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SCIENTOLOGY'S MOST DIABOLICAL PARADOX
Scientology purports to recognize the limitlessly beautiful and supernatural divine nature of man.
To prove this, Scientology has vast amounts of "sacred scripture" that forbid ever "invalidating" a human being.
Instead, Scientology teaches that one must always "grant beingness" to every man, woman & child. And,
we must always recognize and validate that they were once omniscient Gods who tragically lost their
magical powers--so that they might once again rise, regain and reclaim their illustriously glorious
and true positions within the universe!
However. . .
What Scientology and its gurus actually do is quite startling different.
In fact, Hubbard's "benevolent" philosophy and technology are the screaming antithesis of
the stated goals and intent to "rehabilitate" homo sapiens to his former state of "Supreme Being".
What Hubbard diabolically devised was a "Bridge" that begins with the premise that you are a
"degraded being" due to your crimes and evil intentions. You are so bad off that you can no longer
remember your past (trillions of years) nor can you even do the simplest (operating) thetan task
like traveling outside your meat body.
The premise of Scientology is that if you follow all Hubbard's directives, orders and "commands",
you are guaranteed to become the God that you once were. And at that moment you will be able
to cause any miracle to occur at your slightest whim. (
e.g. Need some extra cash to buy that waterfront
mansion in Monte Carlo for $231m? No problem. Just make a "postulate" and the physical universe
cash will suddenly appear. You don't need to work or even suffer the indignity of driving to the bank
to pick up the money. It just "manifests" in reality right in your living room while you are sipping
CalMag out of a champagne glass and watching re-runs of Start Trek!)
Scientology informs its faithfully trusting congregants that if they CANNOT acquire all their
miraculous powers, it means they are far more degraded and/or far more evil than others.
To fully appreciate the malevolently manipulative misanthropy of Scientology, it often requires
an analogy. Because viewing Scientology directly can be blindingly bizarre and disorienting.
Ergo, here is a very simple way to get the concept fully:
IMAGINE INSTEAD THAT SCIENTOLOGY WAS A TECHNOLOGY
INVENTED FOR A DIFFERENT PURPOSE THAN RAISING
HOMO SAPIENS UP TO THE SUPERNATURAL "HOMO NOVIS"
LET'S LIKEWISE CALL THIS ANALOGOUS SCENARIO THE "COS".
BUT NOT "THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY. INSTEAD LET'S NAME IT:
The Church Of Simian-ology
Now, imagine that body routers bring in the org's first prospect...
an untrained and unaudited DC...
Degraded Chimp
Welcome to the Church Of Simian-ology!
We'd like to teach you about our church! Let's
begin with the word of our found Dr. L. Ron Hubbard.
Ron states in holy scripture that you are in fact a quadrillion
year old entity---that was once upon a time a human being!
That's right! You were a Homo Sapiens!!! Amazing right?
And back in the day you weren't swinging around on jungle
branches and mindlessly chattering stupid monkey sounds. Back
on the wholetrack you used to even look kinda like a human
and you wore human clothes. Now, I want you to close your eyes
and get a picture in your mind of you wearing a plaid shirt and khakis...
Excellent. Now WHO is looking at that picture?
That's right YOU were looking at your nicely pressed collegiate outfit!
You are doing so well, you are the kind of simian we are looking for
because you are one of the "able" apes that can make it all the very
top of our Bridge to Total Human-ness! Pretty amazing right?!
Right now, however, you are very unfortunately still a PH.
That's a Pre-Human. But the good news is that we have all the tech
to rocket you up the Bridge so you will once again become a human
being just like Ron--and we guarantee that you will recover all your
miraculous human powers! Once you reach that state, you'll be able to speak
and to read and do text messaging on your iPhone and even drive your car
every day to the university---where you are studying to become a brain
surgeon or anything else you desire! Can you even imagine being fully
freed of the MEST trap of living in a zoo cage like an animal?!!!
Well, that's better, you're really coming uptone now!
Can you now see that without Ron's tech your
ruin of being a chimpanzee will get far worse
and you will suffer for eternity. And hey, you'll
be used for medical research and tortured
if you don't get started on your Bridge now!
I can see you are very worried now that you
have been briefed on Dr. Hubbard's discoveries. So,m
let us help you get started on your Bridge. First we need
to do a "tech estimate". Are you able to read? No? Okay
let me write that down for the C/S. Can you at least
speak, what's your full name and where do you live?
Nothing? You can't speak either. Hmmm, this is pretty
bad, you are far more degraded than we expected. Well,
that's okay we'll just adjust your tech estimate. You are going
to need 500 hours of auditing to reach Operating Simian.
How much money do you currently have in your bank ?
No bank account either? Jeez! I see you're going downtone again.
You might think your situation is hopeless but maybe I can help you.
First let me r-factor you that if Ron's tech does not work on you, you
will be the first chimpanzee in history that failed. Because the tech
works 100% of the time on 100% of all chimps! Now, if it doesn't
bring you up to the state of Human, it means you are evil and
will probably get declared SC, Suppressive Chimp. And then
none of the other chimps will even talk to you. Not
even your chimp wife or your chimp kids!
What's that? You will do ANYTHING to avoid all these future nightmares!?!
Okay, look -- you don't have any money. But we are still willing to help you.
Do you know how to sign your name? Nooooo? OMG. You are really degraded!
Okay, I'll sign it for you. It's a contract that says you will get FREE
auditing all the way up to Operating Siminian! It's only a
billion years, and then after that, you can enjoy using
all your miraculous powers for the rest of eternity.
Amazing right, you can do anything you can dream
of. Hey, since you'll be able to speak you'll also
be able to sing so you can become the world's
biggest rock star, no problem at all! Now,
close your eyes and get a picture of
a rock star....who is looking at that
picture? That's right, YOU are!
Welcome aboard, now you're
a real Simian-ologist!
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