TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
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HelluvaHoax!
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Thanks Dotey OT for that. . .
C O S
R T C
G A T
K S W
P T S
B P C
L R H
C O B
L O L
W T F
m o m e n t !
- Photo depicts religious Scientologists worshipping in church by applying their sacred technology -
THE ABOVE STAGING IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST CLAY DEMO
WITH THE WORLD'S LARGEST LABEL ("KSW")
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C O S
R T C
G A T
K S W
P T S
B P C
L R H
C O B
L O L
W T F
m o m e n t !
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THE ABOVE STAGING IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST CLAY DEMO
WITH THE WORLD'S LARGEST LABEL ("KSW")
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HelluvaHoax!
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THIS EXPLAINS WHY SCIENTOLOGY HAS NEVER RELEASED OT IX THRU OT XV
BECAUSE THEN PARISHIONER POSTULATES WOULD WORK AND THEY
WOULD GET BRAINS AND COURAGE AND THEN NOBODY
WOULD BE SITTING IN THAT AUDIENCE.
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THIS EXPLAINS WHY SCIENTOLOGY HAS NEVER RELEASED OT IX THRU OT XV
BECAUSE THEN PARISHIONER POSTULATES WOULD WORK AND THEY
WOULD GET BRAINS AND COURAGE AND THEN NOBODY
WOULD BE SITTING IN THAT AUDIENCE.
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HelluvaHoax!
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from the underground archive of
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Super-Stupid Moment
[Volume IV: feb 2019]
SCIENTOLOGY KOAN
If all mistakes are caused by a PTS condition
Who/What are Scientologists PTS to that
they made the mistake of joining Scientology?
ANSWER
Hubbard's Pie in The Sky
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Super-Stupid Moment
[Volume IV: feb 2019]
SCIENTOLOGY KOAN
If all mistakes are caused by a PTS condition
Who/What are Scientologists PTS to that
they made the mistake of joining Scientology?
ANSWER
Hubbard's Pie in The Sky
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HelluvaHoax!
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from the titanium-encapsulated underground
archive of Don Hubbard (see avatar)
Top Super-Stupid Moments
[Volume IV: feb 2019]
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ONE OF THE TOP STUPID MOMENTS IS ANY TIME
A RAPTUROUS SCIENTOLOGIST EXCLAIMS: "SCIENTOLOGY WORKS!"
Scientology works for those who have achieved the ability to "rise above" reality.
Scientology is essentially a two-stage process. . .
(Entering Scientology)
Suspension of disbelief
(Advanced Scientology)
Suspension of dissed bts
(Ergo, Scientology is essentially)
A Suspension Bridge
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archive of Don Hubbard (see avatar)
Top Super-Stupid Moments
[Volume IV: feb 2019]
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ONE OF THE TOP STUPID MOMENTS IS ANY TIME
A RAPTUROUS SCIENTOLOGIST EXCLAIMS: "SCIENTOLOGY WORKS!"
Scientology works for those who have achieved the ability to "rise above" reality.
Scientology is essentially a two-stage process. . .
(Entering Scientology)
Suspension of disbelief
(Advanced Scientology)
Suspension of dissed bts
(Ergo, Scientology is essentially)
A Suspension Bridge
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HelluvaHoax!
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def.
R-FACTOR -noun: 1. (abbv) Reality Factor. Any statement uttered to a being who has gone effect of their reactive mind, in order to raise their awareness and tone level by the introduction of reality. This, in turn, triggers the other two corners of the ARC Triangle to engage and soar upwards. The reality factor when standardly administered by a trained Scientology Minister can instantly arrest and reverse the dwindling spiral of low-toned beings who have succumbed to false data implanted in them by psychotic SPs, psychotic Psychs & psychotic Squirrels.
2. Reality Factors must always vanquish enturbulating entheta by replacing false data with ideal data (e.g. "Let me give you an R-Factor. Ron is not dead, it's just that he is so OT he can't be alive.")
3. R-Factors are so miraculous in their capability that they can ensure that a being does not stall nor fall off their Bridge to Total Freedom. (e.g. "Let me give you an R-Factor. The reason why you feel stressed, depressed & crazy after attesting to Clear yesterday is that you are such a big being that you are already pulling in the heavy charge from OT levels--so you need to pay for and run those levels's asap!")
