NotsoNutsoNow
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I was examining Slappy's ever-changing statistics, unauthorised mind you, and was wondering if anyone knows if 'Failed Marriages' is now a major or minor statistic in the Cult of $cientology?View attachment 2648
David Miscavige: There was never a woman in the boat with Ron. Fake news! It's all CNN Marcab Black PR. Ron never had a second wife -- and I never had a first wife! Tom Cruise has had three wives and this is part of the confusion caused by MEST arithmetic.
If it is a major statistic has it replaced an existing Gross Divisional Statistic or is there now a twelfth? Just to remind you:
The eleven Gross Divisional Statistics:
- Division 7 – Fully Paid Completions of a Service (Paid Comps/PC).
- Division 1 – Number of Qualified Staff Recruited in the Week (QSR).
- Division 2 – Gross Income (GI).
- Division 2 – Gross Book Sales (GBS).
- Division 3 – Cash On Hand (COH).
- Division 3 – Cash Owing (CO) (a reverse statistic where the figure decreasing would be an up statistic).
- Division 4 – Value of Service Delivered (VSD).
- Division 4 – Student Points (SP).
- Division 4 – Well-Done Therapy Hours (WDAHs).
- Division 5 – Fully Qualified and Trained Staff Member in the Org (organisation) (Cof$ busine$$ centre), cumulative (QTSM).
- Division 6 – $cientologists Arrived for the First Time at the Advanced Organisation Saint Hill (Cof$ busine$$ centre) for Paying Service (SAFT).
And, are there any prerequisites to the cult course ‘How I could have saved my marriage’ – introduction written by Tom Cruise of Marriages Anonymous, who has just returned from his world tour ‘How to lose wives and make divorce lawyers rich’.
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