TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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posted by Karen #1
“Thank you for your trust, thank you for your confidence in me,” Cruise replied, according to Scientology’s Impact magazine. “I have never met a more competent, a more intelligent, a more tolerant, a more compassionate being outside of what I have experienced from LRH. And I’ve met the leaders of leaders. I’ve met them all.”
- Tom Cruise

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It seems that Miscavige's Messianic Moviestar has successfully erased all of his "reasonableness". Cruise no longer relies on reason, preferring the more scientifically accurate power of "knowingness".

Let's see what Cruise "knows" and compare it to common sense:

“Thank you for your trust, thank you for your confidence in me"​
Tom has found the "way to happiness" by jubilantly celebrating that a cringefully corrupt and creepy confidence man has confidence in him. ​
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“I have never met a more competent, a more intelligent, a more tolerant, a more compassionate being..."​
Because kidnapping, imprisoning, stalking, terrorizing, violently assaulting and savagely beating loyal church members is "tolerant" and "compassionate". Cruise has done the clay demo, do not doubt his infallible omniscience and certainty. ​

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Karen#1 said:
DECLARATION:
“Thank you for your trust, thank you for your confidence in me,” Cruise replied, according to Scientology’s Impact magazine. “I have never met a more competent, a more intelligent, a more tolerant, a more compassionate being outside of what I have experienced from LRH. And I’ve met the leaders of leaders. I’ve met them all.”

Scientology is a "religion" without a deity.
The big secret is that it is an excorsim cult focusing on jettisoning or expelling attached spirits.
Yes, Tom Cruise had done this procedure.

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I'm thinking that somehow Mankinds Only Hope would not have a Liberace Pompadour. It doesn't seem right. :D
 
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from another thread discussing what to say to
someone in 2020 who wants to do "The Bridge"
and where that term even came from. . .

originally posted by Marra
At the very end of DMSMH Hubbard says:
"For God's sake, get busy and build a better bridge!"

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Hubbard implores his Dianetics readers in 1950 to help him build a better Bridge.

This is yet another perfect showcase for the "HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION". Because if anyone built a better bridge or even attempted to build a better Bridge for the next 36 years, they were promptly attacked, terrorized, crushed, declared, disconnected & destroyed.

REASON: Per the holiest scripture in the religion of Scientology ("KSW")---only an evil psychotic SP squirrel would dare to change the perfect Bridge. Dr. Hubbard created the Fair Game technology as a reward for anyone trying to change (i.e. sabotage) Ron's perfect, standard and ideal Bridge.

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Chuck J. said:
I'm thinking that somehow Mankind's Only Hope would not have a Liberace Pompadour. It doesn't seem right. :D
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LOL!

What if Miscavige evolves and markets himself as "Mankind's Only Hype" and changes his name to "Liberatti". It's Latin for the verb to "liberate" or "free". This seems appropriate for someone that is selling Total Freedom ("Summa Libertas").

The new sensation Liberatti could play Vegas and do a grandiose magic show where he makes people bank accounts, charge cards and common sense disappear.

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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LOL!

What if Miscavige evolves and markets himself as "Mankind's Only Hype" and changes his name to "Liberatti". It's Latin for the verb to "liberate" or "free". This seems appropriate for someone that is selling Total Freedom ("Summa Libertas").

The new sensation Liberatti could play Vegas and do a grandiose magic show where he makes people bank accounts, charge cards and common sense disappear.

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..I like it.
Since we're brain-storming here, how about Davey & Tom take over for Seigfried & Roy? Instead of lions they use wild eyed RPF'rs jumping through flaming hoops. :D When one of them is a bit recalcitrant and wont jump, Tom gives him the Command Intention stare. The RPF'r jumps through the hoop and Tom bows to the audience with that big goofy Tom smile on his mug.
 
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Dotey OT said:
I am now recalling the odd sense of talking to SP's when I first started posting on the board. I haven't been declared, and it seems that whole action has slowed up apparently over the years. Maybe they got tired of people posting their ridiculous SP Declares all over the interwebs??? Just another unlearning exercise that one has to do on their own, flushing out their head gear of the deeply implanted trickery of the fat man from Tilden. It's actually a relief to know there isn't such a thing as an SP, really. Just people that WOKE THE FUCK UP about the scam.
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Nice!

You have discovered the cult's ultimate secret, far more confidential than the 75M year old Xenu revelations.

SCIENTOLOGY'S DIRTIEST LITTLE SECRET
The OTs* are SPs, and the SPs are the only beings
in Scientology that know how to know that the OTs are
the sociopathically criminal 1.1's that Scientology warned about.
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* (e.g. Hubbard, Miscavige, et al)

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We are about to inspect one of the most glaringly stupid things about Scientology--which is so big and obvious that it gets overlooked.

