TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

Lee #28

Lee #28

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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Stumped me on that one. . . However ChatGPT seems to have unearthed something relevant:

CHATGPT: L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, reportedly expressed a strong dislike for organ music. In particular, he is quoted in some internal Church of Scientology materials as having said:


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That actually jogged my memory a bit.....
The Tape about the Circus was off the Student Hat ( and probably the BC ) when he talks about that Photography Correspondence Course he took .....

So....as far a "studying" he used that photography mail order course as an example of how to study....and then went to the Circus to take some photographs?

I got that it was a Field Trip from Saint Hill....with some students...?

I can see Hubbard being interested in the "showmanship" of the Circus....the Barkers....the Acts....the luring in of the Marks...and such.
 
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ILove2Lurk said:
Not surprisingly, Ron is tinkling the ivories a bit on Target Two. (Has three top ten hits already.)
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sing along! ​

ROCK-SLAM MAN​
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Regges hacked my credit cards last night, pre-flight​
Thursday hour, 2p.m.​
Org's GI stat's gonna be high as a kite by then​
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I miss the Earth so much, I miss my life ​
It's lonely out here in the theta universe​
After being declared & disconnected, that ain't right!​
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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time​
'Til destimulation brings me 'round again to find​
I'm not the SP they think I am at the org​
Oh, no, no, no​
I'm a nattery rock-slammin' man​
Rock-Slam man!​
Burning up the cult, up here alone.​
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HelluvaHoax!

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WITHIN SCIENTOLOGY, WHY ARE ACTORS
CONSIDERED TO BE THE IDEAL SCIENTOLGISTS?


answer:
because they can sometimes convincingly act
uptone, winning & total cause over life.


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SOME TRULY AMAZING "LOST PHOTO" ARCHIVES
HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED. WE FINALLY LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF DON
HUBBARD FROM HIS #2 POSITION IN SCIENTOLOGY
AS "DEPUTY SOURCE" DIRECTLY UNDER RON.
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We now journey back in time to 1959
when Ron first offered to personally
audit his twin brother to full OT!



Two decades later (in 1979) Ron has finally
cracked his twin's case and calls him into
a Director of Processing interview to
r-factor Don on the exciting breakthrough
that revealed the "WHY" that his case
stalled & never advanced to the
state of full Operating Thetan...




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ILove2Lurk

ILove2Lurk

AI Bot for Lisbeth
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Little known factoid . . . Ron Hubbard and Scientology were
actually investigated in an unreleased episode of The X-Files.
Seen here with Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

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Dana found out so much bad stuff and got so visibly freaked
out during actual filming, they never completed the episode.
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Type4_PTS

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ILove2Lurk said:
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Little known factoid . . . Ron Hubbard and Scientology were
actually investigated in an unreleased episode of The X-Files.
Seen here with Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

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Dana found out so much bad stuff and got so visibly freaked
out during actual filming, they never completed the episode.
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ChatGPT gave me a summary of the episode:


Episode Title: "The Ascension Protocol"
Season: 4 (Unaired Episode)
Written by: Chris Carter
Status: Unaired – pulled before broadcast, rumored to be destroyed under legal threat
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Plot Highlights

Cold Open:
A high-ranking member of a mysterious self-help organization (clearly modeled after Scientology but called "The Ascension Foundation") is found dead in a locked sensory deprivation chamber—no signs of trauma, just a look of frozen terror on his face. Surveillance shows no one entered or left. As the camera pans out, a symbol resembling a stylized spacecraft from the "Fifth Invader Force" hovers over his body.

Mulder's Angle:
Fox Mulder is convinced this death is tied to a string of mysterious disappearances connected to the Foundation. He uncovers links between the organization’s founder, Lawrence Robert Hubberd (a thinly-veiled L. Ron Hubbard stand-in), and declassified Navy files showing experiments in consciousness separation and alien communication in the 1950s.

Scully's Skepticism:
Dana Scully believes the case may involve psychological manipulation and sensory overload leading to death. She investigates the Foundation’s "auditing" technology, uncovering medical malpractice and unregulated neurostimulation.

Key Scenes:

The Sea Org Ship Raid: Mulder sneaks aboard a decommissioned ship used by the Foundation’s elite inner circle. He discovers a hidden vault containing 16mm film reels of Hubberd describing how humanity was implanted with alien memories from a galactic overlord named Xoras (an obvious stand-in for Xenu).

The Hidden Compound: Scully is captured and taken to a remote desert compound where she undergoes a form of forced "cleansing" involving sensory deprivation, loud mantras, and subliminal alien imagery. She experiences what might be a hallucination—or a real vision—of a non-corporeal intelligence trying to "unload" itself into her consciousness.

Confrontation: Mulder and Scully reunite and confront the current Foundation leader, who reveals that Hubberd didn’t die—he "ascended" by merging with an alien frequency. He claims Mulder is a "carrier" of the original signal due to his childhood abduction.

