Type4_PTS
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I've not watched it yet, but it will be the next movie I watch....hopefully during this week about to start.
TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
- Thread starter HelluvaHoax!
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I've not watched it yet, but it will be the next movie I watch....hopefully during this week about to start.
Isaac
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I heard from a reliable source that Flag has a bunch of Class 5 Org staff in Clearwater training to become Class 4 auditors and are on the Briefing Course so they will be there for years and years and years...
IMO - It's a way to keep the clubbed seals in line while Flag charges the IDEAL MORGES lots and lots of money for the
I hope they don't come back with Cancer - as that seems to be the EP for Class 5 staffers who are sent to Flag, unable to run their businesses, work or tend to their families.
HelluvaHoax!
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Recently I have had a major change of heart and now feel that the best mob movie ever
is the GOTTI movie starting John Travolta.
That happened while I was doing an ethics cycle to get back on church lines so that I
could go back on "the level" (OT VII). I kinda did this as an insurance policy in the event
that one day they release OT IX thru OT XV—and Scientologists start acquiring magical
and miraculous powers, winning the lottery, et al.
In any case, during my lower ethics conditions, i cognited that my amends project would be
to handle movie fans who disaffected from the Gotti film and get them to once again flow
power to Travolta and other OT actors.
Admittedly, it might be too steep a gradient for you to jump back into viewing GOTTI as your
first action. Thus, I would recommend that you first do the set-up action of doing TR-0
on the lobby art poster for 2 hours without blinking or laughing.
GREATEST MOVIE POSTER TAG LINE IN HISTORY ?
—nobody knows what it means, but at least they found
an ingenious way to use the word "BOSS" !
* I almost was going to nominate that oppressively brain-dead tag line as the "WORST TAG LINE IN HISTORY"--but
then i remembered a poster I cherished back in the day (which was tragically lost when I moved to a new house)
that pictured a lone iconic gunslinger standing in the middle of an old western town. The tag line was: "HE DIDN'T
TALK MUCH BUT HE CLEANED UP THE WHOLE TOWN". The majestic clownery of both taglines is that they are
moronically misaligned & metaphorically meaningless marketing memes. [ e.g. Gotti goes to prison for life
and loses everything and everyone in his life - - and then pathetically dies from cancer in the penitentiary. Yup,
he really "showed the world who's Boss"]
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HelluvaHoax!
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That could be the beginning of an entire series of movies by Travolta...
Kinda like the endless biographical series of Hubbard's Hagiographical Hoax!
Travolta's next movie...
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Enthetan
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My observation while on staff was that it was a way for Flag to get free slave labor as needed.
The lower orgs inevitably failed to keep up the “room and board” payments, and so the trainees would be put on “work/study”, at sub-minimum wage, to make up for that, working at Flag.
And so would be stuck for years (or until they blew)
HelluvaHoax!
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The COS (Crimewave of Scientology) does not approve of the term "free slave labor". It's non-standard.
They prefer the standard term "free donated labor".
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The COS (Crimewave of Scientology) does not approve of the term "free slave labor". It's non-standard.
They prefer the standard term "free donated labor".
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ILove2Lurk
. . Lisbeth Salander . . Back in Sweden
What's next?
COS Copyright Battle Escalates to Avatars Next
Hollywood Times: The COS has stepped up its legal attacks by copyrighting
the avatars of well-known critics in the ex-scn community. One of the first
avatars they've gone after through copyright law by claiming ownership of
previously uncopyrighted photos is this photo of sometimes street hobo
and alleged brother of L Ron Hubbard, none other than Don Hubbard.
What this will mean for the future of topical "Ex" message boards . . .
< Fair Use Quote >
Hollywood Times: The COS has stepped up its legal attacks by copyrighting
the avatars of well-known critics in the ex-scn community. One of the first
avatars they've gone after through copyright law by claiming ownership of
previously uncopyrighted photos is this photo of sometimes street hobo
and alleged brother of L Ron Hubbard, none other than Don Hubbard.
What this will mean for the future of topical "Ex" message boards . . .