SCIENTOLOGY'S
OVER-COMPENSATION

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Compensation

Wikipedia: "In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously
or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, or feelings of inadequacy or incompetence. . ."


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psychology article: "The term compensation refers to a type of defense
mechanism in which people overachieve in one area to compensate for failures in another. . ."


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Alfred Adler was responsible for introducing the term ‘overcompensation’ in his work
‘Study of Organ Inferiority and Its Physical Compensation’ (1907). He said that:
‘if people feel inferior and weak in one area, they try to compensate for it somewhere else‘.


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So then, what is all this wildly overblown, oversized, over-significant, over-reaching
over-the-top glitz blizzard all about? The answer is that Scientology has no Clears
no OTs, no advanced cosmic technology, no paranormal states, no supernatural abilities
and no magical powers. Thus, it can't simply show the marks paying $600,000 a simple person
who speaks simply and simply walks on a simple stage where they perform a simple miracle.

The secret about Scientology is that they have no secrets and no powers--other than
the power to construct garish, glittery and gaudy looking styrofoam stage props.​

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Talking about Scientology's morbid "inferiority complex" and their wildly overblown and clownish efforts to "over-compensate". . .

If "Clear" or any of the 8 OT levels worked, none of these would even exist:

IDEAL ORGS​
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THE IAS AND SELLING "STATUSES"​
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OSA​
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REGISTRARS​
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HARD SELL​
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BIG LEAGUE SALES CLOSING TECHNIQUES​
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NARCONON, APPLIED SCHOLASTICS, CRIMINON AND OTHER FRONT GROUPS​
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FAIR GAME​
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SP DECLARES​
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DISCONNECTION​
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SHORE STORIES​
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ACCEPTABLE TRUTHS​
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TR-L​
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HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS SPENT ON LITIGATORS AND PIs​
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RPF​
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BLACK OPS VS SCIENTOLOGY'S "ENEMIES"​
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MANDATORY "DONATIONS" TO GET ON OT LEVELS OR TO GET OUT OF LOWER CONDITIONS​
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NON ENTURBULATION ORDERS ​
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STALKING, HARASSING & TERRORIZING PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE OR CRITICIZE SCN/HUBBARD/MISCAVIGE​
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If there actually existed any tech to make "Clears" or "Operating Thetans", the orgs would simply consist of a plain rented space with lunch tables for the course room and a few cheap desks and chairs for the auditing rooms. That's it. That's all that is actually required to deliver the entire grade chart. A few tables and chairs! The org would not even have to have enough money to buy those---everything could simply be rented.

And instead of needing any registrars or reg offices, they would only need a few "crowd control" officers to stand in front of the org to make sure nobody was trying to jump the long lines of people waiting to get in and pay for their Bridge.

And the "Bridge to Total Freedom" would not need to cost in excess of $600,000. Auditing could be sold for 25 dollars an hour with $5 of that going to the case supervisor and $20 per hour for the auditor. In today's society, there would literally be MILLIONS of people who would be thrilled to make $20 per hour ($800 a week). The org could rent space for a couple bucks per hour to auditors who had no extra room in their own apartment or house.

Yeah, that's what would happen if Scientology worked. Hundreds of millions of people would be on course and getting auditing. And Scientology would not depend for its life and livelihood on LYING and THUGGERY and on NARCISSISTIC MESSIANIC MOVIESTARS for its survival. They could simply audit folks and the waiting list of people who wanted to join would stretch around the world several times.
 
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Cross posted from an excellent Mike Rinder blog
on the subject of "HOW TO GO OT"
posted on another thread.
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I think the following Scientology advertisement has inspired a new feature on The Stupid Thread which we'll call. . .


PREDICTABLY & PATHETICALLY PARROTING PARISHIONER PROMO

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HOW IT WORKS: Cult guru Dr. Hubbard runs a version of "Chinese School" on his loyal believers. For anyone not familiar with that term, Chinese School is where a senior Scientologist teaches a crowd of credulous culties by standing in front of them and calling out some priceless piece of wisdom which they dutifully (and in unison) chant back to him. This is repeated endlessly over many "sessions" until the indoctrinees have memorized it 100%. Perhaps this is the the actual "Clearing" technology that produces "perfect memory" that Hubbard bragged about. The simple steps to achieve this are as follows:

1. Infallible cult messiah (Commodore, COB, et al) writes a bulletin, policy or gives a lecture in which they state (not merely say) with tone-40 certainty a new cult copywriting cliche that typically boasts a sensational superlative (e.g. "Bridge to Total Freedom", "Complete Understanding", "Total Knowingness", "Full Perception", "Total Cause", et al).

