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And what's wrong with that? It worked for me!For those far left Liberals who are fans, you should know that Timothy Leary claimed LSD would turn lesbians into heterosexuals.
TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
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HelluvaHoax!
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LOL
Let's now run Hubbard's gaslighting propaganda through the CultSpeak Translator app:
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Let's now run Hubbard's gaslighting propaganda through the CultSpeak Translator app:
A "philosopher" wrote 36 years of outrageous lies.
People find that it is a cruel hoax to steal all their money & time.
People tell others (we call them whistleblowers)
People find that it is a cruel hoax to steal all their money & time.
People tell others (we call them whistleblowers)
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A freaky factual footnote to Hubbard's creepy conniving crusade to convince others that he was a "philosopher".
By relentlessly attacking mankind in a nonstop 36 year crime wave of fraud, gaslighting, deviously diabolical deceptions and Big Lies*---Hubbard in fact conclusively proved that he hated wisdom.
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* Big Lie (wiki): A big lie is a propaganda technique. The expression was coined by Adolf Hitler, when he dictated his 1925 book Mein Kampf, about the use of a lie so "colossal" that no one would believe that someone "could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously".
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A freaky factual footnote to Hubbard's creepy conniving crusade to convince others that he was a "philosopher".
Etymology: The term ‘Philosophy' is coined from the Greek words ‘Philo’ meaning ‘love’ and ‘Sophos’ meaning ‘Wisdom’. Thus, love of wisdom.
By relentlessly attacking mankind in a nonstop 36 year crime wave of fraud, gaslighting, deviously diabolical deceptions and Big Lies*---Hubbard in fact conclusively proved that he hated wisdom.
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* Big Lie (wiki): A big lie is a propaganda technique. The expression was coined by Adolf Hitler, when he dictated his 1925 book Mein Kampf, about the use of a lie so "colossal" that no one would believe that someone "could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously".
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HelluvaHoax!
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Nominated For a Special Award In The Category Of
Hyperbolically Hubristic Hubbardian Hypocrisy
"GRANTING OF BEINGNESS"
Dr. Hubbard's scientific research discovered that
Granting Of Beingness ("GOB") is "The finest thing a thetan can do!"
Hyperbolically Hubristic Hubbardian Hypocrisy
"GRANTING OF BEINGNESS"
Dr. Hubbard's scientific research discovered that
Granting Of Beingness ("GOB") is "The finest thing a thetan can do!"
Without GOB there cannot be any case gain. Nobody can go Clear or OT without GOB. It's even in the sacred Auditor's Code!
"14. I promise to grant beingness to the preclear in session."
Dr. Hubbard writes and lectures extensively to lower case level beings (wogs and Scientologists) that any success or happiness one ever hopes to achieve fully depends on one's ability to Grant Beingness to others!
“The ability to assume or to grant beingness is probably the
highest of human virtues. It is even more important to be able
to permit other people to have beingness than to
be able oneself to assume it."
Ron Hubbard – The Conditions of Life - 8 May 1956
I trust that it would be both instructive, illuminating and inspiring to review a few examples of how the two greatest OTs that ever lived (Commodore/COB) used the magical power of GRANTING BEINGNESS to save the planet and bring unprecedented happiness to all mankind: highest of human virtues. It is even more important to be able
to permit other people to have beingness than to
be able oneself to assume it."
Ron Hubbard – The Conditions of Life - 8 May 1956
example #1: When the Commodore noticed that a 4 year old had chewed on a piece of paper that was laying around in his office on the ship. Ron promptly GRANTED BEINGNESS to the child by throwing them into a nightmarish chain locker where they uncontrollably and hysterically cried for days while being terrorized.
example #2: When COB noticed that someone did not have the right expression on their face while listening to one of his roaring, rampaging recriminations. Miscavige promptly GRANTED BEINGNESS to the staff member by leaping across a conference table and beating and kicking them to the ground in a trembling, bloody heap.
