TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

HelluvaHoax!

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- PART 2 -


HUNTING SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES
when the hunter becomes the hunted


SO, DID "PROJECT CELEBRITY" WORK?
That depends on which era is considered.

First 20 years (1955-1975): (see PART 1)​
Next 25 years (1975-2000): The Golden Age of Miraculously Messianic Moviestars! Finally, in the endlessly arid & desolate desert, a blessed small sprinkling of recognizable "A" list entertainers (Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Jason Lee & Danny Masterson). Now that the cult's celebrity gimmick gained traction and wogs at least paused to wondered for a moment "Why would a mega-rich, mega-famous, mega-successful moviestar join a mega-creepy cult?" That's just the com lag that Scientology was praying for! They immediately jumped in, doubled down and went "all in to cash in" (in technical parlance "apeshit") to bet the house on Cruise and Travolta. That became Scientology's "senior policy". Cruise suddenly became "the most dedicated Scientologist in the World!" And celebs became shill-ebrities!​
That's the point when Scientology hit critical mass and reached the point of no return. Because OT celebs where then briefed in so many ways on Hubbard's original 1955 Project Celebrity. That's when modern day celebs were turned into FSMs. Field Staff Members. And their new mandate (equally important as continuing to reap box-office fame and fortune and donating mega-millions to the cult) was to disseminate Scientology to both WOGS and to SCIENTOLOGISTS alike. Movie and tv actors were ordered to donate both their acting skills and their celebrity cachet to the task of reading propaganda scripts.​
Ergo, every popular cult celebrity attained the state of KSW (Kamikaze Scientology Weirdos). Tom Cruise face-ripping Matt Lauer on national TV or delivering crazy-speak planet-saving jibberish whilst proudly wearing his a jumbo sector-salvaging medallion. Professional suicide. Jenna Elfman--standing on a major thoroughfare in Los Angeles maniacally screaming "Have you raped babies?!!" at someone with a t-shirt critical of Scientology. Professional suicide for actors and professional suicide for the cult as well--to bet the farm on dopey credulous marks, just because they are well known actors. That's why Steve Jobs did not bet the entire future of Apple on having their computers endorsed by famous entertainment luminaries like O.J. Simpson, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein.​
SUMMARY (1975-2000). The celeb gimmick worked and served a purpose--for a limited time. The cult acquired billions in real estate and cash. However their public relations image had an "equal and opposite reaction" to the soaring "hoarded cash" graphs. The Hollywood bloom was off the rose and the now facing the dire consequences of having adopted the strategy of "Live by the sword celebrity, die by the sword celebrity!" The celebs then, one by one, began their ESCAPE ROUTING FORMS, and Scientology has since been powerless, hard as they try, to recruit new "A" listers. Why is that? More details in Part 3, ahead.​

"Hunting Scientology Celebrities"
END OF PART 2: (to be continued)

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HelluvaHoax!

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- PART 3 -


HUNTING SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES
when the hunter becomes the hunted


SO, DID "PROJECT CELEBRITY" WORK?
That depends on which era is considered.

