TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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Deadly Tesla Cybertruck blast outside Trump hotel in Las Vegas was intentional, officials say.



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PRO TIP ON SAVING BIG BUCKS: ​

You needn't send that notification out to 20,000,000 people on your mailing list.

Scientologists.

Because they already know that everything is intentional.


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You know that old saying? "If it's too good to be true ..."


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I'm not sure how that old saying ends, here's one of my first guesses:

"If it's too good to be true, pretend it's
'scientific wholetrack research'—and

then sell it to Scientologists."

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THE WORST PART OF

BEING A SCIENTOLOGIST
Investing vast sums of time & money
without any ROI ("Return On Insanity")


THE WORST PART OF
BEING AN EX-SCIENTOLOGIST

Going to a really elegant dinner party where you are the only one
there who was once in Scientology. Then your friend (the host)
very loudly says to you: "Hey, tell everyone about that time you
were in a Scientology cult and you believed in dead 75 million
year old aliens that were causing all your problems. How much
did you spend on all that moronic bullshit anyways?!"


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What Would Happen If Scientology
Suddenly Started Obeying The
"TRUTH IN ADVERTISING"
Laws & Regulations?
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Truth in advertising


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LOL LOL LOL !!!

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MY FAVORITE MOMENT
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(said with emotionally poignant & halting melancholy)
"I was a . . ."

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— watch all 3 mini-segments: 3:08 to 3:43 —



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MY #2 MOST FAVORITE MOMENT

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wow, that was a deliriously delicious DNA derivative from a masterful
AI blending of Minister Miscavige and Jumpin'-Jivin' Jeff...

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Jeff Pomeranz - Winner 27 years in a row of the prestigious
"Goofy Galactic Gravitas Gold"
medallion of honor, awarded for the
most insincerely, horrifically and
hyperbolically clowny voiceovers.


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Yeah, this is the one thing that sticks in my mind so hard about all of this.

How can a movement exist and continue to operate in this day and age
that has such a known bad provenance, if you will? Simply put:

1. Man invents what he claims is a science and therapy for all minds and physical bodies.​
2. Man obviously goes mad and chronically physically ill in his early 70's.​
3. Man fails at a lame attempt at suicide in the fall of '85.​
4. Man dies of essentially an assisted suicide in '86, refusing to go to a hospital for treatment​
over a period of a week or two while experiencing multiple medical strokes. Telling his​
medical handler(s) he wanted to die so he could go into outer space and circle a star​
until he felt better.​

All this information is public knowledge and is published in several books and many news articles.

The COS has never rebutted any of this on air or in print or a video. Never that I know of.

Yet, people still blindly donate millions.

This is the most baffling “riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma” for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Yeah, this is the one thing that sticks in my mind so hard about all of this.

How can a movement exist and continue to operate in this day and age
that has such a known bad provenance, if you will? Simply put:

1. Man invents what he claims is a science and therapy for all minds and physical bodies.​
2. Man obviously goes mad and chronically physically ill in his early 70's.​
3. Man fails at a lame attempt at suicide in the fall of '85.​
4. Man dies of essentially an assisted suicide in '86, refusing to go to a hospital for treatment​
over a period of a week or two while experiencing multiple medical strokes. Telling his​
medical handler(s) he wanted to die so he could go into outer space and circle a star​
until he felt better.​

All this information is public knowledge and is published in several books and many news articles.

The COS has never rebutted any of this on air or in print or a video. Never that I know of.

Yet, people still blindly donate millions.

This is the most baffling “riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma” for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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Yup, it's mindblowing alright!

Nobody knows exactly how Scientologists are able to so manically ignore the obvious. Wait, that might generate a new term that is the exact equal and opposite of "obnosis". Perhaps.....

ignosis - noun. The modern science of suspending one's disbelief so thoroughly ​
that the afflicted individual is able to rise above and ignore the obvious. ​
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For personal entertainment, WOGS enjoy going to movies where they experience the profound relief that accompanies a "suspension of disbelief" (e.g. watching the on-screen hero blowing away bad aliens)

For personal entertainment, OTs enjoy going to sessions where they experience the profound relief that accompanies a "suspension of dissed bt's" (e.g. watching themselves blowing bad aliens)

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Yup, it's mindblowing alright!
I had a light bulb go off -- dim as it was -- and may have figured all this out.
An explanation that will suffice for now for all us here "on this planet."

