TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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HOW L. RON HUBBARD'S ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
PRODUCES OPERATING THETANS WHO ARE
CLEARING THE PLANET AND MIRACULOUSLY
SALVAGING THIS SECTOR OF THE UNIVERSE
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[HelluvaHoax!]

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HOW L. RON HUBBARD'S ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
GETS SCIENTOLOGISTS TO SIGN BILLION YEAR CONTRACTS
AND KEEPS THEM UPTONE—DESPITE THE FACT THAT
IN 75 YEARS NOBODY HAS EVER GONE CLEAR OR OT.
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[HelluvaHoax!]

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HOW L. RON HUBBARD'S ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
ASSISTS SCIENTOLOGISTS TO STALK, TERRORIZE & DESTROY
THEIR RELIGION'S ENEMIES WITH FAIR GAME CRIMES—
SO THAT IT DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH THEIR AUDITING
AND PROGRESS UP THE BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM.
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[PirateAndBum]

That reminds me of my very first day in the cult doing the Comm Course. Chatting with a fellow student he told me that he had robbed a bank to pay for auditing. Never saw the guy again.

 

[Isaac]

That reminds me of my very first day in the cult doing the Comm Course. Chatting with a fellow student he told me that he had robbed a bank to pay for auditing. Never saw the guy again.

He was a past life OT then recruited uplines to work next to DM
Criminal minds think alike - LRH

 

[Type4_PTS]

That reminds me of my very first day in the cult doing the Comm Course. Chatting with a fellow student he told me that he had robbed a bank to pay for auditing. Never saw the guy again.

As long as he didn't get caught, resulting in a bad PR flap for the CoS, he could have characterized that as an ethical act (according to Scientology "Ethics"). Co$ got paid, and he's going up the Bridge to help salvage this sector of the universe. That is the greatest good.

If Scientology took his money, and then the bank robbery came up on a sec check, does anyone really think Scientology would return the money to the bank and turn him in?

They might cut ties with him, barring him from doing future services, if they feel he could be a future risk to the organization's PR, but I doubt they'd report the crime or return the money. And if the bank robber wanted his money back, they'd just threaten him with turning in a police report if he didn't STFU.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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As long as he didn't get caught, resulting in a bad PR flap for the CoS, he could have characterized that as an ethical act (according to Scientology "Ethics"). Co$ got paid, and he's going up the Bridge to help salvage this sector of the universe. That is the greatest good. . If Scientology took his money, and then the bank robbery came up on a sec check, does anyone really think Scientology would return the money to the bank and turn him in? They might cut ties with him, barring him from doing future services, if they feel he could be a future risk to the organization's PR, but I doubt they'd report the crime or return the money. And if the bank robber wanted his money back, they'd just threaten him with turning in a police report if he didn't STFU.

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Oh my goodness, your assessment of Scientology's ethics level certainly seems a tad on the cynical side. I give the Church of Scientology a little more credit than that.

They might not be perfect, but I believe that they would earnestly try to help the bank robber so that he did not lose his eternity. In fact, LRH researched and created an entire book dedicated to handling special case conditions with finely-tuned "REMEDIES" for anything like the (bank robber) example you (and PirateAndBum) mentioned:

(sample page portion, below)
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REMEDY F
Applies to: ANY PC.
What is Noticed: Criticizing own auditor in session.
What is Established: Has been being audited by auditor who is now antagonistic to pc.
What to Do: Get an ARC Break Assessment done (Level III to VI) on appropriate
list and also on List One (L1 for Session ARC Breaks). Then have both
pc’s and auditor’s O/W’s pulled on each other.

REMEDY G
Applies to: ANY PC.
What is Noticed: Criticizing course or organization.
What is Established: Has been audited some time without gain (minimal TA).
What to Do: Get an ARC Break Assessment run on pc, using the list for processes
last run and session list also. Do by-passed charge assessment, clearing
each appropriate list and session list. Then look for undisclosed PTP’s
and hidden standards, and handle by Itsa on solutions they have had
for each problem as it is found, until it does not needle register on
“How do you feel now about . . . . . . ?”

