HelluvaHoax!
Well-known member
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WHEN SCIENTOLOGY SAYS THIS
THEY REALLY MEAN THIS
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THEY REALLY MEAN THIS
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.Enthetan said:
No training eventually means no auditing after the last of the old timers are gone.
Is there any auditing still happening? Or is it all just IAS status now?
Hey! I just realized I must be OT1 at least!.
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM!
A case study in how the priceless
Bridge levels became even pricier!
LETS PICK A RANDOM LEVEL
OT I
1972 PRICE OF OT I
$75
2012 PRICE OF OT I
$2,750
EXPLANATION OF WHY THE PRICE INCREASED 3700%: Good guess but--no--it wasn't inflation. $75 in the year 1972 would have a 2012 inflation value of $411 (not $2,750).
DESCRIPTION: The next level above "Clear" is Operating Thetan level I. COS promo describes is variously as:
- - "This Solo-audited level is the first step a Clear takes toward full OT abilities, and that first step is a fresh causative OT viewpoint of the MEST universe and other beings."- - "Extroverts a being and brings about an awareness of himself as a thetan to others and the physical universe."
ABILITY GAINED FROM OT I:
- - "Freedom from inability to identify self in relation to others and the physical universe." WHAT WAS THE ULTRA CONFIDENTIAL PROCESS RUN ON OT I? The Clear was given a sheet of paper with 13 things to do somewhere in public where there were people that could be observed. The Clear was tasked to look at the people and write down ultra-confidential observations like how many bodies they counted. The customer ran this process on themselves, by themselves--after which they turned in a piece of paper with their observations.
COS COST CONSIDERATIONS TO DELIVER OT I:
- - (1972): One sheet of paper with 13 instructions ($ 0.01)- - (2012): One sheet of paper with 13 instructions ($ 0.01)PROFIT MARGINS COMPARISION:
- - (1972): ($ 74.99)- - (2012): ($ 2,749.99)TECHNICAL ANALYSIS OF WHY THE PRICE OF OT I STRATOSPHERICALLY SOARED:
Why do Scientologists unquestioningly pay whatever price Hubbard tells them to pay?
- - Because Scientologists were told that the magical powers on OT I were "priceless" and they are trained to never dramatize the unethically evil lower condition of "DOUBT".Okay, but what policy allows Ron to totally just make up random lavishly crazy prices for non-existent magic powers and defraud people like that?!
- - [Surprise Ending]: The "Fair Game" policy, which makes it standardly sacred scripture to "lie" and "trick" anyone who didn't write the Fair Game policy..
Holy Phuck! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks for the huge endorphin release!Hey! I just realized I must be OT1 at least!
I've done that MANY times, been out somewhere looking at people and thinking, "look at that fat fuck, jeez I'm glad I'm not him." or "Gawd, why doesn't that brainless woman control her screamin devil-spawn children!"
I'm OT !!!!!
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SCIENTOLOGY VOLUNTEER MINISTERS
MINISTER
No I'm very sorry we cannot give you a refund.
We promised to get you hatted so you can help
yourself and we delivered what we promised.
WOG
That's stupid. This is not a hat. It's a colander.
MINISTER
Okay, I'm not going to invalidate your reality because
Ron said that 'whatever is real to you is what is real'.
WOG
What about my refund?
MINISTER
That shouldn't be a problem. You can petition for a refund
and it's possible that the church will grant your request.
But to even submit a petition it has to be done standardly.
WOG
How do I that?
MINISTER
I'm glad you asked me that. We happen to be offering
a very special today-only super low discounted price on our
HOW TO STANDARDLY ASK FOR REFUNDS course.
WOG
What are the odds that they'll approve a refund.
Did they ever give a single refund in the past 20 years?
MINISTER
No, but I'm happy you brought that up. Because
you can have guaranteed results if you buy our
HOW TO GET 100% OF WHAT YOU WANT
WITH TONE 40 POSTULATES course.
We happen to be offering a very special
today-only super low discounted price.
WOG
And what if I tell you I don't have any money
to buy two more Scientology courses?
Then are you going to tell me that
you have a money course too?
MINISTER
I'm happy you asked me that, Because we do
have a money course and we happen to be offering
a very special today-only super low discounted price.
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LOL
"This is not a hat. It's a colander."
When Bernie Madoff ran his multi-billion-dollar Ponzi scam, he had help fromThe deception . . . .
.When Bernie Madoff ran his multi-billion-dollar Ponzi scam, he had help from
from about six confederates working on the "secret floor." Hundreds of other
employees working on the legitimate floors, which managed the legal part
of the Madoff empire, had no clues as to what was going on "upstairs."
Likewise in the Sea Org, I know most people are true believers and have no
doubts about LRH or the tech. However, a few must know of LRH's assisted
suicide, the truth of the non-existant OT 8, 9 &10, LRH's non-attainment
of a godly case state, and his final descent into dementia and ill health,
essentially negating any value to "his tech."
At minimum, Dave Miscavige and Ray Mithoff, who read LRH's folders and invented
the current OT 8, should probably be well aware of the Current State of the Scam.
Question
Who do you think are the other insiders on the "secret floor" of Scientology?
Any ideas? I wonder who are members of the small cabal that are still active,
while knowing the bitter truth.
I have a suspicion that people who learn "the truth" are possibly relegated to
a lifetime sentence in The Hole to prevent them from blabbing out in the wild.
Knowing "the truth" while committing the crime is the biggest crime of all.
Footnote 1: I've asked both Marty and Mike a couple times to explain all this
to me and to name names of the "conspiring insiders" and both ignored me
or demurred. So be it. They have reasons or don't know. We'll leave it at that.
Footnote 2: Those that have read my rants over the years, know this is a hobby
horse issue of mine and I bring it up every year or so. Part of the reason is that
a passing parade of new people are arriving or visiting and need to hear things.
Maybe I'll learn something new if I ask enough. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