TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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Some ex-Scientologists and Indie Scientologists have debated and disagreed about:

WHEN EXACTLY DID L. RON HUBBARD
BEGIN LYING ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY TECH?

Faithful readers of "The Stupid Thread" may recall that I have gone on record with my opinion on the subject. Perhaps shockingly, I do not think Ron was lying from the very beginning.

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As we can directly observe (above) the lying did not begin with DIANETICS, it came much later on the 4th word ("science").

However, there is another fascinating thing that also happened back then in 1950, in the Dianetic Garden of Eden when the original sin (i.e. calling it "science") was committed. Hubbard simultaneously took a second bite of the apple of the forbidden tree and revealed the original gimmick that was going to evermore be coupled with the original sin for the next 70 years.

Said marketing gimmick is revealed in an OPEN LETTER Hubbard wrote to readers of Astounding Science Fiction in August 1950 in response to that magazine publishing the article "Dianetics: The Evolution Of A Science".

Take a quick peek and you will soon begin to see a distinctive pattern (and patter) that was manifest in Hubbard's body of work for the next 36 years.

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Hubbard's Letter: (key lines bolded)
Dear Readers:
I would like to express my deep appreciation for the magnificent response given to the article: “Dianetics: The Evolution Of A Science.”
Over two thousand letters arrived in the offices of this magazine and Hermitage House in New York, the publishers of the handbook. As the letters are still arriving, as this is written, at the rate of more than two hundred per day, I cannot say with accuracy what the total response will be. Less than fifteen of these letters were adversely critical and only three were thoroughly “agin” dianetics; in that one of the three was from a young gentleman who was on the verge of receiving his master’s degree in psychology, the bitterness of the letter is easy to understand and one is rather moved to feel sympathy with the writer. A score of two thousand in favor to three against rather tends to swallow up the opposition and to carry out a principle I have often noted, that the wild protests against dianetics forecast by some of its supporters fails to materialize as soon as an accurate knowledge of it is communicated
The publication of the article seems to have saved several lives. And it has gained very considerable report for the new science. Over fifty medical doctors and psychiatrists wrote letters couched in terms of high approval. Not one single individual whose profession was intimately connected with mental work and who was experienced with it found fault with dianetics; indeed, it seems that those who best understand through professional work the problems of the mind are those who most readily grasp and accept dianetics. The roll call of professionals intensely interested in dianetics now contains some of the most prominent authorities on the mind in the United States. The enthusiasm of response has been most gratifying. Dianetics seems to have taken off like several V -2 rockets in a bundle but, we hope, with a more constructive purpose.
It would be quite beyond me as a matter of sheer labor to answer the many queries on specific points which were contained in some of the letters. No point advanced in any of these letters is not covered in the handbook. The article was, of necessity, brief and sketchy in spots. In the 180,000 words of the handbook adequate coverage is given to all points. Of course some of the letters were answered because they had an emergency status. Example : I am contemplating suicide, can dianetics help me? Example: I have for some time considered the commission of a murder, what can dianetics do for me that will make it unnecessary? Example: my baby is about to be born, what can I do to make the birth easier? Dianetics can help in each case, certainly.
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FULL LETTER AT CAROLINE LETKEMEN'S OUTSTANDING SITE

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Thus we can clearly see that Hubbard was not content with merely CLAIMING that his work was science. No. He was a shrewd enough con man too understand that lacking any scientific basis, clinical trials or even research, he had to commit the second sin of creating it.

This is precisely when the core hoax dynamics was first piloted. It was diabolically simple and required melding only two (2) different elements, much like water (H20).

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Scientology's ocean of lies has an essential molecular structure that is likewise H20.

1 part "O"
(Original sin--claiming it's science)

2 parts "H"
(Hyperbole)

Hubbardian Hyperbole--like ice cream, comes in many flavors. All super sweet to the taste but instead of making gluttons fat, it makes status-starved-scientologists fatuous.

