HelluvaHoax!
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I. Hubbard's was a man of action! He didn't care to dilly-dally about, so he got right down to business, telling his first lie in the first thing he ever typed. However, even back in 1950 he knew about gradients, so waited until the 4th word:
Having zero observational powers, it is understandable how Scientologists are unable to see what the other 7.4 billion people on earth can plainly see. That within Scientology there are no Clears, OTs, super powers, miracles or even the common sense to ask to see anybody do anything special.
Revelation: Whatever Scientologists believe "TR-O" does to help them BE THERE, it provably does not work. And there is a compelling case that Scientologists practicing their "zero" are not there at all, or they would easily notice that Scientology is a hoax.
III. [ Still being researched ]: Feel free to submit the findings of your own scientific whole-track research along with your worksheets and all the meter reads plainly marked.
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Here at the headquarters of the Church of Hoaxology
we are working hard on researching & publishing a short list of the:
FIRST 3 STUPID SCIENTOLOGY LIES
In an earlier post---somewhere in the first 10 years of the multi-part STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY thread (see archived links here), we discovered the first lie that Hubbard told prospective marks.we are working hard on researching & publishing a short list of the:
FIRST 3 STUPID SCIENTOLOGY LIES
I. Hubbard's was a man of action! He didn't care to dilly-dally about, so he got right down to business, telling his first lie in the first thing he ever typed. However, even back in 1950 he knew about gradients, so waited until the 4th word:
Dianetics: The Modern Science Of Mental Health
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II. Hubbards 2nd stupid lie was not discovered until today, due to being hidden behind thickly billowing clouds of stupidity emanating from it. It was always right there on the first course that all cult members are required to do. It was on the first page of course, right at the top.- - -
Training Routine Zero (TR-0)
This is the drill to ensure that the Scientologist is...present. They call it "present time". TR zero literally gives a Scientologist the newfound ability to "Be There". New inductees and veteran Scientologists alike assume the "zero" refers to this being the first drill. While there may be some truth to that, there is an equal and opposite meaning to that word. Because all Hubbard's training is dedicated ensuring that the Scientologist is NOT there. NOT in present time. In fact, they are indoctrinated so thoroughly that it's considered an advanced OT power to have zero attention units in present time, ask zero questions, have zero doubts about anything one is told.
Having zero observational powers, it is understandable how Scientologists are unable to see what the other 7.4 billion people on earth can plainly see. That within Scientology there are no Clears, OTs, super powers, miracles or even the common sense to ask to see anybody do anything special.
Revelation: Whatever Scientologists believe "TR-O" does to help them BE THERE, it provably does not work. And there is a compelling case that Scientologists practicing their "zero" are not there at all, or they would easily notice that Scientology is a hoax.
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III. [ Still being researched ]: Feel free to submit the findings of your own scientific whole-track research along with your worksheets and all the meter reads plainly marked.
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