TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
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HelluvaHoax!
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An all new feature on the Stupid Thread!
SCIENTOLOGISTS GIVE THEIR OT WINS ON
NEW BOOKS AND RUNDOWNS RELEASED
BY THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY
OT SUCCESS STORY
Wow, just wow! I just saw the new book "HOW TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE"
by Ron. First of all it is beyond amazing that Ron was able to find time to
write a new book while he's off in deep space and so busy salvaging this
sector of the galaxy! I haven't read the book yet but just looking at the
cover of it I was totally blown away because of how super theta the
cover artwork is! I really loved seeing those incredible marble steps
rising into the infinity of Total Freedom! All of those rock shards and
boulders flying around the OT bridge levels represents the power of
postulates, because all those broken off pieces are returning to the
bridge where they are actually REPAIRING the broken steps to OT.
This symbolizes how Ron's tech can repair a broken marriage and
how the couple can come back together and be made whole again!
Ron had the knowingness to give us the marriage-saving tech and
it's not just theory, Ron had 3 broken marriages so he has done an
incredible amount of research on why people get divorced and how
to avoid it. The next part is the best and when I saw that couple
doing ballroom dancing together on a gigantic ring in space, I
totally got what Ron is saying to us. The dancing proves their
marriage is winning like never before and the ring represents the
round running track from the SuperPower Rundown where we as OTs
recover our superpower to run around in circles for 12 hours a day and
rise above nattering about badly damaged knee joints and routing
off the Rundown like a total loser DB because supposedly you
need to go see a wog doctor to get orthopedic surgery. Ron is
telling all of us that when doing the Bridge becomes so painful
that we can't even walk or even stand up any more, all a being
needs to do is to push thru the pain and keep going---because
"what turns it on turns it off". I cannot wait to buy this book
on repairing my marriage even though I am not married. Well
that's another win for another time because I hardly have
time to work on my 2nd Dynamic because all my time is
being spent helping Ron handle the 4th Dynamic
engram on this planet. Even if your marriage is in
power you should still buy this book and give it
to another being to handle their ruin. I am thinking
of sending a copy to Tom Cruise so that he can
get back together with one of his previous 3
wives so mankind can see that Ron's
marriage tech works 100% of the time!
— Billy Blowdown / OT VIII —
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Type4_PTS
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I have a pretty extensive library of all their books, some of which are quite rare. If anyone is looking for one in particular, let me know, and I'll check to see if I have a copy.
HelluvaHoax!
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Apologies, I feel a rant coming on. If you don't read it I won't feel bad,
because there could be something wayyyy better playing on TV. LOL
WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO THAT WILL
ENSURE SCIENTOLOGISTS VICIOUSLY FAIR GAME YOU
UNTIL YOUR LIFE IS DESTROYED OR YOU ARE DEAD?
This is not a joke. This is an illustration of
just how insane the cult and its member are.
ANSWER: The worst thing you do to a Scientologist is to APPLY SCIENTOLOGY TECH to them.
EXAMPLE: Let's take the simplest example imaginable. What "tech" does a new Scientologist learn on the very first day they join the cult? Easy. They learn TRs, especially TR III and TR IV. Repetitively asking a question over and over and over again until the other person finally answers it.
HERE'S AN INNOCENT QUESTION: Go into any scientology "org" on the planet and ask any Scientologist (especially Clears and OTs that have been in scientology for decades) if they can go exterior and give you a demonstration that proves they can do it. After all, Hubbard was bragging 75 years ago (early 50's) about how easy it was to "go exterior" with full visualization and move around the universe freely without a body.
WHAT TO DO IF THE SCIENTOLOGIST ADMITS THAT THEY PERSONALLY CANNOT EXTERIORIZE BUT PERSISTS WITH THE SALES PITCH THAT "OTHERS" HAVE GAINED THAT MIRACULOUS SUPERPOWER: If that happens, graciously thank them for admitting they cannot exteriorize; and then very politely ask them if they can introduce you to any other Scientologist in the entire world who would be able to demonstrate that god-like power to you.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN: If you keep asking (because scientologists refuse to answer your simple question) then suddenly you will be surrounded by angry looking Scientology staff members who will demand you leave while they are calling the police to have you arrested and thrown in jail.