First 20 years (1955-1975): (see PART 1)​
Next 25 years (1975-2000): (see PART 2)​
Third 25 years (2000-2025): Alas, brothers and sisters, we turn our COS bibles to the Book of Exodus wherein we read of the chosen people (OTs) deliverance from slavery. And like the Christian Bible it all began with a revelation at the Burning bush Wall (of Fire and also Ire--that there were no 75M year old BTs in the first place). Nobody liked to be tricked into a "suspension of disbelief" not even actors who make fortunes by specializing in such tradecraft.​
One by one Hubbard's glorious celebrity pitchmen began to see their fame and careers plummeting down the dwindling spiral. Scientology's greatest fear--the OT Celebrity Exodus! Jason Lee figured it out and blew. Lisa Marie Presley cognited and blew. Jason Beghe blew down and blew. Leah Remini peeked behind the curtain and saw a clown where the "wizard" once stood, and she rocketed outta there faster than BTs exploding from volcanos. Katie Holmes bolted. Nicole Kidman erased not only her case, but her name from roll call as well. Any hopes of "recovering" Jennifer Lopez as-ised the teams of relentless PI stalkers chased her and Leah around major cities 24/7. Beck went public that he and his music wanted nothing to do with Hubbard's cult. These are just a few of the OLs (Operating Leave-ers) that unceremoniously elected to leave the hoax and join reality.​
SUMMARY: All the remaining celebs are also on a LEAVING ROUTING FORM, but some of them just don't know it yet. None of them have an approved CSW with a qualified replacement for their post. The tiny number of fading entertainers (Cruise, Alley & Travolta) are analogous to Japanese soldiers who hid out in the Philippine jungles 3 decades after WWII was over and the Emperor unconditionally surrenders. The term "loyal officers" comes to mind. Isn't that the highest praise Hubbard ever gave to the most elite member of his paramilitary cult? Celebrity OTs are out there hiding in a remote jungle but they DO have the internet. They just don't look at it because it's probably some kind of trick to get the Emporer to surrender, right? LOL.​
PRO TIP FOR SCIENTOLOGY: The celebrity gimmick tanked and it's not coming back. And Ron's not coming back either. The only thing "coming back" in Scientology is karma and pissed off celebrities who can produce viral award winning shows, books and documentaries that expose the fraud of Scientology*. And don't keep complaining about hugely successful shows like "THE AFTERMATH" with Leah---because Scientology senior executives should have been given an "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER" credit for making it go right to produce that show! LOL​

"Hunting Scientology Celebrities"
END OF PART 3/3

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HelluvaHoax!

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What does Scientology say about total freedom? What is freedom and when it is total?

The term "TOTAL FREEDOM" is a marketing contrivance with no corresponding product that can be delivered--by reason of the fact that no such products were ever once produced.

Scientology is, essentially, wall-to-wall marketing gimmicks. That's what Scientology does---it sells words. That is all they do. Here are some example of words they charge a fortune for. Not for the thing the words points to or promises. No. Scientologists are paying to be told the word. After the purchase the rest of the work is left up to the Scientologist themselves, to attempt and somehow manufacture some personal benefit that is derived from that word.

CLEAR

OT

TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE

A CLEARED PLANET

MANKIND'S BEST FRIEND

THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH

WE COME BACK

EXTERIOR WITH FULL PERCEPTION

TOTAL KNOWINGNESS

TOTAL CERTAINTY

SUPERPOWER​


Those are simply the first few Scientolo-Speak words that came to mind.

There are literally hundreds of other such hyperbolic rhetorical slogans

None of those terms, phrases or clauses describe an actual thing that exists. None of those things have any detectable presence in this universe or any other. They are empty abstractions. It's a PT Barnum side-show barker's pitch as people walk nearby. He is trying to sell tickets into the tent, but there is nothing inside the tent.

The only people who do NOT know that these expressions are meaningless are the (knowing how to know) Scientologists. In their credulous, compliant and/or creative minds, the Scientologists are the ones defining the words for themselves. Thus, each person "mocks up" a unique concept of what the words means.

One needn't try to figure out what the terms mean or "clear" the words. Because there is NO MEANING embedded in any of them. The best analogy to understand this better is:

SCIENTOLOGISTS SELL TREASURE MAPS TO LOCATIONS THAT DO NOT
HAVE ANY TREASURE. BUT THAT'S NOT THE CRUELEST TRICK. BECAUSE
THE LOCATIONS, TOWNS & STREETS THEMSELVES DO NOT EXIST EITHER!
WHEN A SCIENTOLOGIST CRUMPLES UP AND THROWS AWAY ALL
THE MAPS THEY EVER BOUGHT FROM SCIENTOLOGY, THAT'S
THE MOMENT THEY HAVE ATTAINED "TOTAL FREEDOM".

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The term "TOTAL FREEDOM" is a marketing contrivance with no corresponding product that can be delivered--by reason of the fact that no such products were ever once produced.

Scientology is, essentially, wall-to-wall marketing gimmicks. That's what Scientology does---it sells words. That is all they do. Here are some example of words they charge a fortune for. Not for the thing the words points to or promises. No. Scientologists are paying to be told the word. After the purchase the rest of the work is left up to the Scientologist to attempt and somehow manufacture some personal benefit that is derived from that word.