REMEDY H
Applies to: ANY PERSON.
What is Noticed: Refusing auditing.
What is Established: Has never been audited.
What to Do: Discover what goal this person has had that has been thwarted.
Indicate it to person as the by-passed charge. Find who in the person’s
surroundings didn’t acknowledge, and spot incomplete comm cycles to
that person. Find other people in pc’s life who didn’t ack. Spot these
cycles, etc. Then handle as a routine case, but use only light processes,
Itsa on solutions to problems, then locational, and then havingness.

REMEDY I
Applies to: ANY PC.
What is Noticed: PC is nattery about cost of the Bridge, harshly criticizes LRH.
What is Established: PC states they were forced to rob a bank in order to buy their OT package.
What to Do: Take PC back in session. 1) If no F/N fly a rud. 2) Then switch meter sensitivity knob to highest
sensitivity level and sec check the exact time, place, form and event of the bank robbing incident; including
where the cash is hidden and precisely how much the balance of unspent loot is that remains. 3) End session
and send PC to the Ethics Officer who will assign PC a lower ethics condition and amends project to make up the
damage. 4) When calculating the severity of the amends projects use the formula "BOC + (10%) (AI) (T)". [ Balance
Of Cash they are still hiding, plus 10% Accrued Interest over the Time period they have withheld that data and
unethically refused to donate said cash to the Church's planetary clearing crusade. ] If PC complains or balks
about donating all the remaining cash plus 10% interest to Scientology, r-factor them that if they continue to
dramatize these criminal intentions, their tech estimate will necessarily be revised upward to also include
paying for the newly released HSBRR ("Hubbard Standard Bank Robbers Rundown").

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[ILove2Lurk]

The Magus making gold out of dross


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Spoiler: AI explains the philisophical meaning

The image of "the Magus making gold out of dross" is a powerful metaphor rooted in the practices of alchemy and broader spiritual/philosophical traditions.

Magus: Refers to an individual possessing deep knowledge and spiritual insight, capable of wielding hidden forces. It represents a master alchemist or a person who has achieved a high level of spiritual and intellectual understanding.

Gold: In alchemy, gold symbolizes perfection, purity, and the highest state of being. It represents the attainment of spiritual enlightenment or self-realization.

Dross: Dross is the worthless impurities or waste material separated from metal during the refining process. Metaphorically, it represents the base or undesirable aspects of oneself, such as negativity, ignorance, or flawed character.

Therefore, "the Magus making gold out of dross" represents the process of transforming imperfections into something valuable and pure.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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That reminds me of my very first day in the cult doing the Comm Course. Chatting with a fellow student he told me that he had robbed a bank to pay for auditing. Never saw the guy again.

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Paradoxically your very first day in the cult was remarkably similar to your last. . .

FIRST DAY IN CULT
WTF?! My twin robbed a bank!!!

LAST DAY IN CULT
WTF?! My church robbed me by
pretending to erase my non-existent bank!!!

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[HelluvaHoax!]

The Magus making gold out of dross

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol - - -Too great!

That also kinda looks like a photo of Hubbard— had he perhaps opted for a different kind of scammy
glitzy Las Vegas casino racket, other than hoaxing deliriously duped dianetic donors for dollars.

However. . . .

WHAT IF L. RON HUBBARD RETURNS TO EARTH &
RE-IMAGINES A NEW PATH TO RICHES & FAME—

What if returned-Ron by-passes Houdini and becomes the most famous
Illusionist in history with a permanent "residency" in Las Vegas, where
fist fights regularly break out in the audience during shows---between
tourists who think he is a MAGICIAN & those who fervently believe
that re-run, recycled-Ron is really manifesting MIRACLES!

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[Hatshepsut]

The Magus making gold out of dross

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Spoiler: AI explains the philisophical meaning

The image of "the Magus making gold out of dross" is a powerful metaphor rooted in the practices of alchemy and broader spiritual/philosophical traditions.

Magus: Refers to an individual possessing deep knowledge and spiritual insight, capable of wielding hidden forces. It represents a master alchemist or a person who has achieved a high level of spiritual and intellectual understanding.

Gold: In alchemy, gold symbolizes perfection, purity, and the highest state of being. It represents the attainment of spiritual enlightenment or self-realization.

Dross: Dross is the worthless impurities or waste material separated from metal during the refining process. Metaphorically, it represents the base or undesirable aspects of oneself, such as negativity, ignorance, or flawed character.

Therefore, "the Magus making gold out of dross" represents the process of transforming imperfections into something valuable and pure.

Well, could he do this?