The main flavors which you will undoubtedly recognize are:


- - MASSIVE NUMBERS AGREE! (that grew from Hubbard's original claim of "2000" fan letters, to modern day Scientology's claim of 20,000,000 Scientologists.
- - PEOPLE LOVE OUR TECHNOLOGY! (see our glowing success stories to prove it, but please don't look at our files which reveal that 98% of the miracle recipients blew Scientology because it didn't work)
- - EXPERTS AGREE! Famous people are Scientologists (originally rocket scientists but more lately movie actors)
- - MIRACLES! So many people around the world experienced authentic miracles. (But unfortunately our corporate policies do not allow anyone to demonstrate any evidence any of said miracles, because that would be a disreputable "parlor trick". And our integrity is such that we'd much rather let cancer patients die than pull a cheap stunt like curing them where people can observe it.)

RECAP: The formula for Scientology is therefore TELL A BOLD LIE followed by HYPERBOLICALLY CLAIM EVIDENCE for the lie with unverifiable facts.

Hubbard quickly determined that the most effective hyperbole was to claim that people AGREED that his "science" worked. Thus, the frantic claims of tens of millions of members and the frenetic building of orgs around the world to service what he assured everyone was "overwhelming demand". It is not 70 years later and the cult's number one scam gimmick is building "IDEAL ORGS" that prove its popularity--and therefore effectiveness.

Hubbard was in fact so enamored with that trick ('Everyone Agrees!") that he even incorporated it into his church's sacred scripture as follows:


"REALITY IS AGREEMENT"

Two roads diverged in a SciFi story
Science & Fiction
Scientologists took the road less real

And that has made all the difference




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SCIENTOLOGY'S PROBLEM: People on this planet don't want Scientology. After 70 years and many billions of dollars of promotion, the Church Of Scientology still only has approximately 20,000 active members worldwide.

- STADIUM THAT SEATS 20,000 PEOPLE -
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SCIENTOLOGY'S COSMIC COMPLICATION: The more Scientology promotes and coerces people to buy its lavishly expensive yet worthless products, the more people become aware of its avaricious fraud. Thus the harder the cult tries to force the public to love Ron and his technology---the faster becomes the viral spread of the public's rejection & ridicule of their hoax.

SCIENTOLOGY SPOTS THE SOURCE OF THEIR PROBLEM AND MAKES IT VANISH: They do this every year, but the problem never vanishes . So they come up with a new solution the next year---and they have done this for 70 years and 70 sure-fire "miraculous breakthroughs" that failed. Half the time Scientology's solution is a new auditing "rundown" and the other half its a new way to market the old rundown.

WE CAN'T CLEAR THE PLANET BECAUSE (examples):

- - OT III: The solution to why Clears are still degraded humans with psychosomatic disease, bad memories, low tone levels, money problems and mental illness. [ Explanation: "You really did attain the miraculous state of Clear, but you have hundreds of thousands of invisible pre-Clear aliens that are screwing up your life!" ]​
- - EXPANDED DIANETICS: Explanation: "Ron meant it when he told you that "man is basically good", but you have a little problem there pal. Ya see, when Ron said that he didn't know that you have been doing some horrible things on the wholetrack and you decided to develop 'evil purposes', which is not Ron's fault at all. However, these evil purposes can be audited out and your full and glorious state of Clear will yours to enjoy for eternity!")​
- - IDEAL ORGS: Obviously we could not Clear the planet before because our orgs have linoleum floors and the tech only works on Italian marble floors.​
- - CELEBRITIES: We couldn't Clear the planet because we need movie stars. When we have movie stars then people will finally believe that we can cure cancer and fly out of our bodies. We can't just show them the miracles because that would be a "parlor trick" which Ron said we don't do. But Ron did say that it's okay for a moviestar to talk about our miracles.​
- - DRUGS: We couldn't Clear the planet because everyone is on drugs, either this lifetime or on the wholetrack--which clouds their thinking so that they are not able to believe our miraculous claims. However, we now can fix all that with the Purification Rundown which is so miraculous that you not only get out your this lifetime drugs but you also sweat out drugs you took trillions of years ago in other bodies.​
- - PEOPLE ARE CREEPED OUT BY OUR ORGS: They won't come inside for reasons we don't know, but we can fix that by sending out Scientologists into the environment in yellow shirts to set up yellow tents. Once wogs are told to come in the tent where we can touch their bodies all over with our index fingers, they will stop being creeped out and want to pay $600,000 for Total Freedom.​
- - PEOPLE DON'T LOVE OUR TECH BECAUSE THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT: Our bright idea this year is to sell them the Student Hat course so they can comprehend what they are reading. Once they finish the Student Hat Course they will never blow Scientology from "misunderstoods" and they will stop feeling "feeling blank" when we ask they where they are hiding cash & charge cards from us.​
- - PEOPLE WON'T REACH FOR SCIENTOLOGY BECAUSE THEY NEED RON: That's why they won't buy Ron's books! We can solve this so easily by giving them free books with our "LIBRARY DONATION PROGRAM". Then they don't have to even come in our Ideal Orgs or buy anything and they can read all of Ron's tech for free! Once they read our Founder's words they will have a personal relationship with him and they'll be literally throwing money at us and begging for auditing.​
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FAQ:​