< Fair Use Quote >
ILove2Lurk
. . Lisbeth Salander . . Back in Sweden
Six of the Never-Ending Stages of Scientology
Reading deep treatises by Ron Hubbard
for years and years; circa 1980 - 2000
Reading sometimes cryptic, sometimes confusing messages
by the early ESMB members for years; circa 2007 - 2009
Reading the Marty-Mike-Debbie reveals and about their
sagas for years and years; circa 2009 - 2017
Reading more long posts and PMs by core ESMB
members for years; circa 2009 - 2019
Reading messages by the "latter day saints," that is,
ESMB Redux's members for years; not to mention
hundreds of hours of YouTube channels and videos
being created in recent years; circa 2019 - 2025
Reading mostly lengthy legal briefs and lawyer documents during
the later "death march" years of Scientology: circa 2020 - 2025
That's why I have a bit of a glazed look on my face about now.
Does it ever end? It never ends, does it?
(click on photo to view larger)
Reading deep treatises by Ron Hubbard
for years and years; circa 1980 - 2000
Reading sometimes cryptic, sometimes confusing messages
by the early ESMB members for years; circa 2007 - 2009
Reading the Marty-Mike-Debbie reveals and about their
sagas for years and years; circa 2009 - 2017
Reading more long posts and PMs by core ESMB
members for years; circa 2009 - 2019
Reading messages by the "latter day saints," that is,
ESMB Redux's members for years; not to mention
hundreds of hours of YouTube channels and videos
being created in recent years; circa 2019 - 2025
Reading mostly lengthy legal briefs and lawyer documents during
the later "death march" years of Scientology: circa 2020 - 2025
That's why I have a bit of a glazed look on my face about now.
Does it ever end? It never ends, does it?
(click on photo to view larger)
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HelluvaHoax!
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LOL!
Perfection.
However, by means of mystical channeling sessions, transcendental incantations, consultation with ascended spiritual masters and a fully charged Mark LXXXVIII (88) e-meter, I was able to look into the future and bring this prophecy back to all of you within the physical dimension.
I bring you a message from the future. And it turns out that. . .there is an "end" to it.
Scientology officially "ends" when Tom Cruise holds a press conference on May 9th in the year 2050, on the 100th Anniversary of the birth of Dianetics/Scientology. Mr. Cruise will be the host and presenter at the largest public event in Scientology's history.
In 2050 Mr. Cruise will be 88 years old. Due to some unknowably perfect super-theta factor, 8 days before the event Cruise will attest to OT 8 and also attest to being "in power on 8 dynamics". When the event begins Mr. Cruise will enter the stage to uproarious cheering for 8 minutes. Then when he is about to begin speaking to all the Scientologists in the world, he starts to giggle. He makes a number of attempts to begin his presentation but each time the giggles are more uncontrollable. Finally he gets his TRs "in" and begins to speak very seriously. After just a few words, he suddenly bursts out laughing. The audiences around the world begin laughing too. When Cruise hears the massive audience laughter, he slips into uncontrollable line charging for 8 minutes! The Scientologists watching live and around the world suddenly collapse off their chairs and (believing this is some kind of amazing LRH group auditing process) begin line charging too!
After an exhaustively long period of convulsively charge-blowing laughter, Scientology's most magically miraculous messianic moviestar, Cruise, uses his TR-O to confront the audience for a very long time before speaking. Then in a very staccato tone 40 delivery, he says just 8 words:
" MY—MESSAGE—IS—SIMPLE.
SCIENTOLOGY—DOES—NOT—WORK! "
With that Cruise militaristically pivots so that he is facing the 88 foot high jumbotron screen containing a massive closeup of L. Ron Hubbard laughing in super slow motion, his rotted teeth on full and inglorious display. Cruise begins to salute, but no! Instead he thrusts his middle finger out at the screen with vengeful defiance. Still miked, he screams: "FUCK YOU HUBBARD AND THE HOAX YOU RODE IN ON!"
Then with finality, Cruise turns to the bewildered and shell-shocked audience and live cameras---and makes his earnestly impassioned appeal:
Does it ever end? It never ends, does it?