Final Scene: As they leave the compound, Mulder’s car radio briefly emits a strange language. Scully glances at him. He doesn’t seem to notice. The tape from the Sea Org ship has vanished. The case is closed—unofficially.

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Behind-the-Scenes Rumors

David Duchovny reportedly demanded the episode be pulled, claiming "the script hit too close to real intelligence projects."

Gillian Anderson allegedly said, "Whatever we touched, it didn’t want to stay fiction."

Chris Carter was served a cease-and-desist by unnamed parties before editing was complete.

The episode was internally nicknamed "The One That Vanished."





Here's more from the star of X-Files:

David Duchovny says Scientologists 'made a play' for him after friend joined
"The session didn't go well," the actor said in a new interview. "I didn't play by the rule and I never went back."
www.today.com

David Duchovny says Scientologists tried to recruit him: 'I never went back'

"The session didn't go well," the actor said in a new interview. "I didn't play by the rule and I never went back."
www.today.com www.today.com

Excerpt:
David Duchovny is sharing details about the time he lost one of his friends to Scientology, and how the church tried to recruit him, too.

He was at his pal and fellow actor Jason Beghe's wedding in Los Angeles when Scientologists approached him, the "Californication" star said in a new interview with The Daily Beast.

"They made a play for me," Duchovny said, adding that he even submitted to an electro-psychometer test, which is similar to a polygraph and is reportedly used in Scientology auditing. "I did squeeze the cans and I did a session on the E-meter, and I realized immediately, because they're asking very personal questions, that they were gathering information that I didn't want to give out to a stranger.

<snip> Full article at link above
 
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HelluvaHoax!

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Type4_PTS said:
This guy's first sentence was spot on! :D. (reference to article in Tony Ortega's UNDERGROUND BUNKER where an internationally celebrated, Nobel Prize winning physicist reviewed Hubbard's 1950 book "Dianetics")

"This volume probably contains more promises and less evidence per page than has
any publication since the invention of printing." —Nobel physicist Isidor Isaac Rabi​
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Yup, it's always a surprisingly refreshing & joyful experience to read what an actual SCIENTIST thinks of "Dr" Hubbard's modern "SCIENCE"!

On today's Underground Bunker that posted that savage review of Hubbard's Hoax ("Dianetics") there is another perhaps equally revelatory look at Scientology's "Money For Magical Miracles" scam. Clearwater's favorable city council vote to allow the cult to build yet another monstrosity in the middle or their downtown district that is already a commercial deadzone by means of over 200 cult-owned/controlled commercial buildings.

This is just what Clearwater needs. A major event hall to further promote/expand the maniacal misfit Miscavige's marketing malfeasance.


artist's concept of how "L. RON HUBBARD HALL" will look. ​

That building should solve all of Clearwater's and Scientology's problems!

Another mega-performance venue to stage epic celebrations of miracles that never happened. Diseases that were never cured. Clears that have bad memories and still wear prescription eyeglasses---and Operating Thetans that attested to "total cause over life" but never once were able to demonstrate "cause over exteriorization". Let us not forget all the "prospering parishioners" who attested to all of Hubbard's money-technology courses and financially curative auditing rundowns, yet then were forced to apply the "wog tech" called bankruptcy.

I think it is hilarious that Scientology's duped donors are still having "huge wins" on funding new buildings for the cult because it gives them the feeling that they are a "humanitarian saving mankind". All that whilst telling themselves that they are freeing all beings from the "MEST TRAP". LOL

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Type4_PTS

Type4_PTS

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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Yup, it's always a surprisingly refreshing & joyful experience to read what an actual SCIENTIST thinks of "Dr" Hubbard's modern "SCIENCE"!

On today's Underground Bunker that posted that savage review of Hubbard's Hoax ("Dianetics") there is another perhaps equally revelatory look at Scientology's "Money For Magical Miracles" scam. Clearwater's favorable city council vote to allow the cult to build yet another monstrosity in the middle or their downtown district that is already a commercial deadzone by means of over 200 cult-owned/controlled commercial buildings.

This is just what Clearwater needs. A major event hall to further promote/expand the maniacal misfit Miscavige's marketing malfeasance.


artist's concept of how "L. RON HUBBARD HALL" will look. ​

That building should solve all of Clearwater's and Scientology's problems!

Another mega-performance venue to stage epic celebrations of miracles that never happened. Diseases that were never cured. Clears that have bad memories and still wear prescription eyeglasses---and Operating Thetans that attested to "total cause over life" but never once were able to demonstrate "cause over exteriorization". Let us not forget all the "prospering parishioners" who attested to all of Hubbard's money-technology courses and financially curative auditing rundowns, yet then were forced to apply the "wog tech" called bankruptcy.

I think it is hilarious that Scientology's duped donors are still having "huge wins" on funding new buildings for the cult because it gives them the feeling that they are a "humanitarian saving mankind". All that whilst telling themselves that they are freeing all beings from the "MEST TRAP". LOL

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OSA has probably had all Clearwater City Council members under surveillance since the election, been collecting their garbage, and doing intensive background checks for the past five lifetimes, searching for Blackmail material. :coolwink:
 
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Type4_PTS said:
OSA has probably had all Clearwater City Council members under surveillance since the election, been collecting their garbage, and doing intensive background checks for the past five lifetimes, searching for Blackmail material. :coolwink:
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The greatest technical breakthrough & discovery in Scientology's history is the GCT ("Garbage Collection Technology").

