TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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Nominated for the best alternative book that (if published) would brilliantly reverse Hubbard's science fiction cult back into science fact!

*** created by ILove2Lurk ***

FROM THE INTERIOR DUST JACKET
"My ideas can be your ideas; my mind alive within your mind.
The Modern Science of Imagination Therapy
Expand your mind and worldview exponentially by
unleashing the hidden powers of your imagination."

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Nominated for the best alternative book that (if published) would brilliantly reverse Hubbard's science fiction cult back into science fact!

*** created by ILove2Lurk ***

FROM THE INSIDE DUST JACKET
"My ideas can be your ideas; my mind alive within your mind.
The Modern Science of Imagination Therapy
Expand your mind and worldview exponentially by
unleashing the hidden powers of your imagination."

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It would be fun to list this book for sale on eBay or Amazon to see how many orders come in.

If I didn't have a 100% customer feedback rating on Ebay I might do it, but don't want to crash my stats.

 

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It would be fun to list this book for sale on eBay or Amazon to see how many orders come in.

If I didn't have a 100% customer feedback rating on Ebay I might do it, but don't want to crash my stats.

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LOL!

An entire legend and cult following could be generated to support viral sales of the book.

The promotional reviews could say things like: "Hubbard spent 40 arduous years researching this book and the work was so impossibly complex that he could only complete the cover design!"

Then another critical blurb could read: "I was amazed that the book had no pages, only a cover. But the cosmic secrets embedded on that cover changed my life forever!"

Viral sales, I tell ya! LOL. (Think "Pet Rock")

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"Whenever one fully engages the ARC Triangle's three corners of Affinity,
Reality and Communication--the result is always total Understanding!"
-L. Ron Hubbard​

Scientology Paradox #3: "The ARC Triangle Paradox"

How it works: By using the ARC Triangle, Scientologists can eliminate conflict, hatred and war for all of humanity on this planet, and replace it with peace, love and Understanding. The simple formula which yields near infinite knowingness is: "ARC = Understanding"

How it actually works: Using the "ARC Triangle" to save mankind does not actually work, because Scientologists are forbidden from using the "R" (reality) part of the triangle. Hubbard's scientific research discovered that when Scientologists were allowed to use the ARC Triangle, their Reality soared--and thus their "Understanding" immediately skyrocketed to the point they attained the "Understanding" that Scientology is a hoax, after which they would promptly blow.

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This post was inspired by a DISCUSSION THREAD
based on an outstanding question & answer session on
Mike Rinder's Blog
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THE LYIN' TOLOGY TECH
WITHIN SCIEN' TOLOGY TECH
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Today we will examine three (3) of L. Ron Hubbard's fundamental representations, promises & guarantees to mankind and his loyal staff and personal friends on this planet.

1. The miraculous states of Clear an Operating Thetan can be attained by 100% of humans, except the tiny percentile that are evil "SPs" that are therefore "NCG" (No Case Gain).

2. Because the gift of OT bestows the priceless gift of "Eternity" and "Total Freedom", Ron Hubbard is therefore "Mankind's Greatest Friend".

3. The highest condition a rich/powerful being (like Hubbard) can be in is the lofty state called "Power". And the first law of power is "Don't Disconnect!"* Ergo, Hubbard and his "loyal officer" Sea Org members (who, for hundreds of millions of years been indefatigably working on "clearing the planet" and "salvaging this sector" of the universe) always remain true to their motto "We Come Back!"