example #3: When the Commodore noticed that a professional author named Paulette was writing what she observed and experienced with Scientology. When Ron realized that she was following his scripture ("What's real to you is real") and writing what was real to her, Dr. Hubbard promptly GRANTED BEINGNESS to Paulette by dispatching black-ops goon squads to frame her for fake bomb threats that would send her away to federal prison. To be sure she was GRANTED enough BEINGNESS Ron also assigned sociopathic missionaires to drive her psychotic so that she would be committed to an insane asylum and others to bankrupt her, destroy her physical health and drive her to suicide.
example # 4: When the Commodore noticed that his son Quentin was miserable in the billion year slave ranks of the Sea Organization----because his goal and dream was to become a professional pilot, Ron prompted GRANTED BEINGNESS to his boy. And no matter how sad, enturbulated, arc-broken or depressed Quentin became, Ron kept GRANTING BEINGNESS to him and forbid him from talking about or even thinking about airplanes, until Quentin finally killed himself.
example # 5: When Ron earned hundreds of millions of dollars by selling auditing to others, he meticulously trained his international teams of auditors to always GRANT BEINGNESS to the preclears in session. Then when any preclear would say or think the slightest disagreement or criticism of Ron in session, Ron commanded his auditors to promptly GRANT BEINGNESS to the PC by writing up a "Knowledge Report" on them and routing them to ETHICS to be subjected to degrading and tortuous lower "conditions" handling. Because Hubbard was scientifically determined to be "mankind's greatest friend" he additionally GRANTED BEINGNESS to PCs wishing to avoid savage ethics, by allowing them to buy additional intensives to be interrogated in metered "sec checks".
There are literally thousands of other examples that come to mind. Feel free to contribute your own "GRANTING BEINGNESS" moments where Scientology's holy scripture shone thru and everyone wins!
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Chuck J.
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$cientology making things more difficult than needed and trying to "reinvent the wheel.". There already a well established metholdogy for this: One is an ON switch another is the OFF switch.
HelluvaHoax!
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cross-posted from another thread. . .
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Perhaps we should turn this puzzling question over to an expert, Don Hubbard.
posted by L. Don Hubbard
I have researched and scientifically verified the percentage of blown Scientologists.
It's 97.5%.
The remaining 2.5% who remain loyal to the disgracefully debunked tech are com-laggers and stragglers.
My wholetrack research about this phenomena is covered in greater detail within the HCOB "The Anti-Comlagger Personality - The Anti-Stragglerologist".
ML,
Don Hubbard
"I'll not always be here on guard---
sometimes I have to go to another
website to check the weather."
- L. Don Hubbard
LINK
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HelluvaHoax!
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LOL!
The only thing that made sense about Hubbard's "What turns it on turns it off" is that it was an excellent gimmick to handle disgruntled customers when the tech didn't work (i.e. every single level of the grade chart).
The gimmick is also in wide use within the charlatan segment of the nutritional industry. Here's how it works.
CUSTOMER
Omg, your (auditing commands/vitamins) made me really sick!
I feel worse now than before I came to you for help!
CHARLATAN
This is all quite normal and expected. Of course you
are very sick now, that is a very good sign that the
(bank/disease) is running itself out of your system.
We only need to continue doing what made you (insane/sick)
so let's get that next (intensive/shipment of vitamins)
paid for, let's just use the same charge card as before
and do it now before your whole (eternity/body) is ruined!
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Omg, your (auditing commands/vitamins) made me really sick!
I feel worse now than before I came to you for help!
CHARLATAN
This is all quite normal and expected. Of course you
are very sick now, that is a very good sign that the
(bank/disease) is running itself out of your system.
We only need to continue doing what made you (insane/sick)
so let's get that next (intensive/shipment of vitamins)
paid for, let's just use the same charge card as before
and do it now before your whole (eternity/body) is ruined!
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Irayam
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I am not far left Liberals, I am not lesbian and I am heterosexual. And yet I've tried LSD 5 or 6 times in my life. These trips have finally brought me a lot more than just Scientology. Not to mention the value for money.For those far left Liberals who are fans, you should know that Timothy Leary claimed LSD would turn lesbians into heterosexuals.
