TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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STANDARD TECH QUOTE OF THE DAY
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“When reading a book, be very certain that you never go past a word you do not fully understand. The only reason a person gives up a study or becomes confused or unable to learn is because he or she has gone past a word that was not understood.” ― L. Ron Hubbard

FREE TRANSLATION
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“When reading a book, be very certain that you never disagree with an idea you do not fully accept. The only reason a person gives up a study or becomes confused or unable to learn is because he or she has gone into reactive agreement with the wholetrack implanters that electronically flooded false data into their pathetically credulous minds."



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[Karen#1]

The IAS members and Miscavige have devised a ploy to scam people of money to "build a better civilization". It is rip off cash with no accountability as to where it goes and the cult continues to hoard it ~~ with plenty of cash for lawyers and PIs for dirty tricks...
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[HelluvaHoax!]

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The IAS members and Miscavige have devised a (plan) to "build a better civilization". . .

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I don't always keep up on the news and current events.

How did those Scientologists do on their lovely plans to build a better civilization? I am very hopeful that they succeeded and would love to hear some of the wins of mankind on this planet!


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[Karen#1]

.I don't always keep up on the news and current events.

How did those Scientologist do on their lovely plans to build a better civilization? I am very hopeful that they succeeded and would love to hear some of the wins of mankind on this planet!

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The "come on" to extort the cash is a spiel that the cult will build a SAFER Planet for you, your children and grandchildren.

Excerpt:
What the data says about gun deaths in the U.S.
By John Gramlich

More Americans died of gun-related injuries in 2020 than in any other year on record, according to recently published statistics from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

What the data says about gun deaths in the U.S.

In 2020, the U.S. experienced a record number of gun murders, as well as a near-record number of gun suicides.

www.pewresearch.org

 

[Karen#1]

The scammers of the IAS were delighted at how much they were able to extort in their first year, (for no exchange) and expanded the next year..more of them

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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The scammers of the IAS were delighted at how much they were able to extort in their first year, (for no exchange) and expanded the next year..more of them.

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You claim that there was "no exchange" for the many hundreds of millions of dollars the IAS regged & banked. Yet the evidence shows that the COS exchanged in abundance by giving their donors:

- - shiny photos of themselves in glossy IAS mags!​

- - shiny bowling trophies with their names on it!​

- - shiny lapel pins proudly printed with "IAS"!​

In addition to all that, donors were also bestowed (at no extra charge) prestigiously dreamy, status-rendering titles— like Patron, Patron with Merit, Patron Emeritus and Patron Meretricious!

But that's not all! Donors were also given the exclusive rights to sit in the best big-being, big donor seats at all events, in front of the pitiful smaller DB (Donor Being) sections.

But wait, there's more! All the really big check writers also received the priceless gift from IAS execs that the donor's personal Eternity would be safeguarded!

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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HUBBARD'S THEORY ON
"THE MOST DANGEROUS TONE LEVEL"

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ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC PROOF ON
"THE MOST DANGEROUS TONE LEVEL"

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[Reyne Mayer]

they mention 7 area missions in this video.

all have gone belly up, most didn't last for even a decade. maybe that's why SF is still reportedly one of the largest orgs around, they cannibalized the remains of a whole region's worth of missions:

so much for the claim that 'ideal' orgs would spawn more missions. they're actually mission killers, though most only rip off and finish off the one mission closest to them, like in Ventura, Dublin, etc.

 

[ILove2Lurk]

so much for the claim that 'ideal' orgs would spawn more missions.

We see this again and again . . . in a "pretend world" fantasies can be held up as truths,
and the players are OK with them.

"One positive postulate to rule them all."

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Scientology's "learning technology" contains a little thing called "key words". The newbie studying any subject is supposed to "clear" the "key words" of that new subject before they actually jump in and start studying it. For example, let's say a Scientologist wants to become a nuclear scientist like Ron, before they enroll in university classes they would compile and clear foundational words like "nuclear", "atomic", "radioactive", "fission", et al.

It's a decent idea to look up words and become familiar with a subject and gain clarity. Dictionaries have been around before Scientology discovered them in the 1960s. In fact, English language dictionaries came into use two centuries before Hubbard "discovered" them when Samuel Johnson first published one in 1775.

The problem with Scientology is that the "key word" list that Scientologists are required to study only contains Hubbard-approved words and meticulously avoids any terms that expose Scientology's and its founder's hoax.