The above three sacred promises of L. Ron Hubbard are fundamental to everything that Scientologists believe, think and do. So, it should be rather easy to put those three (3) "basics" above to the test of truth:

• Just like everyone else in Scientology, Hubbard himself was 100% unable to attain the state of Clear and OT. In the last weeks of his life Hubbard confessed that the tech did not work and he was a failure. He also tried to kill himself with a custom suicide e-meter. Link to Hubbard's confession here.​
• Hubbard's claim to be "Mankind's Greatest Friend" is contradicted by him failing to inform paying Scientologists that the tech did not work before he left the planet. Therefore they are still sending hundreds of millions of dollars in "donations" to Ron/Scientology, becoming insolvent and suffering bankruptcy.
• Hubbard also failed to inform his indentured Sea Org slaves that he himself is never "coming back". So much for the lie that power Scientologist's "Don't Disconnect!" Hubbard simply abandoned his best friends, leaving them behind trapped in a one-billion year contract to free all beings in the universe with tech that Hubbard confessed was a complete failure and didn't work. And instead of "getting off his withholds" and confessing all this to Scientologists in his final will and testament (and using the billions in Sea Org reserves to make refunds) Hubbard instead wrote a fancy succession plan and pretended that everything was going along swimmingly well--and that they should keep clearing all of the galaxies and he'd meet up with them later, no problem! And Ron reminded his best friends to "hold the form of the Sea Org. You've got the watch!" for the next billion years.​

(with "Greatest Friends" like that, who needs Enemies, DBs, SPs, Psychs & Implanters?!) ​

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* Hubbard's scripture on the condition of power mandates that: "So, when you’re in the position of Power—don’t disconnect! You can’t just deny (refuse to recognize or acknowledge) your connections. What you’ve got to do is realize that they are your connections and then take responsibility for them."



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[Chuck J.]

The "Admiral" is A.W.O.L.

 

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Thanks to SuperstarNeilC who originally posted this video on another thread.

The Church of Hoaxology Proudly Presents

THE STORY OF A DELUSIONAL CULT SHILL TRYING HER DAMNDEST TO
FAIR GAME & SHATTER AN EVIL SP--WHICH ENDS IN TOTAL FAIL. BUT
THEN THE SP TRUTHFULLY AND GRACEFULLY* CORRECTS HER
FAIR GAMING TRICKS & LIES AND THE SHILL IS SHATTERED.

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Congratulations and hearty thanks to the Judo master Mark Bunker, who fought fire with fire and obliterated a diabolical LRH lie with an even more devastatingly diabolical quote---by L. Ron Hubbard!



* Gracefully. Yes, that it was! Mr. Bunker could have delivered far worse if he had also mentioned that the shill quoted Hubbard's admonition to "...never desire revenge!" That could have been followed by then reading Hubbard's contradictory passage, as follows:

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cross posted from another thread discussing and satirizing one of the
cult's current promo pieces trying to recruit paying public to donate
their free time to doing free filing for the "Ideal" org's central files.

link to thread and Mike Rinder's original article at:
"CHICAGO HAS 2 PALLETS OF DEAD PC FOLDERS"

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espionage pic snapped by ILove2Lurk

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LOL!

L. Don Hubbard (see avatar upper left and cv below) used to work in that sector of the INTERNATIONAL CF ORG. He states that he remembers it quite well and provides the following description:

"That entire complex was dedicated to the storage & preservation of Ron's pc folders during ​

the period covering the years 1950 -1960. The photo above is just warehouse #63---the part ​

of the facility storing Ron's sessions where he tried and failed to go exterior. In the far upper ​

right (rear) are thousands of boxes containing the earliest versions of a customized "E-meter". ​

Ron originally had me build those e-meters (exteriorization meters) with a huge voltage booster ​

to help erase those stubborn parts of his reactive mind keeping him trapped inside a MEST​

body. None of the devices worked but we repurposed them (whence the "E" became the ​

"Electropsychometer") and started recycling and selling them by writing scientific looking​

handbooks that claimed that the jittery needle reactions meant something cosmic." -LDH​

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I wonder if anyone ever showed back up from last lifetime to claim the money they left on their account?

How long does CoS keep that money on account in case someone comes back?

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ANSWER: Per policy, the money is kept on account for eternity*.