Since we're the only three left on this thread -- you, me and Don -- I'll feel
free to publish my [whole track] research and findings here on this thread
tomorrow . . . without a fear of offending any of the more delicate members. :coolwink:

No BS, the revelation came from earth whole track history and sews things
up neatly, LOL.

Fait accompli. :LOL:
 
lol

sounds intriguing.

i will bring Don with me for the briefing!!
 
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Since we're the only three left on this thread -- you, me and Don -- I'll feel
free to publish my [whole track] research and findings here on this thread

tomorrow . . . without a fear of offending any of the more delicate members.

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"Admittedly, when I first published Hobonetics back in
the 1950s, this thread routinely had 20M members
viewing it at any given time. However, although our
stats may have very slightly dipped, it is not due to the
quality of the joking and degrading. The only reason
a person gives up a thread or blows is because he or

she has gone past a punchline that was not understood."
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They can't talk about Xenu because they don't know anything about Xenu......nor the Galactic Federation....nor the other planets....
 
Yeah, this is the one thing that sticks in my mind so hard about all of this.
How can a movement exist and continue to operate in this day and age
that has such a known bad provenance, if you will?
No BS, the revelation came from earth whole track history and sews things
up neatly, LOL. Fait accompli.
I admit to having this flaw of continually asking myself "how could all this still
be continuing on year after year," especially after all the decades of explosive
reveals. I'm continually searching for a "why," if you will, to sooth my mind.

"In January 2025, I knew someone had to take the plunge. I did​
and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one​
ever to do so in 3,5000 years. I have all the data now, but will only​
give you a very short Cliff Notes version here." :coolwink:​

I worked with my AI Bot (artificial intelligence software) and also read some books
about the source and history of religions. Came up with an answer for myself.

For 3,500 hundred years or so, Moses was considered a real person and revered.
Today, most all scholars believe it was all a myth. A story made up by inventive
writers back in the day to form or control their religious flocks.

This out of it this way . . . the priest says to the farmer, "You toil in the fields and make
coins to support yourself. I toil in the temple to save you and you need to share
your coins with me."

There have been con men and grifters as long as there have been people walking
the earth. Con men were always around, looking for an angle to grift.

My take on Jesus and the early Bible right now is it was mostly all a fabrication to form
and control a tiny budding religion movement. It was written in pieces 40 to 100 years
after all the supposed dramatis personae of the Bible were long dead and buried.

The earliest progenitor of the Christian movement, Paul, wrote all his letters at least
40 years after Jesus had supposedly died. He interviewed no first hand witnesses. All
his "messages" from Jesus and god were in visions, dreams and inspirations, that is,
telepathic.

Back then, they knew where heaven was and promoted it. (Spoiler: heaven was known
to be just above the clouds and extended all the way to the moon. This is where all
the cosmic spiritual battles took place and their visions came from. Like the devil vs god
battle, and others.)

About 70 years after Jesus, an anonymous creative author crafted "The gospel according
to Mark." Again, no first hand interviews. Decades later, anonymous authors crafted
"Mathew and Luke," based on an expansion of Mark. Again more decades later, another
author crafted "John," based on the first three gospels.

Then for two thousand years the works were re-written and added to in myriad ways.
No one is complaining all this time. (Parallel: David Miscavige is currently rewriting and
repackaging the tech. Few inside complain.)

All that said, this Jesus story has held up for about 2,000 years.

The "end times," which were originally supposed to come in the lifetime of the original
apostles, are still being promoted today as coming soon. Very soon. Get ready people.
My Christian neighbor informed me of this fact. All the stars are aligning for end times.
(Parallel: OT 9 & 10 are coming soon. Very soon.)

Rosicrucianism was born in Europe in the early 1600's after publication of texts about a hitherto
unknown esoteric order to the world. It attracted many seekers. It's structured around arcane truths
of the ancient past, concealed from the average man, and offers insights into nature, the physical
universe and spiritual realms, much like scientology does today.

This collection of thick books outlining the principles and application of Rosicrucianism boil down
to being intellectual properties that have been monetized for centuries. Of no or questionable value,
but thick books nonetheless. I guess that's the main attraction. Four hundred years and counting, still going.

"The origins of Rosicrucianism are described in three anonymously published books attributed​
to Johann Valentin Andreae. The books describe the travels of Christian Rosenkreuz, who is​
generally considered to be a fictional character."​

Mormonism is filled with visions, sketchy stories, and has a questionable provenance, as it turns out.
The religion is going strong and very wealthy based on nothing, IMO.

