TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[ILove2Lurk]

Every Scientologist is fanatically dedicated to "going to the top of the Bridge", never once noticing that there is no top to the Bridge.

Au contraire, mon ami . . . there is a certain peak state obviously visible.

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Serenity of Beingness or Tone 40.0 on the Scientology Tone Scale represents the highest level​

of emotional tone and spiritual awareness. It represents pure thought and the state of complete​

freedom from resistance and physical constraints.​

To wit, one of our beloved OT8s manifesting serenity of beingness at full tilt out in the real world:

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Is this what Hubbard had in mind when he described OT on early tapes in the 50's?




Afterthought:

Courtesy Tom Cummins Facebook page
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[HelluvaHoax!]

After that unprecedented display of "SUPER UPTONE INDICATORS" the thrilled Scientologists left the gala IAS event utterly blown out, rejuvenated, rehabilitated, restored & re-dedicated to the task of planetary clearing!

AS VVGIs SCIENTOLOGISTS WALKED BACK TO THEIR
THEIR WAITING BUSSES & LIMOUSINES, DOZENS OF
VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL CONVERSATIONS WERE OVERHEARD

SCIENTOLOGIST #1
Wow! Did you see how super uptone he was?! OMG!

SCIENTOLOGIST #2
I know, he was like so tone 40 and like so exterior!

SCIENTOLOGIST #1
I could like totally feel his OT powers.

SCIENTOLOGIST #2
I know! My favorite part of the event was when
he R-Factored us about his custom OT bracelet
that is exactly the same as Minister Miscavige's!

SCIENTOLOGIST #1
Wow, his havingness is so massive that he doesn't even
worry about paying $399,000 for an OT bracelet
in solid rhodium with flawless diamonds!
That being is so unbelievably OT that
he has already escaped the MEST trap!

SCIENTOLOGIST #2
I know! And that $400,000 OT
MEST bracelet is sooooo theta!

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Quoting the previous post:

SCIENTOLOGIST #2
I know! And that $400,000 OT
MEST bracelet is sooooo theta!
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That's one of the main reason Scientologists minds are so screwed up. . .

Because the goal of Scientology is to help each being to "escape the MEST trap". According to Hubbard, all beings have been trapped for quadrillions of years with no hope of ever escaping until he decided to visit this planet.

Well that all sounds mighty great, doesn't it? Who doesn't want to "escape the MEST trap"?

However, in order to escape the MEST trap the being must first acquire substantial prosperity and wealth within the MEST trap. Therefore, if a degraded being wants to become a "Big Being", they must first acquire Big Bucks.

Only by means of Big Bucks can one buy the Bridge to Total Freedom.

Therefore, the $399,000 MEST OT bracelet is not mest. It's "soooo theta!". It's theta because an asset worth $399,000 can buy a lot of Bridge (if it's sold).

Ergo, inside a Scientologist's mind this is the equation:

M = T = B = TF
Mest is equal to Theta,
Theta is equal to Bridge,
Bridge is equal to Total Freedom.
Therefore Mest is equal to Total Freedom.
Therefore, a MEST bracelet is soooo THETA.

Don't worry. It's Scientology, it doesn't have to make sense.
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[HelluvaHoax!]

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UNDERSTSTANDING SCIENTOLOGY
(read, compare and then write up your OT win!)
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SCENARIO #1: A trembling Dorothy approaches the huge screen to speak to the Wizard of OZ.

DOROTHY
Sir, my life is a nightmare, I am trapped in a
horrifying world with flying monkeys and evil witches.
I just want to escape and go Home, can you help me?

OZ
No, you cannot just escape today, because you first
have to go back into that haunted horrifying world and stay
there—until you can bring me the broom of the wicked witch.

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SCENARIO #2: A trembling Scientologist approaches the huge being known as the Wizard of CAUSE (Ron).

SCIENTOLOGIST
Sir, my life is a nightmare. I am trapped in a
horrifying universe with DBs and SPs and evil psych implanters.
I just want to escape the MEST universe trap and go back
to my Home universe, can you help me?

RON
No, you cannot just escape today, because you first
have to go back into the MEST universe and stay there
in that haunted horrifying world—until you can bring me the
the cash of the suppressive and wicked Homo Sapiens.


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[Type4_PTS]

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UNDERSTSTANDING SCIENTOLOGY
(read, compare and then write up your OT win!)​

SCENARIO #1: A trembling Dorothy approaches the huge screen to speak to the Wizard of OZ.

DOROTHY
Sir, my life is a nightmare, I am trapped in a
horrifying world with flying monkeys and evil witches.
I just want to escape and go Home, can you help me?

OZ
No, you cannot just escape today, because you first
have to go back into that haunted horrifying world and stay
there—until you can bring me the broom of the wicked witch.

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SCENARIO #2: A trembling Scientologist approaches the huge being known as the Wizard of CAUSE (Ron).

SCIENTOLOGIST
Sir, my life is a nightmare. I am trapped in a
horrifying universe with DBs and SPs and evil psych implanters.
I just want to escape the MEST universe trap and go back
to my Home universe, can you help me?

RON
No, you cannot just escape today, because you first
have to go back into the MEST universe and stay there
in that haunted horrifying world—until you can bring me the
the cash of the suppressive and wicked Homo Sapiens.


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[HelluvaHoax!]

LOL! Love the Zen simplicity! LOL!

DUELING WIZARDS! (all we need now is 2 banjos!)


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[Type4_PTS]

DUELING WIZARDS! (all we need now is 2 banjos!)..

 

[Type4_PTS]

LOL! Love the Zen simplicity! LOL!
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ChatGPT became better at creating images since attesting to the State of Clear. Maybe you missed it — I posted its certificate yesterday.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Is there any actual auditor training going on now?

I think they are probably planning a massive NEW RELEASE of all the courses every offered by Scientology. Courses where all of the grammatical errors have been eliminated.

The courses from a simple COMMUNICATION COURSE all the way up to CLASS XII, OEC, FEBC have all been made IDEAL but there is a glitch on why they cannot be released. It's because all the glorious superlative adjectives have already been used (e.g. "GOLDEN AGE" (OF TECHNOLOGY)", "100% STANDARD TECH", et al)

They have been feverishly working on what the NAME of the re-released courses will be for the past 3 years. I thought I would chip in some ideas for new names, to help the church get the flow unstuck. . .

PROPOSED NEW ADJECTIVE FOR THE NAME OF THE
ALL-NEW-AND-IMPROVED RE-RELEASED COURSES

example
THE 133% STANDARD COMMUNICATION COURSE

new marketing slogan
"33% more standard than the
crappy 100% standard tech
that didn't work"
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[HelluvaHoax!]

posted by TYPE4_PTS
ChatGPT became better at creating images since attesting to the State of Clear.
Maybe you missed it — I posted its certificate yesterday.

I definitely missed it. . .
(follow-up question): "What did I do that made you think I nearly found out about it?"

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