It would be extremely helpful if new Scientologists studied the key words of Scientology that are normally censored, such as:

CULT: This is a very enturbulative word to Scientologists. They are not allowed to read about it, clear it or think about it. In fact, in the entire history of Scientology there has never been one (1) single Scientologist who has ever successfully clay demo'd that word. Because at the precise moment they "clear" the word, they are no longer a Scientologist--having blown upon realizing that they had somehow been duped into joining a creepy & cringey cult. ​

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ERASURE: Scientologists love the concept that they can "erase" anything unwanted in their lives if they simply pay for auditing and "look at" it during a session. Hubbard's greatest discovery is that the being can make anything holding them down disappear and vanish from sight. This is so central to the core of Scientology's "Bridge To OT" that every single auditing process is run until the "charge", the problem and the " ruin" literally vanishes and becomes invisible! Hubbard's ingenious technology helps each enrolled PC to acquire these "vanishing" powers by the use of gradients wherein they are directed to only audit phenomena that Ron previously made invisible, like engrams and BTs.​

SUMMARY: 99.9% of all Scientology "wins" are related to finding and handling invisible things. Once those invisible things are gone, the e-meter needle will float while the PC rejoices. After such a moment of transcendent victory, the being is then able to utilize and demonstrate magically miraculous super-powers, which naturally are likewise invisible. People who disagree with any of these spectacular OT achievements are themselves vanished from view in a sacred religious ceremony called "Declare".


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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FAQ
ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY'S MIRACULOUS POWER
TO MAKE ALL PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR​

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QUESTION: Do all Scientologists acquire such magical powers to make unwanted things vanish?
ANSWER: Yes, once a Scientologist completes "Grade 1" (problems processing) they have acquired the ability to "Recognize the source of problems and make them vanish". After that nothing ever bothers the Scientologist and they are problem free for eternity!

QUESTION: How long does it take to become a Grade 1?
ANSWER: It depends on the individual and how many problems they are dramatizing. For example, if they have a lot of financial problems, it would take them considerably longer.

QUESTION: If a Grade 1 can instantly erase all problems from their life, why do they need to spend another half-million dollars and do the rest of the Grade Chart?
ANSWER: Because the two (2) most harmful things to a being (engrams & BTs) were made invisible and therefore hard to locate by some unidentified yet diabolically tricky implanter.

QUESTION: Is spotting the "source of a problem" the same thing as "finding the WHY"?
ANSWER: Yes, those two things are synonymous.

QUESTION: It seems like the WHY could be anything, so couldn't that take many years or decades to find the right WHY?
ANSWER: Yes, it used to be an inordinately long process. However Dr. Hubbard discovered a law which narrows the search down and reduces the time required to just a few minutes or even seconds. The "Hubbard Law of Whys" states that: "For any non-ideal condition to exist, the WHY is always a DB and/or SP lower on the command channel than the admirably pan-determined and ethical being conducting the search for the problem's source."

QUESTION: Are there any drills a being can do to practice and increase their ability to make harmful things disappear?
ANSWER: Yes, all Scientologists are encouraged to drill often on making harmful things disappear from their lines. This can be done on a gradient by the being offloading & donating harmful physical universe impediments like savings and other similarly enturbulating MEST phenomena and assets to their favorite church or non-profit.

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[Karen#1]

Want your FREEDOM *guaranteed?*

LOL

 

[Operating DB]

Want your FREEDOM *guaranteed?*

LOL

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Oh, that hair!!! It looks like a poodle.

 

[Enthetan]

so much for the claim that 'ideal' orgs would spawn more missions. they're actually mission killers, though most only rip off and finish off the one mission closest to them, like in Ventura, Dublin, etc.

It was by design.

Missions were barely tolerated at best. A mission only needed to send 10% of gross income to Int Management. For an Org, the FBO could rip off nearly ALL the GI, except for the bare minimum needed to keep the doors open. So the game was to turn the missions into orgs, or (if the field was not big enough to support an org) for the nearest org to slurp up the public of the mission.

It was a similar deal with field auditors. They were tolerated as long as they flowed public into the org, but barely tolerated.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Want your FREEDOM *guaranteed?*

LOL​

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We just ran that ThetaSpeak™ through an acronym
deciphering app & translation software——into English.

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[ILove2Lurk]

That digital graphics tool is extremely dangerous in your hands.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

That digital graphics tool is extremely dangerous in your hands.

LOL!

Truth be told, only about 1 in 50 of my pathetic graphics just randomly comes out within a light year of the way I am envisioning it. I don't know how to use graphic tools (and refuse to learn so that I discourage myself from investing even more time creating content). However, very rarely, the original graphic conveniently and mercifully "lends itself" to an incredibly simple "fix" and that is always a moment for me to marvel and rejoice. LOL.