* eternity: forever plus an infinity of quadrillion-zillion years, unless in the extraordinarily rare occasion that the "COB BOOK ROYALTIES" graph is not soaring straight up and vertical. Whereupon some punctuation marks will be changed and said books will be re-published and customers who previously purchased the books will be re-ordered to re-purchase yet another set of the identical books at unimaginably unconscionable markups--under fraudulently coercive threats of "losing their eternity". In such wholly unexpected occasions, deceased PCs' account balances may be repurposed, immediately debited and donated to the "Basic Books Sales Crusade" that is making planetary clearing a reality.

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When you look at a picture like that...do you ever wonder WTF Tom Cruise is thinking? What he's "mocking up"? I mean, Miscavige is pulling a scam - but what the hell is Cruise doing? The look on his face...
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ANSWER: That is Mr. Cruise's "TONE 40 FACE".

DETAILS: It is the Ideal face of unreasonableness that makes it go right to slam ethics in on DBs, in order to make planetary clearing a reality, salvage this sector & free all beings in the universe for eternity. Mr. Cruise has often had to r-factor and word-clear reporters and talk show hosts (on this planet) to respectfully refer to that face by its technical name, "Goldenrod Steel".

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Tom Cruise mobilizes his TONE 40 FACE
while briefing all Scientologists worldwide. . .

"So, whadya say--are we going to clean this place up?!"

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The term "this place" refers to planet earth. Because Mr. Cruise is a big being who plays big games.

The term "clean up" means that all non-Clears, DBs and SPs will be "handled". Either by auditing them up to the mindblowing ethical/spiritual level that Mr. Cruise has already attained--or failing that, by slamming their ethics in with shattering Fair Game thuggery until they are in chain lockers, RPF gulags, prisons, mental hospitals or dead.

While this may be viewed by some in a negative light, one should always try to look at the positive side of things. Because despite being narcissistically delusional that he is saving mankind, Mr. Cruise is extraordinarily consistent!

In movies, he pretends to be an action star that is
saving the world, and personally he also pretends to be
an action* star that is saving the world.



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* action -noun: 1. An operating thetan's default tone level, located at 20 on the Tone Scale.

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SCIENTOLOGY'S #1 MYTH-ED WITHOLD

"The 100% standard tech
works 100% of the time!"

Even though it's a "suppressive act" and a "high crime"
in Scientology to test, challenge or doubt that the tech works,
let's do it anyways. Lets take any piece of their technology,
say--the advanced and miraculous Public Relations tech.

We are told that it is so powerful that planetary clearing is
happening right now in front of our very eyes. Okay, sounds
great, we should probably just accept Scientologists at their
word, right? I mean, they're having such monumental wins
with the PR tech, it just has to be right! Well, this is the part
where SPs like us come in handy. Let's look and see just
how the amazing PR tech works that promotes it is:

"The Science of predicting and controlling
Human Emotion & Reaction"

Okay, prepare your eyes so you are able to
see what you see when we see how
Google News (1st page) looks today
when we search the word
"SCIENTOLOGY"

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Jeez, that doesn't look like good PR for Scientology.

The entire first-page search results for "Scientology" returns a boiling cauldron of villainy, thuggery, lying, obstruction of justice and Fair Game terrorism by a "church" to protect a violent serial rapist. This puts Scientology's public relations rating in contention for the world's most despised "religious" organization, zooming right past the pedophilic priests of Catholicism and tied for first place with suicidal Islamic terrorists murdering innocent men, women and babies.

CONCLUSION: Wog search engines have out ethics on Ron's PR tech working. All that natter, third party, counter-intention, dead agenting and entheta! People only do such suppressive things when they have crimes! Forget about Masterson, it's really Google that needs to be slammed into a criminal trial!

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What's a cult to do if one of their prized OT celebrities like Danny Masterson has gone on a sordidly debauched and crazed wave of drugging and serial raping defenseless young women?