WHAT IF THEY TRESPASS YOU FROM GOING INSIDE THE ORG BUT YOU STILL FIND SCIENTOLOGISTS OUTSIDE THE ORG AND KEEP ASKING THEM ABOUT WHY NOBODY IN SCIENTOLOGY CAN EXTERIORIZE: Then they will go to court and get a restraining order on you for "stalking and terrorizing them". Remember, you are not terrorizing them, you are applying TR IV, the tech of getting a question answered.
THEN WHAT HAPPENS? If you keep asking that question (because no scientology spokesperson will answser it) then they are going to create a covert "BLACK OP" to ruin your life. You know, get you fired, get you framed for bomb threats you never made, stuff like that. The Scientologists are fully trained on how to "shatter" others who debunk their hoax. They are fully trained on how to ask others questions (about how much money they have) or ask them questions about their "crimes" in paid auditing sessions.
LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, SHALL WE? At the end of trying to apply TR IV, you will be declared an SP. Suppressive Person. You'll lose your family, your children, your job and your career.
IS IT REALLY SO BAD THAT THEY LABEL YOU AN SP? Well.....you decide. Here is what they have to say about SPs:
QUOTE FROM L. RON HUBBARD'S SACRED SCRIPTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITIES AND ANTI-SCIENTOLOGISTS: "...well-known, even stellar, examples of such a personality are, of course, Napoleon and Hitler."
CONCLUSION: So, if you apply TR IV and demand that Scientologists answer your question (like you were taught on the Hubbard Communication Course) then you are literally bad as ADOLF HITLER, the genocidal maniac who caused the nightmarish deaths of over 50M people in World War II.
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Type4_PTS
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A prominent person who asked this "innocent question" was Mary Sue Hubbard.
Jon Atack wrote about it in this blog post at the Underground Bunker:
Jon Atack: Did Mary Sue Hubbard Doubt Scientology’s Key Experience?
By Tony Ortega | November 16, 2013
Excerpt:
Jon Atack is the author of A Piece of Blue Sky, one of the very best books on L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology. He has a new edition of the book for sale, and on Saturdays he’s helping us sift through the legends, myths, and contested facts about Scientology that tend to get hashed and rehashed in books, articles, and especially on the Internet.
Jon, you had an interesting anecdote for us this week about Mary Sue Hubbard. She was L. Ron Hubbard’s third wife, and they had four children together. They were married in 1952, and she was an enthusiastic Scientologist and helped him run his movement, including the years from 1967 to 1975, when they ran Scientology from sea. But you say that didn’t always go smoothly?
JON: Otto Roos was the first OT VIII and one of only five Class XIIs trained by Hubbard, personally. While he was Hubbard’s auditor, aboard ship, he overheard Mary Sue loudly castigating her husband. Imagine, the wife of the Founder, the Deputy Commodore and Controller of the Guardian’s Office, was shouting at the Old Man of the Sea Org and calling him a fraud and a charlatan!
THE BUNKER: That is startling. Let’s explain a few of those terms. While Hubbard ran Scientology from the yacht Apollo in the early 1970s, the crew was busy with a lot of auditing and training to be auditors. Otto Roos was one of a few auditors who was trained personally by Hubbard to the highest rating, Class XII. He also reached the highest level of spiritual advancement, Operating Thetan Level Eight, when it was released years later. Mary Sue, meanwhile, was not only the wife of Scientology’s founder, who called himself “Commodore,” but she also ran the Guardian’s Office, the notorious spy network of Scientology. But in spite of her high position, she called Hubbard a fraud?
JON: Eventually, Hubbard placated Mary Sue by asking how he could prove to her that Scientology really worked. There wasn’t a moment’s hesitation: Mary Sue had never been “exterior with full perception.” So, poor Otto was ordered to run every exteriorization process he could find (about 90 of them existed, if I remember rightly), until Mary Sue popped out of her head. I don’t remember for how many weeks this elaborate farce lasted, but in the end, Mary Sue decided that she would rather not go “exterior” than have to continue with these absurd “processes.”