TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

This guy looks a bit like Don Hubbard

Like his twin brother (Ron Hubbard) Don Hubbard also had many aliases and disguises in order to safeguard against the relentless attacks of Guardian's Office and OSA goons that were fair gaming him.

The country artist you mentioned (Dewayne Noel) was one of Don's alter-egos and he had a shocking level of success as a country singer!

(alias) Dewayne Hubbard

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Don wishes you hadn't DOXED him on the internet. But he reluctantly confessed that it is exhausting for him to maintain so many fake IDs, passports and "shore stories" to stay two steps ahead of the FGGS ("Fair Gaming Goon Squad"). Don said that as long as you spotted him despite his disguise, he will (over time) begin releasing other fugazi identities he has been using for decades to stay under the radar.

Don gave me permission to mention another one of those pseudonymous deep-cover identities:

WHEN DON WAS WORKING IN LAS VEGAS
(pre-witness protection program, sans disguise)

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HERE'S DON AFTER HE GOT DECLARED SP AND WAS FORCED
TO GO INTO HIDING & CHANGE HIS NAME/APPEARANCE. . .

Fredrick "Fredo" Hubbard


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Sorry about that crap-ass graphic where i tried to add a beard (above) to Fredo Hubbard. . .

I tried at least 10 times to prompt ChatGPT to give me an exact copy of the color "Fredo In Las Vegas" photo and just add the beard. But no matter how many times i sent back perfectly lucid instructions, the AI sent me back the same image and added it's own "rooftop party vibe" to it that i kept saying to NOT do. LOL LOL LOL.

Here is a sample of the "rooftop party vibe" image that AI kept sending back to me, no matter what i said or requested. . . . Chat GPT also added their own title "Rooftop party at twilight" no matter how many times i told them to just copy the photo i sent. Does this resemble Fredo Corleone?

I guess the yellow suit (below) is supposed to be the "tell" that makes it obvious that it's the same guy as the "Fedo in vegas" photo? LOL

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Seriously? "Rooftop party at twilight"?? WTF, lol.

What is going onnnnn???
Yeah, that looks exactly like Fredo Corleone, no problem.
What the helllllll???

Is this like Hal the renegade computer from the film 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY?

"I'M SORRY DAVE, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT"

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[I M Dex]

Like his twin brother (Ron Hubbard) Don Hubbard also had many aliases and disguises in order to safeguard against the relentless attacks of Guardian's Office and OSA goons that were fair gaming him.

The country artist you mentioned (Dewayne Noel) was one of Don's alter-egos and he had a shocking level of success as a country singer!

(alias) Dewayne Hubbard

​

Don wishes you hadn't DOXED him on the internet. But he reluctantly confessed that it is exhausting for him to maintain so many fake IDs, passports and "shore stories" to stay two steps ahead of the FGGS ("Fair Gaming Goon Squad"). Don said that as long as you spotted him despite his disguise, he will (over time) begin releasing other fugazi identities he has been using for decades to stay under the radar.

Don gave me permission to mention another one of those pseudonymous deep-cover identities:

WHEN DON WAS WORKING IN LAS VEGAS
(pre-witness protection program, sans disguise)

- - -

HERE'S DON AFTER HE GOT DECLARED SP AND WAS FORCED
TO GO INTO HIDING & CHANGE HIS NAME/APPEARANCE. . .

Fredrick "Fredo" Hubbard


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HH, you are OT-Level deranged. I envy you.

 

[Type4_PTS]

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Sorry about that crap-ass graphic where i tried to add a beard (above) to Fredo Hubbard. . .

I tried at least 10 times to prompt ChatGPT to give me an exact copy of the color "Fredo In Las Vegas" photo and just add the beard. But no matter how many times i sent back perfectly lucid instructions, the AI sent me back the same image and added it's own "rooftop party vibe" to it that i kept saying to NOT do. LOL LOL LOL.

Here is a sample of the "rooftop party vibe" image that AI kept sending back to me, no matter what i said or requested. . . . Chat GPT also added their own title "Rooftop party at twilight" no matter how many times i told them to just copy the photo i sent. Does this resemble Fredo Corleone?

I guess the yellow suit (below) is supposed to be the "tell" that makes it obvious that it's the same guy as the "Fedo in vegas" photo? LOL

- - -

Seriously? "Rooftop party at twilight"?? WTF, lol.

