear but before you can complete it you need to pay for the "Clear Certainty Rundown"?

And when they finish Clear, Hubbard then would create another requirement AFTER IT. The Sunshine Rundown. And then Hubbard knew he really had them on the hook, so he created yet another level after that----that was essentially IDENTICAL and he called it OT I. Both those levels "oriented the new Clear in the physical universe".

Thus Hubbard charged a fortune to go Clear and they required three (3) more rundowns just before and after it to boost his revenues and personal wealth.

Think about it---if someone is Clear why do they need three additional rundowns just to get "oriented"---especially when the purpose of the Bridge is to keep them DIS-oriented! If a Scientologist actually became oriented they would blow because they would see that they are in the middle of a cruel, stupid and avaricious hoax.

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