HelluvaHoax!
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It's only an "apparency" that the Church of Scientology has no public spokesperson.
The "reality" is that the Church of Scientology is applying TR-O.
This is the long-sought-after proof that OTs do have a miraculous supernatural ability! Because, since 1950, Scientologists have shown that power every single day---the ability to "be there and do nothing".
Nobody has ever once been able to debunk Scientologists' claim that they just sit there and DO NOTHING.
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posted from another thread, discussing the huge
public relations flaps that Scientology keep having
and the bizarre reveal that the the masters of public
relations and communication do not have even one
individual who can speak for them in the media. . .
public relations flaps that Scientology keep having
and the bizarre reveal that the the masters of public
relations and communication do not have even one
individual who can speak for them in the media. . .
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It's only an "apparency" that the Church of Scientology has no public spokesperson.
The "reality" is that the Church of Scientology is applying TR-O.
This is the long-sought-after proof that OTs do have a miraculous supernatural ability! Because, since 1950, Scientologists have shown that power every single day---the ability to "be there and do nothing".
Nobody has ever once been able to debunk Scientologists' claim that they just sit there and DO NOTHING.
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Karen#1
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ILove2Lurk
. . Lisbeth Salander . . Back in Sweden
HelluvaHoax!
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What ever happened to PUBLIC RELATIONS TECH that works 100% of the time?
What ever happened to unstoppable STANDARD ADMIN TECH?
What ever happened to the SP SHATTERING TECH?
What ever happened to using TONE 40 POSTULATES?
What ever happened to OTS USING MIRACULOUS SUPERPOWERS?
What ever happened to TOTAL CAUSE OVER ALL LIFE?
here is what happened. . .
that's what happened. . .
that's what always happens when
the cult makes a delusionally deranged claim. . .
nothing happens.
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that's what always happens when
the cult makes a delusionally deranged claim. . .
nothing happens.
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posted by IL2L
omg----- lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol-----hilarious!
if i was still in the cult and happened to be on an e-meter when I read that, right now some gangly teen with a crisp German/Swiss/Austrian accent would be rushing up to me with a clip board and a breathless r-factor, that that I have "...a cycle to do at the Examiner". Then they would body route me there and I'd be asked by the Examiner if I want to attest.
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AN ALL NEW FEATURE ON THE STUPID THREAD
DUELING DIANETICISTS!
"A culture is only as great as its dreams,
and its dreams are dreamed by artists."
- L. Ron Hubbard
"A cult is only as great as its income streams,
and its streams are dreamed by con artists."
- L. Don Hubbard
DUELING DIANETICISTS!
"A culture is only as great as its dreams,
and its dreams are dreamed by artists."
- L. Ron Hubbard
"A cult is only as great as its income streams,
and its streams are dreamed by con artists."
- L. Don Hubbard
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Orwell's dystopian masterwork (1984) has DOUBLE-SPEAK.
Hubbard's dysfunctional moneywork ($1,984*) has DOUBLE-TECH.
* $1,984 - The cost in the 1950s to buy all Dr. Hubbard's books, training courses and auditing up to Clear.
DOUBLE TECH DILEMMA DU JOUR
AIRLINE PASSENGER #1
(notices stranger in next seat)
Hello! I couldn't help noticing that you are reading an original
1950 copy of the book Dianetics. Have you tried it?
AIRLINE PASSENGER #2
Oh yes! I studied and applied Dr. Hubbard's
tech in 1950 when it first was published!
AIRLINE PASSENGER #1
Wow, what an incredible coincidence, because I also studied
Dr. Hubbards's tech in 1950 when it first was published!
AIRLINE PASSENGER #2
Well that's amazing. Did you go Clear?
AIRLINE PASSENGER #1
Oh yes. I am very proud to share that Dr. Hubbard
personally audited me and declared me to
be the "The World's First Clear"!
AIRLINE PASSENGER #2
Wow, because Dr. Hubbard personally audited
me too and he also declared me to be
"The World's First Clear"!
