TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[Reyne Mayer]

on a related tangent, here's someone who gave up their life for a week and a half with a presumably persuasive psychopathic con artist:

Ex-corrections officer dead, murder suspect in custody after chase in Indiana ends in crash

Vicky White was accused of helping Casey White, a capital murder suspect, escape from an Alabama jail more than a week ago. Casey White surrendered after the wreck.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[ILove2Lurk]

Operations <snip for brevity>

That list never fails to disappoint.
Yes, put your mental health and future in the hands of people who do that stuff and think nothing of it.

What's so incredible is that the COS still exists after all that information went public and has been public
for the past 45 years and available for a couple dozen years on the Internet.

That's incredible! To wit:

INCREDIBLE CHAIN, it's the things that have happened on his track which are, to him, incredible. ​

And because they are so incredible he doesn't believe them, and neither does anybody else. But it's​

most because nobody else believed them. And he doesn't believe them himself so the chain itself​

remains hidden because it's incredible; the incredible chain. (ESTO 5, 7203C03 SO I)​

 

[Reyne Mayer]

What's so incredible is that the COS still exists after all that information went public and has been public
for the past 45 years and available for a couple dozen years on the Internet.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

That list never fails to disappoint. Yes, put your mental health and future in the hands of people who do that stuff and think nothing of it. What's so incredible is that the COS still exists after all that information went public and has been public for the past 45 years and available for a couple dozen years on the Internet.

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Reyne nicely pointed out the very relevant "SUNK COST FALLACY". I'd like to add some extra frosting on the top of that cake.

I have never run into it before, so it might be that I am the "first being on this planet to discover" this fallacy. If that turns out to be true I will assuredly commission a sculptor to create a bust of my head to post in all the branches of the Church of Hoaxology worldwide. LOL

I'll just call it: THE STRIKEOUT FALLACY

A sports game illustrates. Let's say a baseball player has failed to get a base hit in 37 of his last 38 times at bat. And a large number of those failures were strikeouts where he swung and missed the ball or just watched the ball without swinging and was called "out".

Tense situation. It's the last moments of a game and this player comes up to the bat. If he doesn't get a hit, the game is over. But he could also win the game with one swing of the bat because there are 3 players "on base" who could score if he hits the ball decently.

So, what does the professional announcer say:

"Well, here comes fan favorite Babe Baseball up to the plate. He's been in quite the slump the past month so he is really due!"

"Really due" for a hit.

No, he's really due to strike out again.

Now apply that to Scientologists.

The grade chart failed to deliver on the grades, OT1, OTII, OT III, OT IV, OT V, OT VI. But the Scientologist thinks that he's "due" for a breakthrough on OT VII that gives him those vaunted supernatural OT powers!

It's an actuarial inversion of some sort. LOL

The person has failed so many times in Scientology to gain magical powers or go exterior that they calculate that (by the law of averages) the odds favor the idea that they are BOUND to get a miracle on the next level.

If school systems taught "due diligence" and actual "integrity", the very first time a Scientologist fails to get their Clear powers or OT mojo, they should've marched right into the registrar's office and demanded to be shown ONE (1) OT in the entire world who could do ONE (1) OT feat. And if not, they should have made an early exit from the cult dungeon of hope.

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[Veda]

Volume 1 of the 666 volume set

Quote Du Jour

" Now, get this as a technical fact, not a hopeful idea.
Every time we have investigated the background of a
critic of Scientology, we have found crimes for which
that person or group could be imprisoned under
existing law. We do not find critics of Scientology
who do not have criminal pasts."
—L. Ron Hubbard*


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* L. RON HUBBARD: After Hubbard discovered that 100% of the people who criticized Scientology as a hoax were each and every one criminals that should be in prison, he then discovered that Scientologists were also critical criminals—which is apparently the only reason why 98% Scientologists blow and criticize Hubbard the con man when they too realize that "Clear" and "OT" are a complete fraud. Hubbard did not consider the 2% that remained in Scientology to be criminals because they continued working for him and attacking his critics with non-criminal tech like LYING (e.g. "acceptable truths", "TR-L", "Reporters' TRs"), BANKRUPTING others with vexatious litigation, STALKING and the CRIMINAL TERRORIZING of innocent people with FAIR GAME BLACK OPS, such as the following partial list of examples:

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OPERATIONS ("Ops")