2. The cult indoctrinee, hearing this mystical stable datum hundreds or thousands of times assumes it must be totally true. After all, Hubbard stated "Knowledge is not data, it is certainty", and "Number of times over materials equals certainty!".

3. Then, a short time later when the cult is on a crusade for cash contributions, they survey one of their indoctrinees to give them a "Success Story" which can be quoted for their next promo piece. The indoctrinee responds to the survey questions by first considering "WHAT WOULD RON SAY?" Then the indoctrinee answers with Ron's answer. Thus we get densely packed cult copywriting cliches such as:

"Words cannot fully express the admiration I have for this next step on the Route To Knowledge. Man has this brief moment in eternity to make it. The knowledge in these lectures brought me a complete understanding of the full use of this vital technology. Yes, it makes you go exterior with full perception!"​
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4. Thereafter, another wog or new Scientologist reads that "OT win" and thinks: "WOW SCIENTOLOGY TECH REALLY WORKS!", never once suspecting that it was Hubbard himself writing the success story that others are dutifully reciting.
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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Talking about Scientology's morbid "inferiority complex" and their wildly overblown and clownish efforts to "over-compensate". . .

If "Clear" or any of the 8 OT levels worked, none of these would even exist:

IDEAL ORGS​
​
THE IAS AND SELLING "STATUSES"​
​
OSA​
​
REGISTRARS​
​
HARD SELL​
​
BIG LEAGUE SALES CLOSING TECHNIQUES​
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NARCONON, APPLIED SCHOLASTICS, CRIMINON AND OTHER FRONT GROUPS​
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FAIR GAME​
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SP DECLARES​
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DISCONNECTION​
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SHORE STORIES​
​
ACCEPTABLE TRUTHS​
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TR-L​
​
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS SPENT ON LITIGATORS AND PIs​
​
RPF​
​
BLACK OPS VS SCIENTOLOGY'S "ENEMIES"​
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MANDATORY "DONATIONS" TO GET ON OT LEVELS OR TO GET OUT OF LOWER CONDITIONS​
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NON ENTURBULATION ORDERS ​
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STALKING, HARASSING & TERRORIZING PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE OR CRITICIZE SCN/HUBBARD/MISCAVIGE​
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If there actually existed any tech to make "Clears" or "Operating Thetans", the orgs would simply consist of a plain rented space with lunch tables for the course room and a few cheap desks and chairs for the auditing rooms. That's it. That's all that is actually required to deliver the entire grade chart. A few tables and chairs! The org would not even have to have enough money to buy those---everything could simply be rented.

And instead of needing any registrars or reg offices, they would only need a few "crowd control" officers to stand in front of the org to make sure nobody was trying to jump the long lines of people waiting to get in and pay for their Bridge.

And the "Bridge to Total Freedom" would not need to cost in excess of $600,000. Auditing could be sold for 25 dollars an hour with $5 of that going to the case supervisor and $20 per hour for the auditor. In today's society, there would literally be MILLIONS of people who would be thrilled to make $20 per hour ($800 a week). The org could rent space for a couple bucks per hour to auditors who had no extra room in their own apartment or house.

Yeah, that's what would happen if Scientology worked. Hundreds of millions of people would be on course and getting auditing. And Scientology would not depend for its life and livelihood on LYING and THUGGERY and on NARCISSISTIC MESSIANIC MOVIESTARS for its survival. They could simply audit folks and the waiting list of people who wanted to join would stretch around the world several times.
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Honestly, if Scientology worked, there would be NO Psychs.
 
HelluvaHoax! said:
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Cross posted from an excellent Mike Rinder blog
on the subject of "HOW TO GO OT"
posted on another thread.
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I think the following Scientology advertisement has inspired a new feature on The Stupid Thread which we'll call. . .


PREDICTABLY & PATHETICALLY PARROTING PARISHIONER PROMO

acc1.jpg


​

HOW IT WORKS: Cult guru Dr. Hubbard runs a version of "Chinese School" on his loyal believers. For anyone not familiar with that term, Chinese School is where a senior Scientologist teaches a crowd of credulous culties by standing in front of them and calling out some priceless piece of wisdom which they dutifully (and in unison) chant back to him. This is repeated endlessly over many "sessions" until the indoctrinees have memorized it 100%. Perhaps this is the the actual "Clearing" technology that produces "perfect memory" that Hubbard bragged about. The simple steps to achieve this are as follows:
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Chinese School.
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Karen#1 said:
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LOL LOL LOL!

I love the caption that reads: "...tech trainees from all over the world thunderously Chinese-school the Auditor's Code, the 15 manifestations of a missed withhold..."

