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PART II: The Modern Science of Ruin Handling
PART II: The Modern Science of Ruin Handling
1967 - 2021
AUDITOR
Today we are going to locate and erase the
single thing that is causing all your problems.
Close your eyes and find the Body Thetan
that is ruining your life.
PRECLEAR
As far as I can recall I didn't receive any BTs
during my lifetime. Or even pre-natal.
I can't find or see anything.
AUDITOR
What about before pre-natal like the time XENU
implanted you with BTs 75 million years ago?
PRECLEAR
(looks in vain)
. . .same problem. I can't find or see anything.
AUDITOR
Eureka! That's it! Keep repeating the words
"I can't find or see anything"
PRECLEAR
Why should I do that?
AUDITOR
Hey, that's why you can't recall the BT implant
that is ruining your life. Because during
that implant someone must have said the
words "I can't find or see anything".
PRECLEAR
I don't know. That sounds stupid and
this auditing is costing me a fortune!
And don't even dare tell me to repeat
those words that "it's stupid and
costing me a fortune"!
AUDITOR
We don't do that any more. We now handle
natter by simply routing the Preclear to ethics
to write up their crimes and do an amends project
to make up the damage for trying to sabotage mankind's
only hope of ever escaping from the MEST trap.
PRECLEAR
Which MEST trap are you referring to?
AUDITOR
The MEST trap where evil power-mad beings evaluate for you by
implanting you with fake wholetrack incidents, ludicrous lies,
manufactured memories, ridiculous ruins
and fugazi phenomena.
PRECLEAR
That's weird. I can't tell if you are
talking about Xenu or Scientology.
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AUDITOR
Today we are going to locate and erase the
single thing that is causing all your problems.
Close your eyes and find the Body Thetan
that is ruining your life.
PRECLEAR
As far as I can recall I didn't receive any BTs
during my lifetime. Or even pre-natal.
I can't find or see anything.
AUDITOR
What about before pre-natal like the time XENU
implanted you with BTs 75 million years ago?
PRECLEAR
(looks in vain)
. . .same problem. I can't find or see anything.
AUDITOR
Eureka! That's it! Keep repeating the words
"I can't find or see anything"
PRECLEAR
Why should I do that?
AUDITOR
Hey, that's why you can't recall the BT implant
that is ruining your life. Because during
that implant someone must have said the
words "I can't find or see anything".
PRECLEAR
I don't know. That sounds stupid and
this auditing is costing me a fortune!
And don't even dare tell me to repeat
those words that "it's stupid and
costing me a fortune"!
AUDITOR
We don't do that any more. We now handle
natter by simply routing the Preclear to ethics
to write up their crimes and do an amends project
to make up the damage for trying to sabotage mankind's
only hope of ever escaping from the MEST trap.
PRECLEAR
Which MEST trap are you referring to?
AUDITOR
The MEST trap where evil power-mad beings evaluate for you by
implanting you with fake wholetrack incidents, ludicrous lies,
manufactured memories, ridiculous ruins
and fugazi phenomena.
PRECLEAR
That's weird. I can't tell if you are
talking about Xenu or Scientology.
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