Reading deep treatises by Ron Hubbard
for years and years; circa 1980 - 2000
View attachment 29263
Reading sometimes cryptic, sometimes confusing messages
by the early ESMB members for years; circa 2007 - 2009
View attachment 29263
Reading the Marty-Mike-Debbie reveals and about their
sagas for years and years; circa 2009 - 2017
View attachment 29263
Reading more long posts and PMs by core ESMB
members for years; circa 2009 - 2019
View attachment 29263
Reading messages by the "latter day saints," that is,
ESMB Redux's members for years; not to mention
hundreds of hours of YouTube channels and videos
being created in recent years; circa 2019 - 2025
View attachment 29263
Reading mostly lengthy legal briefs and lawyer documents during
the later "death march" years of Scientology: circa 2020 - 2025
View attachment 29263
That's why I have a bit of a glazed look on my face about now.
Does it ever end? It never ends, does it?
(click on photo to view larger)
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LOL!
Perfection.
However, by means of mystical channeling sessions, transcendental incantations, consultation with ascended spiritual masters and a fully charged Mark LXXXVIII (88) e-meter, I was able to look into the future and bring this prophecy back to all of you within the physical dimension.
I bring you a message from the future. And it turns out that. . .there is an "end" to it.
Scientology officially "ends" when Tom Cruise holds a press conference on May 9th in the year 2050, on the 100th Anniversary of the birth of Dianetics/Scientology. Mr. Cruise will be the host and presenter at the largest public event in Scientology's history.
In 2050 Mr. Cruise will be 88 years old. Due to some unknowably perfect super-theta factor, 8 days before the event Cruise will attest to OT 8 and also attest to being "in power on 8 dynamics". When the event begins Mr. Cruise will enter the stage to uproarious cheering for 8 minutes. Then when he is about to begin speaking to all the Scientologists in the world, he starts to giggle. He makes a number of attempts to begin his presentation but each time the giggles are more uncontrollable. Finally he gets his TRs "in" and begins to speak very seriously. After just a few words, he suddenly bursts out laughing. The audiences around the world begin laughing too. When Cruise hears the massive audience laughter, he slips into uncontrollable line charging for 8 minutes! The Scientologists watching live and around the world suddenly collapse off their chairs and (believing this is some kind of amazing LRH group auditing process) begin line charging too!
After an exhaustively long period of convulsively charge-blowing laughter, Scientology's most magically miraculous messianic moviestar, Cruise, uses his TR-O to confront the audience for a very long time before speaking. Then in a very staccato tone 40 delivery, he says just 8 words:
" MY—MESSAGE—IS—SIMPLE.
SCIENTOLOGY—DOES—NOT—WORK! "
With that Cruise militaristically pivots so that he is facing the 88 foot high jumbotron screen containing a massive closeup of L. Ron Hubbard laughing in super slow motion, his rotted teeth on full and inglorious display. Cruise begins to salute, but no! Instead he thrusts his middle finger out at the screen with vengeful defiance. Still miked, he screams: "FUCK YOU HUBBARD AND THE HOAX YOU RODE IN ON!"
Then with finality, Cruise turns to the bewildered and shell-shocked audience and live cameras---and makes his earnestly impassioned appeal:
"So what do you say, are we going to clean this place cult up?!"
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[ THAT is the end of Scientology ]
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[ THAT is the end of Scientology ]
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HelluvaHoax!
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nominated for inclusion in the
SCIENTOLOGY STUPID HALL OF FAME
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Every time L. Ron Hubbard blamed something incredibly
stupid for the all of the world's problems. Such as blaming
"psychiatrists" for all of mankind's mental illness, crime,
wars, insanity & suffering for the past trillions of years.
Exponentially more stupid is when Scientology celebrities
help Ron save the world by using "the tech" to
get rid of all of the planet's mental illness
crime, insanity & suffering.
Let's ask convicted serial scientology rapist Danny Masterson
(currently serving a 30 year prison sentence) how we
can save the planet and end all criminality.
(all Masterson quotes below are verbatim)
" You will not find a Scientologist who does not fucking hate psychiatrists. Because their solution
for mental and spiritual problems is drugs. So let's talk about putting a Band-Aid on something
that's just going to get worse and worse and worse. Scientology handles those those
things, those mental problems that people have. It gets rid of them. "
—Danny Masterson / Scientologist who got rid of mental problems
WOW, THAT'S SO GREAT, DANNY! ANY OTHER THOUGHTS ON
HOW WE CAN STOP VIOLENT SERIAL RAPES ON THIS PLANET?