CLEAR

OT

TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE

A CLEARED PLANET

MANKIND'S BEST FRIEND

THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH

WE COME BACK

EXTERIOR WITH FULL PERCEPTION

TOTAL KNOWINGNESS

TOTAL CERTAINTY

SUPERPOWER​


Those are just the first that came to mind.

There are literally hundreds of other such hyperbolic rhetorical slogans

None of those terms, phrases or clauses describe an actual thing that exists. None of those things exist in this universe or any other. They are empty abstractions. It's a PT Barnum side-show barker's pitch as people walk nearby. He is trying to sell tickets into the tent, but there is nothing inside the tent.

The only people who do NOT know that these expressions are meaningless are Scientologists. In their credulous, compliant and/or creative minds, the Scientologists are the ones defining the words for themselves. Thus, each person has a unique concept of that the words mean.

One needn't try to figure out what the terms mean or "clear" the words. Because there NO MEANING embedded in any of them. The best analogy to understand this is this:

SCIENTOLOGISTS SELL TREASURE MAPS TO LOCATIONS THAT DO NOT
HAVE ANY TREASURE. BUT THAT'S NOT THE CRUELEST TRICK. BECAUSE
THE LOCATIONS, TOWNS & STREETS THEMSELVES DO NOT EXIST EITHER!
WHEN A SCIENTOLOGIST CRUMPLES UP AND THROWS AWAY ALL
THE MAPS THEY EVER BOUGHT FROM SCIENTOLOGY, THAT'S
THE MOMENT THEY HAVE ATTAINED "TOTAL FREEDOM".

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That has got to be the best concise consolidation of what the cult is really all about.

I feel free!
 

HelluvaHoax!

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from another thread discussing the various
classifications of beings from OTs to DBs to BTs to SPs
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Have you seen G. Filbert's list of entities and beings? It's been thirty five years since I've looked at it but, as I recall, it ranges from beings who are classified as AAA, then AA, then A, then, B, then C, then D. . . . .
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I would suggest that many upper-level Scientologists are already quite familiar with that tech and have a high level of certainty that it really works!

Personally, I get major stable wins from that tech virtually every day when I am studying and insouciantly moving around the identical assortment of used MEST batteries, on this planet!





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HelluvaHoax!

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Once upon a time (1938) L. Ron Hubbard had a transcendental "near death" vision (during a dental operation) where he was enlightened and provided the ONE WORD explanation to all of life in this universe. The magic word that he brought back to the physical realm with him was the one word "SURVIVE!", purported to be the irreducible common denominator of all life forms. He titled the book "THE ONE COMMAND", later changing it to "EXCALIBUR".

I have sometimes wondered what the irreducible conversation ("com cycle") would be between a Scientologist and a Wog. I have never attempted it, but I shall make my first run at it now. It has to be the basic-basic on the chain, the core dynamic of EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION Scientologists have with the unwashed massed called Homo Sapiens.

ATTEMPT #1

HOMO NOVIS
Let's talk.

HOMO SAPIENS
Okay. What about?

HOMO NOVIS
Your degraded state.

HOMO SAPIENS
Okay. If you were talking to me about my
degraded state, what would you say exactly?

HOMO NOVIS
You're not going to make it.

HOMO SAPIENS
Make it where?

HOMO NOVIS
To total freedom for eternity

HOMO SAPIENS
How am I going to do that?

HOMO NOVIS
With L. Ron Hubbards technology.

HOMO SAPIENS
Oh, Scientology. What if I don't agree with Hubbard
and refuse to do what you tell me to do?

HOMO NOVIS
In that case I will pity & despise you for being a downtone DB
who spread toxic black PR about, ridiculed and tried to sabotage
mankind's only hope. So now I will disconnect from your downtone
enturbulative shit forever. Unless you have a lot of money.


HOMO SAPIENS
I do have a lot of money. Now what?

HOMO NOVIS
In that case I think it's just probably a misunderstood
word or third party that's causing all our problems.
As such, I would be delighted to continue talking
to your for as long as it takes for us to
become best friends. I really do so
enjoy spending all this wonderful
time with you and cherish
every moment!


HolyHell, 13 lines of dialog! I had a feeling my first draft was going to be hellaciously too long. I will keep honing it to hopefully get it down to maybe just one fundamental conversation of not more than 3 supremely simple lines of dialogue (i.e. statement-response-statement).

