TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
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HelluvaHoax!
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An all new feature on the Stupid Thread!
SCIENTOLOGISTS GIVE THEIR OT WINS ON
NEW BOOKS AND RUNDOWNS RELEASED
BY THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY
OT SUCCESS STORY
Wow, just wow! I just saw the new book "HOW TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE"
by Ron. First of all it is beyond amazing that Ron was able to find time to
write a new book while he's off in deep space and so busy salvaging this
sector of the galaxy! I haven't read the book yet but just looking at the
cover of it I was totally blown away because of how super theta the
cover artwork is! I really loved seeing those incredible marble steps
rising into the infinity of Total Freedom! All of those rock shards and
boulders flying around the OT bridge levels represents the power of
postulates, because all those broken off pieces are returning to the
bridge where they are actually REPAIRING the broken steps to OT.
This symbolizes how Ron's tech can repair a broken marriage and
how the couple can come back together and be made whole again!
Ron had the knowingness to give us the marriage-saving tech and
it's not just theory, Ron had 3 broken marriages so he has done an
incredible amount of research on why people get divorced and how
to avoid it. The next part is the best and when I saw that couple
doing ballroom dancing together on a gigantic ring in space, I
totally got what Ron is saying to us. The dancing proves their
marriage is winning like never before and the ring represents the
round running track from the SuperPower Rundown where we as OTs
recover our superpower to run around in circles for 12 hours a day and
rise above nattering about badly damaged knee joints and routing
off the Rundown like a total loser DB because supposedly you
need to go see a wog doctor to get orthopedic surgery. Ron is
telling all of us that when doing the Bridge becomes so painful
that we can't even walk or even stand up any more, all a being
needs to do is to push thru the pain and keep going---because
"what turns it on turns it off". I cannot wait to buy this book
on repairing my marriage even though I am not married. Well
that's another win for another time because I hardly have
time to work on my 2nd Dynamic because all my time is
being spent helping Ron handle the 4th Dynamic
engram on this planet. Even if your marriage is in
power you should still buy this book and give it
to another being to handle their ruin. I am thinking
of sending a copy to Tom Cruise so that he can
get back together with one of his previous 3
wives so mankind can see that Ron's
marriage tech works 100% of the time!
— Billy Blowdown / OT VIII —
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Type4_PTS
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I have a pretty extensive library of all their books, some of which are quite rare. If anyone is looking for one in particular, let me know, and I'll check to see if I have a copy.
HelluvaHoax!
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Apologies, I feel a rant coming on. If you don't read it I won't feel bad,
because there could be something wayyyy better playing on TV. LOL
WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO THAT WILL
ENSURE SCIENTOLOGISTS VICIOUSLY FAIR GAME YOU
UNTIL YOUR LIFE IS DESTROYED OR YOU ARE DEAD?
This is not a joke. This is an illustration of
just how insane the cult and its member are.
ANSWER: The worst thing you do to a Scientologist is to APPLY SCIENTOLOGY TECH to them.
EXAMPLE: Let's take the simplest example imaginable. What "tech" does a new Scientologist learn on the very first day they join the cult? Easy. They learn TRs, especially TR III and TR IV. Repetitively asking a question over and over and over again until the other person finally answers it.
HERE'S AN INNOCENT QUESTION: Go into any scientology "org" on the planet and ask any Scientologist (especially Clears and OTs that have been in scientology for decades) if they can go exterior and give you a demonstration that proves they can do it. After all, Hubbard was bragging 75 years ago (early 50's) about how easy it was to "go exterior" with full visualization and move around the universe freely without a body.
WHAT TO DO IF THE SCIENTOLOGIST ADMITS THAT THEY PERSONALLY CANNOT EXTERIORIZE BUT PERSISTS WITH THE SALES PITCH THAT "OTHERS" HAVE GAINED THAT MIRACULOUS SUPERPOWER: If that happens, graciously thank them for admitting they cannot exteriorize; and then very politely ask them if they can introduce you to any other Scientologist in the entire world who would be able to demonstrate that god-like power to you.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN: If you keep asking (because scientologists refuse to answer your simple question) then suddenly you will be surrounded by angry looking Scientology staff members who will demand you leave while they are calling the police to have you arrested and thrown in jail.