" I haven't had a conversation like this about my philosophy—I don't think ever.
But I love doing it and have no problem doing it. I work, I have a family and I'm
a spiritual being who likes to understand why things happen in the world and
want to learn more so that I can have them not affect me adversely.
So if that's weird, then, well, you can go fuck yourself."
—Danny Masterson / spiritual being who understands why things happen in the world
—Danny Masterson / Scientology philosopher
and Prisoner (Inmate #BW7253)
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Type4_PTS
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LOL
Here's a message from another Scientology fortune cookie:
Your ruin is nearly handled. Only fourteen more intensives and a modest refinancing of your home will seal the deal.
Type4_PTS
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Some companies make custom-message fortune cookies, such as this one. If I owned a Chinese restaurant near Flag, I might be tempted.
100 Custom Fortune Cookies - Your Messages Inside! - Individually Wrapped
Be you own Confucius! 100 Personalized Fortune Cookies using your own personalized messages. Each cookie is individually wrapped in clear cellophane. Up to 20 words (140 characters) per message. Ready to ship FAST. Fortune cookies are Vegan, Egg Free, Dairy Free, Nut Free and No Preservatives...
fortunecookieguy.com
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The workable technology was discovered in 1950 and released. It did not work.
Thereafter, every year there was a new breakthrough that fixed the unworkable tech.
None of the discovered "miraculous breakthroughs" worked either.
Thus, for more than three-quarters of a century, the failure called Scientology has been attempting to find its own "why".
However, it is "off policy" and a "suppressive act" to announce the real why, even if it was found.
Because the real "why" that the technology does not work is because there is no technology.
There is only a hoax and a cash register.
ps: Anyone doubting the above should try this experiment. Take 30 days and visit the top 30 Scientology Orgs in the world.
At each org ask if there is anyone who can give a demonstration of the most fundamental and basic-basic concept underlying
all of Scientology. "EXTERIORIZATION". At the end of your scientific experiment, write up your wins and kindly attach a
copy of your SP DECLARE.
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THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF SCIENTOLOGY
FROM 1950 UNTIL NOW IN
UNDER 100 WORDS
FROM 1950 UNTIL NOW IN
UNDER 100 WORDS
The workable technology was discovered in 1950 and released. It did not work.
Thereafter, every year there was a new breakthrough that fixed the unworkable tech.
None of the discovered "miraculous breakthroughs" worked either.
Thus, for more than three-quarters of a century, the failure called Scientology has been attempting to find its own "why".
However, it is "off policy" and a "suppressive act" to announce the real why, even if it was found.
Because the real "why" that the technology does not work is because there is no technology.
There is only a hoax and a cash register.
ps: Anyone doubting the above should try this experiment. Take 30 days and visit the top 30 Scientology Orgs in the world.
At each org ask if there is anyone who can give a demonstration of the most fundamental and basic-basic concept underlying
all of Scientology. "EXTERIORIZATION". At the end of your scientific experiment, write up your wins and kindly attach a
copy of your SP DECLARE.
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Type4_PTS
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guanoloco
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HelluvaHoax!
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Yeah, it does. But Scientology might be even more similar to communism...
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Yeah, it does. But Scientology might be even more similar to communism...
"FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY,
TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEEDS." —Marx
"FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS CREDIT CARDS,
PUNISHMENT TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS MISDEEDS." —Hubbard
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TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEEDS." —Marx
"FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS CREDIT CARDS,
PUNISHMENT TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS MISDEEDS." —Hubbard
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Enthetan
Veteran of the Psychic Wars
Scn is quite close to real (as opposed to PR) communism:
From each according to his ability
To each according to his rank
The money flows from public to the personal benefit of Commodore/COB
guanoloco
As-Wased
There was a story on the net at one time. It was an Apollo crew talking about the policy on the ship at that time that all mail was opened by the HCO equivalent and anything of value was Hubbard's property. They got cookies sent to them from their family and Hubbard took them.
This story, I cannot find anymore, but it would go great with the antisocial attribute that the antisocial personality thinks that property is a made up thing, nobody really owns anything.
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