4. An R-Factor instantly enhances a being's sense of well being by boosting their Reality. Dr. Hubbard has stated (not merely said) that "Reality is Agreement". Therefore, by way of example, if a Scientologist has a morbid mood (due to having their home repossessed after wildly maxing their credit cards out for the Happiness Rundown), a well conceived R-Factor can quickly rehab and return the being to a very merry mood. - example follows -
SCIENTOLOGY'S #1 MOST POWERFUL PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY
R-FACTORS
R-FACTORS
def.
R-FACTOR -noun: 1. (abbv) Reality Factor. Any statement uttered to a being who has gone effect of their reactive mind, in order to raise their awareness and tone level by the introduction of reality. This, in turn, triggers the other two corners of the ARC Triangle to engage and soar upwards. The reality factor when standardly administered by a trained Scientology Minister can instantly arrest and reverse the dwindling spiral of low-toned beings who have succumbed to false data implanted in them by psychotic SPs, psychotic Psychs & psychotic Squirrels.
2. Reality Factors must always vanquish enturbulating entheta by replacing false data with ideal data (e.g. "Let me give you an R-Factor. Ron is not dead, it's just that he is so OT he can't be alive.")
3. R-Factors are so miraculous in their capability that they can ensure that a being does not stall nor fall off their Bridge to Total Freedom. (e.g. "Let me give you an R-Factor. The reason why you feel stressed, depressed & crazy after attesting to Clear yesterday is that you are such a big being that you are already pulling in the heavy charge from OT levels--so you need to pay for and run those levels's asap!")
4. An R-Factor instantly enhances a being's sense of well being by boosting their Reality. Dr. Hubbard has stated (not merely said) that "Reality is Agreement". Therefore, by way of example, if a Scientologist has a morbid mood (due to having their home repossessed after wildly maxing their credit cards out for the Happiness Rundown), a well conceived R-Factor can quickly rehab and return the being to a very merry mood. - example follows -
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
...well, I totally get that you are bummed out from losing your house,
but Ron states that beings should not flow power to enturbulating things.
Let's try it and change the subject. Have you had any huge wins
recently like miraculously finding a parking space?
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
No. I not only lost my house, my car
was repossessed too. So if your r-factor
is that "it's a win that I don't have
a problem with parking any
more"---forgetaboutit!
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
No. But I do have an R-Factor for you. You have
a lot of stuck attention on losing your MEST. But Ron
states that a being has had MEST for 973 quadrillion
years. Ron states that the being can have MEST houses
and MEST cars for trillions of years in the future!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
Who is "the being"? in this scenario?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
You are the being. In the future you can just mock up
as many cars and mansions as you want!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
Is that supposed to cheer me up?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
I want to give you another F-Factor in that case.
Ron states that you were once an all powerful God
but then you grew tired of winning all the time, so
you mocked up a reactive mind and decided to
trap yourself in the MEST universe in order
to have a game. Ron states that
a being loves games!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
So? So how does that help a homeless DB like me?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
I see. Well let me try another R-Factor then. Ron states
that a being mocks up their own feelings, so all you
have to do is to mock up being happy.
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
Stop this! Your crazy R-Factors suck shit!
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
Okay, okay, okay. Well let me ask you this,
what tech could you apply that would cause
your tone level to soar so you feel super happy?
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
I'd feel super happy if the $37,000 I paid for
my Happiness Rundown was refunded.
How 'bout that?!
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
That's a great answer!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
What? Really? OMG! Seriously?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
Yes it's a terrific answer. Okay now mock up a refund
check and imagine that it's right here in the room, three
feet in front of you. We are going to run "Hello & Okay"
on it now until you can HAVE that check and
the unhappy misemotion blows.
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...well, I totally get that you are bummed out from losing your house,
but Ron states that beings should not flow power to enturbulating things.
Let's try it and change the subject. Have you had any huge wins
recently like miraculously finding a parking space?
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
No. I not only lost my house, my car
was repossessed too. So if your r-factor
is that "it's a win that I don't have
a problem with parking any
more"---forgetaboutit!
