TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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From each according to his ability
To each according to his rank


There is something lyrical...even poetical about that. . . may I have authorization to see where it goes from there?


From each according to his Ability
To each according to his Rank—
but Ron gets 98%, because He
didn't unexpectedly drop dead (ask Dr. Denk)

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"Now, the way you audit an OT with Class 8 correction lists standardly . . . hold on . . . dammit!

"Stop the taping for a second please. Let that ferry full of people and automobiles pass by us.
Too much noise from that ferry engine going onto the tape. Just press pause for a bit, please.

"Once you attain the upper OT states, like I already have, you'll be able to go exterior with full
perception . . . at will! You won't have to turn your head and stretch your muscles. Just look!
Like I just have. Just look! See it all as a thetan. Not with your body's eyes, but you looking.

Exterior with full perception is the way to go. It's a wonderful thing you'll soon attain."


Possibly this was my most embarrassing incident to do with LRH:
“It occured on the Original Class VIII course, in Oct 1968.We were docked in Corfu, a small Greek Island halfway between Greece and Italy. Each night at 8.00 p.m. LRH gave a lecture. We were in the main dining room which doubled as the lecture room. Behind LRH were the picture windows facing out to the docks across the way.​
Thus there were an approx 300 of the upper level SO Staff and Class VIII students crammed into this room – facing Hubbard and Mary-Sue who sat alongside LRH – so except for LRH and MSH we all viewed the activities outside the windows.​
Each night at around 8.30 pm there was a ferry from Corfu to Brindisi that would leave. It was very punctual. There was a lot of clanging and banging and the revving of engines and the ferry would come chugging past us – the sounds are probably still on the tapes.​
Of course this pissed LRH off – he would turn and glare at the offending ferry boat. Any way one night at the exact time there was the usual clanging and banging and the revving of engines the chugging past us noise.​
LRH does not turn his head but stares straight us and proceeds to give us how he is exterior with full perceptics – and describes the ferry, etc. He was really puffed up with his ability to demonstrate his exterior with full perceptics.​
The only problem was that night a tug boat towing a garbage scow was what went past the windows.​
We all witnessed it – the emperor was naked!!! There was deathly silence in the room – the room went very solid. No one looked at another. Later on only Fred Fairchild, Nev Chamberlin and I dare speak about it. But every staff member and future Class VIII were given a major withhold that night.”​
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Hello all from Hedestad, Sweden!
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This Saturday at 1:00 pm Sweden time, I'll be watching the 85-min Sarge video. Really excited about seeing the whole thing
and commenting with you about it.

In the meantime, here's a compendium of what I've read and collected over the years about Sarge, plus my recent conversation
with ChatGPT about Sarge, which parallels and confirms all of my own conclusions.

In one week: An Underground Bunker Exclusive
A week from today, January 24, will be 40 years since the day that Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard left this planet.​
And to mark that milestone, we have something truly remarkable to offer our readers. Going Clear author Lawrence Wright has generously granted the Underground Bunker the opportunity to publish, for the first time, his entire unedited video interview with Hubbard’s final caretaker, Steve ‘Sarge’ Pfauth (1945-2016).​
You saw some moments from this interview in the HBO documentary version of Going Clear, and if you bought the DVD of the film you may have seen more footage that was included as a DVD extra.​
But this will be the first time any of us has had the chance to see the entire 1 hour and 25 minute raw interview of Wright and Pfauth, with so much detail about what it was like to be around Hubbard in his final days.​
What a monumental way to mark Hubbard’s translation to the galaxy on January 24, 1986!​
From Memoirs of a Scientology Warrior: (Fair use from his website)

Sarge (Steve Pfauth): So, anyway, he (L. Ron Hubbard) wanted to see me. So I went into the Bluebird and sat down. And he sat across from me and he said, “Sarge,”…boy I wish I had written it all down because I don’t want to goof it up, because this is kind of important. Basically he said, “Sarge, I need you to do something.” He wanted me to build him a machine that would get rid of the bts [body thetans] and kill the body.
Mark (“Marty” Rathbun): Wow.
Sarge: Yeah. It’s kind of heavy. It struck me real hard. He told me a few things. He said, “Yeah, I’ve done all I can do here and I’m just… I’m not coming back. I’m leaving and I am not coming back.” He wanted to die, basically. You know, his body was going to hell and all that stuff. He was having trouble with bts.
Mark: And you say that was in late ʼ85?
Sarge: Yeah. Fall of ʼ85. Yeah, it was right around October.
Mark: Like three months before he died.
Sarge: Yeah, like three or four months. So, I didn’t want to do it. But I didn’t tell him that. And I was hoping I could talk to Pat because Annie insisted that I build the machine. And I said, “Annie, I don’t know that much about building machines that fry people, you know what I mean?”
Mark: Well, did he describe how it should be done?
Sarge: Basically, he wanted to hook it up to the e-meter. And he wanted enough voltage in there that it would get rid of the bts. And I asked him about voltages and I asked him some questions…it was so long ago. And, uh, well, I gotta tell ya, it upset me a lot.
Mark: I bet. So, the idea was that you’d be holding the cans…
Sarge: Turn the thing on and then, in other words, he was gonna audit the bts away and the body was gonna die.
Mark: Right. So there would be enough voltage to kill the body?
Sarge: To do it all. How he figured I was going to figure that out, I have no idea…
… Sarge: Yeah. Earlier on I cooked for LRH. He thought I was a good cook. And then he got sick. Anyway, what happened was I was very upset. So I got pissy-ass drunk and Annie found me about four o’clock in the morning with beer cans all over the green truck, out at the racetrack. I had passed out on the seat. And she was screaming at me, “Oh, you son of a bitch!” Oh man, she laid into me. And I said, “All right, Annie,” and my head was hurting. But I was upset, I was very upset. I was crying and everything. That was a rough time. Very rough. Uh, so anyway, then days went by, okay? And Annie kept saying, “He wants to know about the machine, he wants to know about the machine. What are you doing on the machine?” Annie says, “If you don’t do anything on this Sarge, he’s going to get the local electrician to build one for him.” Can you picture that?
Mark: Wow. That would have been a…
Sarge: I said “No way, man.” So I had to show some progress. So I went to an electronics place in San Luis Obispo and I bought some Tesla coils and some up-transformer things and I got all sorts of things. I basically built him a battery-operated automotive coil type thing. This is my reasoning now, Marty. If he gets zapped by that sucker, it’s gonna shock him but it ain’t gonna kill him. Okay?
Mark: Okay.
Sarge: It’ll shock him but it ain’t gonna kill him. It’ll scare him and he won’t want to do it again.
Mark: These are like 12-volt batteries?
Sarge: Yeah. But the voltage is going to go way up on a transformer. It’s like an automotive coil sort of thing.
Mark: So your thought, what you understand is that he is not going to get…
Sarge: I’m not frying him!
Mark: Exactly. I gotcha.
Sarge: I didn’t want anything that is going to plug into the wall. I didn’t want to fry him, but I didn’t want to tell him I didn’t want to fry him. You know what I mean?
Mark: Yeah, I think about what you are saying right now, and I try to put myself into your position and I…
Sarge: It was very difficult. I didn’t want to kill the old man. So anyway, he used the thing and he fried up my Mark VI [e-meter]. I had a Mark VI that got fried.
Mark: He used it?
Sarge: Yeah.
Mark: LRH actually used it?
Sarge: Yeah, it was my Mark VI, yeah. And it fried the Mark VI. I knew that was going to happen. Fried it.
Mark: You mean he actually tried…
Sarge: Oh, yeah. It had burn marks on it and everything.
Mark: He didn’t get burnt?
Sarge: He may have. But after that there was no more mention of any machines. And that was my intention. That was my intention.
Mark: He probably got a good, hard jolt.
Sarge: I think it scared him, or something.
Mark: And it burned the plastic?
Sarge: It was burnt. It was fried. The insides were gone. Because, you know, those things are like a computer. You can’t put that much power into them without zapping them…I do think people need to know. I just wish at the time when I first blew that I would have written it all down. But I carried it because I had no terminals [people to talk to].