QUESTION: Wait, didn't Ron write a policy called "Free Service Free Fall" that made it a HIGH CRIME and SUPPRESSIVE ACT to ever give any Scientology to someone who hadn't paid dearly for it? Didn't Ron also state that if you give any Scientology benefits to someone who hasn't paid bundles of money, it will make that person into a "criminal"? So, how can you now put free Scientology books in all the 117,000 libraries across the USA----wouldn't that create a crimewave?​
ANSWER: Not at all. You see we don't actually give Ron's priceless tech away for free. Every book we donate to a library is paid for by a Scientologist!​
QUESTION: Wait a minute! If a Scientologist pays for the "free book", the wog in the library never paid for it. So how do they not become a criminal?​
ANSWER: Um, well....you won't really understand it until you get on your upper OT levels.​
QUESTION: Try me.​
ANSWER: Okay, this is very upper level OT material but I can give you a confidential r-factor. You see, Ron discovered something called "Pan Determinism" where an uptone OT being takes total responsibility for not only themselves but other beings as well. Okay, so the Scientologist who pays for the library donation books is "taking full responsibility" for the wog getting free LRH books.​
QUESTION: Interesting! So, can one of these uptone pan-determined OTs take total responsibility for paying for me to go up the Bridge to also become an uptone pan-determined OT?​
ANSWER: No. That would make you a criminal. Nothing is free here because this is a church--not a library!​
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Love the in-depth approach to your submissions. So factual, so witty, so humourous:)
 
The latest "Hooray For Us" datum that is being broadcast in the bubble is this (forgive me for no attachments. On the deck, glass of cab, listening to the birds.).

"5000 NEW DMSMH BOOKS WERE GIVEN PRIORITY SHIPPING, THIS SINCE THE LOCKDOWN."

We had a busy day but she had mentioned it earlier in passing.

Our thoughts they were probably shipping to themselves.
 
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There is a tech treasure quietly buried inside that promo piece!

ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE!

That, by any standards, is a beautiful and priceless gift!

All Scientologists should express their gratitude for that! They probably can all do so very conveniently in one (1) THANK YOU NOTE TO RON, which they all sign. This DevT reduction is possible because when they each achieve their goals in life, they all coincidentally have the same goal!

What are the odds?!

Making it even more miraculous is that all Scientologists' personal goal just happens to be identical to Ron's personal goal: "To Clear This Planet".

Best of all, Ron has selflessly streamlined the Bridge so that each Scientology man, woman and child can achieve their own personal goal for under a million dollars each---which is probably below his cost.

:hattip:

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Instead of doing Division 6 courses at a local Cof$ busine$$ centre (Idle Morgue) or Cof$ mini busine$$ centre (Mission) where customers can return home after a day of controlling, indoctrination, hypnotising and brainwashing they are anchored to the Notso Freedung. How many of those adolescents are going to be coerced or forced into signing the billion-year contract and then upon signing compelled to commence the contract immediately without ever returning home?