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
No. But I do have an R-Factor for you. You have
a lot of stuck attention on losing your MEST. But Ron
states that a being has had MEST for 973 quadrillion
years. Ron states that the being can have MEST houses
and MEST cars for trillions of years in the future!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
Who is "the being"? in this scenario?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
You are the being. In the future you can just mock up
as many cars and mansions as you want!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
Is that supposed to cheer me up?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
I want to give you another F-Factor in that case.
Ron states that you were once an all powerful God
but then you grew tired of winning all the time, so
you mocked up a reactive mind and decided to
trap yourself in the MEST universe in order
to have a game. Ron states that
a being loves games!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
So? So how does that help a homeless DB like me?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
I see. Well let me try another R-Factor then. Ron states
that a being mocks up their own feelings, so all you
have to do is to mock up being happy.
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
Stop this! Your crazy R-Factors suck shit!
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
Okay, okay, okay. Well let me ask you this,
what tech could you apply that would cause
your tone level to soar so you feel super happy?
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
I'd feel super happy if the $37,000 I paid for
my Happiness Rundown was refunded.
How 'bout that?!
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
That's a great answer!
PRE-CLEAR ON A PRE-WIN
What? Really? OMG! Seriously?
SENIOR STAFF MEMBER
Yes it's a terrific answer. Okay now mock up a refund
check and imagine that it's right here in the room, three
feet in front of you. We are going to run "Hello & Okay"
on it now until you can HAVE that check and
the unhappy misemotion blows.
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HelluvaHoax!
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HALL OF FAME STUPID MOMENT
L. Ron Hubbard not only discovered the technology for a being
erase his reactive mind----he also discovered the technology for a
being (himself) to be able to erase his customers' memory that he
had collected hundreds of millions of dollars by guaranteeing that
everyone who paid would be able to operate exterior to their body.
- ORIGINAL GRADE CHART BELOW -
OT V
"You will do drills outside your body to
become acquainted again with the
physical universe as a thetan exterior. "
phL. Ron Hubbard not only discovered the technology for a being
erase his reactive mind----he also discovered the technology for a
being (himself) to be able to erase his customers' memory that he
had collected hundreds of millions of dollars by guaranteeing that
everyone who paid would be able to operate exterior to their body.
- ORIGINAL GRADE CHART BELOW -
OT V
"You will do drills outside your body to
become acquainted again with the
physical universe as a thetan exterior. "
OT VI
(Original Grade Chart)
"Freedom from the inability to operate exterior"
QUESTION: What did Hubbard do when nobody ever was able to go exterior?
ANSWER: He disappeared the Grade Chart and created a new Grade Chart
that had OT V and OT VI, but neither one mentioned anything about the
failures of 100% of the previous OT Vs and OT VIs to ever go exterior.
QUESTION: What about the new Grade Chart's OT VIII? Wasn't that
a huge problem for Scientology? It totally handled loss of memory
so wouldn't Scientologists be able to remember that nobody
ever got what they paid for on the previous OT V and VI?
HERE IS THE ABILITY GAINED FOR OT VIII "This Solo-audited level
addresses the primary cause of amnesia on the wholetrack..."
OH WAIT!! I see now that this is not going to be a problem, for the following
reason-----Ron said it would handle wholetrack amnesia, not this lifetime amnesia.
(Original Grade Chart)
"Freedom from the inability to operate exterior"
QUESTION: What did Hubbard do when nobody ever was able to go exterior?
ANSWER: He disappeared the Grade Chart and created a new Grade Chart
that had OT V and OT VI, but neither one mentioned anything about the
failures of 100% of the previous OT Vs and OT VIs to ever go exterior.
QUESTION: What about the new Grade Chart's OT VIII? Wasn't that
a huge problem for Scientology? It totally handled loss of memory
so wouldn't Scientologists be able to remember that nobody
ever got what they paid for on the previous OT V and VI?
HERE IS THE ABILITY GAINED FOR OT VIII "This Solo-audited level
addresses the primary cause of amnesia on the wholetrack..."
OH WAIT!! I see now that this is not going to be a problem, for the following
reason-----Ron said it would handle wholetrack amnesia, not this lifetime amnesia.
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Dotey OT
Re-Membered
Just me, Dotey Ot here. Btw, just theatrics here about an upcoming release, so don't be too concerned.
Well, maybe be a little concerned.
It is already kind of cheesy, isn't it?? In the time honored tradition of cultish hooplah surrounding new releases.