QUESTIONS FOR SCIENTOLOGY MANAGEMENT:​

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1. Wasn't it really the "psychs" that "got to Danny" and made him terrorize and rape unconscious girls?​

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2. Why haven't you already ordered Karen Pouw to hold a press conference and announce that Danny​

was never really a Scientologist?​

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3. (this question sent in by an anonymous reader from Los Angeles who goes by the ID "Donkeypunch"): If Danny blows all his millions on the criminal and civil trials and goes to prison for the next 40-plus years, will the COS still keep sending him the FSM checks from all the hot young models and actresses he selected?​

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It's only 2021 and there's still nine years left to go, however. . . .

NOMINATED FOR THE
2020's STUPIDEST SCIENTOLOGY
MOMENT OF THE DECADE

THE MOMENT THE COPS INTERROGATED AN OPERATING RAPIST
AND ASKED HIM IF HAD AN ALIBI AND HE RESPONDED:

"Alibi? Yeah. I got an alibi.
I got three billion alibis!"
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SUMMARY: Not only did the rapist claim three billion alibis, but the even stupider part is that the 3 billion dollar cult backed him up. Why would a feared, despised & relentlessly ridiculed cult (that has been hemorrhaging members for over 2 decades) gamble their remaining good will, influence and untold millions of dollars to ally themselves with a serial rapist celebrity, during the golden age of "Me Too" criminal prosecutions?

Why would a "religion" that has for 71 years boasted they are "creating a world without criminality" fund massive legal armies to support and free the worst wager since Hitler/Hirohito thought it would a great idea to declare war on the entire free world. These things do not end well.

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SO WHY WOULD A CULT DO IT? Why would the Church of Scientology have its footprint, its fingerprints and its DNA all over both a scandalous serial rape trial and civil lawsuit seeking ungodly amounts of damages. Why wouldn't they just throw Masterson under the bus or simply "disconnect" from him with a face-saving "acceptable truth" which is simply a soft pr declare?

ANSWERS: The cult is now caught between a rockslam and a hard place. Once they meddled decades ago into multiple rapes of their female parishioners (instead of instantly referring the outrageous criminal matter to the police) and arrogantly thought they could easily brush aside rape victims, the coils of this boa constrictor began to slowly and inexorably coil around them. Twenty years ago their Fair Game thuggery wins stat was at an all time high and they had already defeated a murder case (McPherson) and the entire IRS, so this one looked like small potatoes. As these rape victims began to come forward (again) and it finally gained traction with police investigators and prosecutors, an entirely new dynamic entered into it. MAD.

Mutually Assured Destruction ("MAD"). If Miscavige tries to throw Masterson under the bus, the rapist might flip and plead it out for a reduced-sentence consideration (whether guaranteed or not), under the conditions that he is a cooperating witness against Scientology and its top management. On the other hand, if Masterson doesn't reciprocally protect the Church--by likewise obstructing justice and hiding all their crimes, Miscavige could quite easily release or leak his sec checks, confessional sessions, O/W writes and texts of the overwhelming damning ethics and justice and OSA cycles he has undoubtedly been an active participant in all this time.

The COS is no longer the Church of Scientology. It's the Church of Siamese. Two co-conspirators, two heads, joined at the neck. One cannot perish without the other one likely dying as well, or minimally slipping into an extended coma. Like all those BTs that Scientologists are so hung up on. They're there, but nobody can see them because they are "dormant".

SUMMARY: Masterson now has the full military, money and materiel support of the 3 billion dollar "religion" called Scientology. He calculated that it was his best (and ultimately) only move. Miscavige now has the full meltdown of being positioned with and for a serial rapist. COB calculated that it was his best (and ultimately) only move. They both could could be drowned by this tsunami, just like two frantically hysterical lifeguards "rescuing" one another out at sea---when neither one of them knows how to swim. Danny Masterson. David Miscavige. It's the Dueling-DM show. Splish Splash, boys, enjoy the water.


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It's only 2021 and there's still nine years left to go, however. . . .