Moreover, how hard up must the Notso Freedung be to be delivering Division 6 courses? It is supposed to be used for delivering OT VIII therapy, which is yet another violation of El Con's policy by Slappy and his minions.

And, for those thinking that they are going to catch up with El Con on Project Two consider what sought of disciplinary action he is going to hand out to you for continually and continuously wilfully violating his doctrine – I hardly think the Nuremberg defence is going to cut it.

If there are any fence-sitters out there please get any parent thinking of sending their kids to the Notso Freedung to read the contributions on this and other like sites. Most of us have been there, done that and are endeavouring to right and prevent further wrongs. All the best :)
 

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Yeah, that's a bargain!

I can't wait to order my copy of a scientific hoax from a bunch of deluded cultists who didn't quarantine before they touched and breathed and coughed and sneezed on my copy of: "HAVE YOU LIVED BEFORE THIS CORONA-CONTAMINATED BOOK?"

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That 5X graph worries me a bit.
As usual there are no numbers on it.

- SAFE ASSUMPTION -
- - The left part of the graph was a sale of ONE (1) copy
to a staff member who donated it to a library in Sineloa
in hopes that the head of the world's leading drug cartel
would read it and come to his senses and knock it off.

- - Then, suddenly the trend spiked up to FIVE (5) copies

- - FOUR (4) of those copies were sold to 4 former Int'l executives posted at
the Planetary Dissemination Org --who failed to handle the previous
40 years of crashed book sales. So they were assigned Treason
and as part of their amends project to make up the damage by
"booming book sales", they each bought one (1) book.


- - ONE (1) copy was sold to Japanese soldier who has been hiding in
a remote Philippine jungle island since World War II--refusing to believe that
Japan had lost the war and surrendered. However some discarded
crates of Scientology promo floated ashore and he eagerly read
about Dr. Hubbard's miraculous tech and he asked a local
fisherman to please order him a book when he goes
back to his village on the mainland.


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The latest "Hooray For Us" datum that is being broadcast in the bubble is this (forgive me for no attachments. On the deck, glass of cab, listening to the birds.).

"5000 NEW DMSMH BOOKS WERE GIVEN PRIORITY SHIPPING, THIS SINCE THE LOCKDOWN."

We had a busy day but she had mentioned it earlier in passing.

Our thoughts they were probably shipping to themselves.
It would be amusing to see the Cult of $cientology’s logistics department in operation.

Feverishly packing and posting DMSMH to existing customers who upon receipt merely return the sent item. The returned items are then unwrapped, rewrapped and readdressed to the same existing customers, and so on and so on.

The used wrapping paper is sent to the WC In-Charge who allocates it to the TP Communicator for distribution to local busine$$ centre loos.
 
This datum speaks of red meat for regging. It is one of those stories that you hear that you just suspect is stretched. I would hear these and turn a blind eye.
 
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PART 1 OF 2

WHAT DOES A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR
SUPER-IDEAL
SUPER-UPSTAT
SUPER-UPTONE
SUPER-ETHICAL
SUPER-TRUTHFUL
SUPER-RELIGIOUS
SUPER-POWERFUL
SUPER-TOTAL CAUSE
SUPER-RESPONSIBLE
SUPER-HUMANITARIAN
SUPER-CODE OF HONORABLE

RELIGION DO
WHEN THE TRUTH IS
THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY
NOT-IDEAL
DOWN-STAT
DOWN-TONE
UN-ETHICAL
UN-TRUTHFUL
UN-RELIGIOUS
UN-POWERFUL
TOTAL EFFECT
IR-RESPONSIBLE
UN-HUMANITARIAN
DIS-HONORABLE

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L I E !

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Okay, now that we've gotten the "BASICS" out of the way, let's proceed
to today's glowing example of how pathologically crazed the cult lying
is--in its fanatical effort to appear to be an ideal religion, creating
an ideal world without criminality, with its ideal technology.

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END OF PART I

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PART 2

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Okay, now that we've gotten the "BASICS" out of the way, let's proceed
to today's glowing example of how pathologically crazed the cult lying
is--in its fanatical effort to appear to be an ideal religion, creating
an ideal world without criminality, with its ideal technology.
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Today's sermon is unusual insofar-as we are going to place the
ENDING of the story first and then just below that we are
going to tell the BEGINNING of the story last.