• 1.1Operation Big Mouth
• 1.2Operation Bulldozer Leak
• 1.3Operation Bunny Bust
• 1.4Operation Cat
• 1.5Operation Chaos Leak
• 1.6Operation China Shop
• 1.7Operation Cut Throat
• 1.8Operations Daniel and Dynamite
• 1.9Operation Devil's Wop
• 1.10Operation Fickle
• 1.11Operation Freakout
• 1.12Operation Funny Bone
• 1.13Operation Hydra
• 1.14Operation Information
• 1.15Operation Italian Fog
• 1.16Operation Juicy Clanger
• 1.17Operation Keeler
• 1.18Operation Kettle
• 1.19Operation Oscar
• 1.20Operation Orange Juice
• 1.21Operation Paris
• 1.22Operation Paste Up
• 1.23Operation Random Harvest
• 1.24Operation Rook
• 1.25Operation Search and Destroy
• 1.26Operation Shake and Bake
• 1.27Operation Shell Game
• 1.28Operation Smoke
• 1.29Operation Snapper
• 1.30Operation Snow White
• 1.31Operation Sore Throat
• 1.32Operation Strike
• 1.33Operation Yellow
• 1.34Other operations
  • 1.34.1McLeans
  • 1.34.2Mark Sableman
• 2Programs
  • 2.1Program Billy's Baby
  • 2.2Program: Humanist Humiliation
  • 2.3Other programs
• 3Projects
  • 3.1Project Beetle Cleanup
  • 3.2Project Horn
  • 3.3Project Lantern
  • 3.4Project Normandy
  • 3.5Project Owl
  • 3.6Project Quaker
  • 3.7Project Snow White
  • 3.8Project Taco-Less
  • 3.9Project Troy
  • 3.10Project Witch

Amazing list. Was this entirely from materials resulting from the issuing of three federal search warrant at three locations in the USA in July 1977? There was more revealed from the raid by the Toronto, Canada police in 1983.

Then there is St. Hill, New York Org, San Francisco Org, and the Flag Land Base, and Gold Base in the southern California desert, and other secret Scientology locations which escaped exposure. Much information was relayed "up lines," but not all.

For example, at the New York Org, I saw the file cabinets containing info on "squirrels" and "SPs," and even the smallest and most insignificant "squirrel" and "SP" had a file. There were even files on people who were members "in good standing" who were regarded as potential "squirrels" or "enemies." (I was even asked to spy on one of them. It was routine, but not important enough to relay "up lines," except perhaps as a vague "stat.") Another example, covert Ops were run on EST and Werner Erhart out of San Francisco, yet, as far as I know, no material has ever surfaced from that, etc.)

Gold Base​

Of course Scientology Inc. did not cease its spying and dirty tricks activities when it "abolished" (changed the name of) the Guardian's Office.

Some has been revealed, but much is still secret.

If one takes into consideration Hubbard's confidential "apply enemy tactics" policy, it gradually becomes apparent that the same, or similar, covert Op techniques were (are) used on those INSIDE Scientology.

Hubbard used his confidential "Scientology Intelligence tech" (turned inward, and slightly modified) on Scientologists too.

Start with the "Church of Scientology," itself, as a front group, and "auditors" and "ministers" as "suitable guises," and extrapolate (and assemble the pieces of the puzzle) from there...

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Amazing list. Was this entirely from materials resulting from the issuing of three federal search warrant at three locations in the USA in July 1977? There was more revealed from the raid by the Toronto, Canada police in 1983.Then there is St. Hill, New York Org, San Francisco Org, and the Flag Land Base, and Gold Base in the southern California desert, and other secret Scientology locations which escaped exposure. Much information was relayed "up lines," but not all .... Of course Scientology Inc. did not cease its spying and dirty tricks activities when it "abolished" (changed the name of) the Guardian's Office. Some has been revealed, but much is still secret...

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What is KNOWN and what remains HIDDEN from Hubbard's 36 year crimewave can best be represented by the following graphic:

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Talking about the criminal acts of L. Ron Hubbard. . .

Here is the wacky speculation of the day. I wonder if one of Hubbard's last acts on this planet was an anti-social act when he commissioned a high voltage "E-METER OF DEATH" to be built, to allegedly blow off a stubborn BT.

Apparently he planned and intended to kill his own body in the process.