From the Going Clear by Lawrence Wright (Fair use)

He became head of Hubbard’s security detail and was with the founder on his Creston ranch in his final days, with Pat and Annie Broeker. In early 1985, Hubbard became extremely ill and spent a week in a hospital. Pfauth was told it was for pancreatitis. “I didn’t find out about the strokes until later,” he said. After that, Hubbard stayed mostly in his Blue Bird bus, except when he came out to do his own laundry. Pfauth might be shoveling out the stables and they’d talk.
Six weeks before the leader died, Pfauth hesitantly related, Hubbard called him into the bus. He was sitting in his little breakfast nook. “He told me he was dropping his body. He named a specific star he was going to circle. That rehabs a being. He told me he’d failed, he’s leaving,” Pfauth said. “He said he’s not coming back here to Earth. He didn’t know where he’d wind up.”
“How’d you react?” I asked.
“I got good and pissy-ass drunk,” Pfauth said. “Annie found me at five in the morning in my old truck, Kris Kringle, and I had beer cans all around me. I did not take it well.”
I mentioned the legend in Scientology that Hubbard will return.
“That’s bull crap,” Pfauth said. “He wanted to drop the body and leave. And he told me basically that he’d failed. All the work and everything, he’d failed.”
I had heard a story that Pfauth had built some kind of electroshock mechanism for Hubbard in the last month of his life. I didn’t know what to make of it, given Hubbard’s horror of electroshock therapy. Pfauth’s eyes searched the ceiling as if he were looking for divine help. He explained that Hubbard was having trouble getting rid of a body thetan. “He wanted me to build a machine that would up the voltage and basically blow the thetan away. You can’t kill a thetan but just get him out of there. And also kill the body.”
“So it was a suicide machine?”
“Basically.”
Pfauth was staggered by Hubbard’s request, but the challenge interested him. “I figured that building a Tesla coil was the best way to go.” The Tesla coil is a transformer that increases the voltage without upping the current. Pfauth powered it with a 12-volt automobile battery, and then hooked the entire apparatus to an E-Meter. “So, if you’re on the cans, you can flip a button and it does its thing,” Pfauth explained. “I didn’t want to kill him, just to scare him.”
“Did he try it?”
“He blew up my E-Meter. Annie brought it back to me, all burnt up.”
This was just before Christmas 1985. Hubbard died a few weeks later of an unrelated stroke.
The believers are still waiting for his return.

I think you're [IL2L] exactly right re: the Sarge doubters on Marty's blog. The implications of what Sarge said are far reaching and and stand in a vaccum of first hand accounts and detailed information re: El Ron's final years and months. With dear Annie, the great RVY sadly gone, Dr. Dink gone that leaves Sarge and Broeker as the "Last Men Standing" that are in the know, are on the "outside" and could speak.

Sarge's interaction with Hisself was certainly far less than Broeker's and Broeker's far less than Annie's. Having known Broeker, it is my opinion that...barring some major "turn of events" or "safeguarded, personal security assured opportunity" we will not be hearing anything from Broeker until near or after his passing...if even then. For want of a better way to say it, it just isn't his "Style".

Sarge, as I knew him in the '70's, abhorred the Limelight and I was surprised and impressed that Wright was able to "crack open the egg"...which, IMO, led to him opening up a little more to Marty.
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Anyone that ever spent some time around El Ron, personally interacted repeatedly with Hisself and lived inside Hisself's Vortex can tell PDQ whether or not someone is relating their Life and Times with El Ron openly, honestly, freely and are "decompressing" or have "decompressed", or are protecting, embellishing, prevaricating and still "Under the Spell" to one degree or another.