But don't tell anyone.
Being back in valance now, I will give you a hint, since I didn't sign the bonding paperwork, it's something concerning the fact that with OVER TEN MILLION FOLLOWERS, the cult didn't lose a single member to Covid. Sounds fantastic, but it's true!! It's true because we said it's true.
That must tell you that we know the secrets to the universe.
There will be a few more teasers, mystery sandwiches if you will.
Oh, the new release is called Scientology To Go, but don't tell anyone. Sea Obese wants to tell you about it hisself.
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HelluvaHoax!
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This is one of the great benefits of being a Scientologist. As a Scientologist you are simply not subject to the Homo Sapiens condition called death. We as Scientologists know that OTs do not die. Much needless confusion on this subject has been stirred up when OTs are so upstat that they do the condition of POWER CHANGE and move off this slave planet---and people begin to wonder where they are.
Trust me, Ron is off researching and...winning!
Ron is mankind's Best Friend and he guaranteed he's comin' back!
When Ron comes back you'll see---and you're gonna be in trouble!
Mankind's Best Friend is Back
My Best Friend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
Ya see him comin', best confess ya crimes on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
You been spreading lies that LRH blew
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la my Best Friend's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')
He's been gone since 1986
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
Now he's back and up to his Fair Game tricks
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
Cause he's a big being--and his intention's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
(Hey he knows I wasn't cheatin'!)
(Now you're gonna get a beatin'!)
(You gonna wish you wuz an operatin' theatin'!)
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My Best Friend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
Ya see him comin', best confess ya crimes on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
You been spreading lies that LRH blew
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la my Best Friend's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')
He's been gone since 1986
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
Now he's back and up to his Fair Game tricks
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
Cause he's a big being--and his intention's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my guru's back)
(Hey he knows I wasn't cheatin'!)
(Now you're gonna get a beatin'!)
(You gonna wish you wuz an operatin' theatin'!)
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Harden Long
OSA no esta hermOSA
These promised abilities were the very carrots that bound us to this fakery called Scientology and we have plenty of promo pieces leftover to prove it. I just cannot believe that they have not been sued out of existence for fraud. Maybe the courts would just laugh us out the door for believing in total nonsense but nonetheless we all really did. And it ruined many a life and many a family..
HALL OF FAME STUPID MOMENTph
L. Ron Hubbard not only discovered the technology for a being
erase his reactive mind----he also discovered the technology for a
being (himself) to be able to erase his customers' memory that he
had collected hundreds of millions of dollars by guaranteeing that
everyone who paid would be able to operate exterior to their body.
- ORIGINAL GRADE CHART BELOW -
OT V
"You will do drills outside your body to
become acquainted again with the
physical universe as a thetan exterior. "
OT VI
(Original Grade Chart)
"Freedom from the inability to operate exterior"
QUESTION: What did Hubbard do when nobody ever was able to go exterior?
ANSWER: He disappeared the Grade Chart and created a new Grade Chart
that had OT V and OT VI, but neither one mentioned anything about the
failures of 100% of the previous OT Vs and OT VIs to ever go exterior.
QUESTION: What about the new Grade Chart's OT VIII? Wasn't that
a huge problem for Scientology? It totally handled loss of memory
so wouldn't Scientologists be able to remember that nobody
ever got what they paid for on the previous OT V and VI?
HERE IS THE ABILITY GAINED FOR OT VIII "This Solo-audited level
addresses the primary cause of amnesia on the wholetrack..."
OH WAIT!! I see now that this is not going to be a problem, for the following
reason-----Ron said it would handle wholetrack amnesia, not this lifetime amnesia.
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HelluvaHoax!
Well-known member
Yes, that is exactly the Twilight Zone mystery that nobody could ever figure out.
Therein likes the diabolically ingenious "religion angle" that was actually Hubbard's only "discovery". LOL
Once he defrauded both the credulous marks called "Scientologists" AND the credulous marks called "Government", Hubbard was provided with a charge card with an infinite credit line---and no interest payments.