NOMINATED FOR THE
2020's STUPIDEST SCIENTOLOGY
MOMENT OF THE DECADE

THE MOMENT THE COPS INTERROGATED AN OPERATING RAPIST
AND ASKED HIM IF HAD AN ALIBI AND HE RESPONDED:

"Alibi? Yeah. I got an alibi.
I got three billion alibis!"
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SUMMARY: Not only did the rapist claim three billion alibis, but the even stupider part is that the 3 billion dollar cult backed him up. Why would a feared, despised & relentlessly ridiculed cult (that has been hemorrhaging members for over 2 decades) gamble their remaining good will, influence and untold millions of dollars to ally themselves with a serial rapist celebrity, during the golden age of "Me Too" criminal prosecutions?

Why would a "religion" that has for 71 years boasted they are "creating a world without criminality" fund massive legal armies to support and free the worst wager since Hitler/Hirohito thought it would a great idea to declare war on the entire free world. These things do not end well.

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SO WHY WOULD A CULT DO IT? Why would the Church of Scientology have its footprint, its fingerprints and its DNA all over both a scandalous serial rape trial and civil lawsuit seeking ungodly amounts of damages. Why wouldn't they just throw Masterson under the bus or simply "disconnect" from him with a face-saving "acceptable truth" which is simply a soft pr declare?

ANSWERS: The cult is now caught between a rockslam and a hard place. Once they meddled decades ago into multiple rapes of their female parishioners (instead of instantly referring the outrageous criminal matter to the police) and arrogantly thought they could easily brush aside rape victims, the coils of this boa constrictor began to slowly and inexorably coil around them. Twenty years ago their Fair Game thuggery wins stat was at an all time high and they had already defeated a murder case (McPherson) and the entire IRS, so this one looked like small potatoes. As these rape victims began to come forward (again) and it finally gained traction with police investigators and prosecutors, an entirely new dynamic entered into it. MAD.

Mutually Assured Destruction ("MAD"). If Miscavige tries to throw Masterson under the bus, the rapist might flip and plead it out for a reduced-sentence consideration (whether guaranteed or not), under the conditions that he is a cooperating witness against Scientology and its top management. On the other hand, if Masterson doesn't reciprocally protect the Church--by likewise obstructing justice and hiding all their crimes, Miscavige could quite easily release or leak his sec checks, confessional sessions, O/W writes and texts of the overwhelming damning ethics and justice and OSA cycles he has undoubtedly been an active participant in all this time.

The COS is no longer the Church of Scientology. It's the Church of Siamese. Two co-conspirators, two heads, joined at the neck. One cannot perish without the other one likely dying as well, or minimally slipping into an extended coma. Like all those BTs that Scientologists are so hung up on. They're there, but nobody can see them because they are "dormant".

SUMMARY: Masterson now has the full military, money and materiel support of the 3 billion dollar "religion" called Scientology. He calculated that it was his best (and ultimately) only move. Miscavige now has the full meltdown of being positioned with and for a serial rapist. COB calculated that it was his best (and ultimately) only move. They both could could be drowned by this tsunami, just like two frantically hysterical lifeguards "rescuing" one another out at sea---when neither one of them knows how to swim. Danny Masterson. David Miscavige. It's the Dueling-DM show. Splish Splash, boys, enjoy the water.


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CoS already had horrific PR but when the general public comes to understand that this is an organization that not only protects sexual predators but also Fair Game's the victims their stats will crash even further to the lowest levels ever experienced.

They better get the punctuation in the PR Series fixed fast, before it's too late! Clearly, it must be loaded with extra semi-colons.

 

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They better get the punctuation in the PR Series fixed fast, before it's too late! Clearly, it must be loaded with extra semi-colons.

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Yes, the all important semi-colon, and perhaps even more significantly--the colon itself!

Scientology
It's all about the colon, because that is the "Source" from
whence Dr. Hubbard discovered & pulled the technology out of. ​

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QUESTION OF THE DAY: If Scientologists legitimately are trying to help wogs by getting them to do level beginning courses/auditing, after that person has enrolled and is active on the Bridge when does Scientology begin lying to new Scientologists?