WHAT IF THEY TRESPASS YOU FROM GOING INSIDE THE ORG BUT YOU STILL FIND SCIENTOLOGISTS OUTSIDE THE ORG AND KEEP ASKING THEM ABOUT WHY NOBODY IN SCIENTOLOGY CAN EXTERIORIZE: Then they will go to court and get a restraining order on you for "stalking and terrorizing them". Remember, you are not terrorizing them, you are applying TR IV, the tech of getting a question answered.
THEN WHAT HAPPENS? If you keep asking that question (because no scientology spokesperson will answser it) then they are going to create a covert "BLACK OP" to ruin your life. You know, get you fired, get you framed for bomb threats you never made, stuff like that. The Scientologists are fully trained on how to "shatter" others who debunk their hoax. They are fully trained on how to ask others questions (about how much money they have) or ask them questions about their "crimes" in paid auditing sessions.
LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, SHALL WE? At the end of trying to apply TR IV, you will be declared an SP. Suppressive Person. You'll lose your family, your children, your job and your career.
IS IT REALLY SO BAD THAT THEY LABEL YOU AN SP? Well.....you decide. Here is what they have to say about SPs:
QUOTE FROM L. RON HUBBARD'S SACRED SCRIPTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITIES AND ANTI-SCIENTOLOGISTS: "...well-known, even stellar, examples of such a personality are, of course, Napoleon and Hitler."
CONCLUSION: So, if you apply TR IV and demand that Scientologists answer your question (like you were taught on the Hubbard Communication Course) then you are literally bad as ADOLF HITLER, the genocidal maniac who caused the nightmarish deaths of over 50M people in World War II.
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Type4_PTS
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A prominent person who asked this "innocent question" was Mary Sue Hubbard.
Jon Atack wrote about it in this blog post at the Underground Bunker:
Jon Atack: Did Mary Sue Hubbard Doubt Scientology’s Key Experience?
By Tony Ortega | November 16, 2013
Excerpt:
Jon Atack is the author of A Piece of Blue Sky, one of the very best books on L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology. He has a new edition of the book for sale, and on Saturdays he’s helping us sift through the legends, myths, and contested facts about Scientology that tend to get hashed and rehashed in books, articles, and especially on the Internet.
Jon, you had an interesting anecdote for us this week about Mary Sue Hubbard. She was L. Ron Hubbard’s third wife, and they had four children together. They were married in 1952, and she was an enthusiastic Scientologist and helped him run his movement, including the years from 1967 to 1975, when they ran Scientology from sea. But you say that didn’t always go smoothly?
JON: Otto Roos was the first OT VIII and one of only five Class XIIs trained by Hubbard, personally. While he was Hubbard’s auditor, aboard ship, he overheard Mary Sue loudly castigating her husband. Imagine, the wife of the Founder, the Deputy Commodore and Controller of the Guardian’s Office, was shouting at the Old Man of the Sea Org and calling him a fraud and a charlatan!
THE BUNKER: That is startling. Let’s explain a few of those terms. While Hubbard ran Scientology from the yacht Apollo in the early 1970s, the crew was busy with a lot of auditing and training to be auditors. Otto Roos was one of a few auditors who was trained personally by Hubbard to the highest rating, Class XII. He also reached the highest level of spiritual advancement, Operating Thetan Level Eight, when it was released years later. Mary Sue, meanwhile, was not only the wife of Scientology’s founder, who called himself “Commodore,” but she also ran the Guardian’s Office, the notorious spy network of Scientology. But in spite of her high position, she called Hubbard a fraud?
JON: Eventually, Hubbard placated Mary Sue by asking how he could prove to her that Scientology really worked. There wasn’t a moment’s hesitation: Mary Sue had never been “exterior with full perception.” So, poor Otto was ordered to run every exteriorization process he could find (about 90 of them existed, if I remember rightly), until Mary Sue popped out of her head. I don’t remember for how many weeks this elaborate farce lasted, but in the end, Mary Sue decided that she would rather not go “exterior” than have to continue with these absurd “processes.”