What is going onnnnn???
Yeah, that looks exactly like Fredo Corleone, no problem.
What the helllllll???

Is this like Hal the renegade computer from the film 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY?

"I'M SORRY DAVE, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT"

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I had a similar frustrating exchange within the past week with ChatGPT as well, when doing some image editing. I started with this image:







I then asked ChatGPT to remove the dog on the right, which it did perfectly in about 3 seconds. And I asked for the dog on the left to be put into a scene looking like this:








I kept asking ChatGPT to take the exact image of the dog on the left and put her on a throne. I'd write something like this:
"I want the dog to be exactly as the remaining dog on the stairs is, with no changes. And put her back on a throne."
ChatGPT kept slightly altering the image created, but never did what I asked.

After about 10 attempts, I wrote:
"Why do you keep changing the image?"

ChatGPT:

Because I’m not actually moving your original photo—I’m re-creating it from scratch each time

When I use the image tool, it works more like a painter than a photo editor. It looks at your dog and says, “Got it, small regal queen-energy canine,” and then paints a new version on a throne. Even when I try to be precise, it inevitably tweaks things—ear angle, expression, lighting, posture—tiny shifts that break the “exact same dog” requirement.


What you’re asking for is a different kind of magic:
true image editing / compositing, where the exact pixels of your original dog are cut out and placed onto a throne scene.


That requires:

• isolating the dog from the original photo
• preserving her shape, lighting, and pose exactly
• blending her onto a throne background

The current tool I used doesn’t do that kind of pixel-perfect transplant—it generates instead of edits.

Good news: this is totally doable

We just need to switch approaches.

I can:

1. Guide you step-by-step (super easy, even on your phone)
2. Or do a more precise edit-style attempt if you want to try again here

Best tools for what you want

If you want perfect accuracy, these are your allies:

• Photoshop (Remove Background + Generative Fill)
• Canva (Background Remover + drag onto throne image)
• remove.bg + any image editor

If you want me to try again here

Say the word and I’ll:

• keep only the exact dog cutout look
• match her pose and proportions much more tightly
• minimize “creative liberties” from the model

Or we can go full royal treatment and I’ll walk you through making a flawless queen portrait of her that looks like it belongs in a museum
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ChatGPT never did do what I asked, and I eventually gave up.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

I had a similar frustrating exchange within the past week with ChatGPT as well, when doing some image editing. I started with this image:


View attachment 29945




I then asked ChatGPT to remove the dog on the right, which it did perfectly in about 3 seconds. And I asked for the dog on the left to be put into a scene looking like this:




View attachment 29946



I kept asking ChatGPT to take the exact image of the dog on the left and put her on a throne. I'd write something like this:
"I want the dog to be exactly as the remaining dog on the stairs is, with no changes. And put her back on a throne."
ChatGPT kept slightly altering the image created, but never did what I asked.

After about 10 attempts, I wrote:
"Why do you keep changing the image?"

ChatGPT:

Because I’m not actually moving your original photo—I’m re-creating it from scratch each time

When I use the image tool, it works more like a painter than a photo editor. It looks at your dog and says, “Got it, small regal queen-energy canine,” and then paints a new version on a throne. Even when I try to be precise, it inevitably tweaks things—ear angle, expression, lighting, posture—tiny shifts that break the “exact same dog” requirement.


What you’re asking for is a different kind of magic:
true image editing / compositing, where the exact pixels of your original dog are cut out and placed onto a throne scene.


That requires:

• isolating the dog from the original photo
• preserving her shape, lighting, and pose exactly
• blending her onto a throne background

The current tool I used doesn’t do that kind of pixel-perfect transplant—it generates instead of edits.

Good news: this is totally doable

We just need to switch approaches.

I can:

1. Guide you step-by-step (super easy, even on your phone)
2. Or do a more precise edit-style attempt if you want to try again here

Best tools for what you want

If you want perfect accuracy, these are your allies:

• Photoshop (Remove Background + Generative Fill)
• Canva (Background Remover + drag onto throne image)
• remove.bg + any image editor

If you want me to try again here

Say the word and I’ll:

• keep only the exact dog cutout look
• match her pose and proportions much more tightly
• minimize “creative liberties” from the model

Or we can go full royal treatment and I’ll walk you through making a flawless queen portrait of her that looks like it belongs in a museum
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ChatGPT never did do what I asked, and I eventually gave up.