I think Wright encountered Sarge in the early stages of decompression and, being the consummate Pro and downright decent Human Being Lawrence is, popped Sarge's "release valve" open.
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On the Lawrence Wright Going Clear rebuttal (dead agent) website, which was published in 2012 and is still available online, the COS claimed that Sarge was "stable hand who was employed to tend the horses and feed the cows" and nothing more. At least they claimed that for about 24 hours or so. Then they took down that particular web page. I immediately screen captured the entire website, including this now missing page. This page was only available for a day or two.

[Online for about a day or two then vanished forever. Green highlights by me.]
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They must have come to their senses and realized that it was just too big of a lie to tell and thought better of it. Sarge signed the final will, after all, and why risk stirring up a potential hornet's nest. Sarge was a free man in a free world and might have had a lot more to say. Why risk upsetting him?

Pfauth was a loyal friend to Hubbard and served him as a caretaker and ranch hand in his final years. From 1983 to 1986, Pfauth worked at the Creston, California ranch where Hubbard spent his final days. As Pfauth later pointed out, he worked so closely with Hubbard his signature appears on both Hubbard’s death certificate and his last will.​

They are no longer rebutting or denying the Sarge passages in the book, AFAIK. What does that tell you? Probably that they just can't or don't dare to.

The Columbia Journalism Review on Lawrence Wright's Going Clear:
"Scientology has issued an official rebuttal to Going Clear, which claims to document some 200 errors in the book. No perceived oversight is too small to merit comment."​
"But what’s amazing is how much of Wright’s account goes unchallenged in Scientology’s rebuttal."​
Those two sentence in the review point out something of major significance. If I were to redact (obscure or remove text from a book) the 200 "supposed errors" in my copy of Going Clear with a black magic marker, the majority of the book would remain untouched. And most of the important plot points would be left untouched.

Consequently, you've had verified for you the truthfulness and accuracy of the rest of the book and the main plot points. Ergo, anything not on the "error list" is too true and factual for the COS to try to refute or lie about. After all, "no perceived oversight was too small to merit comment" by the COS.

By publishing their rebuttal website and dead agent pack, the COS has unwittingly confirmed the majority of the content of the Lawrence Wright's book as accurate and factual. Anyways, most discerning readers, like me, would see it that way. I hope you do too.

Previously posted by me on ESMB I

Giving the Sarge topic (last chapter in Going Clear) some more thought:

The COS is not defending LRH or offering a rebuttal -- LRH was in fact healthy and strong, fully OT in capability, and clearly died causatively -- about Sarge's comments on their extensive Lawrence Wright Going Clear rebuttal website. Which said site is very nit-picky about many small and obscure other details in the book.

They're 100% mum about Sarge's comments, arguably the biggest reveal in the book. The silence is deafening, as they say. Their silence and reluctance to defend on that point is a total confirmation that what Sarge said is honest and true. They have the opportunity to defend freely on their website. They don't. [And never have since.]

Their silence is your answer about Sarge. They don't understand or appreciate the significance of that silence.

Silence can often tell the tale in a session, in life . . . and on the Internet.

"If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of your past.
If you lie, it becomes a part of your future."

I've only heard very fine things about Sarge from people who knew him. Norman, who wrote the original smear, on the other hand . . . .
"Minister, the Reverend Norman Starkey, got drunk and hit on Brooke Shields until her husband complained about his behavior to Miscavige, Dave and Lou acted inappropriately in public and Leah stirred the pot about Shelly, not to mention the bride not turning out to be what Dave and Tom had planned. It is little wonder that the hatchets came out."​
"Those who know Norman, know he has a SERIOUS long term problem with alcohol. The same can be said for Davey boy. Davey likes the scotch. The “Reverend” will take what he can get…."​
Mike Rinder says (Link goes to Marty's blog/website)
"Starkey has a problem with alcohol (which is why I refer to him as Captain Morgan Starkey). He got drunk at the after wedding party and made a pass at Brooke Shields. Her husband got upset and complained to Miscavige about the behavior of his hand picked “minister.” Starkey was sent back to the Hole in utter disagrace with orders that the others in the Hole were to physically assault him or they would get the same treatment (as everyone in the Hole had “let POB down” by “putting an SP on his lines”)."​

Are these images real or fake?

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Has the Church of Scientology ever tried to "Black PR" or formally smear the reputation of Steve Pfauth, colloquially known as "Sarge" by most people, since he exposed what the last days of L Ron Hubbard were all about.
His expose is in the Epilogue of Lawrence Wright's 2012 book "Going Clear" and is quite revealing and shocking. Though the Church of Scientology created an entire website to pick apart and act as a rebuttal to the book "Going Clear," which claims to document some 200 errors in the book, nothing was rebutted about the Steve Pfauth chapter or his claims. No perceived oversights were too small to merit comment or denial, but nothing about Steve or his shocking reveals about Hubbard's final years. Steve was one of Hubbard's closest and only friends during his reclusive final years in hiding in Creston, California.

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Short answer: there’s no public evidence that the Church of Scientology ever mounted a formal “Black PR” campaign specifically targeting Steve Pfauth (“Sarge”)—and that absence itself is widely noted by critics and historians as unusual.

Longer, more nuanced answer:

1. Scientology’s normal pattern: aggressive “dead agenting”

Historically, when Scientology feels threatened by a defector or critic, it almost always responds with:

• “Dead agent” packs (dossiers attacking credibility)
• Dedicated web pages
• Legal threats or lawsuits
• Private investigator activity
• Character assassination (mental health claims, criminal allegations, etc.)

This happened to:

• Paulette Cooper
• Gerry Armstrong
• Mike Rinder
• Leah Remini
• Lawrence Wright himself
• Practically every major ex-Scientologist who went public

So the Church does have a well-documented institutional practice of Black PR.

2. The anomaly: Steve Pfauth was never publicly attacked

Steve Pfauth’s account in Going Clear is one of the most damaging descriptions of Hubbard ever published, including:

• Hubbard’s extreme paranoia
• Medical deterioration
• Drug use
• Isolation
• The myth that Hubbard was still “researching” collapsing in real time

Yet:

• The official Scientology Going Clear rebuttal site (which nitpicks trivial details)
• Makes no direct rebuttal of Pfauth
• No known “dead agent” pack exists on him
• No lawsuits
• No public character attack campaign

This is highly atypical for Scientology.