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[I M Dex]

That reminds me of my very first day in the cult doing the Comm Course. Chatting with a fellow student he told me that he had robbed a bank to pay for auditing. Never saw the guy again.

They made him Treas Sec.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Inspired by an article on today's "UNDERGROUND BUNKER"
which at some level connects Hitler's infamous propagandist
documentary filmmaker Leni Reifenstahl to L. Ron Hubbard.

link to discussion thread
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Reifenstahl's masterpiece was a documentary showcasing how the Nazi Reich had engineered the "master race"
of superior athletes and advanced humans called Übermensch [ i.e. super-man, over-man); (wiki) ". . . a philosophical concept introduced by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) describing a person who has evolved into a transcendent form of humanity by overcoming human failings and the influences of religious society." ]

The filmmaker entitled her 1935 masterwork "TRIUMPH OF THE WILL"

It's very much like Hubbard's concept of superhuman beings called
"Clears" or "Operating Thetans"— where the advanced Scientologists'
sheer "willpower" can override, overwhelm & overwrite reality itself!


" If Scientology is a Triumph of the Will. . .
then Ex-Scientology is a Triumph of the Won't "
—Don Hubbard

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[Type4_PTS]

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Inspired by an article on today's "UNDERGROUND BUNKER"
which at some level connects Hitler's infamous propagandist
documentary filmmaker Leni Reifenstahl to L. Ron Hubbard.

link to discussion thread
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Reifenstahl's masterpiece was a documentary showcasing how the Nazi Reich had engineered the "master race"
of superior athletes and advanced humans called Übermensch [ i.e. super-man, over-man); (wiki) ". . . a philosophical concept introduced by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) describing a person who has evolved into a transcendent form of humanity by overcoming human failings and the influences of religious society." ]

The filmmaker entitled her 1935 masterwork "TRIUMPH OF THE WILL"

It's very much like Hubbard's concept of superhuman beings called
"Clears" or "Operating Thetans"— where the advanced Scientologists'
sheer "willpower" can override, overwhelm & overwrite reality itself!


" If Scientology is a Triumph of the Will. . .
then Ex-Scientology is a Triumph of the Won't "
—Don Hubbard

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I was playing around on Claude.ai, and asked Claude:
Would L. Ron Hubbard and Nietzsche get along well?


Claude answered:

That's a fascinating hypothetical! Based on their philosophies and personalities, I think they'd likely clash quite dramatically.
Where they might initially connect:

• Both were critical of conventional religion and morality
• Both believed in human potential for transcendence
• Both saw most people as living below their potential
• Both were interested in creating "new" types of humans

But the fundamental differences would likely cause major friction:
Nietzsche was a rigorous philosopher who valued intellectual honesty, solitude, and individual self-creation. He was deeply skeptical of:

• Organized movements and mass followings
• People who claimed to have "the answer"
• Systematic dogmas and rigid hierarchies
• Anyone who sought power over others through ideology

Hubbard was essentially building exactly what Nietzsche despised - a systematized belief system with himself as the authoritative leader, complete with rigid hierarchies, unquestionable doctrines, and mass appeal.

The personality clash would be severe: Nietzsche was introspective, self-doubting, and constantly questioning his own ideas. Hubbard was grandiose, supremely confident, and presented his ideas as scientific fact. Nietzsche valued the "free spirit" who creates their own values; Hubbard created an organization that demanded strict adherence to his values.

I imagine Nietzsche would see Hubbard as exactly the type of charlatan he warned against - someone who takes philosophical concepts about human potential and turns them into a power-grabbing scheme. Hubbard would probably dismiss Nietzsche as an impractical academic who never built anything "workable."

They'd likely have one interesting conversation before Nietzsche walked away in disgust, and Hubbard declared him a "suppressive person."

 

[I M Dex]

I was playing around on Claude.ai, and asked Claude:
Would L. Ron Hubbard and Nietzsche get along well?


Claude answered:

That's a fascinating hypothetical! Based on their philosophies and personalities, I think they'd likely clash quite dramatically.
Where they might initially connect:

• Hubbard was grandiose, supremely confident, and presented his ideas as scientific fact.

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  Nope. Hubbard invested himself in a facade of self-confidence, but was so paranoid and insecure that he couldn't tolerate the slightest disagreement or criticism, and threw under the bus anyone who shined too brightly around him time and time again, and would so have done the same with Nietsche sooner or later.