I could go on and would have to write a book to cover everything. But, I'll wrap up since this is Cliff Notes.

God-shaped hole
The concept of a "god-shaped hole" in the human heart or spirit is a modern metaphor for a yearning
or need that desperately needs to be filled in human souls. It's a bottomless abyss and people will do
anything to fill it. Some say the only way to fill this hole is through a personal relationship with a god.
Some say fill it with a personal relationship with Hubbard and space opera. For others a good narrative
and fictional Jesus story -- as I pointed out earlier -- will work OK.

My conclusions:
-- From the beginning of time, most humans have a built-in flaw, wherein they can be trapped into these
movements and religions in an attempt to fill their god-shaped holes. This will never be fixed. People
are born with this gift or flaw apparently.
-- Con men have always existed throughout history and always will.
-- Grifters grift and always will.
-- Human nature is pretty much unchanging throughout history.
-- Hubbard's con is as old as time and based on a well-worn formula. "Start a religion."
-- Some people wise up and cognite as they get older, others apparently not.
-- No reason scientology doesn't go on forever at this point. People like to believe in made-up stories.
-- The same phenomenon we see going on in scientology today has actually been going on for the past
3,500 years. People believing in, worshiping, made-up stories, myths, and mythological characters. (Parallel:
Hubbard then DM . . . and Marty for a short time, LOL.)

He was right:
Nobody knows exactly how Scientologists are able to so manically ignore the obvious. Wait, that might generate a new term that is the exact equal and opposite of "obnosis". Perhaps.....
ignosis - noun. The modern science of suspending one's disbelief so thoroughly that the afflicted individual is able to rise above and ignore the obvious.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
I admit to having this flaw of continually asking myself "how could all this still
be continuing on year after year," especially after all the decades of explosive
reveals. I'm continually searching for a "why," if you will, to sooth my mind.

"In January 2025, I knew someone had to take the plunge. I did​
and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one​
ever to do so in 3,5000 years. I have all the data now, but will only​
give you a very short Cliff Notes version here." :coolwink:​

I worked with my AI Bot (artificial intelligence software) and also read some books
about the source and history of religions. Came up with an answer for myself.

For 3,500 hundred years or so, Moses was considered a real person and revered.
Today, most all scholars believe it was all a myth. A story made up by inventive
writers back in the day to form or control their religious flocks.

This out of it this way . . . the priest says to the farmer, "You toil in the fields and make
coins to support yourself. I toil in the temple to save you and you need to share
your coins with me."

There have been con men and grifters as long as there have been people walking
the earth. Con men were always around, looking for an angle to grift.

My take on Jesus and the early Bible right now is it was mostly all a fabrication to form
and control a tiny budding religion movement. It was written in pieces 40 to 100 years
after all the supposed dramatis personae of the Bible were long dead and buried.

The earliest progenitor of the Christian movement, Paul, wrote all his letters at least
40 years after Jesus had supposedly died. He interviewed no first hand witnesses. All
his "messages" from Jesus and god were in visions, dreams and inspirations, that is,
telepathic.

Back then, they knew where heaven was and promoted it. (Spoiler: heaven was known
to be just above the clouds and extended all the way to the moon. This is where all
the cosmic spiritual battles took place and their visions came from. Like the devil vs god
battle, and others.)

About 70 years after Jesus, an anonymous creative author crafted "The gospel according
to Mark." Again, no first hand interviews. Decades later, anonymous authors crafted
"Mathew and Luke," based on an expansion of Mark. Again more decades later, another
author crafted "John," based on the first three gospels.

Then for two thousand years the works were re-written and added to in myriad ways.
No one is complaining all this time. (Parallel: David Miscavige is currently rewriting and
repackaging the tech. Few inside complain.)

All that said, this Jesus story has held up for about 2,000 years.

The "end times," which were originally supposed to come in the lifetime of the original
apostles, are still being promoted today as coming soon. Very soon. Get ready people.
My Christian neighbor informed me of this fact. All the stars are aligning for end times.
(Parallel: OT 9 & 10 are coming soon. Very soon.)

Rosicrucianism was born in Europe in the early 1600's after publication of texts about a hitherto
unknown esoteric order to the world. It attracted many seekers. It's structured around arcane truths
of the ancient past, concealed from the average man, and offers insights into nature, the physical
universe and spiritual realms, much like scientology does today.

