HelluvaHoax!
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When he's not pulling the air covers off of planets,
Stan is selling real estate. . . . (snipped) . .
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LOL
"Pulling air covers off planets" is possibly the basic-basic, universal punchline to all jokes about Scientology. If i had the power, I would order that all other punchlines be made "High Crimes", so that air covers became only allowable 100% standard punchline!
Okay, now on to the purpose of this post! I don't have time but I badly want to begin a series of hidden-camera man-on-the-street interviews with Clears and OTs. Maybe even just quickie SURVEYS!
Once the mission operatives have been throughly hatted and drilled on how to ACT LIKE A REAL SCIENTOLOGIST from some legit sounding uplines marketing bureaux, then we can fit them with a suitable Sea Org uniform, outfit them with a couple white-shirted assistants cum clipboards and other cult artifacts (x-lg coffee, et al)
Now, we are not going to let the imposters hit the street until they are really hard core on hard trs. Not just "Hard TRs" but "VERY VERY HARD TRS" ---which is the fiercest bullbaiting on this planet, in the form of actual Scientologists answering questions with responses that make you spit out your coffee and scream/laugh: " SERIOUSLY????!!!"
First question on their first mission is:
When he's not pulling the air covers off of planets,
Stan is selling real estate. . . . (snipped) . .
LOL
"Pulling air covers off planets" is possibly the basic-basic, universal punchline to all jokes about Scientology. If i had the power, I would order that all other punchlines be made "High Crimes", so that air covers became only allowable 100% standard punchline!
Okay, now on to the purpose of this post! I don't have time but I badly want to begin a series of hidden-camera man-on-the-street interviews with Clears and OTs. Maybe even just quickie SURVEYS!
Once the mission operatives have been throughly hatted and drilled on how to ACT LIKE A REAL SCIENTOLOGIST from some legit sounding uplines marketing bureaux, then we can fit them with a suitable Sea Org uniform, outfit them with a couple white-shirted assistants cum clipboards and other cult artifacts (x-lg coffee, et al)
Now, we are not going to let the imposters hit the street until they are really hard core on hard trs. Not just "Hard TRs" but "VERY VERY HARD TRS" ---which is the fiercest bullbaiting on this planet, in the form of actual Scientologists answering questions with responses that make you spit out your coffee and scream/laugh: " SERIOUSLY????!!!"
First question on their first mission is:
"In the ACC Philadelphia Congress taped lecture of April 7, 1952, LHR's wholetrack research
discovered that beings on the track had sometimes suppressed theta beings by
pulling the air cover off of the planet.. . . "
a) What thoughts have you had about that?
b) Did you ever wonder or feel any concern that a being could pull the air cover off this planet?
c). Do you think a being who attains full OT would be able to pull the air cover off a planet?
d). What OT level would you imagine is necessary to pull air covers off planets?
e) In another lecture LRH stated that he nearly got run over by a freight locomotive
on Venus the other day. Do you think if Ron had pulled the air cover off Venus
that would have been an effect way to make it go right to not get hit by that train?
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