Yesssss! I received the same basic set of instructions from ChatGPT how i could do the graphics on PhotoShop. I bailed and told the AI that i don't have or use or know how to use photoshop. Then they suggested yet another "simple" way to do what i wanted with free apps. No time to learn/use that so i just decided to rewrite my post and throw in a funky beard on Fredo. So that's what y'all got. (ref: "THE WORK WAS FREE...DON'T COMPLAIN" —Don Hubbard / philosopher / Founder of Hoaxology)



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[ILove2Lurk]

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"In this city, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money,
you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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FREDO'S ORIGINAL DIALOGUE
"It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things!
I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb!
I'm smart and I want respect!"

IF SCIENTOLOGISTS HAD PRODUCED THE MOVIE
"It ain't the way I postulated it! I can make things go right!
I'm high-toned! Not like everybody says... like DB!
I'm OT and I want a bowling trophy!"


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[HelluvaHoax!]

WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY USED AI TO GENERATE
A NEW OT DICTIONARY WITH DEFINITIONS THAT HAD
GRAPHICS WHICH PROVIDED THE "MISSING MASS"?

I asked ChatGPT this question:

Can you give me a photorealistic image
of the term IDEAL SCENE

I did not explain what the term meant or reference
Scientology. . . just to see what intelligent non-scientologists
think of in their mind's eye when they hear scientology words.
HERE IS WHAT CAME BACK- - -

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[HelluvaHoax!]

I asked ChatGPT to create an image depicting the term OUT ETHICS.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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. . . asked ChatGPT for a graphic image of DEGRADED BEING

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[HelluvaHoax!]

ChatGPT then provided the "missing mass" for the term TOTAL FREEDOM

Wow, these images look virtually identical
to the corny crap-assed graphics that the cult
uses in every single one of their promo pieces!


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Then i decided to throw in a purely Scientology term. Recall that I never mentioned
anything at all about Scientology to ChatGPT. But it seems ChatGPT has somehow
acquired the ability to "KNOW HOW TO KNOW" the following term!

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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AI's theoretical version of Scientology

Actual truth about Scientology

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[ILove2Lurk]

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Next Level "Ideal" Memorializing
After the unveiling of the restoration of Ron's OT3 research Villa Estralla,* the latest shrine
to the founder, David's new "bright idea" is to move on the the next level of memorializing
LRH: the purchase and restoration of all motels Ron ever stayed at during his travels
criss-crossing the country in the 50's and 60's. Dave's motivation for purchasing and renovating
the places where Scientology’s founder spent a night over the years and creating shrines out
of them is to influence his donors and opinion leaders. Plus, an added dissemination outlet
by leaving leather-bound dianetics books (instead of Bibles) in the nightstands. (Yes,
you are allowed to take the dianetics book from a motel room if you want to keep it.)

What a wonderful new dissemination idea and reason for new parishioner donations.​

*See the Las Palmas shrine here.

Old roadside motels where LRH stayed overnight are purchased
under the umbrella of the non-profit protections the COS enjoys.



Remodeled to "ideal" standards and designated for preservation
for their cultural or historical significance, managed through local,
state, or federal regulations like the National Register of Historic Places.
Often receiving tax incentives or grants for preservation and also benefiting
from additional local and state tax loopholes.



Ron's 50's room (left photo) is remodeled to "ideal"
standards. Other motel rooms are updated as well.



The rooms Ron stayed in overnight are meticulously researched
and documented and then filed for approvals as historic landmarks.



With identifying plaques outside the rooms.



What a brilliant idea! ​

 

[Type4_PTS]

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Next Level "Ideal" Memorializing
After the unveiling of the restoration of Ron's OT3 research Villa Estralla,* the latest shrine
to the founder, David's new "bright idea" is to move on the the next level of memorializing
LRH: the purchase and restoration of all motels Ron ever stayed at during his travels
criss-crossing the country in the 50's and 60's. Dave's motivation for purchasing and renovating
the places where Scientology’s founder spent a night over the years and creating shrines out
of them is to influence his donors and opinion leaders. Plus, an added dissemination outlet
by leaving leather-bound dianetics books (instead of Bibles) in the nightstands. (Yes,
you are allowed to take the dianetics book from a motel room if you want to keep it.)