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HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
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2nd attempt at reducing all conversations
Scientologists have with Wogs to
their irreducible minimum.


HOMO NOVIS
Hello! I'm a Scientologist. I'd like to
give you an r-factor--you really suck.

HOMO SAPIENS
WTF?! You don't know me--
why are you insulting me?

HOMO NOVIS
It's nothing personal, it's your case.
Hey come with me to a building near here so
we can scientifically fix the fact you really suck.



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Chuck J.

"Austere Religious Scholar"
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- PART 3 -


HUNTING SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES
when the hunter becomes the hunted


SO, DID "PROJECT CELEBRITY" WORK?
That depends on which era is considered.

First 20 years (1955-1975): (see PART 1)​
Next 25 years (1975-2000): (see PART 2)​
Third 25 years (2000-2025): Alas, brothers and sisters, we turn our COS bibles to the Book of Exodus wherein we read of the chosen people (OTs) deliverance from slavery. And like the Christian Bible it all began with a revelation at the Burning bush Wall (of Fire and also Ire--that there were no 75M year old BTs in the first place). Nobody liked to be tricked into a "suspension of disbelief" not even actors who make fortunes by specializing in such tradecraft.​
One by one Hubbard's glorious celebrity pitchmen began to see their fame and careers plummeting down the dwindling spiral. Scientology's greatest fear--the OT Celebrity Exodus! Jason Lee figured it out and blew. Lisa Marie Presley cognited and blew. Jason Beghe blew down and blew. Leah Remini peeked behind the curtain and saw a clown where the "wizard" once stood, and she rocketed outta there faster than BTs exploding from volcanos. Katie Holmes bolted. Nicole Kidman erased not only her case, but her name from roll call as well. Any hopes of "recovering" Jennifer Lopez as-ised the teams of relentless PI stalkers chased her and Leah around major cities 24/7. Beck went public that he and his music wanted nothing to do with Hubbard's cult. These are just a few of the OLs (Operating Leave-ers) that unceremoniously elected to leave the hoax and join reality.​
SUMMARY: All the remaining celebs are also on a LEAVING ROUTING FORM, but some of them just don't know it yet. None of them have an approved CSW with a qualified replacement for their post. The tiny number of fading entertainers (Cruise, Alley & Travolta) are analogous to Japanese soldiers who hid out in the Philippine jungles 3 decades after WWII was over and the Emperor unconditionally surrenders. The term "loyal officers" comes to mind. Isn't that the highest praise Hubbard ever gave to the most elite member of his paramilitary cult? Celebrity OTs are out there hiding in a remote jungle but they DO have the internet. They just don't look at it because it's probably some kind of trick to get the Emporer to surrender, right? LOL.​
PRO TIP FOR SCIENTOLOGY: The celebrity gimmick tanked and it's not coming back. And Ron's not coming back either. The only thing "coming back" in Scientology is karma and pissed off celebrities who can produce viral award winning shows, books and documentaries that expose the fraud of Scientology*. And don't keep complaining about hugely successful shows like "THE AFTERMATH" with Leah---because Scientology senior executives should have been given an "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER" credit for making it go right to produce that show! LOL​

"Hunting Scientology Celebrities"
END OF PART 3/3

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"....The only thing "coming back" in Scientology is karma..."

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HelluvaHoax!

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from another thread discussing the pretend "OT Wins" that
Scientology regularly publishes to attract new donations,
that links to the original article on Tony Ortega's

UNDERGROUND BUNKER

MIraculous OT success stories are the only thing that "works" in Scientology. People buy those tall tales and thereafter buy the next level that guarantees Scientology marks that they too will very soon be endowed with magical powers!

I particularly liked this OT WIN because it reminded me of one of my own (directly below it).

