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Self-Born Unicorn
Sadly, lol.(snip)
And I am not joking about that, lol.
Sadly, lol.(snip)
And I am not joking about that, lol.
.Karen#1 said:
Little did Kurt Weiland know what lay ahead for him. In the 2005 he is being literally TORTURED in SP Hole.
But in the 1990s he is riding high. Click to expand...
IF L. RON HUBBARD OR DAVID MISCAVIGE OR TOM CRUISE OR ANY SUPERActually, I effin' laughed my ass off just now reading that joke. It's hilarious on so many levels but certainly not the same kind of funny when I was in the cult.
SCIENTOLOGY VIP OR CELEBRITY WERE TO GIVE A SPEECH AT A HUGE
INTERNATIONAL EVENT---AND THEY TOLD THE SCIENTOLOGY JOKE,
THE MANY THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE WOULD JOYFULLY AND
KNOWINGLY LAUGH WHEN THEY HEARD THE POWER
PUNCHLINE AND THE POLICEMAN SAID:
"THANK YOU I GOT THAT!"
In the early days when I was in the cult there was a core group of 5 of us that had gone to high school together. We ended up in the cult 2 years later. At that point our sense of humor wasn't yet squashed and suppressed. We were in a Mission and ethics wasn't that serious a thing. We made a couple joker and degrader tapes that I sure wish I still had. Unfortunately the Guardian's Office from the nearest Org got wind of our dastardly deeds and confiscated the tapes.
One little snippet from one of our scenarios went something like this:
John: I just got back from doing OTIII!!Ok, I'm not the best at retelling stories but we did have a hilarious time making jokes about scn in our brief stint as budding J/Ders. We thought it was all innocent fun. But the G.O. didn't think so. This was deadly serious to them! LOL.
Dan: You sure do look a little burnt from going through that Wall of Fire!
Years later, post cult days, I learned that one of the GO guys who listened to our tape laughed his ass off! Double standards I tell ya!
"Many are called, few pick up."
Late one night during my (thankfully short) SO career I went in ASHO running some dumb errand and someone had Jeff Beck's Wired album playing, No Hubbard to be heard.LOL
Remarkably, I also got into Scn with a core group of 4 of us that went to HS together!
And sometimes when we were in a location that had one of those "blind spots" where the BIG BROTHER surveillance cams could not see/hear our every move---and then the joking and degrading flourished. LOL. It was a necessary and healthy way to stay sane whilst trapped in a total freedom prison.
I just recalled one moment when the new "breakthrough" music album was released and all staff mustered to celebrate Ron's musical masterpiece "Thank You For Listening". I looked at one of my very best lifelong buddies--and we both were dying and trying to suppress hysterical laughter. I had to look away.
But we both had "knowingness"---the kind of knowingness you read about in Advance! magazine.
Thegirl'sfounder's a super freak
The kind ofgirlguru you read about
In the newwavecult magazines.
Thatgirlnuclear physicist is pretty kinky...
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"TO FIND OUT IF YOU QUALIFY. . ."
(CONTACT TRAVIS)
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Dear Travis,
I am extremely interested in signing a billion year contract!
Can you kindly tell me what the exact qualifications are?
ML,
Billy Blowdown
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Hello Billy,
We have some really great news about the qualifications--
We have eliminated all arbitraries! "ARBITRARIES REMOVED!!!!!!"
During the past 35 years, whenever COB screamed those two words
at dozens of different events, people always stand and win and weep
and wildly cheer. As such, please send us your Success Story and
and any miracles that have happened in your space.
Although Sea Org standards make us the most elite group on this
planet, the main qualifications at this time are that we can find a
an admiral's hat in your size and that you are able to march with
grimly determined EGIs (Extreme Gravitas Indicators)during a
photoshoot where you like totally ROCK a white naval costume!
ARC,
Travis
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THE DINKY DB DICTIONARY DILEMMA
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THE DINKY DB DICTIONARY DILEMMA
Try to define Scientology in 2 dozen words or less.
"There is a special briefing, all students and pcs must attend."
This is CODE
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More money is needed and we need you to open up your wallets.
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