What a wonderful new dissemination idea and reason for new parishioner donations.​

*See the Las Palmas shrine here.

Old roadside motels where LRH stayed overnight are purchased
under the umbrella of the non-profit protections the COS enjoys.

View attachment 30002

Remodeled to "ideal" standards and designated for preservation
for their cultural or historical significance, managed through local,
state, or federal regulations like the National Register of Historic Places.
Often receiving tax incentives or grants for preservation and also benefiting
from additional local and state tax loopholes.

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Ron's 50's room (left photo) is remodeled to "ideal"
standards. Other motel rooms are updated as well.

View attachment 30004

The rooms Ron stayed in overnight are meticulously researched
and documented and then filed for approvals as historic landmarks.

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With identifying plaques outside the rooms.

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What a brilliant idea! ​

It's been about 20 or more years since I went to Universal Studios in Orlando with my family. They recreate these movie scenes in which they put you in the middle of. In one of them they simulated a scene where they put us in the middle of an earthquake.

Maybe Miscavige can do a deal with them to recreate some scenes that Hubbard encountered such as the one where he almost got hit by a freight train on Venus.

I think an entire theme park can be built with these types of Scientology related scenes in conjunction with Universal Studios. A ride can be created where audience members are captured by an intergalactic warlord, transported to another planet, dropped into volcanoes. Instead of getting blown up with atomic bombs though they can switch it up where the audience members are rescued by Volunteer Ministers.

Miscavige can probably figure out how to make this theme park tax exempt, as it will have an entirely religious purpose, including helping the raw meat general public to properly understand what Mankind's Greatest Friend had to go through when building the Bridge to Total Freedom here despite vicious opposition by the Psych's and other SP's.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

I think an entire theme park can be built with these types of Scientology related scenes.......

Yes, that's what the world needs! A Scientology theme park!

It's time to retire and close Disneyland that labeled itself "THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH".

Let's move on to something infinitely better... ThetaLand, "THE MOST UPTONE PLACE ON THE PLANET".

Huge difference! Because at Disneyland people are only "happy". That is very likely a "FALSE TONE 4" (enthusiasm). Ron says that a lot of beings simply pretend to be happy when they are actually miserable.

On the other hand, in Scientology we've got the e-meter to scientifically determine if the person is really happy or just pretending.
Another way of proving that people in Scientology are truly happy, just look at the success stories of people flying out of their body and visiting other planets and distant galaxies. If those were just fake made-up wins, the meter would do something crazy and we would know it.


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[guanoloco]

It's been about 20 or more years since I went to Universal Studios in Orlando with my family. They recreate these movie scenes in which they put you in the middle of. In one of them they simulated a scene where they put us in the middle of an earthquake.

Maybe Miscavige can do a deal with them to recreate some scenes that Hubbard encountered such as the one where he almost got hit by a freight train on Venus.

I think an entire theme park can be built with these types of Scientology related scenes in conjunction with Universal Studios. A ride can be created where audience members are captured by an intergalactic warlord, transported to another planet, dropped into volcanoes. Instead of getting blown up with atomic bombs though they can switch it up where the audience members are rescued by Volunteer Ministers.

Miscavige can probably figure out how to make this theme park tax exempt, as it will have an entirely religious purpose, including helping the raw meat general public to properly understand what Mankind's Greatest Friend had to go through when building the Bridge to Total Freedom here despite vicious opposition by the Psych's and other SP's.

Yes, that's what the world needs! A Scientology theme park!

It's time to retire and close Disneyland that labeled itself "THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH".

Let's move on to something infinitely better... ThetaLand, "THE MOST UPTONE PLACE ON THE PLANET".

Huge difference! Because at Disneyland people are only "happy". That is very likely a "FALSE TONE 4" (enthusiasm). Ron says that a lot of beings simply pretend to be happy when they are actually miserable.

On the other hand, in Scientology we've got the e-meter to scientifically determine if the person is really happy or just pretending.
Another way of proving that people in Scientology are truly happy, just look at the success stories of people flying out of their body and visiting other planets and distant galaxies. If those were just fake made-up wins, the meter would do something crazy and we would know it.


