TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

I am sooo biased about that question.

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LOL. PERFECT!

But, oh damn, I just posted something before I saw your masterwork (above) about our favorite suicidal messiah.
Your graphic captures the crazy far more profoundly, so I am writing in your name on the ballot for 2020 President.

That Time Cover (above) is an instant classic!!!

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[Alanzo]

February 18, 1999: Ex-Scientologist finally leaves Scientology and reads about SO#1 line from other Exes (which was hidden from him and lied about to him the whole time he was a Scientologist by Marty Mike and Dave - and everyone else in the Command Channel below them) and has the Major Stable Cognition that - "Holy Shit! Ron was DEAD when those fuckers sent that letter to me!"

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Don't like wog magazines like Time? Here's a copy of Source.

Miscavige studying LRH's folders on the cover of Souce Mag:

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LOL !

Inside that SOURCE magazine there is some hagiographical bio information on COB's early years. It bears a striking resemblance to the lives other religious messiahs. It really brought back pleasure moments of the time Ron became a blood brother to the Blackfoot Tribe!

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". . . and it was there on the mean streets of Philadelphia in 1964 where Dave at the tender age of 4 was honored when a medicine man "Old Angie" (Angelo Bruno) made him blood brother to the local indigenous Blackhand Tribe. For the next few years Dave slept with bandits (made ones and also other Bruno Family associates) and thereby honed his managerial mastery of tax mitigation & donation rackets."​

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[NotsoNutsoNow]

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NORMAL THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE
PARANORMAL WORLD OF SCIENTOLOGY
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January 25, 1986: Scientologist writes heartfelt personal letter to Ron.​

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Feb 13, 1986: Scientologist receives inspirational response letter from Ron personally.​

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February 16, 1986: Scientologist attends worldwide event where they announce that Ron dropped his body on January 24th, 1986.​

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February 17, 1986: Scientologist feels sad all day that the personal letter from Ron might have been fake.​

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February 18, 1986: Scientologist thinks about it and has a major stable win upon realizing how incredibly OT Ron must be to send him a personal letter even after he left the planet!​

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A universal response to all things $cientology:

Fake Fake Fake Fake (Ref: YouTube Seinfeld Fake Fake Fake Fake (

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[NotsoNutsoNow]

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LOL

FIFY: Dave and Ron had great financial wins gains.

Gains proves the tech works 100% of the time. The only exception when the tech doesn't work is for DBs (Downstat Beings) who are NCG (No Cash Gains).

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That is witty

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Other striking similarities - COMMODORE vs COB.

When Ron was only 13:​

He became the youngest Eagle Scout in the USA. ​

When Dave was only 13:​

He became the youngest Ego Scout in the USA (United Scientologists of America)​

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[ILove2Lurk]

I like the Sara Northrup/Cap'n Nuts photo that is currently my avatar.

Would the powers that be have to explain that Sara Northrup was photoshopped in?? Then the question is "Who is Sara Northrup?"

You might like this then. You may have already seen this newspaper clipping,
which is in the public domain, but some of the newer members on the message
board may not have, so I'll just post it here.

Article in The Miami News dated June 30, 1946
Ron Hubbard married Sara Hollister August 10, 1946
Ron’s first wife Polly filed for divorce April 14, 1947


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[Dotey OT]

You might like this then. You may have already seen this newspaper clipping,
which is in the public domain, but some of the newer members on the message
board may not have, so I'll just post it here.

Article in The Miami News dated June 30, 1946
Ron Hubbard married Sara Hollister August 10, 1946
Ron’s first wife Polly filed for divorce April 14, 1947


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That's where I got the photo from I think but I didn't see the article!!! Holy shit!!! I'm too new at this, lol!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

posted by IL2L:

Article in The Miami News dated June 30, 1946
Ron Hubbard married Sara Hollister August 10, 1946
Ron’s first wife Polly filed for divorce April 14, 1947
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I asked the COS for a comment on the above, which on its face is a bit troubling. . .

COS SPOKESPERSON
I am so glad you have asked this question! Since the early 1950s when Dr. Hubbard
made the first groundbreaking discoveries about engrams and Clearing, the mainstream
media has been a constant source of rumors, innuendo and alterations of the facts.
Dr. Hubbard spoke often of this and was the first to discover the term "fake news"
which I believe you will recognize as the world famous expression beloved by
all people everywhere. Well, the article you dug up is exactly what Dr. Hubbard
was referring to---full of untruths and false information. I can now prove to
you very simply that the MIAMI NEWS blatantly lied about the facts. There
are multiple times that you can see that with your own eyes--where
the reporter referred to "Mrs. Hubbard" or "Ron's wife"---however
Sara Holister was not Ron's legal wife, the city hall records show.
At that time, he was still married to his first wife Polly!
So! If the paper lied about that,
what else did they lie about?