This is an excellent question! Before answering it, let me relay a short anecdote:

A few short years ago I was waiting outside a restaurant until a friend showed up for dinner--and I noticed a few feet away there was one of those red-tablecloth-covered Scientology tables filled with books and signs and enticements to take a "FREE STRESS TEST!" I browsed the table a bit and then was immediately set upon by the two silver haired Scientology Sidewalk Salesman attending the booth. They looked to be in their 60's, either staff or public volunteers out there to disseminate, and "ruin" wogs sufficiently that they could be "body-routed" into a nearby Ideal org. I politely refused their offers to take the free stress test, so they switched gears and began pitching the Dianetics book. I politely refused, thus they began interrogating me as to "WHY". Scientologists are excellent at finding the "why" for all non-ideal conditions. ​

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I then politely explained that I had already purchased and read Dianetics way back in the day when I was in high school. What would my two veteran disseminators do now, I wondered? Considering their age and manner, surely they must both be OTs with substantial amounts of training, so I kind of invisibly smiled to myself pondering what the next "standard" and brilliant move was going to be. The next moment silver-hair #1 perked up with sparkling eyes and a big grin, gushing: "Well there have been quite lot of changes to the Dianetics book since then!" ​

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"Oh really? The book has changed something?" I innocently asked, knowing that they knew that only a few meaningless punctuation marks had been tweaked. They looked at me, the poor pathetic wog who, decades earlier, had the key to my eternity in my hands (DMSMH) but then blew my chance at Total Freedom. Now I was to receive my r-factor--​

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"It's TOTALLY changed!!!" came the exhilarated reply. ​

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Still playing along, I made an astounded face and spoke very, very slowly: "Wow. What was changed?"​

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Silver-hair #2, now sporting a triumphant tone-40 grin, came in for the big-league kill: "Everything!" ​

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We now return to our originally scheduled question, when does Scientology begin lying to new Scientologists?

ANSWER: Before they become new Scientologists--that's how they get them to become Scientologists.

SUMMARY: In Scientology, lying is neither a flaw nor an outpoint nor an our-ethics situation. It's not even a feature. It's a technology--to create a world without insanity and criminality. y


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PART II: SCIENTOLOGY'S SIDEWALK SALESMEN. (ref previous post)

Kind of remarkable, isn't it, that those two OTs handling me to buy another copy of DMSHM by enthusiastically trying to convince me that MY copy wasn't good. Think about this:

- - They didn't know me or whether I ever even read the book all those decades earlier.​

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- - They didn't know if I ever went back to the Scientology center I bought the book from and did any courses.​

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- - They didn't know (nor ask) if I had ever received auditing. ​

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- - They were not in the least interested in whether I had already done all the OT levels.​

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- - They just wanted to sell me that book! ​

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- - Because "everything" in the book had been changed! ​

So, they just assumed that because I was an unaudited/untrained "wog" (i.e. "degraded being") they could make up any old lie and deliver it with grinning certainty, and I'd just do surrender to their lying and tricking.

Jeez, isn't "Lying and Tricking" the exact tech from the Fair Game policy? LOL

PRO TIP: If they honestly believed that the grammatical/punctuation changes to DMSMH would have salvaged me and gotten me onto the Bridge To Total Freedom they would have taken a decidedly different action. If they legitimately wanted to help salvage my "eternity", here is what they would have done. Handed me a couple sheets of 8.5 x 11 inch paper that contained the erratum edits to my old copy of the book. Instead, they were focused solely on selling me a new-and-improved copy of the book. Imagine Scientologists running a normal retail store where you purchased a giant hi definition flatscreen TV but then you are unable to turn it on. When you bring it back to the store they explain that the TV "...didn't work because the instructions contained some grammatical and punctuation errors." So you ask for the new instructions. But they refuse and try to sell you a 2nd giant hi-definition flatscreen TV that has the corrected instructions in the box. No refund on the first TV, you need to take responsibility for pulling that in.