Remove the "religion angle" and all manner of regulatory consumer protection agencies shut the racket down. Remove the "religion angle" and not only his commercial enterprises but also Hubbard personally is sued to shreds in civil litigation. The FBI almost got it right by raiding the organized crime racket's "churches" and throwing their ringleaders in federal prison. However, they 'goofed the floof' by allowing L. Ron Hubbard to offer up his pawns and stooges and wife to take the fall--leaving him free to continue the crime wave without missing so much as a beat. All he did was change "HCO POLICY LETTER" to "ADVICE" and pretend he had nothing to do with the management of his miracle mongering mafia.
Even allowing Hubbard to escape justice, the IRS could have very easily stopped the tax fraud but did nothing--due to their own corruption and fear of being personally exposed by Hubbard's fair-gaming army of extortionists.
Religious "cloaking" and other costumes are very popular with religious cults. Naval costumes by Scientology's very own Salvation Navy. Or Mullah costumes worn by Islamo-terrorists who order suicide bombings of children's school busses. Even the fanatical suicide bombers are cloaked as "aviation students" in the case of the 911 largest terror attack in history on US soil.
Costumes and disguises are perhaps the greatest gimmick ever discovered by sociopathic cults. Sometimes we witness a disguise so efficient that it does not even require a wardrobe change-- in the case of Jihadi-brainwashed women and children sent out strapped with suicide packs.
Hiding behind religious marketing has always been, since the beginning of recorded history, a fanatical cults' greatest weapon.
Are these grinning religious ministers as
beatifically loving as they want us to believe?
Or are they harboring some hidden agenda
behinds their backs? For more information, refer to
the graphic icons in any standard Hubbard Tone Scale.
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Harden Long
OSA no esta hermOSA
What if proving that these promo lies were penned and printed PRIOR to Scientology being declared a "religion" when it was merely an aspiring religion? That alone might be enough to bleed the ink out of their "get out of jail card". All of us old timers got in well before they were to become a, choke, accredited religion back when chubturd was farting this stuff out to draw flies! I read that grade chart back in '72 after hearing a high school friend who's brother was an ASHO reg, tell me of the great "OT abilities" to be had by doing their grade chart. THEY WERE NOT A RELIGION THEN!!!!! But somehow they've been allowed to get away with it out of fear by the government, as you said it, out of fear that they become "fair gamed" by the cult!
HelluvaHoax!
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I just now received a personal message from a Scientologist in good standing.
Believe it or not they saw my last post online and apparently did
not know that it was from an EX Scientology website!
In any case, I'll reproduce their message below:
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I just now received a personal message from a Scientologist in good standing.
Believe it or not they saw my last post online and apparently did
not know that it was from an EX Scientology website!
In any case, I'll reproduce their message below:
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Dear HelluvaHoax!
I noticed your very uptone article about my religion, Scientology! This is the kind of super-theta publicity that we love! Honestly, I have not had the time to read it yet, but I absolutely saw all those incredibly uptone photos of some of our church's Ideal Ministers! Wow! I saw those theta pictures and my tone arm started blowing down! Whoa!
I am not sure what your post is on the command channel, but I would like to CSW you on something.
Yesterday I completed my MINISTERS COURSE at the org and I could not be prouder! My space feels very calm! After attesting they routed me to the bookstore and I put a number of religious artifacts on order, including a MINISTER'S COLLAR and a JUMBO CROSS. .
Now that my space is calm, I am hoping once I get my Minster's mockup mocked-up that I can then notify all my friends on the Scientology social networking website "SB" (SpaceBook). I want to include any PR images of me and I am wondering if it would be possible for you to add my photo to the other Scientology Minsters' photos?
I think it would help both of our stats boom---and look something like this:
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THIS IS OKAY!
APPROVED: ____________________________
NOT APPROVED: _________________________
ML,
Billy Blowdown
OT VIII - Ideal Scientologist
ps: I didn't recognize the uptone being in the turban. Do you happen to know which org he is on-lines at? Because his space also looks super-calm, so I would like to flow him a theta com particle and friend him on SpaceBook!
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HelluvaHoax!
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Good points!
I recall very clearly the first time I got the r-factor that Scientology was not suddenly a RELIGION!
Apparently, Ron discovered that in the early 1970s and everyone was r-factored what it huge epic win it was. Nobody knew why it was win. Likewise nobody knew why EVERYONE was ordered to do the Minister's Course (which I somehow avoided doing by just routing onto it and then never doing the course, lol)
At the time I heard the "briefing" and saw people having wins and applauding, I had a STZM (Severe Twilight Zone Moment). I looked around the room and then PAUSED AND FROZE TIME IN THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE FOR ALL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. I had that OT ability so it was pretty normal for me to do that. Well I walked around while everyone was frozen in place for several weeks just looking at them and wondering this:
SERIOUSLY WTF IS GOING ON?!!!