Why that sticks in my mind as a deviantly misanthropic "overt" is simply this--what if he intended to go out in a gloriously self sacrificial way, much like Jesus died on the cross "for mankind's sins".

What if the suicidal Hubbard didn't want to just OD on medication or kill himself 100 other easy ways. After all, being electrocuted has got to be one of the most horrific deaths imaginable.

What if that was Hubbard's last "BIG LIE" to the world?

"Hey, you homo sapiens saps—I died in order to save you, while
i was doing advanced research for you on a new experimental e-meter!"
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Wouldn't that be fully consistent with every single thing that Hubbard did and said in his entire life to try to steal glory and be worshipped as a God amongst men. A messenger! A guru! A savior! A messiah!

Maybe that was his last will and testament and the BIG LIE he wanted told about his departure.

His sacred and immortal legacy!

In any case, the hapless marks left behind when Hubbard departed were thrown into a mad scramble and had to come up with some miraculous story to re-frame why the all-powerful OT guru Ron suddenly and unexpectedly dropped dead. So they fabricated a fairy tale that Hubbard was sooooooooooooooooooooooo OT that he was too big and powerful for his body. So of course he insouciantly flicked it off of him without a care, like a person might momentarily knock off a piece of lint on their sleeve.

I kind of laugh when thinking about how Scientologists would have bought the "RON DIED TO SAVE US!" mythological ad campaign hook, line and sinker. Maybe someone in marketing could have come up with a 2.0 crucifix to wear as a 14kt pendant, with Ron on the Scientology cross, holding two soup cans while wildly shaking from the electrocution (batteries included).


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Volume 1 of the 666 volume set

Quote Du Jour

" Leukemia is evidently psychosomatic in origin and at least
eight cases of leukemia had been treated successfully by
Dianetics after medicine had traditionally given up. The
source of leukemia has been reported to be an engram
containing the phrase 'It turns my blood to water'."
—L. Ron Hubbard*


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* L. RON HUBBARD: After famed bio-researcher Hubbard discovered the miraculous cures for leukemia, arthritis, cancer and other fatal diseases—98 percent of Scientologists very mysteriously still continued to blow. The source of their heretical departure from Ron's religion has been reported to be an engram containing the phrase "It turns my mind to mush and my bucks to bankruptcy".


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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a short manifesto on Scientology's use of the word
IDEAL
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If one is honest about it, because Scientology is manifestly incapable of delivering the factual results it is selling (i.e. Clear & OT), one must conclude that Scientology is therefore selling only the words that describe the miraculous superhuman states and powers.

Within the entire and vast lexicon of Scientology rhetoric and marketing mumbo jumbo, the single most important word is "IDEAL"

As in "Ideal Scene". The glorious future vision of how things will be if you only acquire and apply Dr. Hubbard's magical tech.

As in "Ideal Org". It's a wonderfully euphoric future state that the org will become if you only donate enough to buy a lavishly expensive new building.

As in the states of Clear and OT. Those are theoretical future Ideal Scenes too! Nobody has ever achieved those ideal states and nobody ever will. So what are Scientologists spending $650K on, then? Well, they are buying the word "Ideal".

Because Scientology has lots of dictionaries it's free for them to pick a word out and then sell it. Free word sold at a $650K profit margin--not bad!

Everyone in Scientology is running around frantically either selling or buying the "IDEAL" word. And they are working very hard too trying to keep their thoughts Ideal while they do that. This therefore means that Scientology is essentially a gaslighting theme park.

SUMMARY: When one first enters the world of Scientology they are greeted and escorted through the theme park for a considerable and lengthy period of time by grinning gaslighting docents. However, eventually they reach an advanced (ideal) state where they are awarded great new freedoms inside the theme park and no docents or minders are even required to be at their side. This happens when they have trained and successfully demonstrated the (ideal) ability to do Solo-Gaslighting.


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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There is a 100% reliable and accurate SCIENTIFIC TEST whether someone is a Scientologist or not. Here are the three (3) simple steps:

1. Find any exciting or inspirational statement by L. Ron Hubbard about the miraculous technology of Scientology. Such as the quote a couple posts above. ("Leukemia is evidently psychosomatic in origin and at least eight (8) cases of leukemia had been treated successfully by Dianetics after medicine had traditionally given up.")​

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2. Show the quote to the party being tested. Do not ask them to show you scientific proof that it's true. Do not ask them to clay demo it for you. Do not even ask them if it is true. Simply ask them if it is possible that what Ron said is true.​

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3. If they answer "yes", they are a Scientologist. If they laugh, they are not.​

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[ILove2Lurk]

"a $650K profit margin"

Boiling it all down and taking the emotion out of it, there's that advanced corporate marketing
concept of "Customer Lifetime Value" (CLV)*, which is a measure of the average customer's
revenue generated over the total time they interact with a company.