PASSENGER #1 & PASSENGER #2 (in unison)
Wow! Amazing!
They both then turn and go back to what they were doing just before meeting,
without asking or wondering about what just happened. Because they
are both Scientologists--who assume that 2 "World's First Clears" sounds
like a very upstat ideal scene. Just the kind of causative expansion miracle
that once again is possible because of Ron's amazing OT powers.
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Orwell's dystopian masterwork (1984) has DOUBLE-SPEAK.
Hubbard's dysfunctional moneywork ($1,984*) has DOUBLE-TECH.
* $1,984 - The cost in the 1950s to buy all Dr. Hubbard's books, training courses and auditing up to Clear.
DOUBLE TECH DILEMMA DU JOUR
AIRLINE PASSENGER #1
(notices stranger in next seat)
Hello! I couldn't help noticing that you are reading an original
1950 copy of the book Dianetics. Have you tried it?
AIRLINE PASSENGER #2
Oh yes! I studied and applied Dr. Hubbard's
tech in 1950 when it first was published!
AIRLINE PASSENGER #1
Wow, what an incredible coincidence, because I also studied
Dr. Hubbards's tech in 1950 when it first was published!
AIRLINE PASSENGER #2
Well that's amazing. Did you go Clear?
AIRLINE PASSENGER #1
Oh yes. I am very proud to share that Dr. Hubbard
personally audited me and declared me to
be the "The World's First Clear"!
AIRLINE PASSENGER #2
Wow, because Dr. Hubbard personally audited
me too and he also declared me to be
"The World's First Clear"!
PASSENGER #1 & PASSENGER #2 (in unison)
Wow! Amazing!
They both then turn and go back to what they were doing just before meeting,
without asking or wondering about what just happened. Because they
are both Scientologists--who assume that 2 "World's First Clears" sounds
like a very upstat ideal scene. Just the kind of causative expansion miracle
that once again is possible because of Ron's amazing OT powers.
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HelluvaHoax!
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From Tony Ortega's always illuminating and entertaining "THE UNDERGROUND BUNKER" comes this priceless gem showcasing how OTs are making it go right to "handle" the city of Portland and the state of Oregon from riots, violence, arson, terrorism, spiraling crime, business shutdowns, unemployment, the co-vid19 pandemic and wildfires.
Kindly recall that for the past 40 years Scientologists have been joyously celebrating Hubbards "THE WAY TO HAPPINESS" booklet and pretending that it erased war, crime and insanity---wherever impoverished staff members handed it out. Ask any Scientologist and they'll look at you blinklessly and tell their huge "4th Dynamic Wins" where Columbia's drug cartel genocide was reversed and cartel hitmen read their pamphlet and reduced got their ethics in and decided to not murder as many people per hour as they did last week.
The Way To Happiness, they will assure you, is "handling" this planet and we are well on our way to Ron's dream of "A WORLD WITHOUT WAR, CRIMINALITY & INSANITY".
If we can only pass out more of those booklets!
Let's see now, the COS has several BILLION dollars in their reserves, but they don't want to spend any of it to print up some more of those booklets to stop war, insanity and criminality. They WILL however sell the booklets if they can make a monstrous profit on it. And if a Scientologist volunteers to print those booklets on their home computer for free, the church will promptly declare them "SP" and brutally attack them (war) with Fair Game (criminality and insanity).
In case anyone is wondering how the church would explain why they won't let anyone give away the Way To Happiness information for free, they can happily explain that to you. It seems that giving the priceless happiness tech away for free creates an "out exchange" and the person you give it to instantly "goes criminal"---which is off policy, because the church believes in a "world without criminality".
Understand that people will stop murdering--however, by receiving the "DO NO MURDER" tech without paying for it they become a criminal. And thus it's better to not give it to them.
It's Scientology---it doesn't have to make sense.
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OT ODDITIES
where stupid goes viral
where stupid goes viral
From Tony Ortega's always illuminating and entertaining "THE UNDERGROUND BUNKER" comes this priceless gem showcasing how OTs are making it go right to "handle" the city of Portland and the state of Oregon from riots, violence, arson, terrorism, spiraling crime, business shutdowns, unemployment, the co-vid19 pandemic and wildfires.