Religion???? No way, I thought. Who thought up that mind-blowingly stupid shit? LOL
Eventually I postulated that time would restart, so all beings in the MEST universe start moving around once again.
It's probably the greatest did that I allowed everyone to "START!" again, rather than the other plan I was considering (i.e. pulling the air cover off the planet). My calculation at that time was that if there was NO AIR on the planet, there would also be NO SOUND. And that would mean I wouldn't have to listen to Scientology's lies any more.
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Harden Long
OSA no esta hermOSA
Oh yes, I recall all of that with regard to the Minister's course. I actually did the course and became a provisional minister, never going on to get the cert made permanent. I also remember getting a letter from the IRS denying my "religious contributions" were tax exempt due to the fact that Scientology was not a recognized religion then. So I wondered well then, what am I a minister of? A make believe church? But yet somehow Scientology ministers were performing wedding ceremonies on couples and it was deemed valid, I was confused. But then I thought about all of those "get married here" outfits in Vegas and thought that there must be some loophole that I wasn't aware of because it didn't seem credible to have an Elvis impersonator be your minister in your wedding...
HelluvaHoax!
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Just for the record. . .
To become ordained in order to perform a marriage is FREE online at the "AMERICAN MARRIAGE MINISTRIES" website. No specific religion is required, just checking off some boxes. This is not a joke, lol.
They make their money from selling you other "post-ordination" merchandise you might need/want.
Okay, i know everyone is sure this is a hoax by HelluvaHoax!
Wanna bet?
Don't bet, lol:
ps: Billy Blowdown is now legally entitled to marry people.
I hope you didn't bet.
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HelluvaHoax!
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INTRODUCING
TOTALLY FREE
MARRIAGE CEREMONIES PERFORMED
FOR SCIENTOLOGISTS IN GOOD STANDING
by the honorable
MINISTER WILLIAM BLOWDOWN
- - - CREDENTIALS - - -
OT 8 - Class 8 - Power on 8 Dynamics
Duly Ordained Minister of: American Marriage Ministries
THIS SERVICE IS PROVIDED
ABSOLUTELY FREE
TO QUALIFYING* SCIENTOLOGISTS
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HelluvaHoax!
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GUARANTEED HUGE 2D WINS!
Scientology can help you erase your 2D ruin and
save your marriage using Ron's 2nd Dynamic Tech!
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BOOKS!!!
IMPROVEMENT COURSES!!!
HANDBOOKS!!!
TECHNICAL TRAINING!!!
HATTING!!!
EXTENSION COURSES!!!
MARRIAGE AUDITING!!!
SUCCESS STORIES!
"I applied the LRH marriage tech and
all my 2D problems suddenly vanished as if they had
been removed from my lines and exiled in
some remote mountain prison!"
- D. Miscavige
"A being can have so many wins using Ron's 2D tech that
I have applied it multiple times and it worked
all 3 times on all 3 marriages!"
- T. Cruise
"Ron's 2D tech can be applied no matter where you are!
When I was in federal prison I was still able to get major wins
from the booklet I wrote called "Marriage Hats"! And at the same time I
heard that my 2D was no longer having 2D enturbulation so it's a win-win tech!
- M.S. Hubbard
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GUARANTEED HUGE 2D WINS!
Scientology can help you erase your 2D ruin and
save your marriage using Ron's 2nd Dynamic Tech!
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"I applied the LRH marriage tech and
all my 2D problems suddenly vanished as if they had
been removed from my lines and exiled in
some remote mountain prison!"
- D. Miscavige
"A being can have so many wins using Ron's 2D tech that
I have applied it multiple times and it worked
all 3 times on all 3 marriages!"
- T. Cruise
"Ron's 2D tech can be applied no matter where you are!
When I was in federal prison I was still able to get major wins
from the booklet I wrote called "Marriage Hats"! And at the same time I
heard that my 2D was no longer having 2D enturbulation so it's a win-win tech!
- M.S. Hubbard
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