STOP IN THE NAME OF OT (actually published OT Win)
I HAD JUST CASHED A CHECK and was walking on a very busy street. This was on a weekend, just before the lockdowns, and the sidewalks were jammed. After about half a block, I felt someone was behind me, intently watching me. I kept walking, trying to ignore it. The attention beam at the back of my head was intensifying as I continued walking. I could tell that a man was following me. After a couple of blocks, I picked up the bad intentions from him. I thought I was going to be robbed and could tell he was about to make his move. I stopped and abruptly turned around and instantly spotted the guy. In that moment I saw the depth of his intentions on full display. I raised my right hand and pointed at him and shouted, “Knock it off!” The guy stopped — and in a sliver of a second, he knew that I knew what he wanted. He turned around and hightailed it in the opposite direction. Meanwhile, I continued to head home, knowing that OT power had saved the day. — A.D.
HELLUVAHOAX'S HUGE OT WIN
I HAD JUST CASHED A CHECK TOO AT AN ATM IN THE DALLAS AIRPORT, and was walking towards my gate through the very busy concourse. I felt someone was behind me, intently watching me. I kept walking, trying to ignore it. The attention beam at the back of my head was intensifying as I continued walking. I could tell that a man was following me. After a couple of gates, I picked up the bad intentions from him. I thought I was going to be robbed and could tell he was about to make his move. I stopped and abruptly turned around and instantly spotted the guy. In that moment I saw the depth of his intentions on full display. I raised my right hand and pointed at him and shouted, “Knock it off!” The guy stopped — and in a sliver of a second, he knew that I knew what he wanted. He turned around and hightailed towards the United Airlines counter, where I heard him ask when the next plane (after mine) was going to Tampa. I kept an eye on him as I boarded my flight back to Flag for my 6-month check. As I settled into my seat I was picking up that he had evil purposes towards me as an OT and was planning to stalk me and show up in Clearwater on the next flight. As soon as my plane landed I took a seat in the arriving area and waited for him so I could blast him with another tone 40 command that "This is not Okay!!!" I waited many hours but no planes landed but my stalker never arrived. I asked the gate agent where the missing flight from Dallas was and she told me "there is no"missing flight today". I was going to ask to see the manager but then I cognited---and just smiled to myself--knowing that my postulate to make that stalker disappear was so strong that the the entire plane and its 267 passengers had all literally disappeared. I momentarily felt a little bad for the mass murder, but then I cognited that it was the greatest good. To take full responsibility I sent a bulk telepathic message to the 267 dead passengers, r-factoring them to "go get a new body, in a rich Scientology family". And (again) I had to smile to myself knowing that the as-ised plane could be replaced and the passengers who had their lives ripped away could simply apply Ron's new non-existence formula, start over and rapidly work back up the conditions.. So in reality, it's a win-win situation for everyone!" —H.H.

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HelluvaHoax!

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I love the OT stories that are, essentially, "Nothing happened and I, with my OT powers, made it not happen!"
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LOL!

OT SUCCESS
Every night for several months while I was going to sleep
I picked up that a renegade faction of the 5th Invaders Force
was plotting to come back to Earth and implant all Scientologists,
thereby terminatedly sabotaging Ron's bridge to total freedom. I
finally realized that someone needed to take total responsibility for this
spiritual holocaust before it happened. I telepathically sent them a
very stern warning to "Stop dramatizing your incident or I will issue
a non-enturbulation order!
" That was 17 years ago. Let the record
reflect that no 5th Invader implant crews arrived on Earth during all that
time and Scientology is still flourishing and prospering on this planet!
-Billy Blowdown / OT VIII

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HelluvaHoax!

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HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex

HCO POLICY LETTER OF 7 FEBRUARY 1965

Remimeo
Sthil Students
Assoc/Org Sec Hat
HCO Sec Hat
Case Sup Hat
Ds of P Hat
Ds of T Hat
Staff Member Hat
Missions


ALL LEVELS

KSWWWWW
Keeping Scientology's Weird Woo & Wacky Wins Working


We have some time since passed the point of achieving uniformly workable OT wins.

The only thing now is getting the miraculous OT wins published.

If you can’t get the OT wins published then you can’t collect the donations that marks promised. It’s as simple as that. If you can get the OT wins published you can deliver what’s promised (receipts marked "paid" and completion certificates)

The only thing you can be upbraided for by students or pc's is “no OT wins to read about in Scientology promo". Trouble spots occur only where there are “no OT wins” published that guarantee miraculous supernatural abilities empowering one to be able to make the minimum charge card payments for all the loans taken to buy the OT bridge.

Attacks from governments or monopolies occur only where there are “no OT wins” being incessantly publicized and lorded over DB Scientologists who have no such powers.

