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The first completions just attested to the COTL Rundown with glowing VVGIs and magnificently miraculous OT WiNS!
We are honored here today to preview the very first graduate, Billy Blowdown--and his we will preview just one part of his 27 page win which will appear in it's full unedited length in the upcoming issue of ADVANCE! magazine.
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Billy Blowdown / OT VIII
As the planet's very first graduate of the amazing
COTLR (Cause Over Traffic Lights Rundown) I had
I had my biggest win in 19 billionyears! On the very
first process my auditor said that we needed to drive
in a car together until we find a stoplight somewhere
in the city that is not working. That took an enormous
amount of confront and persistence which Ron states
are two of the highest levels of ability of the thetan. Well
that's not as easy as it sounds and we actually had to drive
around quite a bit each day for the rundown's first 3 days.
That's how long it took to find a non-functioning stoplight. To
be honest I was a little bummed out because that ate up all
12.5 hours of the auditing intensive, so on the 4th day I had
to sign up and pay for another 12.5 hour intensive. But it
was really worth it because on the 5th day I was able to
use my theta perceptics to find a broken stoplight. Then
the auditor gave me the mind-blowing command which was:
"SPOT THE WHY THAT THE LIGHT IS BROKEN"
Well, we went thru 2 more intensives on just that one command!
But then on the 9th day of running that command, all of the things
I wanted to handle in all my previous 1000 hours of auditing suddenly
were handled! Because at that moment, I spotted the why that the
light was broken--it was a being stuck inside the traffic light! I got
in good theta com with the being and found out that they had been
stuck in that same light for 2 million years! The being seemed sad
about that, so I indicated the by passed charge and told the being
that it was a wrong item to be stuck in a traffic light. The being seemed
to brighten up on that indication quite a lot. That's when my auditor
switched to command number 2. "How could you handle that?"
This stuck being had a pretty heavy case so we had to stay at that light
for the next few days, trying command after command so that the
being could escape. We ran that for another 5 days which cost me
an additional 2 intensives! Bummer, but i wasn't giving up!
My auditor and i sat in the car at that broken traffic light for yet another 2 days
only taking breaks to call Uber Eats to get food delivered. At this point I had
invested over 37 thousand dollars on the rundown, but i was determined
to keep going and the traffic light turned on and worked again! Ron states
that "the supreme test of a thetan is the ability to be cause over traffic lights
or something like that...or whatever" on the 13th day i was still using my
"postulate powers" to blow that being so the traffic light would work!
That's when it happened. My miracle. I had run so many commands
and postuated so many thousands of times and finally it worked.
MY POSTULATE WORKED!!!!
I HAD REGAINED MY NATIVE ABILITY TO POSTULATE!!!
I WAS FINALLY "CAUSE OVER TRAFFIC LIGHTS"....
THE RUIN THAT I CAME INTO SCIENTOLOGY TO HANDLE !!
Because at that moment a municipal repair truck pulled up and 4
construction guys were raised by a crane all the way to the top of
that traffic light where they fiddles with the lightbult back and forth
and then they screwed it in all the way and the light turned back on!!!
Using my theta perceptics again, i tried to find the being but he was gone!
I laughed to myself because those wog construction guys thought
that changing a MEST lightbulb is why the light turned back on.
I thanked Ron for this priceless gift. Then i sent a theta message
telepathically to the being that left, telling him to "get a body"
in a rich scientology family" and then to "get on the Bridge
and locate me so that he can put his exchange in
for the 42,000 dollars i spent on the rundown
that set the being free for eternity!
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