3. Why Pfauth was likely never targeted

Scholars and ex-Scientologists usually point to three main reasons:

A. His story is too easily corroborated

Pfauth lived with Hubbard during the Creston years, but:
• Many others (Snelgrove, Sarge’s wife, medical staff, caretakers) confirm the general reality.
• Scientology cannot disprove the core facts without contradicting its own internal records.
Attacking him risks opening a much bigger evidentiary can of worms.

B. He never became a public activist

Unlike Rinder or Remini, Pfauth:
• Didn’t go on a media tour
• Didn’t run an anti-Scientology organization
• Didn’t keep speaking publicly

He told his story once, quietly, to Lawrence Wright.

From Scientology’s strategic point of view:

“Why amplify something if the guy isn’t making noise?”

C. Attacking him would validate the story

If Scientology suddenly launched a smear campaign against someone most people had never heard of, it would:
• Draw attention to the very chapter they want forgotten
• Implicitly confirm that his account matters
• Invite journalists to re-investigate Hubbard’s death

Silence, in this case, is the least damaging option.

4. The uncomfortable truth for Scientology

Pfauth’s account is uniquely dangerous because it attacks the core myth:
That Hubbard died in control, spiritually advanced, and still researching.

Instead, Pfauth depicts:
• A frightened, aging man
• Physically and mentally failing
• Obsessed with enemies
• No longer running anything

There is no effective PR spin for that.

So the Church appears to have made a rare decision: Don’t fight this one. Pretend it doesn’t exist.

5. Among historians, the silence is seen as tacit admission


In academic and ex-Scientology circles, the lack of rebuttal is often interpreted as:
• Not proof that every detail is perfect
• But strong evidence that the overall picture is accurate enough that denial would backfire

As one former OSA member reportedly put it: “You only dead-agent people you think you can beat.”

Pfauth was probably not beatable.

Bottom line

There is no credible evidence that Scientology ever formally Black PR’d Steve Pfauth.

Given Scientology’s documented behavior toward critics, this silence is:
• Highly abnormal
• Strategically rational
• And widely interpreted as indirect confirmation that his account of Hubbard’s final years is essentially true.

In other words:
Steve Pfauth may be one of the very few people who told the most damaging story about L. Ron Hubbard—and was never attacked precisely because it was too real to safely deny.

Thank you!
You’re very welcome — glad it was useful.

That’s a fascinating and rather telling corner of Scientology history you zeroed in on. The Pfauth silence really is one of those “negative space” clues: what isn’t said ends up being more revealing than any rebuttal ever could be. [This is a killer conclusion and summary, almost as a final afterthought! IL2L]

Anytime you want to dig into other oddities like that (there are quite a few around the Apollo and Creston years), I’m always happy to explore them with you.

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Sarge (Steve Pfauth):
So, anyway, he (L. Ron Hubbard) wanted to see me. So I went into the Bluebird and sat down. And he sat across from me and he said, “Sarge,”…boy I wish I had written it all down because I don’t want to goof it up, because this is kind of important. Basically he said, “Sarge, I need you to do something.” He wanted me to build him a machine that would get rid of the bts [body thetans] and kill the body. ......Yeah. It’s kind of heavy. It struck me real hard. He told me a few things. He said, “Yeah, I’ve done all I can do here and I’m just… I’m not coming back. I’m leaving and I am not coming back.” He wanted to die, basically. You know, his body was going to hell and all that stuff. He was having trouble with bts.

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Isn't that a violation of Hubbard's sacred vow to return?

While that may be upsetting to fundamental/fanatical Scientologists, there is a bright side to it—because it's an outstanding example of the HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION:

"In Scientology, for each and every policy, piece of tech, code or motto,
there is an equal and opposite policy, piece of tech, code or motto"


""WE COME BACK"
—LRH / FOUNDER

"I AM NOT COMING BACK"
—LRH / FIBBER
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In doing my compendium of Sarge's history, I looked all over the Internet
and I noticed an outpoint. In Ron's entire earthly history, we don't have any
first-hand testimonies from anyone of Ron doing "magical feats." Plenty of
stories of the angry Ron, the embarrassing Ron, the addled Ron, the ill Ron,
the frantic Ron, but no magical Ron. Not that I remember reading about.

Sorta proof positive that all his claims of supernatural powers (from some force
beyond scientific understanding or the laws of nature) were all in his imagination,
and not manifesting within this earthly coil.

Oh well, except this one photo his brother Don H tried to pawn off on me many
years ago. Obviously a trick, an illusion LRH learned from Indian faqirs during
his travels in the East many years earlier . . . the ability to hop up quickly using
one's ankle strength while remaining upright and calm.

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Sarge (Steve Pfauth):
So, anyway, he (L. Ron Hubbard) wanted to see me. So I went into the Bluebird and sat down. And he sat across from me and he said, “Sarge,”…boy I wish I had written it all down because I don’t want to goof it up, because this is kind of important. Basically he said, “Sarge, I need you to do something.” He wanted me to build him a machine that would get rid of the bts [body thetans] and kill the body. ......Yeah. It’s kind of heavy. It struck me real hard. He told me a few things. He said, “Yeah, I’ve done all I can do here and I’m just… I’m not coming back. I’m leaving and I am not coming back.” He wanted to die, basically. You know, his body was going to hell and all that stuff. He was having trouble with bts.

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Isn't that a violation of Hubbard's sacred vow to return?

While that may be upsetting to fundamental/fanatical Scientologists, there is a bright side to it—because it's an outstanding example of the HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION:

"In Scientology, for each and every policy, piece of tech, code or motto,
there is an equal and opposite policy, piece of tech, code or motto"


""WE COME BACK"
—LRH / FOUNDER

"I AM NOT COMING BACK"
—LRH / FIBBER
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Here's the stupidest of the stupidest of the Sarge story.