This collection of thick books outlining the principles and application of Rosicrucianism boil down
to being intellectual properties that have been monetized for centuries. Of no or questionable value,
but thick books nonetheless. I guess that's the main attraction. Four hundred years and counting, still going.

"The origins of Rosicrucianism are described in three anonymously published books attributed​
to Johann Valentin Andreae. The books describe the travels of Christian Rosenkreuz, who is​
generally considered to be a fictional character."​

Mormonism is filled with visions, sketchy stories, and has a questionable provenance, as it turns out.
The religion is going strong and very wealthy based on nothing, IMO.

I could go on and would have to write a book to cover everything. But, I'll wrap up since this is Cliff Notes.

God-shaped hole
The concept of a "god-shaped hole" in the human heart or spirit is a modern metaphor for a yearning
or need that desperately needs to be filled in human souls. It's a bottomless abyss and people will do
anything to fill it. Some say the only way to fill this hole is through a personal relationship with a god.
Some say fill it with a personal relationship with Hubbard and space opera. For others a good narrative
and fictional Jesus story -- as I pointed out earlier -- will work OK.

My conclusions:
-- From the beginning of time, most humans have a built-in flaw, wherein they can be trapped into these
movements and religions in an attempt to fill their god-shaped holes. This will never be fixed. People
are born with this gift or flaw apparently.
-- Con men have always existed throughout history and always will.
-- Grifters grift and always will.
-- Human nature is pretty much unchanging throughout history.
-- Hubbard's con is as old as time and based on a well-worn formula. "Start a religion."
-- Some people wise up and cognite as they get older, others apparently not.
-- No reason scientology doesn't go on forever at this point. People like to believe in made-up stories.
-- The same phenomenon we see going on in scientology today has actually been going on for the past
3,500 years. People believing in, worshiping, made-up stories, myths, and mythological characters. (Parallel:
Hubbard then DM . . . and Marty for a short time, LOL.)

He was right:


¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Terrific quick stride thru the history of religions and beliefs!

Thousands or hundreds of thousands of years into the future, scholars will study the popular superstitious beliefs/practices of homo sapiens of this time (5000 bc to 2100 ad). And they might have profound scientific insights into why and how religious & political cults were formed and became so popular. They might find the 'fatal flaw' of humans that cause many to become extinct and (in their place) newer and better humans by means of adaptive mutation.

On the other hand, they might have spectacularly simpler explanations about why people were willing to blow themselves up on behalf of a delusionally self-proclaimed "Messenger of God" that lived 16 centuries earlier. Or why they were jubilant to vote for a presidential candidate that could not answer questions, could not speak coherently and incessantly lied (Biden OR Harris). Or why people worshipped a 19th century con man who claimed to have placed a "seer stone" and his his face inside the hat in order to receive the messages of God which he transcribed on gold plates.

Maybe in the year 23,390 the "Einstein" of that period will instead discover something ridiculously unscientific and simple like this:

"Small children quite apparently like fictionally fanciful
bed-time stories because it helps them relax and go to sleep...
And similarly Scientology adults quite apparently like fictionally

fanciful stories as well, because it helps them relax and go anaten."

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ONE OF THE STRANGEST AND MOST REVEALING "TELLS"
SCIENTOLOGY HAS IS THAT THE WORD OF HUBBARD
IS SACREDLY INFALLIBLE. AND THUS THERE ARE
NEVER ANY QUESTIONS ALLOWED.


But what if a little Q & A time was granted?
What would happen if people were actually
permitted
to ask Dr. Hubbard questions?


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What would be so terrible if someone asked the top
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Uhhhh, yeah--okay.
I can kinda see now why
no questions are allowed.


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Just remembered there are a number of non-Americans that
post on or visit this website. For anyone unfamiliar with the
term "5th Amendment", it's the right to remain silent with
law enforcement and not self-incriminate.


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She yearns for the good ole days . . . happier times.

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Cool photos—captures the zeitgeist from the Golden Age of Liars & Looters!


CRIMINAL COP GREETED BY CRIMINAL COB WHO
DEPLOYS THE "DIPLOMAT'S DOUBLE-HANDSHAKE"
WHICH HE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIE "BEING THERE"

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A CROOKED COP - A MISANTHROPIC MAYOR
A CREEPY CULT CONMAN - A SLEAZY SP (SEXUAL PREDATOR)

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you too can have 'total freedom' to do ANYTHING
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