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HelluvaHoax!
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A prominent person who asked this "innocent question" was Mary Sue Hubbard.
Jon Atack wrote about it in this blog post at the Underground Bunker:
Jon Atack: Did Mary Sue Hubbard Doubt Scientology’s Key Experience?
By Tony Ortega | November 16, 2013
Excerpt:
Jon Atack is the author of A Piece of Blue Sky, one of the very best books on L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology. He has a new edition of the book for sale, and on Saturdays he’s helping us sift through the legends, myths, and contested facts about Scientology that tend to get hashed and rehashed in books, articles, and especially on the Internet.
Jon, you had an interesting anecdote for us this week about Mary Sue Hubbard. She was L. Ron Hubbard’s third wife, and they had four children together. They were married in 1952, and she was an enthusiastic Scientologist and helped him run his movement, including the years from 1967 to 1975, when they ran Scientology from sea. But you say that didn’t always go smoothly?
JON: Otto Roos was the first OT VIII and one of only five Class XIIs trained by Hubbard, personally. While he was Hubbard’s auditor, aboard ship, he overheard Mary Sue loudly castigating her husband. Imagine, the wife of the Founder, the Deputy Commodore and Controller of the Guardian’s Office, was shouting at the Old Man of the Sea Org and calling him a fraud and a charlatan!
THE BUNKER: That is startling. Let’s explain a few of those terms. While Hubbard ran Scientology from the yacht Apollo in the early 1970s, the crew was busy with a lot of auditing and training to be auditors. Otto Roos was one of a few auditors who was trained personally by Hubbard to the highest rating, Class XII. He also reached the highest level of spiritual advancement, Operating Thetan Level Eight, when it was released years later. Mary Sue, meanwhile, was not only the wife of Scientology’s founder, who called himself “Commodore,” but she also ran the Guardian’s Office, the notorious spy network of Scientology. But in spite of her high position, she called Hubbard a fraud?
JON: Eventually, Hubbard placated Mary Sue by asking how he could prove to her that Scientology really worked. There wasn’t a moment’s hesitation: Mary Sue had never been “exterior with full perception.” So, poor Otto was ordered to run every exteriorization process he could find (about 90 of them existed, if I remember rightly), until Mary Sue popped out of her head. I don’t remember for how many weeks this elaborate farce lasted, but in the end, Mary Sue decided that she would rather not go “exterior” than have to continue with these absurd “processes.”
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G O S H ! GEE-WHIZ!
A perplexing and quite problematic
pattern seems to be emerging. . .
MARY SUE can't exteriorize. . . A perplexing and quite problematic
pattern seems to be emerging. . .
RON can't exteriorize. . .
SCIENTOLOGY LEADER DAVID MISCAVIGE can't exteriorize. . .
ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS WHO DONATED OVER $ 100,000,000 TO SCIENTOLOGY can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE PEOPLE RON PERSONALLY TRAINED AND AUDITED can't exteriorize. . .
ALL SCIENTOLOGY's FAST-TALKING & DOUBLE-TALKING PITCHMEN LIKE GRANT CARDONE can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE "RELIGIOUS TECHNOLOGY CENTER" MAKING SURE
RON'S TECH IS APPLIED 100% STANDARDLY AND PERFECTLY can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE SENIOR CASE SUPERVISORS THAT EVER LIVED can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE AUDITORS THAT EVER AUDITED ANYONE can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE PRECLEARS THAT EVER RECEIVED AUDITING can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE CLEARS can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE OTS can't exteriorize. . .
TOM CRUISE can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES over the last 76 years can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE STAFF MEMBERS IN ALL THE ORGS & MISSIONS can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE SEA ORG MEMBERS can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE REGISTRARS WHO SELL EXTERIORIZATION can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE FSMs WHO PROMOTE EXTERIORIZATION can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE SCIENTOLOGY MINI & MEGA WHALE DONORS can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE LAPEL PIN WEARING AND BOWLING TROPHY HUMANITARIANS can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE WORD CLEARERS WHO CLEAR PEOPLE'S MUs ON EXTERIORIZATION can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE COURSE SUPERVISORS PASSING/FAILING CLAY DEMOS ON EXTERIOR can't exteriorize. .