Scientologists! They can memorize the manifestations of a missed withhold. They can chant the manifestations of a missed withhold. They can use their demo kits to demonstrate the manifestations of a missed withhold. They can pass a star-rate checkout on manifestations of a missed withhold. They can clay demo the manifestations of a missed withhold. They are the masters of every single solitary aspect of the manifestations of a missed withhold----except one. Detecting these manifestations in their cult leaders Hubbard/Miscavige. For 70 years Scientologists were completely incapable of diagnosing detecting the most obvious and "gargantuan" missed withhold of all---that there were no Clears or OTs and that the Bridge to Total Freedom did not exist.

However, it's not as bad as it sounds. Even though Scientologists were unable to detect Hubbard's or Miscavige's tsunami of missed withholds after a 7-decade crime wave, some real good did come out of it when Scientology students were able to mark their graphs with impressively high student points from doing all those clay demos and obnosis drills.


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HelluvaHoax! said:
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Nice!

You have discovered the cult's ultimate secret, far more confidential than the 75M year old Xenu revelations.

SCIENTOLOGY'S DIRTIEST LITTLE SECRET
The OTs* are SPs, and the SPs are the only beings
in Scientology that know how to know that the OTs are
the sociopathically criminal 1.1's that Scientology warned about.
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* (e.g. Hubbard, Miscavige, et al)
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Wait, one of the clarifying footnotes was mistakenly left out--let's try again:

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SCIENTOLOGY'S DIRTIEST LITTLE SECRET
The Ideal OTs* are the real SPs, and the (supposed & declared) SPs** are the only
beings in Scientology that "know how to know" that the Ideal OTs are actually
the sociopathically criminal 1.1's that Scientology frantically warned about.

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* L. Ron Hubbard and David Miscavige
** Ex Scientologists

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HelluvaHoax! said:
Now, keep in mind that the Scientologist might be a professional meteorologist that works for NASA and also wrote their doctoral thesis on "The critical correlations of human behavior modalities before, during and after sunset". Yes, that phD would have to look up the word "sunset" and then in the "origins" section, they would have to look up the word "set" to try to glean more "clear conceptual understanding" of the word sun-set.
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And, if it happens, this professional meteorologist might even write a success letter or speak at the end of the class period and declare "wow! I'm a professional meteorologist, I wrote a thesis on human behavior that happens at sunset, and I didn't even know what sunset really meant... A huge weight was crushing me since the defense of my thesis and now, thanks to LRH, I feel so light. Thanks Ron! Thank you for this incredible tech! Where can I sign the contract for the Sea Org? I want to pay my debt to the best friend you can have! »
 
HelluvaHoax! said:
getting immortality
and magical powers supernatural Godlike powers
is an amazing bargain at only $ 600,000
when amortized over eternity!
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That's it! I got it! This is the number one reason why Scientologists don't win! The only reason Scientologists can't do it. They are out exchange ! 600,000 dollars divided by eternity = ZERO !!!
What ingrates!
Where is the nearest registrar? I have to give much more than I have!
 
Irayam said:
That's it! I got it! This is the number one reason why Scientologists don't win! The only reason Scientologists can't do it. They are out exchange ! 600,000 dollars divided by eternity = ZERO !!!
What ingrates!
Where is the nearest registrar? I have to give much more than I have!
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LOL!

Yeah, if you don't pay Ron $600K he says you are a criminal because you gave "no exchange".

However, after you hand Ron $600K he gives you nothing at all for it. No powers, "no exchange".

When you ask Ron if that makes him a criminal, he says no--it makes him a flourishing & prospering OT.

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One of the stupid things about Scientology is that it schizophrenically cannot decide whether it is a RELIGION or a SCIENCE or a PHILOSOPHY. It's really none of those and the closest it gets to RELIGION is that at its core, Scientology is a Money Ministry.

It's virtually identical (although Scientologists would burst out laughing in disbelief if you mentioned this to them) to the TELEVANGELICAL TV MINISTRIES where people send in tens of thousands of "PRAYER REQUEST LETTERS" every day inside an enveloped stuffed with cash. They are looking for their miracle to cure or remedy their "UNSOLVABLE EARTHLY TRAGEDY".

Change a couple words and it becomes Scientology.

PRAYER REQUEST LETTERS becomes POSTULATE REQUEST WORKSHEETS.

The parishioner's UNSOLVABLE EARTHLY TRAGEDY become their RUIN ON THIS PLANET.​

Every time there is an auditing session, the auditor writes down their POSTULATE REQUESTS and sends them to the holy priest (case supervisor) to resolve.

Here, take a look at many of the other familiar trappings of a hoax religion where the highest priests live in 18,000 square foot mansions and buy $20,000,000 jets to galavant around the world to pick up mega tax-free donations.

I won't spoil your fun, but keep this in mind about Scientologists' "LETTERS TO RON" as you watch it. Did Ron read those "personally signed" letters?





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