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[NotsoNutsoNow]

That's where I got the photo from I think but I didn't see the article!!! Holy shit!!! I'm too new at this, lol!

Hi, do you have the link to the above article?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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FRIENDLY NOTICE TO THE CHRONICALLY HATE-SPEWING
RECIDIVIST TROLL WHO HAS BEEN BANNED AND IGNORED
BY SO MANY WEBSITES AND THREADS THAT HE NOW
APPARENTLY OUT OF DESPERATION SUDDENLY
SHOWED UP ON THE STUPID THREAD.

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Dear Poster:

For more than 9 years the "STUPID THREAD" has been a fun fun fun place for everyone to hang out. People luvvv it here!

There has never been a troll, OSA goon or toxic crusader that tried to game this thread and screw it up. Not once.

Sorry dude, your "I'll just pretend I'm all friendly at the beginning" gimmick was debunked years ago. LOL.

We don't want you to just walk away empty-handed. Therefore, the Stupid Thread is prepared to give you a free status-filled award (see below)--if you simply leave and go post on any other thread that ever existed OR just go start your own threads. Outstanding bargain, I think you will agree.

No need to call the bouncers, you can just collect your free trophy and walk out of the party here on your own, without getting the bum-rush.

Many Thanks!

Don Hubbard
Founder
Church of Hoaxology

Artwork provided by a generous grant
from the underground artist IL2L

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[ILove2Lurk]

Hi, do you have the link to the above article?

I'll intervene here.

The digital image of the original newspaper page is in my posting above.
You can download it if you wish right there. (It's sorta hard and convoluted
to get to otherwise. Don't ask. )

You can read the entire text of that article on The Underground Bunker,
including all the bits highlighted that the COS judiciously edited out for
its own publications.

Which begs to ask, what kind of immoral goons are sitting inside Gold Base
editing out this stuff about Sarah and not asking questions themselves or
going into serious doubt or just leaving?

It's immoral.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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posted by IL2L
What kind of immoral goons are sitting inside Gold Base
editing out this stuff about Sarah and not asking questions
themselves or going into serious doubt or just leaving?
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Inside the Goon's mind, even they must be wondering the same thing! (sing along!)

What Kind of Goon Am I?

What kind of Goon am I?
Who never had a life
It seems that I'm the only one
covering Ron's lies about his wife

What kind of post is this?
My life is hell
An endless gaslighting task
Just so Hubbard's shit can sell

Why can't I blow this cult?
like any other meat body man
And maybe then I'll have knowingness
What kind of Goon I am.​

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[NotsoNutsoNow]

I'll intervene here.

The digital image of the original newspaper page is in my posting above.
You can download it if you wish right there. (It's sorta hard and convoluted
to get to otherwise. Don't ask. )

You can read the entire text of that article on The Underground Bunker,
including all the bits highlighted that the COS judiciously edited out for
their own publications.

Which begs to ask, what kind of immoral goons are sitting inside Gold Base
editing out this stuff about Sarah and not asking questions themselves or
going into serious doubt or just leaving?

It's immoral.

I tried to copy your post but had no luck with the article.

 

[ILove2Lurk]

I tried to copy your post but had no luck with the article.

1. Click on the image so it pops up into full size on your screen.
2. Right click on the image.
3. Select "save image as" to save the image to your computer.

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

I recently watched a TV programme on the Nuremberg trial of Hermann Goring. When asked about the murdering of millions of Jews he returned a wry smirk.

I hear that he and comrades have been reincarnated as Gold editors to further cause mankind unrest.

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

1. Click on the image so it pops up into full size on your screen.
2. Right click on the image.
3. Select "save image as" to save the image to your computer.

Thank-you

 

[Karen#1]

Cult shooping More on Sara...see side by side.

 

[Karen#1]

Hubbard and Sara Northrup and baby Alexis, I've not seen a shoop of this one.

 

[J. Swift]

David Miscavige: There was never a woman in the boat with Ron. Fake news! It's all CNN Marcab Black PR. Ron never had a second wife -- and I never had a first wife! Tom Cruise has had three wives and this is part of the confusion caused by MEST arithmetic.