Based on wholetrack research and surveys, Ron discovered that the #1 MOST NEEDED & WANTED COMMODITY by Scientologists is
garbage. This is why Scientologists eagerly spend a half-million dollars (or vastly more) to purchase the non-existent magical powers in Ron's scripture. Or to waste vast sums of money and time training to use "commands' that (when spoken with certainty) endow others with miraculous abilities!

Obnosing that only a tiny fraction of the ocean of books that the cult prints are ever sold, read or tested for results—Don Hubbard was inspired to invent a methodology to spread this life-saving technology to help all mankind. See Don's patented CYLINDRICAL RECYCLING MECHANISM, depicted below:


"Scientology literally saved my life! Without
Ron's books I would have frozen to death!"


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FROM ANOTHER THREAD DISCUSSING
GALACTIC SEA ORGS, CORRECTION LISTS & AI


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posted by ILove2Lurk
The Founder researching Solo Nots and other secret
upper levels in 1979 in parts unknown, California


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Some researchers and Scientology historians suggest that the original untouched photo of LRH (above) depicts him researching the religious "EXODUS" and/or exorcism of body thetans.

However some experts have diverging opinions.

"I remember that day very well. I was assisting my twin brother Ron
to find any technique that would cause downtone/dormant BTs
to leave him alone. Since the moment Ron discovered body thetans
in 1967 until he left the planet in 1986, Ron bitterly complained that
he had never found any technique that caused even one lone BT
to exit his body. Quite desperate, Ron then tried countless new
processes that miserably failed, such as the one depicted above.
One observes Hubbard (above) trying out a new technique that
he had high hopes for, by using 'new breakthrough technology'
which he promptly labeled and began selling. He called it the—
'CHUCK 'EM OUT WITH CHARM RUNDOWN'.
Ron stated that by constantly confronting the BTs with a
VVVGIs Grin, they will eventually be won over from all
of the theta, and thus do whatever he ordered them to
do. This too fabulously failed to work, even though it
was Ron's primary "successful action" in controlling
earlier-similar dormant thetans (scientologists) when
he regged them for donations for their Bridge."

—Don Hubbard / Deputy Source


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ILove2Lurk

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Electropsychometric Scouting:
The Battle of the Universes
A Historic One-Hour Session April 1952

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(rare historic photo discovered)​

The audio recording -- Electropsychometric Scouting: The Battle of the Universes -- reveals a session
where L. Ron Hubbard together with his wife Mary Sue Hubbard is communicating with entities ("targs")
and asking them questions with an E-Meter!

For an hour, they question nearby entities about the origins of the universe and the source and nature
of “targs,” those unseen harmful spirits that inhabit human bodies. Ron doing the seance and Mary Sue
keeping an eye on the emeter and being berated by Ron when she gets something wrong.

Notice the burning cigarette. You could smoke in session during those days, LOL.


More here at Underground Bunker
 
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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FROM ANOTHER THREAD DISCUSSING
GALACTIC SEA ORGS, CORRECTION LISTS & AI


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posted by ILove2Lurk
The Founder researching Solo Nots and other secret
upper levels in 1979 in parts unknown, California


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Some researchers and Scientology historians suggest that the original untouched photo of LRH (above) depicts him researching the religious "EXODUS" and/or exorcism of body thetans.

However some experts have diverging opinions.

"I remember that day very well. I was assisting my twin brother Ron
to find any technique that would cause downtone/dormant BTs
to leave him alone. Since the moment Ron discovered body thetans
in 1967 until he left the planet in 1986, Ron bitterly complained that
he had never found any technique that caused even one lone BT
to exit his body. Quite desperate, Ron then tried countless new
processes that miserably failed, such as the one depicted above.
One observes Hubbard (above) trying out a new technique that
he had high hopes for, by using "new breakthrough technology"
which he labeled promptly labeled and begin selling. He called it...
"THE CHUCK 'EM OUT WITH CHARM RUNDOWN".
Ron stated that by constantly confronting the
BTs with a VVVGIs Grin, they will eventually
be won over from all of the theta and do
whatever he ordered them to do. This too
fabulously failed to work, even though it
was Hubbard's primary "successful action"
in controlling earlier-similar dormant
thetans when he regged them
for donations to their Bridge."
—Don Hubbard / Deputy Source


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Oh but, AI got Ron's teeth wrong.
 
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Breaking news: ILove2Lurk retires from ESMB Redux after being steamrolled
by ChatGPT for weeks. Laptop is closed; beverages poured; enjoying a sunny
afternoon with spouse by the pool . . . in parts unknown, where OSA will never
think to look. (Hint: Catherine Tramell lives just down the street from us. :coolwink:)

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