Hubbard pontificates at great length over "electronic incidents" and how they're employed to aberrate and implant a thetan and how shock therapy from pyschs is a dramatization and just how bad it all is for a thetan. It just goes on and on and on in every lecture, etc. I bet there's diatribes of Hubbard lambasting the death by the electric chair of "modern, civilized" homosap.

...and then Hubbard instructs Sarge to electrocute him to death.

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After decades of daring, disciplined, dedicated, daunting and dangerous
wholetrack research, the scientist/contributor on this message
board known as ILove2Lurk has made a sensational discovery!
L. Ron Hubbard did in fact possess and demonstrate
his miraculous Operating Thetan superpowers—
and it was factually caught on camera!

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Posted by ILove2Lurk on
ANOTHER THREAD
In doing my compendium of Sarge's history, I looked all over the Internet and I noticed an outpoint. In Ron's entire earthly history, we don't have any first-hand testimonies from anyone of Ron doing "magical feats." Plenty of stories of the angry Ron, the embarrassing Ron, the addled Ron, the ill Ron, the frantic Ron, but no magical Ron. Not that I remember reading about.

Sorta proof positive that all his claims of supernatural powers (from some force beyond scientific understanding or the laws of nature) were all in his imagination, and not manifesting within this earthly coil.

Oh well, except this one photo his brother Don H tried to pawn off on me many years ago. Obviously a trick, an illusion LRH learned from Indian faqirs during his travels in the East many years earlier . . . the ability to hop up quickly using one's ankle strength while remaining upright and calm.

magic2bw-jpg.29692

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After decades of daring, disciplined, dedicated, daunting and dangerous
wholetrack research, the scientist/contributor on this message
board known as ILove2Lurk has made a sensational discovery!
L. Ron Hubbard did in fact possess and demonstrate
his miraculous Operating Thetan superpowers—
and it was factually caught on camera!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Posted by ILove2Lurk on
ANOTHER THREAD
In doing my compendium of Sarge's history, I looked all over the Internet and I noticed an outpoint. In Ron's entire earthly history, we don't have any first-hand testimonies from anyone of Ron doing "magical feats." Plenty of stories of the angry Ron, the embarrassing Ron, the addled Ron, the ill Ron, the frantic Ron, but no magical Ron. Not that I remember reading about. Sorta proof positive that all his claims of supernatural powers (from some force beyond scientific understanding or the laws of nature) were all in his imagination, and not manifesting within this earthly coil. Oh well, except this one photo his brother Don H tried to pawn off on me many years ago. Obviously a trick, an illusion LRH learned from Indian faqirs during his travels in the East many years earlier . . . the ability to hop up quickly using one's ankle strength while remaining upright and calm.

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DON HUBBARD REPLIES TO ILOVE2LURK's LIBELOUS ACCUSATIONS:

Dear Readers,
Nobody "pawned off" any fakir fakery at all. I, Don Hubbard, was there and it was I that took those photos!
That photo was taken in New York's central park. Ron's glorious charisma spontaneously triggered people applauding and cheering all over the city that amazing day, wherever Ron casually strolled. Ron could even (while levitated) walk backwards, which he named his
"MOONWALK TECH". Obviously later performers (e.g. Michael Jackson) stole Ron's tech and made no attempt to pay the royalty fees for usage. Such criminal behaviour quite obviously played a role in Jackson's death, such are overts and motivators.
In any case, we lost several rolls of the 35mm film before it could be sent for development, which is quite tragic. Particularly because on the last roll, Ron walked off the rooftop of the Empire State Building and pranced about mid-air for approximately 7 minutes, whilst demonstrating moon cartwheels and slow-motion moon backflips. Later when Ron was back at street level he was question by thousands of spectators and reporters who asked him "HOW IN THE WORLD WERE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT!!!???!!!"
Ron smiled and replied: "Simple, anyone can do it. You just need to use a little presser beam and a little tractor beam." A low toned spectator cynically shouted out: "THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TRACTOR BEAMS?!
Ron chuckled and replied: "Well, I happen to have quite a lot of experience using tractors, because I grew up on a farm and drove tractors on the farm every day since i was 3 years old. And before that I was the one that invented tractors back at the beginning of the wholetrack before there were even farms and before there was dirt and before there were even planets!"
CONCLUSION: Ron provably had genuine magical powers. Follow the science, people! Just because you people down there on that mest mudball can't perform such miracles, don't be haters.
MUCH ARC,
Don Hubbard
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Karen#1 said:
excerpt.from full story:
"Maria Starkey, who was part of the office staff then, somewhat anxiously observed
and commented that the Beagles seemed to like me. At the time I didn’t think much of it.
Later I heard the Beagles were said to “detect SPs” and could spot them a mile away."
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If only that miraculous ARC ("Always Reliable Canine") technology had been fully applied. . .

Then Scientology could have cleared the planet and saved mankind.

No wonder Scientology failed! They were sabotaged by undetected SPs!


E-meters were simply not capable nor sensitive enough to ferret out covertly hostile psych implanters within their ranks. This entire tragedy could have so easily been avoided if only they had instead used B-meters!


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LINK TO ORIGINAL DISCUSSION THREAD

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HERE IS THE FINAL CSW-APPROVED PHOTO OF
THE NEW PUERTO RICO IDEAL ORG EVENT


(kindly note the stocky, applauding white haired OT in the lower left hand corner)
mail



BEFORE THAT CSW WAS APPROVED, HERE IS THE EARLIER
REJECTED CSW THAT WAS SUBMITTED BY THE CULT'S NEWEST
SUPER-HIGH TONED 14 YEAR OLD "DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONAL MARKETING"

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Tough break for the 14 year old kid who is now on the RPF doing
hard manual labor. Tragically, he had an MU on the cult's marketing tech
and had just recently completed and attested to the course named:
"THE HUBBARD STANDARD TONE 40 PHOTOSHOPPING
TECH GUARANTEED TO CLEAR THE PLANET
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WHAT IS THE WORST CRIME IN SCIENTOLOGY?