Kindly recall that for the past 40 years Scientologists have been joyously celebrating Hubbards "THE WAY TO HAPPINESS" booklet and pretending that it erased war, crime and insanity---wherever impoverished staff members handed it out. Ask any Scientologist and they'll look at you blinklessly and tell their huge "4th Dynamic Wins" where Columbia's drug cartel genocide was reversed and cartel hitmen read their pamphlet and reduced got their ethics in and decided to not murder as many people per hour as they did last week.
The Way To Happiness, they will assure you, is "handling" this planet and we are well on our way to Ron's dream of "A WORLD WITHOUT WAR, CRIMINALITY & INSANITY".
If we can only pass out more of those booklets!
Let's see now, the COS has several BILLION dollars in their reserves, but they don't want to spend any of it to print up some more of those booklets to stop war, insanity and criminality. They WILL however sell the booklets if they can make a monstrous profit on it. And if a Scientologist volunteers to print those booklets on their home computer for free, the church will promptly declare them "SP" and brutally attack them (war) with Fair Game (criminality and insanity).
In case anyone is wondering how the church would explain why they won't let anyone give away the Way To Happiness information for free, they can happily explain that to you. It seems that giving the priceless happiness tech away for free creates an "out exchange" and the person you give it to instantly "goes criminal"---which is off policy, because the church believes in a "world without criminality".
Understand that people will stop murdering--however, by receiving the "DO NO MURDER" tech without paying for it they become a criminal. And thus it's better to not give it to them.
It's Scientology---it doesn't have to make sense.
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HelluvaHoax!
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PART II: Scientology's Happiness Tech ("Where Stupid Goes Viral")
It's a crime to give away the Way To Happiness booklets for free.
However, even though the murderer or rapist is allowed to get the booklet for free SOMEONE has to put their exchange in and pay for it. Thus, SCIENTOLOGISTS are forced to pay big bucks for the church to print the booklet. Nobody else is allowed to print it (because I guess they might goof up a punctuation mark and the planet would be doomed).
What about just giving people the LINK to a free internet website so nobody has to pay hard cash for the booklets? We asked senior Scientology management why Volunteer Ministers could not just scribble down the free website on a little scrap of paper and hand it to people. They responded:
"That idea would never work. Because our church works only in large orders of magnitude and we would not reach enough people. Only 59% of the global population have access to the internet and that is only 4.57 billion people. If we only gave those people the Happiness Tech, there would still be 3 billion people out there who don't have the internet yet and they would just continue robbing, raping and murdering, so we still wouldn't be helping Ron achieve his dream of a world without criminality."
PART II: Scientology's Happiness Tech ("Where Stupid Goes Viral")
It's a crime to give away the Way To Happiness booklets for free.
However, even though the murderer or rapist is allowed to get the booklet for free SOMEONE has to put their exchange in and pay for it. Thus, SCIENTOLOGISTS are forced to pay big bucks for the church to print the booklet. Nobody else is allowed to print it (because I guess they might goof up a punctuation mark and the planet would be doomed).
What about just giving people the LINK to a free internet website so nobody has to pay hard cash for the booklets? We asked senior Scientology management why Volunteer Ministers could not just scribble down the free website on a little scrap of paper and hand it to people. They responded:
"That idea would never work. Because our church works only in large orders of magnitude and we would not reach enough people. Only 59% of the global population have access to the internet and that is only 4.57 billion people. If we only gave those people the Happiness Tech, there would still be 3 billion people out there who don't have the internet yet and they would just continue robbing, raping and murdering, so we still wouldn't be helping Ron achieve his dream of a world without criminality."
If this is not making sense to you, be sure to visit our church's bookstore to buy a jumbo carton of RON'S STANDARD CLAY. Don't attempt to visit a hobby store and buy clay because none of those people have done wholetrack research like Dr. Hubbard, so their off-source brand of clay is not going to help you. .