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Here's a ride logo:

 

[guanoloco]

Yes, that's what the world needs! A Scientology theme park!

It's time to retire and close Disneyland that labeled itself "THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH".

Let's move on to something infinitely better... ThetaLand, "THE MOST UPTONE PLACE ON THE PLANET".

Huge difference! Because at Disneyland people are only "happy". That is very likely a "FALSE TONE 4" (enthusiasm). Ron says that a lot of beings simply pretend to be happy when they are actually miserable.

On the other hand, in Scientology we've got the e-meter to scientifically determine if the person is really happy or just pretending.
Another way of proving that people in Scientology are truly happy, just look at the success stories of people flying out of their body and visiting other planets and distant galaxies. If those were just fake made-up wins, the meter would do something crazy and we would know it.


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Corrected patter...

"THE MOST UPTONE PLACE ON THIS PLANET"

IDK...sounds better.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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nominated for your consideration as one of the
SUPER-STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOLGY
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THE MOMENT THAT L. RON HUBBARD DISCOVERED &
DEMONSTRATED HIS "ADVANCED MARKETING TECHNOLOGY"
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In 1982 Hubbard became the planet's first "influencer" when his book BATTLEFIELD EARTH soared to number 1 on the celebrated NY TIMES BESTSELLER LIST and reportedly sold "over 4,000,000 copies"!

HOW RON'S ADVANCED MARKETING TECH WORKED: Rich Scientologists were told that Earth was doomed and that the only way to save mankind was for them to donate massive amounts of money to get Battlefield Earth onto the bestseller list. Then individual Scientologists would take that cash and go into bookstores across North America and buy every copy of Battlefield Earth on the shelves. That super-secret marketing "technology" would then make Hubbard famous and popular and even richer. And then it would be easy to recruit hundreds of millions of non-scientologists into Hubbard's magical-powers-for-money cult. That, in turn, would bring in untold billions of dollars to Scientology centers and with all that money and manpower, "planetary clearing will finally become a reality" and mankind would be saved!

ARE SCIENTOLOGISTS REALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO DONATE MONEY TO THAT? Sure! No problem. Because once the planet is cleared we can then get on to the bigger game of saving all beings in the universe!

CAN YOU OFFER ANY PROOF OF THIS HOAX MARKETING CAMPAIGN? Lots of proof. For example big Scientology donor Ellie Bolger personally and proudly told me that she donated a half-million dollars ($500,000) which (adjusted for inflation) would be $1,700,000 in 2026 dollars.

WHAT ABOUT THE CLAIM THAT RON WAS THE WORLD'S FIRST "INFLUENCER", THAT SEEMS BOGUS DOESN"T IT? Not at all. Even 40 years after Dr. Hubbard left the planet (to do more advanced research in deep space) his power and influence is still playing a major role in earth politics. In fact, the 2028 Presidential election may well be won by the political candidate that is using Ron's advanced marketing tech to get his own book onto the NY Times Bestseller List! California governor Gavin Newsom just had his campaign raise $1,500,000 to fraudulently buy 67,000 of the 97,000 copies (that were sold) of his new memoir book—in order to steal a place on the NY Times Bestseller List.

LINK TO STORY

Newsom PAC bought thousands of memoir copies about his hardships, juicing sales​

CURIOUS CULT COINCIDENCES: Remarkably, both L. Ron Hubbard and Gavin Newsom not only use the same advanced marketing technology, but they both are selflessly dedicated to saving the planet and mankind because they are the only two saviors who know how to solve every single problem that humans ever experience or suffer from.


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Now that we have established that L. Ron Hubbard was the planet's first influencer, Scientologists are beginning to discover that they can rather easily get "wogs" (non scientologists) onto Ron's "BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM" and make them lifelong Scientologists!

They win converts by using another aspect of Ron's advanced marketing tech... by ordering the cult's magazine/book covers to depict heroic figures that somehow have the face of a younger Hubbard. Reportedly, 73 million new recruits joined Scientology in March of 2026—simply by showing people working out in health clubs the cover of Ron's book and guaranteeing that with Ron's tech they could transform their body into an Ideal Scene!

SEXY SHIRTLESS SCIENTOLOGY
SAVIOR WITH SENSATIONAL SIXPACK!

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