Therefore the road before Scientology is clear and its ultimate success is assured if the technology called OT Success Stories is applied.

We’re not playing some minor game or promoting some minor wins in Scientology. It isn’t cute or something to do for lack of something better.

The whole agonized future of this planet, every man, woman and child on it, and your own destiny for the next endless trillions of years depend on what you do here and now with publishing electrifying OT wins.

This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now (of promoting deliverable products/results) we may never again have another chance (to bank endless billions in legal defense funds in case they ever figure out what we are doing exactly and how our "religious" racket works).

Remember, this is our first chance to do so in all the endless trillions of years of the past. Don’t muff it now because it seems unpleasant or unsocial to publish unverified miraculous OT wins (that are quite obviously lies or at best delusional ideation).

Publish them and we’ll win.


L. RON HUBBARD
Founder


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freethinker

Controversial
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Once upon a time (1938) L. Ron Hubbard had a transcendental "near death" vision (during a dental operation) where he was enlightened and provided the ONE WORD explanation to all of life in this universe. The magic word that he brought back to the physical realm with him was the one word "SURVIVE!", purported to be the irreducible common denominator of all life forms. He titled the book "THE ONE COMMAND", later changing it to "EXCALIBUR".

I have sometimes wondered what the irreducible conversation ("com cycle") would be between a Scientologist and a Wog. I have never attempted it, but I shall make my first run at it now. It has to be the basic-basic on the chain, the core dynamic of EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION Scientologists have with the unwashed massed called Homo Sapiens.

ATTEMPT #1

HOMO NOVIS
Let's talk.

HOMO SAPIENS
Okay. What about?

HOMO NOVIS
Your degraded state.

HOMO SAPIENS
Okay. If you were talking to me about my
degraded state, what would you say exactly?

HOMO NOVIS
You're not going to make it.

HOMO SAPIENS
Make it where?

HOMO NOVIS
To total freedom for eternity

HOMO SAPIENS
How am I going to do that?

HOMO NOVIS
With L. Ron Hubbards technology.

HOMO SAPIENS
Oh, Scientology. What if I don't agree with Hubbard
and refuse to do what you tell me to do?

HOMO NOVIS
In that case I will pity & despise you for being a downtone DB
who spread toxic black PR about, ridiculed and tried to sabotage
mankind's only hope. So now I will disconnect from your downtone
enturbulative shit forever. Unless you have a lot of money.


HOMO SAPIENS
I do have a lot of money. Now what?

HOMO NOVIS
In that case I think it's just probably a misunderstood
word or third party that's causing all our problems.
As such, I would be delighted to continue talking
to your for as long as it takes for us to
become best friends. I really do so
enjoy spending all this wonderful
time with you and cherish
every moment!


HolyHell, 13 lines of dialog! I had a feeling my first draft was going to be hellaciously too long. I will keep honing it to hopefully get it down to maybe just one fundamental conversation of not more than 3 supremely simple lines of dialogue (i.e. statement-response-statement).

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I have the ultimate faith in you but you will never be able to keep it down to three lines. You have to face facts, you are doomed and caught in a creative writing tornado that has whisked you off to Kansas where you hit the ground and said.... Oh Yeah... Lions and Tigers and Bears.
 

freethinker

Controversial

freethinker

Controversial
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HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex

HCO POLICY LETTER OF 7 FEBRUARY 1965

Remimeo
Sthil Students
Assoc/Org Sec Hat
HCO Sec Hat
Case Sup Hat
Ds of P Hat
Ds of T Hat
Staff Member Hat
Missions


ALL LEVELS

KSWWWWW
Keeping Scientology's Weird Woo & Wacky Wins Working


We have some time since passed the point of achieving uniformly workable OT wins.

The only thing now is getting the miraculous OT wins published.

If you can’t get the OT wins published then you can’t collect the donations that marks promised. It’s as simple as that. If you can get the OT wins published you can deliver what’s promised (receipts marked "paid" and completion certificates)

The only thing you can be upbraided for by students or pc's is “no OT wins to read about in Scientology promo". Trouble spots occur only where there are “no OT wins” published that guarantee miraculous supernatural abilities empowering one to be able to make the minimum charge card payments for all the loans taken to buy the OT bridge.