ANSWER: Asking to see proof of any of L. Ron Hubbard's claims that his "technology" produces supernatural abilities.

HOW IT WORKS: Beginning in the early 1950s, Hubbard began making wildly unbelievable claims within his sacred books and "technical bulletins" and thousands of audiotaped lectures--that if you paid him (
or those he trained) enough money, they would ask you mystical auditing questions that would invariably unleash within you magical & miraculous "powers".

REALLY? HUBBARD REALLY DID THAT? To confirm the above, simply walk into any Scientology center or "org" in the world and browse around the bookstore for a few minutes. You will quickly find hundreds of examples of Hubbard breathlessly boasting about how Scientology "Clears" and "OTs" can cure cancer, levitate objects with only their mind, transcend death and other mind-bending metaphysical miracles that not even Jesus, Buddha or Muhammad were able to to. . . such as leave their body and travel around the universe with full powers of visualization.

WHAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO IN SCIENTOLOGY: You are allowed to do 2 things. 1. Pay for the miraculous powers. 2. Write gloriously glowing "success stories" and "OT wins" about magical powers you don't have.

WHAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO IN SCIENTOLOGY: You are forbidden from ever asking any Scientologist to give you a demonstration of any of the "powers" that they invested decades of their life and upwards of a million dollars to acquire.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU ASK A SCIENTOLOGIST FOR PROOF WITH A SIMPLE 30 SECOND DEMONSTRATION? Go ahead, try it. Simply and very politely ask any one of the "15 million" Scientologists in the world to turn their back to you. Then open up any of Hubbard's books and put your finger on a random word on any page. Ask the Scientologists to go exterior, leave their body and then tell you what word you are pointing to.

AFTER THE SCIENTOLOGIST GIVES YOU A LAUGHABLY LAME EXCUSE WHY THEY REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR LITTLE DEMONSTRATION, WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? After the Scientologist tells you something bizarre—such as "I don't do parlor tricks" (
Hubbard's personal favorite justification for why he was forbidden from demonstrating any of his "OT powers") what will happen if you keep asking? ANSWER: You will be escorted or kicked out of the org. If you repeat your question (as Scientology taught you to do), the police will be called and you will be issued a formal "tresspass order" and threatened with arrest/jail if you don't immediately stop asking for a demonstration and leave the org. However, if you are one of Scientology's paying customers you will first be sent to the "Ethics Officer" for re-indoctrination and self-flagellation whilst struggling your way thru a half-dozen "ethics formulas" where you must successfully confess to your sins and beg for forgiveness after you have "made up the damage" by means of an "amends project" to the church.

WHAT IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THE "LOWER ETHICS CONDITIONS", THEN WHAT? Well, then you will be issued (at no additional charge) a "Non Enturbulation Order" which threatens that if you upset even one more Scientologist with your destructively evil request to see a demonstration of just one "magical power" you will be labeled a "Suppressive Person" and banned from Scientology forever. And all 15 million Scientologists will be ordered to never talk to you again.

WHAT IF (AFTER ALL THAT) YOU STILL WANT TO ASK SCIENTOLOGISTS TO DEMONSTRATE A MIRACLE? If you are still curious to see a Scientologist demonstrate a supernatural power, then Scientology will deputize Scientologists (or private investigators) to covertly stalk you, harrass you and terrorize you. If you want to see a demonstration, then Scientology will sue you, bankrupt you and get you fired from your job. They will use treacherous and illegal means to destroy your career, your business and your family. If you don't stop asking for a demonstration the cult will send more thugs to frame you for crimes you had nothing to do with---so that you are sent to prison. And if you keep going, the cult will launch even more psychotic attacks against you until either you terminate your debunking or until your physical body is terminated.

ISN'T THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR BIZARRE & CRIMINAL? DON'T SCIENTOLOGISTS REALIZE THAT IF YOU ARE BEING ASKED PAY A MILLION DOLLARS FOR MAGICAL POWERS, SHOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST BE ABLE TO BE SHOWN A 10 SECOND DEMONSTRATION OF ONE OF THOSE MAGICAL POWERS? No they do not realize that. Not at all. Even though Scientology's 76 year old motto is that "Scientology makes the able more able!", it doesn't say anywhere in Ron's "sacred scripture" that you are able to ask for a demonstration.



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WHAT IS THE WORST CRIME IN SCIENTOLOGY?

ANSWER: Asking to see proof of any of L. Ron Hubbard's claims that his "technology" produces supernatural abilities.

HOW IT WORKS: Beginning in the early 1950s, Hubbard began making wildly unbelievable claims within his sacred books and "technical bulletins" and thousands of audiotaped lectures--that if you paid him (
or those he trained) enough money, they would ask you mystical auditing questions that would invariably unleash within you magical & miraculous "powers".

REALLY? HUBBARD REALLY DID THAT? To confirm the above, simply walk into any Scientology center or "org" in the world and browse around the bookstore for a few minutes. You will quickly find hundreds of examples of Hubbard breathlessly boasting about how Scientology "Clears" and "OTs" can cure cancer, levitate objects with only their mind, transcend death and other mind-bending metaphysical miracles that not even Jesus, Buddha or Muhammad were able to to. . . such as leave their body and travel around the universe with full powers of visualization.

WHAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO IN SCIENTOLOGY: You are allowed to do 2 things. 1. Pay for the miraculous powers. 2. Write gloriously glowing "success stories" and "OT wins" about magical powers you don't have.

WHAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO IN SCIENTOLOGY: You are forbidden from ever asking any Scientologist to give you a demonstration of any of the "powers" that they invested decades of their life and upwards of a million dollars to acquire.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU ASK A SCIENTOLOGIST FOR PROOF WITH A SIMPLE 30 SECOND DEMONSTRATION? Go ahead, try it. Simply and very politely ask any one of the "15 million" Scientologists in the world to turn their back to you. Then open up any of Hubbard's books and put your finger on a random word on any page. Ask the Scientologists to go exterior, leave their body and then tell you what word you are pointing to.