- THE ENDING -
WHICH CITY IN AMERICA IS THE #1
MOST DANGEROUS
MOST VIOLENT
MOST MURDEROUS

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- ANSWER -
ST. LOUIS !


- THE BEGINNING -
DURING AND AFTER THE 2014 ST. LOUIS AREA RIOTS
CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY MINISTERS BEGAN A WAVE
OF HANDING OUT "THE WAY TO HAPPINESS" BROCHURES.
THEY IMMEDIATELY CLAIMED THAT THE CRIME RATE HAD
PLUMMETED DUE TO HUBBARD'S MIRACULOUS TECH.

IN FACT A POST ON THE STUPID THREAD BACK AT THAT
TIME REVEALED THAT THE MURDER & CRIME RATE
WAS ACTUALLY GOING UP! JEEZ, MAYBE IT TAKES
TIME FOR THE TECH TO WORK, SO WE RE-CHECKED
TODAY (APRIL 9, 2020) TO SEE IF THE HAPPINESS TECH
HAD FINALLY STARTED WORKING AND THE CRIME
RATE HAD NOW BECOME IDEAL, AS CLAIMED.

IN AN UPDATED STUDY OF "THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES IN AMERICA"
THE NUMBER 1 MOST DANGEROUS & MURDEROUS CITY IS
THE WINNING WAY TO HAPPINESS CITY--
ST. LOUIS!

( CLICK ON LINK HERE )


HOWEVER, IGNORE THOSE ENTURBULATING WOG STATS AND SIT BACK
AND ENJOY THE "WORLD'S MOST ETHICAL PEOPLE" PROUDLY
SHARING THEIR PERPETUALLY UPSTAT SCIENTOLOGY STATS
IN THE FOLLOWING "SCN CAN HANDLE THAT!" VIDEO!
THE CULT IS THRILLED TO BRING YOU THE GOOD
NEWS OF HOW THEY PERFORMED MIRACLES
IN ST. LOUIS AND ARE CREATING A CITY
AND A WORLD WITHOUT CRIME!



DECIBEL WARNING: The obnoxiously bouncy, oily, smarmy, sacredly sanctimonious announcer's
impossibly rapturous & triumphant voice (recorded at an audio setting of 11) is the first clue that
Scientology did not create a world without crime, because he's a lying cult conman & shill.


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END OF PART 2
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PART 2

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Okay, now that we've gotten the "BASICS" out of the way, let's proceed
to today's glowing example of how pathologically crazed the cult lying
is--in its fanatical effort to appear to be an ideal religion, creating
an ideal world without criminality, with its ideal technology.
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Today's sermon is unusual insofar-as we are going to place the
ENDING of the story first and then just below that we are
going to tell the BEGINNING of the story last.


- THE ENDING -
WHICH CITY IN AMERICA IS THE #1
MOST DANGEROUS
MOST VIOLENT
MOST MURDEROUS

? ? ?


- ANSWER -
ST. LOUIS !


- THE BEGINNING -
DURING AND AFTER THE 2014 ST. LOUIS AREA RIOTS
CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY MINISTERS BEGAN A WAVE
OF HANDING OUT "THE WAY TO HAPPINESS" BROCHURES.
THEY IMMEDIATELY CLAIMED THAT THE CRIME RATE HAD
PLUMMETED DUE TO HUBBARD'S MIRACULOUS TECH.

IN FACT A POST ON THE STUPID THREAD BACK AT THAT
TIME REVEALED THAT THE MURDER & CRIME RATE
WAS ACTUALLY GOING UP! JEEZ, MAYBE IT TAKES
TIME FOR THE TECH TO WORK, SO WE RE-CHECKED
TODAY (APRIL 9, 2020) TO SEE IF THE HAPPINESS TECH
HAD FINALLY STARTED WORKING AND THE CRIME
RATE HAD NOW BECOME IDEAL, AS CLAIMED.