Attacks from governments or monopolies occur only where there are “no OT wins” being incessantly publicized and lorded over DB Scientologists who have no such powers.

Therefore the road before Scientology is clear and its ultimate success is assured if the technology called OT Success Stories is applied.

We’re not playing some minor game or promoting some minor wins in Scientology. It isn’t cute or something to do for lack of something better.

The whole agonized future of this planet, every man, woman and child on it, and your own destiny for the next endless trillions of years depend on what you do here and now with publishing electrifying OT wins.

This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now (of promoting deliverable products/results) we may never again have another chance (to bank endless billions in legal defense funds in case they ever figure out what we are doing exactly and how our "religious" racket works).

Remember, this is our first chance to do so in all the endless trillions of years of the past. Don’t muff it now because it seems unpleasant or unsocial to publish unverified miraculous OT wins (that are quite obviously lies or at best delusional ideation).

Publish them and we’ll win.


L. RON HUBBARD
Founder


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Is this the Green New Deal? Where is Ocasio Hubbard?
 

freethinker

Controversial
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HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex

HCO POLICY LETTER OF 7 FEBRUARY 1965

Remimeo
Sthil Students
Assoc/Org Sec Hat
HCO Sec Hat
Case Sup Hat
Ds of P Hat
Ds of T Hat
Staff Member Hat
Missions


ALL LEVELS

KSWWWWW
Keeping Scientology's Weird Woo & Wacky Wins Working


We have some time since passed the point of achieving uniformly workable OT wins.

The only thing now is getting the miraculous OT wins published.

If you can’t get the OT wins published then you can’t collect the donations that marks promised. It’s as simple as that. If you can get the OT wins published you can deliver what’s promised (receipts marked "paid" and completion certificates)

The only thing you can be upbraided for by students or pc's is “no OT wins to read about in Scientology promo". Trouble spots occur only where there are “no OT wins” published that guarantee miraculous supernatural abilities empowering one to be able to make the minimum charge card payments for all the loans taken to buy the OT bridge.

Attacks from governments or monopolies occur only where there are “no OT wins” being incessantly publicized and lorded over DB Scientologists who have no such powers.

Therefore the road before Scientology is clear and its ultimate success is assured if the technology called OT Success Stories is applied.

We’re not playing some minor game or promoting some minor wins in Scientology. It isn’t cute or something to do for lack of something better.

The whole agonized future of this planet, every man, woman and child on it, and your own destiny for the next endless trillions of years depend on what you do here and now with publishing electrifying OT wins.

This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now (of promoting deliverable products/results) we may never again have another chance (to bank endless billions in legal defense funds in case they ever figure out what we are doing exactly and how our "religious" racket works).

Remember, this is our first chance to do so in all the endless trillions of years of the past. Don’t muff it now because it seems unpleasant or unsocial to publish unverified miraculous OT wins (that are quite obviously lies or at best delusional ideation).

Publish them and we’ll win.


L. RON HUBBARD
Founder


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I think the first line should read:

We have long since passed the point of making shit up. It's time for all Scientologist's to make this made up shit look real. Your hat, should you decide to accept it, is to make Scientology a reality in people's minds so we can achieve "if it isn't true for you you aren't being convincing enough".
 

guanoloco

As-Wased
Oh yeah??

Try this, directly from the man himself:

THE TRUE STORY of Scientology is simple, concise and direct. It is quickly told:


  1. A philosopher developed a philosophy about life and death.
  2. People find it interesting.
  3. People find it works.
  4. People pass it along to others.
  5. It grows.
The next time that you find yourself all wrapped in your worries and problems and how significant that you are just whip out that "Ron the Director" pic and you'll soon find yourself laughing away at how stupid you truly are. It has a way of humbling one so that your petty foibles and struggles with the universe get put into a proper perspective and you won't have to take yourself so seriously after all.




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Bill

Well-known member
Oh yeah??

Try this, directly from the man himself:

THE TRUE STORY of Scientology is simple, concise and direct. It is quickly told:


  1. A philosopher developed a philosophy about life and death.
  2. People find it interesting.
  3. People find it works.
  4. People pass it along to others.
  5. It grows.
My own "True Story of Scientology".

...to sum it all up:
L. Ron Hubbard worked out how to make people pay a lot of money to "get rid of" things that don't exist.
 
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