ALL THE PEOPLE AUDITING AND C/Sing EXTERIORIZATION RUNDOWNS can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE PEOPLE WRITING OT SUCCESS STORIES ON EXTERIORIZATION can't exteriorize. . .
ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE "TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY" WHEN THEY RECEIVED THE
MIRACULOUS EXTERIORIZATION PROCESS KNOWN AS THE GRAND TOUR* can't exteriorize.
* GRAND TOUR: An auditing process from L. Ron Hubbard's 1954 book "CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY" which sends 100% of all beings exterior and then directs them to travel without a body all over the known universe—with auditing commands like "Be near the moon!"; "Be on Mars!"; "Be at the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy!"; "Be in the Andromeda Galaxy!" and so forth until the preclear can quite easily travel throughout the entire MEST universe in an exterior state whilst maintaining full technicolor visualization on a 360 degree radius. If during the session the preclear is NOT ABLE to quickly and provably perform any of these miraculous feats, they are then given a new command: "BE INSIDE THE REGISTRAR'S OFFICE" and then given a routing form to get a new tech estimate so they can purchase 100 hours of auditing of the "CAN'T EXTERIORIZE REMEDY RUNDOWN" which works on 100% of all beings.
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ILove2Lurk
. . Lisbeth Salander . . Back in Sweden
Au contraire, mon ami.
Sorry to tell you guys . . . but you're all missing the big picture
and a very, very fine distinction. Nuance, subtlety people.
Exteriorization never meant that you actually go to these places, but only
that you imagine that you do, LOL. Scientology at it's core is a method
of stretching, energizing, drilling and empowering your imagination.
Creating the most incredible imagined visions, ideas and memories,
real or not. Think about it.
The OT levels could be said to be based on the flexibility of one's imagination.
People with the best innate imaginations did best on the upper bridge, IMO.
Imagine the imagination
of a farmer in the Midwest as compared to aHollywood screenwriter, LOL. One has a limited imagination perhaps, the
other an almost an unlimited and wild imagination. A raw meat vs an OT8.
. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Imagination of a raw meat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Imagination of an OT8 Maximus Invictus
. . . . . . . . . . Scientology actually DOES work on some level, LOL.
Mary Sue just needed to pretend harder a tad bit more.
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HelluvaHoax!
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Au contraire, mon ami.
Sorry to tell you guys . . . but you're all missing the big picture
and a very, very fine distinction. Nuance, subtlety people.
Exteriorization never meant that you actually go to these places, but only
that you imagine that you do, LOL. Scientology at it's core is a method
of stretching, energizing, drilling and empowering your imagination.
Creating the most incredible imagined visions, ideas and memories,
real or not. Think about it.
The OT levels could be said to be based on the flexibility of one's imagination.
People with the best innate imaginations did best on the upper bridge, IMO.
Imagine the imagination
Hollywood screenwriter, LOL. One has a limited imagination perhaps, the
other an almost an unlimited and wild imagination. A raw meat vs an OT8.
. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Imagination of a raw meat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Imagination of an OT8 Maximus Invictus
Scientology actually DOES work on some level, LOL.
Mary Sue just needed to pretend harder just a tad bit more.
So on point, so great!
Thus, it is therefore confirmed that Scientologists are heavily encouraged to IMAGINE they are exterior.
And, likewise, to IMAGINE that they have other god-like supernatural "OT" powers.
And, finally, they are also subjected to extremely high pressure to IMAGINE that they did not waste decades and a million dollars on an idiotically lame "magic powers for money" hoax.
* * * cue music * * *
Imagine there's no engrams
It's easy if you try
No BTs inside us
Above us, only sky
Imagine all the OT pitch-men
Confessing it's a lie
Imagine there's no bridge to total freedom
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to disconnect, attack or go bankrupt for
And no (world's fastest growing) religion, too
Imagine all the preclears
Livin' life in peace
You may say I'm an S.P.