IN AN UPDATED STUDY OF "THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES IN AMERICA"
THE NUMBER 1 MOST DANGEROUS & MURDEROUS CITY IS
THE WINNING WAY TO HAPPINESS CITY--
ST. LOUIS!

( CLICK ON LINK HERE )


HOWEVER SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE FOLLOWING
"SCN CAN HANDLE THAT!" VIDEO THAT THE
CULT RELEASED TO THE WORLD--ABOUT
HOW THEY WERE PERFORMING
MIRACLES IN ST. LOUIS AND
CREATING A WORLD
WITHOUT CRIME!


WARNING: The obnoxiously bouncy, oily, smarmy, sacredly sanctimonious announcer's
impossibly rapturous & triumphant voice is the first clue that they did not create
a world without crime, because he's a lying cult conman & shill.



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END OF PART 2
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Oh you just keep nattering because you went past an MU.

The tech needs time to work, things will get worse before they can get better. Big pharma and the psychs are engaging in multi-million dollar sabotage. Scientology makes the able more able and does not show-off with cheap parlor tricks. If more people started getting processing it would improve rapidly. You shouldn't believe everything the media says. If you want to help, go donate to narconon.


... wow, I can just go on and on with these thought-stopping cliches. I think we should create a thread for people to list these.
 
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SCIENTOLOGY HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY ABOUT HOW THEIR CHURCH IS CREATING A WORLD WITHOUT CRIME BY HANDING OUT A BOOKLET THAT REMINDS CRIMINALS TO NOT COMMIT CRIME. ON FULL DISPLAY BEHIND THE PODIUM ARE ALL OF SCIENTOLOGY'S BOOKS, AUDIO TAPES & E-METERS. THEN THEY TOOK QUESTIONS. . .


INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST
Question for the minister--sir you claimed that your Way To Happiness booklets handled
crime in South America and made the murder capital of America, St. Louis, a sane and
safe space where the tech created a city without criminality. But, in looking over
hundreds of articles and government and law enforcement statistics, they all
agree that St. Louis is still America's most dangerous, violent and murderous
city. This seems to be a troubling contradiction, can you kindly give us an
explanation why you are bragging about making St. Louis an Ideal City?
What in the world makes you think that your tech can stop crime?

SCIENTOLOGY MINISTER
(pointing to the sensitivity knob
on the newly released e-meter
)

. . . these go up to 11.

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In Scientology who gets what percentage of blame for what happens?

Does the cult guru get 100% of the blame?
Or does the cult member get 50% of the blame?
Or is there another more just metric?


- I'm kind of leaning this way -

IN ALL CULTS THERE IS A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP

The craven cult conman craves collaborative & contributing culties, and--
The credulous culties crave a contemptibly creepy charlatan commander. It's--
The c-org---a criminally cringey and corrupt commodore & cob with
their curiously cooperative churchgoing clowns and casualties.


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PART 2

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Okay, now that we've gotten the "BASICS" out of the way, let's proceed
to today's glowing example of how pathologically crazed the cult lying
is--in its fanatical effort to appear to be an ideal religion, creating
an ideal world without criminality, with its ideal technology.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


Today's sermon is unusual insofar-as we are going to place the
ENDING of the story first and then just below that we are
going to tell the BEGINNING of the story last.


- THE ENDING -
WHICH CITY IN AMERICA IS THE #1
MOST DANGEROUS
MOST VIOLENT
MOST MURDEROUS

? ? ?


- ANSWER -
ST. LOUIS !


- THE BEGINNING -
DURING AND AFTER THE 2014 ST. LOUIS AREA RIOTS
CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY MINISTERS BEGAN A WAVE
OF HANDING OUT "THE WAY TO HAPPINESS" BROCHURES.
THEY IMMEDIATELY CLAIMED THAT THE CRIME RATE HAD
PLUMMETED DUE TO HUBBARD'S MIRACULOUS TECH.