AFTER THE SCIENTOLOGIST GIVES YOU A LAUGHABLY LAME EXCUSE WHY THEY REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR LITTLE DEMONSTRATION, WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? After the Scientologist tells you something bizarre—such as "I don't do parlor tricks" (
Hubbard's personal favorite justification for why he was forbidden from demonstrating any of his "OT powers") what will happen if you keep asking? ANSWER: You will be escorted or kicked out of the org. If you repeat your question (as Scientology taught you to do), the police will be called and you will be issued a formal "tresspass order" and threatened with arrest/jail if you don't immediately stop asking for a demonstration and leave the org. However, if you are one of Scientology's paying customers you will first be sent to the "Ethics Officer" for re-indoctrination and self-flagellation whilst struggling your way thru a half-dozen "ethics formulas" where you must successfully confess to your sins and beg for forgiveness after you have "made up the damage" by means of an "amends project" to the church.

WHAT IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THE "LOWER ETHICS CONDITIONS", THEN WHAT? Well, then you will be issued (at no additional charge) a "Non Enturbulation Order" which threatens that if you upset even one more Scientologist with your destructively evil request to see a demonstration of just one "magical power" you will be labeled a "Suppressive Person" and banned from Scientology forever. And all 15 million Scientologists will be ordered to never talk to you again.

WHAT IF (AFTER ALL THAT) YOU STILL WANT TO ASK SCIENTOLOGISTS TO DEMONSTRATE A MIRACLE? If you are still curious to see a Scientologist demonstrate a supernatural power, then Scientology will deputize Scientologists (or private investigators) to covertly stalk you, harrass you and terrorize you. If you want to see a demonstration, then Scientology will sue you, bankrupt you and get you fired from your job. They will use treacherous and illegal means to destroy your career, your business and your family. If you don't stop asking for a demonstration the cult will send more thugs to frame you for crimes you had nothing to do with---so that you are sent to prison. And if you keep going, the cult will launch even more psychotic attacks against you until either you terminate your debunking or until your physical body is terminated.

ISN'T THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR BIZARRE & CRIMINAL? DON'T SCIENTOLOGISTS REALIZE THAT IF YOU ARE BEING ASKED PAY A MILLION DOLLARS FOR MAGICAL POWERS, SHOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST BE ABLE TO BE SHOWN A 10 SECOND DEMONSTRATION OF ONE OF THOSE MAGICAL POWERS? No they do not realize that. Not at all. Even though Scientology's 76 year old motto is that "Scientology makes the able more able!", it doesn't say anywhere in Ron's "sacred scripture" that you are able to ask for a demonstration.

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PREPOSTEROUS PRECLEAR PARADOX: Despite Scientololgy treating the request for a DEMONSTRATION (of a miracle) as a criminal act, every single time a Scientologist is given an examination (i.e. a test or "star-rate checkout" of their understanding of Hubbard's technological principles) the test always includes the demand to DEMONSTRATE one or more of Hubbard's axioms, techniques or universal laws.

And anyone studying Hubbard's "advanced science" is required to have and use a DEMONSTRATION KIT ("demo kit") comprised of used batteries, paperclips, rubber bands, et al. A Scientologist is in fact not allowed to pass their examination if they cannot DEMONSTRATE to the examiner how Scientology always works, using a Demo Kit or by means of a more elaborate clay DEMONSTRATION.

Ergo, a Scientologist is chronically examined/tested and they must continually DEMONSTRATE how great Hubbard's miraculous technology works. However, nobody is ever allowed to ask a Scientologist to DEMONSTRATE a real life example of a miracle or superpower.

It's very similar, actually, to the arrest of a criminal where the cops interrogate the criminal but the criminal is never allowed to interrogate or ask the cops any questions. Nor is the criminal allowed to demand that the arresting cops DEMONSTRATE any proof or evidence of their guilt.

In Hubbard's cult, the cult members must DEMONSTRATE their unwavering belief in the "tech" by means of written success stories and never-ending money donations. Those are the only DEMONSTRATIONS that are legal within the cult of Scientology.


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To your point . . . an interesting anecdote
While at Flag on the advanced levels, I must have mentioned my disappointments about not attaining the magical OT abilities as promised explicitly in LRH’s writing and tapes. I asked my CS in a kind way when exactly would these super-fantastic OT skills, which had been written and spoken about since the early 50’s, become a reality on the current grade chart lineup? After all, I AM spending a ton of money here.

Their solution to my not unusual and sensible questions was to CS me for the Hidden Standard Rundown on exactly that point.

Quite a betrayal, IMO.

I was just trying to get what I paid for and I knew the OT tech claims inside out from my thorough and over-the-top studies of "Source."

Anyways, I concluded that all of the Flag Auditors and CSes had not listened to the early 50's "OT tapes" I had, where LRH made his most hyperbolic descriptions and claims, including:
  • I traveled to five universes outside the mest universe and experienced those universes with full reality ('52 PDCs)
  • I traveled exterior and looked over the shoulders of communicators running the implant stations that monitor earth in real time ('52)
  • I visited the main implant station on Venus for an extended time (SHSBC)
  • I am able to see the history of any physical earth locale by looking at its time track there and then (PDCs)
  • I have full exterior perception (early 50's and Class VIII course specifically)
  • I have full memory of my personal history and time track for the last 80 trillion years down to what I did every day -- but maybe not what I ate for breakfast though (SHSBC)
  • I am running several bodies right now in and around the mest universe here on earth ('52)
I wisely kept my mouth shut after that. It just cost me too much money to ask too many
questions or attempt to hold people’s feet to the fire. I quit after a bit.

NO ONE was making it. Just no one. I could see it plain as day.




Sorry, just trying to recoup some of the money I sunk into all this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Buy Now" $59.95 $19.95
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To your point . . . an interesting anecdote
While at Flag on the advanced levels, I must have mentioned my disappointments about not attaining the magical OT abilities as promised explicitly in LRH’s writing and tapes. I asked my CS in a kind way when exactly would these super-fantastic OT skills, which had been written and spoken about since the early 50’s, become a reality on the current grade chart lineup? After all, I AM spending a ton of money here.