However, I am deeply honored to read your encouraging words, Master Po!

Humbly attentive disciple holds ashtray for IL2L--the Master of Meme-Fu


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[Veda]

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We just ran that ThetaSpeak™ through an acronym
deciphering app & translation software——into English.

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Miscavige is 62 years old. Is his hair dyed? Is he wearing a toupee?

 

[Reyne Mayer]

It was by design.

Missions were barely tolerated at best.

it seems to me int management wishes there were still missions feeding lots of customers to the orgs, and that more were being founded in the wake of 'ideal' orgs that were doing as it's claimed they're supposed to, and sending more money uplines than before regardless.

before the Santa Barbara org was moved to an 'ideal' building in Ventura, the mission there reportedly had Sea Orgers sent out to work with it, presumably to bulk it up in preparation for the org moving there, and 'expansion' in the area. most obviously in other relatively recent openings in Columbus and Kansas City, the Sea Org has apparently been sent out to try to figure out how newly 'ideal' orgs function as they're supposed to, and actually expand stably rather than just crashing back down to about their original size.

from what i can tell the orgs and missions have been fighting over pieces of a shrinking pie since the '70s. since the '80s the orgs have consistently been on the losing end. half a century or more on, there's so little interest in scientology (or similar things of the midcentury and counterculture eras). the reality is that now most towns aren't big enough for an org and mission/s.

Buenaventura mission in 2019:



actually using a space the mission holder had leased for their real business Coastal Connections in unit 11 (i've seen some indications they might have 'expanded' into unit 12 for the last year or two, perhaps as part of that push from above):



after the February 2020 opening of the 'ideal' org building in Ventura -- gone:

 

[onceuponatime]

It was by design.

Missions were barely tolerated at best. A mission only needed to send 10% of gross income to Int Management. For an Org, the FBO could rip off nearly ALL the GI, except for the bare minimum needed to keep the doors open. So the game was to turn the missions into orgs, or (if the field was not big enough to support an org) for the nearest org to slurp up the public of the mission.

It was a similar deal with field auditors. They were tolerated as long as they flowed public into the org, but barely tolerated.

Well the whole idea is that missions/field auditors flow new people into the org, the org then flows public up to a Sea Org service org and eventually they wind up at FSO on OT VII. The reality is that since new people aren't coming in, they all end up fighting over the same public. Since they all have a lot of overlap as far as what services they deliver, it becomes a game of who can backstab the most. Anytime someone isn't 100% happy (they get told they aren't clear or something) it's very easy for an org higher on the food chain to swoop in, tell them that their folders have been reviewed and they have out-tech on their case!!! They need to go to the upper org immediately to get handled or they could die!!! Now instead of doing services at their local org, they are only doing services at Flag.

All of this results in a lot of infighting and waste, as the various Scientology orgs essentially compete against each other. There are ways to solve this, but since Scientology doesn't really care about expansion, what they care about is extracting all they can from their public, the current model works fine.

it seems to me int management wishes there were still missions feeding lots of customers to the orgs, and that more were being founded in the wake of 'ideal' orgs that were doing as it's claimed they're supposed to, and sending more money uplines than before regardless.

before the Santa Barbara org was moved to an 'ideal' building in Ventura, the mission there reportedly had Sea Orgers sent out to work with it, presumably to bulk it up in preparation for the org moving there, and 'expansion' in the area. most obviously in other relatively recent openings in Columbus and Kansas City, the Sea Org has apparently been sent out to try to figure out how newly 'ideal' orgs function as they're supposed to, and actually expand stably rather than just crashing back down to about their original size.

from what i can tell the orgs and missions have been fighting over pieces of a shrinking pie since the '70s. since the '80s the orgs have consistently been on the losing end. half a century or more on, there's so little interest in scientology (or similar things of the midcentury and counterculture eras). the reality is that now most towns aren't big enough for an org and mission/s.

Buenaventura mission in 2019:

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actually using a space the mission holder had leased for their real business Coastal Connections in unit 11 (i've seen some indications they might have 'expanded' into unit 12 for the last year or two, perhaps as part of that push from above):

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after the February 2020 opening of the 'ideal' org building in Ventura -- gone:

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Yes, this is it exactly, they are all fighting over the same shrinking pie. The bigger, more equipped orgs (SO orgs in particular) will do better about protecting their slice, and stealing from other's slices, so they will be the last to show signs of failure. But as the pie gets smaller, and more and more gets stolen by others, the Class V orgs that were barely scraping by will be in real trouble, which we have already started to see. Missions have also already been hit hard, everyone steals from them.