*Another Hubbard discovery from the 50's?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Boiling it all down and taking the emotion out of it, there's that advanced corporate marketing
concept of "Customer Lifetime Value" (CLV)*, which is a measure of the average customer's
revenue generated over the total time they interact with a company.

*Another Hubbard discovery from the 50's?

Yes, Hubbard did indeed invent the concept of CLV. It was a significantly greater indicator than just GI (Gross Income) which only measured the amount of cash that could be taken from bamboozled Scientologists.

Hubbard's original (confidential) writings on CLV (Cult Larceny Volume) additionally included the amount of time/labor could also be stolen from defrauded culties.

This reminds me of my favorite meditation as a bitter defrocked apostate—the contemplation of all those frightfully clueless cult marks wildly applauding, cheering and celebrating the cult con men Hubbard & Miscavige that are sadistically stealing all their shit. LOL.<iframe src=h="480" height="270" frameBorder="0" class=

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[ILove2Lurk]

Yes, Hubbard did indeed invent the concept of CLV.

Very factually true!. A photo from my parents' archives, surreptitiously taken in the late 50s
at one of the post-congress "closed-door events." Invitation only for HASI-licensed field groups.

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[Lee #28]

I think I still have my Lifetime HASI card somewhere.

 

[Xenu Xenu Xenu]

Taken from Scientology's own website.

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE OPPOSE SCIENTOLOGY?

,,,The reason they so rabidly oppose Scientology is because it is doing so much to help society. ...

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Taken from Scientology's own website.

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE OPPOSE SCIENTOLOGY?

The reason they so rabidly oppose Scientology is because it is doing so much to help society.

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OMG.

LOL!!!

Thank you for that priceless r-factor!

I am hoping, postulating & praying that the reason (above) is an actual quote. I even said a prayer to Dr. Hubbard and also the "R6 GOD" and promised I would "put in my exchange" if either granted me my miracle!

Please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true..........................................................

And then—

My biggest Scientology win ever just happened!!!

Found that link. . .

SUMMARY: Good people love Scientology. Only evil beings oppose Scientology. For example, Adolph Hitler was evil. So, make your decision, which are you? Now are you going to buy this Dianetics book or not?


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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I think I still have my Lifetime HASI card somewhere.

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LOL!

Well done!

That is one (1) of the three (3) things a being needs to present to an org, in order to safeguard their own ETERNITY and have all they ever hoped for!

1. A Lifetime HASI card.

All you need to do now to be granted your dearest wish is to search for, retrieve & present the other two (2) requirements.

2. The Bridge Passport!

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3. The broom of the wicked Psychiatrist.


.When you have all three of those, please come back to visit the Wizard of Cause and he'll be sure to make all your dreams come true!


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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And today's Grand Prize Winner in the category of

CRINGY CULT CRAZY

is. . . . . .

The "reality" factor inside a Scientology Passport

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FREAKY F/Ning FACTS:

• No person may use the passport other than the person who was issued it? Warnings are needed? How many times did someone show up using another person's passport and then paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for the other person's Bridge?​
• May be renewed for an unlimited number of lifetimes. Wow, Scientology actually revealed their biggest withhold. That they plan to keep demanding your money forever. It's an admission that the Bridge doesn't work if you have to come back to the org to get case handling "for an unlimited number of lifetimes".​
• With that passport you will travel much faster on your road to Freedom? Who wrote that desperately dense copywriting? I challenge anyone reading this to pause for a few seconds and TRY to come up with any scenario where someone's auditing would go "much faster" by reason of having a Scientology passport. How would carrying around a passport even save 3 seconds?​

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[Lee #28]

Never got the Scientology Passport .....

Thought it was pretty hokey when it came out....

Do wish that I had explored my notion of "why" it was hokey....back then. Might have got me out sooner.

I had had a real passport since I was a baby.....and traveled all over.....so the Scientology one just seemed ridiculous...