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PART III: SCIENTOLOGY'S SIDEWALK SALESMEN

HOW WOGS FIX OVERT PRODUCTS LIKE DMSHM
This is how normal book authors and publishers handle a flubby
product with typos and grammatical goofs. They simply
issue a corrective errata and offer it for free to their paying
customers, along with a sincere and heartfelt apology.

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HOW SCIENTOLOGY FIXES OVERT PRODUCTS LIKE DMSMH
This is how Scientology handles a faulty product (filled with
flubs and goofs) that doesn't work. They simply issue a
corrective errata, and offer it to their paying customers
for only $600,000 and it looks very much like this.

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It's only 2021 and there's still nine years left to go, however. . . .

NOMINATED FOR THE
2020's STUPIDEST SCIENTOLOGY
MOMENT OF THE DECADE

THE MOMENT THE COPS INTERROGATED AN OPERATING RAPIST
AND ASKED HIM IF HAD AN ALIBI AND HE RESPONDED:

"Alibi? Yeah. I got an alibi.
I got three billion alibis!"
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SUMMARY: Not only did the rapist claim three billion alibis, but the even stupider part is that the 3 billion dollar cult backed him up. Why would a feared, despised & relentlessly ridiculed cult (that has been hemorrhaging members for over 2 decades) gamble their remaining good will, influence and untold millions of dollars to ally themselves with a serial rapist celebrity, during the golden age of "Me Too" criminal prosecutions?

Why would a "religion" that has for 71 years boasted they are "creating a world without criminality" fund massive legal armies to support and free the worst wager since Hitler/Hirohito thought it would a great idea to declare war on the entire free world. These things do not end well.

​

SO WHY WOULD A CULT DO IT? Why would the Church of Scientology have its footprint, its fingerprints and its DNA all over both a scandalous serial rape trial and civil lawsuit seeking ungodly amounts of damages. Why wouldn't they just throw Masterson under the bus or simply "disconnect" from him with a face-saving "acceptable truth" which is simply a soft pr declare?

ANSWERS: The cult is now caught between a rockslam and a hard place. Once they meddled decades ago into multiple rapes of their female parishioners (instead of instantly referring the outrageous criminal matter to the police) and arrogantly thought they could easily brush aside rape victims, the coils of this boa constrictor began to slowly and inexorably coil around them. Twenty years ago their Fair Game thuggery wins stat was at an all time high and they had already defeated a murder case (McPherson) and the entire IRS, so this one looked like small potatoes. As these rape victims began to come forward (again) and it finally gained traction with police investigators and prosecutors, an entirely new dynamic entered into it. MAD.

Mutually Assured Destruction ("MAD"). If Miscavige tries to throw Masterson under the bus, the rapist might flip and plead it out for a reduced-sentence consideration (whether guaranteed or not), under the conditions that he is a cooperating witness against Scientology and its top management. On the other hand, if Masterson doesn't reciprocally protect the Church--by likewise obstructing justice and hiding all their crimes, Miscavige could quite easily release or leak his sec checks, confessional sessions, O/W writes and texts of the overwhelming damning ethics and justice and OSA cycles he has undoubtedly been an active participant in all this time.

The COS is no longer the Church of Scientology. It's the Church of Siamese. Two co-conspirators, two heads, joined at the neck. One cannot perish without the other one likely dying as well, or minimally slipping into an extended coma. Like all those BTs that Scientologists are so hung up on. They're there, but nobody can see them because they are "dormant".

SUMMARY: Masterson now has the full military, money and materiel support of the 3 billion dollar "religion" called Scientology. He calculated that it was his best (and ultimately) only move. Miscavige now has the full meltdown of being positioned with and for a serial rapist. COB calculated that it was his best (and ultimately) only move. They both could could be drowned by this tsunami, just like two frantically hysterical lifeguards "rescuing" one another out at sea---when neither one of them knows how to swim. Danny Masterson. David Miscavige. It's the Dueling-DM show. Splish Splash, boys, enjoy the water.


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Scientology must be putting ethics in on itself like any good criminal does to stop themselves from hurting others.