But I'm not the only one-point-one
I hope someday you'll blow the cult
And your life will once again be fun
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ILove2Lurk
. . Lisbeth Salander . . Back in Sweden
Terribly funny! 
HelluvaHoax!
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Terribly funny!
Humble thanks!
However, humility aside, I am expecting a multi-tier bowling trophy for:
"You may say I'm an S.P. But I'm not the only one-point-one."
That falls under the surreal category of: THINGS I WISH I HAD WRITTEN (that I actually wrote)
HEY! THERE ARE ONLY A COUPLE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE OF THIS STAND-UP COMEDY CLUB SO I SOMETIMES HAVE TO LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES TO KEEP GOING AND FINISH MY SET...LOL.
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ILove2Lurk
. . Lisbeth Salander . . Back in Sweden
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Hardcover from the personal library of ILove2Lurk
Was Ron Hubbard really the first person
to coin the term "artificial intelligence?"
to coin the term "artificial intelligence?"
Hardcover from the personal library of ILove2Lurk
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Type4_PTS
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Was Ron Hubbard really the first person
to coin the term "artificial intelligence?"
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Hardcover from the personal library of ILove2Lurk
I have a huge library of Scientology publications and have been attempting (unsuccessfully) to add a copy of that book to my collection for decades.
Would you be open to selling it or making a trade?
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ILove2Lurk
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HelluvaHoax!
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Back in the 1960s (when sales of Dianetics tanked) Dr. Hubbard made a deal with the devil, in a desperate attempt to duplicitously dupe more dopes into becoming DELUSIONETICS donors. To wit, in his latest marketing scheme to become a beloved and bejeweled billionaire, Dr. Hubbard even agreed to "get off his withhold" that IMAGINATION was at the core of his so-called "modern science"—if it would possibly gain him infinite riches and power.
actual advertisement
THAT IS NOT A.I.
For doubters, here's a LINK. And kindly write up and turn in your Doubt Formula afterwards, lol
THAT IS NOT A.I.
For doubters, here's a LINK. And kindly write up and turn in your Doubt Formula afterwards, lol
The Source & Savior of mankind must have gotten a good chuckle out of covertly exposing those breadcrumb clues leading back to the core inner-mechanics of how his hoax worked. (see phenomena associated with "Duper's Delight").
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Isaac
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Was Ron Hubbard really the first person
to coin the term "artificial intelligence?"
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Hardcover from the personal library of ILove2Lurk
Cringe…Cringe…Cringe
I was SO gullible. I actually believed L. Ron Hubbard invented the idea of “survival”…
you know, the brilliant revelation that people will do just about anything to survive.
Turns out… human saps figured that one out long before Hubbard came along.
Cult indoctrination really does make one suspend common sense.
HelluvaHoax!
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It's understandable that in the 1960s Hubbard was anxious to cash in on viral trend of books that guaranteed "astonishing new scientific discoveries" that would give humans magical mind powers. For example, in 1960 the book "PSYCHO-CYBERNETICS" was released that claimed to release the supernatural powers of the mind.
The beauty of it was that you could get these god-like powers at home in your spare time for just a few bucks!
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And, best of all, Dr. Hubbard was not greedy!
He was willing to unlock all your miraculous superpowers
so you could attain infinite wealth and immortality
for only 3.5 pounds (appx $5.00).
Let's be honest, folks, who can't spare a measly
5 bucks in exchange for Total Freedom and the OT
powers to have infinite success and happiness forever?!
Send in your check today, while supplies of Total Freedom last!
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The beauty of it was that you could get these god-like powers at home in your spare time for just a few bucks!
And, best of all, Dr. Hubbard was not greedy!
He was willing to unlock all your miraculous superpowers
so you could attain infinite wealth and immortality
for only 3.5 pounds (appx $5.00).
Let's be honest, folks, who can't spare a measly
5 bucks in exchange for Total Freedom and the OT
powers to have infinite success and happiness forever?!