IN FACT A POST ON THE STUPID THREAD BACK AT THAT
TIME REVEALED THAT THE MURDER & CRIME RATE
WAS ACTUALLY GOING UP! JEEZ, MAYBE IT TAKES
TIME FOR THE TECH TO WORK, SO WE RE-CHECKED
TODAY (APRIL 9, 2020) TO SEE IF THE HAPPINESS TECH
HAD FINALLY STARTED WORKING AND THE CRIME
RATE HAD NOW BECOME IDEAL, AS CLAIMED.

IN AN UPDATED STUDY OF "THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES IN AMERICA"
THE NUMBER 1 MOST DANGEROUS & MURDEROUS CITY IS
THE WINNING WAY TO HAPPINESS CITY--
ST. LOUIS!

( CLICK ON LINK HERE )


HOWEVER, IGNORE THOSE ENTURBULATING WOG STATS AND SIT BACK
AND ENJOY THE "WORLD'S MOST ETHICAL PEOPLE" PROUDLY
SHARING THEIR PERPETUALLY UPSTAT SCIENTOLOGY STATS
IN THE FOLLOWING "SCN CAN HANDLE THAT!" VIDEO!
THE CULT IS THRILLED TO BRING YOU THE GOOD
NEWS OF HOW THEY PERFORMED MIRACLES
IN ST. LOUIS AND ARE CREATING A CITY
AND A WORLD WITHOUT CRIME!



DECIBEL WARNING: The obnoxiously bouncy, oily, smarmy, sacredly sanctimonious announcer's
impossibly rapturous & triumphant voice (recorded at an audio setting of 11) is the first clue that
Scientology did not create a world without crime, because he's a lying cult conman & shill.


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END OF PART 2
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All things Dianetic$ and $cientology: The Way To Crappiness
 
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In Scientology who gets what percentage of blame for what happens?

Does the cult guru get 100% of the blame?
Or does the cult member get 50% of the blame?
Or is there another more just metric?


- I'm kind of leaning this way -

IN ALL CULTS THERE IS A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP

The craven cult conman craves collaborative & contributing culties, and--
The credulous culties crave a contemptibly creepy charlatan commander. It's--
The c-org---a criminally cringey and corrupt commodore & cob with
their curiously cooperative churchgoing clowns and casualties.


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Scientology is one of those cults where the blame is widely distributed and when put back together it turns out that the numbers exceed 100%. Often it feels like everything is everyone's fault to the highest degree possible.
 
Scientology is one of those cults where the blame is widely distributed and when put back together it turns out that the numbers exceed 100%. Often it feels like everything is everyone's fault to the highest degree possible.

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LOL!
Yes that is perfectly consistent with the H³ technology.

Hubbardian Hubris & Hyperbole! It's a serious multiplier!

20,000 Scientologists becomes 20,000,000!

If the gross income stats are down on selling 100% workable technology, one can rather simply solve this dilemma by promoting the brand new:

150% WORKABLE TECH!
This is a scientifically provable metric. For example when one (1) OT audits themselves on OT VIII, the effects of blowing BTs is far greater than one just one individual. It reverses the theta-to-entheta ratio across the 4th Dynamic on this planet. It thereby frees all mankind.

At one time the tech's workability accelerated and advanced up to 437%, which naturally impacted not just beings but MEST as well--as witnessed by those back-bedroom solo auditing sessions causing the entire Berlin Wall to collapse. The church was unfortunately forced to dial back the horsepower a bit after that, because that level of workability also caused Scientologists' businesses, personal finance and dynamics to collapse.

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It would be amusing to see the Cult of $cientology’s logistics department in operation.

Feverishly packing and posting DMSMH to existing customers who upon receipt merely return the sent item. The returned items are then unwrapped, rewrapped and readdressed to the same existing customers, and so on and so on.

The used wrapping paper is sent to the WC In-Charge who allocates it to the TP Communicator for distribution to local busine$$ centre loos.
You would like to see Scientology's logistic department in operation???

Take a guess at how that would actually look if you were privy to such highly classified information
Remember the International Justice Chief... that powerful eccleseastical figure in the sky, the man behind the curtain, the man who held your eternity in his hands.....
Mister " International Justice Chief", Mike Ellis, who was TOO FAT TO FLY

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