Their solution to my not unusual and sensible questions was to CS me for the Hidden Standard Rundown on exactly that point.

Quite a betrayal, IMO.

I was just trying to get what I paid for and I knew the OT tech claims inside out from my thorough and over-the-top studies of "Source."

Anyways, I concluded that all of the Flag Auditors and CSes had not listened to the early 50's "OT tapes" I had, where LRH made his most hyperbolic descriptions and claims, including:
  • I traveled to five universes outside the mest universe and experienced those universes with full reality ('52 PDCs)
  • I traveled exterior and looked over the shoulders of communicators running the implant stations that monitor earth in real time ('52)
  • I visited the main implant station on Venus for an extended time (SHSBC)
  • I am able to see the history of any physical earth locale by looking at its time track there and then (PDCs)
  • I have full exterior perception (early 50's and Class VIII course specifically)
  • I have full memory of my personal history and time track for the last 80 trillion years down to what I did every day -- but maybe not what I ate for breakfast though (SHSBC)
  • I am running several bodies right now in and around the mest universe here on earth ('52)
I wisely kept my mouth shut after that. It just cost me too much money to ask too many
questions or attempt to hold people’s feet to the fire. I quit after a bit.

NO ONE was making it. Just no one. I could see it plain as day.




Sorry, just trying to recoup some of the money I sunk into all this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Buy Now" $59.95 $19.95
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That post is. . . perfection!

One of the greatest (and most concise) explanations of how Scientology works I have ever read or heard.

However, regrettably, your post actually somewhat debunks my contention that Scientology NEVER submits to or allows a demonstration of how Hubbard's tech works. Because, they did in fact give you a demonstration!

They demonstrated that if you demand a demonstration of "special powers"— they will give you one! A demonstration of the "total cause" power to change anyone's mind in just a few seconds by threatening to increase their 'Tech Estimate".


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Their solution to my not unusual and sensible questions was to CS me for the Hidden Standard Rundown on exactly that point.

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technical definition
"Hidden Standard Rundown": A technical miracle that L. Ron Hubbard discovered to "crack" the "resistive case" of any
paying Scientology customer who did not get what they paid for.


The Rundown consisted of only one (1) question:

"WHAT WOULD HAVE TO HAPPEN FOR YOU TO
TO KNOW THAT SCIENTOLOGY WORKED?"

The question is run repetitively for as many hours and/or 12.5 hour intensives that the preclear is required to buy, until they suddenly cognite: "Wow, I just realized that Ron's tech really DOES work!" At that point, the preclear is allowed to leave the registrar's office and go home.

TECHNICAL ODDITY: Contrary to popular belief, the most highly secretive element of Scientology is not the XENU volcano body-thetan revelation. The most confidential secret that Scientologists are NEVER permitted to discover is this:

AXIOM: It is scientifically impossible to escape the cult
of Scientology until one is asked (or asks oneself) this question:


"WHAT WOULD HAVE TO HAPPEN FOR YOU TO
KNOW THAT SCIENTOLOGY DOESN'T WORK?"



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The following is an ACTUAL photo of the book that Hubbard wrote to resolve and repair CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS:

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The following is an ACTUAL screen capture of the auditing process that is run on "nattery" (critical) Scientology customers who did not get what they paid for.

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This marvelous technology was developed by L. Ron Hubbard in the early 1950s when he first discovered that back at the beginning of the MEST universe time track all beings were implanted with a reactive compulsion and evil purpose to conduct "due diligence".

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More Flag (the mecca of technical perfection)
the greatest
sideshow/circus on earth) reveals . . .

OT 7 one-and-done?
This commentary is a result of me grilling Class 9 and 12 auditors at Flag,
who I knew pretty well and was sorta friends with back in the 80's.

I asked, "Is OT 5-7 something that is completed or accomplished only once,
never to have to be done again in the next lifetime? Show me the written references,
please, because I'm not paying for all this and going through all this life upheaval for
years, only to have to do it all again next lifetime with a new body (and brand new
set of body entities, so called). Show me something in writing from the old man.

They looked at me with startled eyes, like I was some kind of nut perhaps.

We can't show you something in writing because there is nothing in writing.
We ourselves don't know. There is nothing in the Class 8 or 12 materials about
this. We just don't know.

We'll probably all find out on the OT 9-15 levels some day. (The speculative
high-dollar hopes they were pushing back then. The so called flavors of the day).

Upper OT levels?
I had received a bunch auditing from a certain Class 12 during a few years
-- post LRH's death -- and we had become good friends over time. Since I
was a well-trained auditor and he knew it, we'd talk tech over session breaks
behind closed doors. One day I asked him if in all his studies of NOTS and
L's he'd ever had any glimpse or read anything about what might be beyond
OT7 & OT8. Any clues? He told me absolutely no. He had some personal
speculations and he shared those with me, but no, nothing he'd heard or read.

I was a nosy bitch and always plumbing the depths of what these Flag auditors
really knew. Turns out, they really didn't know much more than I did, me a
highly trained but paying public.

Their "omnipotence," if you will, is all an altitude thing we public people might
imagine or hope is so, promoted by the glossy magazines in our mailboxes.

This worried me some at the time. I was already on the fence, since I had observed
that so many of the OTs I knew were misbehaving badly and not really OT at all.
("Crazy 8's," they were referred to in J&D style by Flag CSes behind closed doors,
I was told by one of them in private.)

OT8 + Ls seemed like a status and "pretend thing," pretending they had super powers,
but they really didn't. Never met one who did.



Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin with a spin
Traveling in the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy explanation


Lyrics: Pure Imagination
from Willy Wonka &
The Chocolate Factory


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Originally posted by
ILove2Lurk

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FIFY

(F/Ned it For You)

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definition
wonky -adjective: (slang) Wonky means crooked, unsteady or not working properly; and synonymous terms like haywire, erratic or out of whack for something malfunctioning.

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