Send in your check today, while supplies of Total Freedom last!
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Type4_PTS
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Trade. Just show me what you got.
Something that just a few people know is that Hubbard authored a 47-volume set of books, a thousand pages each, entitled "A Brief History of My Greatness". Bridge Publications printed a proof copy prior to mass production, after which Hubbard suddenly realized he needed to prioritize his advanced research, heading to Target Two. David Miscavige told Bridge Pubs, "Hold off on distribution until Ron returns"
So I do have a copy of Volume 5, and LRH signed it just hours prior to his departure for his brother, and Don gave it to me many years ago.
The Central Marketing Unit at the INT Base had a strategy to turn it into a NY Times Bestseller, so they just decided to print the book with "National Bestseller" on it.
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HelluvaHoax!
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Okay, let's play this out. . .
Guy sees advertisement...
Guy notes that infinite magical powers can be purchased for :
“…an astonishingly low £3.50" ($4.74)
Over the next 30 years the guy doesn't get any magical powers.
However, the guy still had a huge win, because he was able to
buy his entire Bridge to OT VIII and donate enough to
help Ron 'make planetary clearing a reality,' for
"...an astonishingly low £740,000" ($1M).
...
Guy sees advertisement...
Guy notes that infinite magical powers can be purchased for :
“…an astonishingly low £3.50" ($4.74)
Over the next 30 years the guy doesn't get any magical powers.
However, the guy still had a huge win, because he was able to
buy his entire Bridge to OT VIII and donate enough to
help Ron 'make planetary clearing a reality,' for
"...an astonishingly low £740,000" ($1M).
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HelluvaHoax!
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I noticed that people are posting incredibly favorable reviews of that Modern Science of Gardening book over on Amazon.
AMAZON BOOK REVIEW: (verified buyer)
"Wow that is a super-theta book! At first I tried Ron's e-meter tech on
an avocado tree in the back yard. But I was not getting any reads. I am
wondering if I didn't standardly connect it to the bark or something. In
any case, I then decided to try using the meter on one of the fish in
my Koi pond who seemed to be kind of down tone and not getting
along with the other fish. . .
I attached the lead clips to my Koi and began running many basic auditing
processes. But over the next week he stopped (telepathically) answering
my auditing commands. The more I tried to get in com and find out what
was happening, the more my pet Koi stopped swimming or even moving.
After a couple weeks of this I ended the session and took off the meter
clips and took my fish to a Scientology Veterinarian. I told him that I was
really scared that my fish had died several days before. The vet (who is also
very theta) smiled and assured me that there was nothing to worry about. He
then r-factored me that my fish was NOT dead. He had merely gone exterior
in order to do advanced research. So that was a huge win!
—Billy Blowdown
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I M Dex
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Been there, done that. I can't tell you how many times I've had to explain, "Leave me alone, I'm not napping, I've gone exterior in order to do advanced research", only to be slapped in the head.I noticed that people are posting incredibly favorable reviews of that Modern Science of Gardening book over on Amazon.
AMAZON BOOK REVIEW: (verified buyer) "Wow that is a super-theta book! At first I tried Ron's e-meter tech on an avocado tree in the back yard. But I was not getting any reads. I am wondering if I didn't standardly connect it to the bark or something. Inany case, I then decided to try using the meter on one of the fish inmy Koi pond who seemed to be kind of down tone and not getting along with the other fish. . .
I attached the lead clips to my Koi and began running many basic auditingprocesses. But over the next week he stopped (telepathically) answeringmy auditing commands. The more I tried to get in com and find out whatwas happening, the more my pet Koi stopped swimming or even moving. After a couple weeks of this I ended the session and took off the meterclips and took my fish to a Scientology Veterinarian. I told him that I wasreally scared that my fish had died several days before. The vet (who is alsovery theta) smiled and assured me that there was nothing to worry about. Hethen r-factored me that my fish was NOT dead. He had merely gone exteriorin order to do advanced research. So that was a huge win!—Billy Blowdown
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in order to do advanced research