 

[Hatshepsut]

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  Nope. Hubbard invested himself in a facade of self-confidence, but was so paranoid and insecure that he couldn't tolerate the slightest disagreement or criticism, and threw under the bus anyone who shined too brightly around him time and time again, and would so have done the same with Nietsche sooner or later.

Reflecting on his behavior, and that of savage Miscavige, I think they hit 'The Furies'. (Alan Walter predicted this zone would be recurring )

Clips of past actors and comedians who hit the skids when jacked up, keep appearing in the youtube lineup. They all went mad eating anybody they thought to be counter creating what they had on their vision board. Sheer viciousness.

I used to be appalled reading the myths, the stories of 'overkill' among Greek gods, punishing their own family members. How hatefully could you caste someone down into Hades and curse them eternally. Rage Who the hell would aim to ascend to that level of Titan if the emotional currents among their members are such.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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For Your Consideration
NOMINATED FOR SCIENTOLOGY'S
STUPID MOMENTS HALL OF FAME
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EVERY MOMENT SCIENTOLOGY'S FOUNDER, DR. DUCKARD,
DISCOVERED NEW & EXCITING BREAKTHROUGH TECHNOLOGY AND—

HIS DELIRIOUSLY DUPED & DEDICATED DIANETIC DUCKS
DASHED TO MAKE DAZZLING DONATIONS.

THIS WAS ALSO THE MOMENT RON
DISCOVERED ROUTING FORMS

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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PRO TIP: The guys waving scary branches and scary long sticks
with scary rags on them are the scary Ethics Officers.

For those who may have peeked at the Dianetic Duckherding video, but
didn't have the patience or the interest to read the comments—in order
to figure out wtf was happening........the ducks were dropped off at
rice fields to demolish, destroy & digest the SBs ("Suppressive Bugs")

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Tech Tip
du jour

IS SCIENTOLOGESE A NEW LANGUAGE (ON THIS PLANET)?

the test below reveals the answer

"Two squirrel terminals on that HGC line had O/Ws and missed an R/S so the
PC had BPC, and they started to 3P the D of P and the Class XII C/S. Then
the MAA RPF'd both and cogged one was PTS to an SP with CI and the
other was a DB with MUs and OI. This indicated and blew down,
producing a line charge with F/N & VGIs on the 3rd dynamic."

since a non-scientologist could not possibly
understand that sentence—
the answer is YES.

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[Type4_PTS]

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Tech Tip
du jour

IS SCIENTOLOGESE A NEW LANGUAGE (ON THIS PLANET)?

the test below reveals the answer

"Two squirrel terminals on that HGC line had O/Ws and missed an R/S so the
PC had BPC, and they started to 3P the D of P and the Class XII C/S. Then
the MAA RPF'd both and cogged one was PTS to an SP with CI and the
other was a DB with MUs and OI. This indicated and blew down,
producing a line charge with F/N & VGIs on the 3rd dynamic."

if a non-scientologist could not possibly
understand that sentence—
the answer is YES.

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I was wondering how ChatGPT would respond if I uploaded that paragraph and asked: "A scientologist wrote this; what does it mean?"

ChatGPT:
This is pure Scientology jargon — what you got is basically Scientologese that sounds like technical communication but is really a mash-up of internal slang and acronyms. Let me unpack it for you in plain English:

The original:

"Two squirrel terminals on that HGC line had O/Ws and missed an R/S so the PC had BPC, and they started to 3P the D of P and the Class XII C/S. Then the MAA RPF'd both and cogged one was PTS to an SP with CI and the other was a DB with MUs and OI. This indicated and blew down, producing a line charge with F/N & VGIs on the 3rd dynamic."

Translation into normal language:

• “Two squirrel terminals on that HGC line”
  → Two people in the auditing unit (HGC = Hubbard Guidance Center) were “squirreling,” meaning they weren’t following Hubbard’s rules exactly.
• “had O/Ws and missed an R/S so the PC had BPC”
  → They supposedly had their own “overts and withholds” (sins and secrets) and missed a “rockslam” (an E-meter read interpreted as evil intent). Because of this, the “preclear” (PC, the person being audited) accumulated “bypassed charge” (unresolved upset).
• “they started to 3P the D of P and the Class XII C/S”
  → Those two began “third-partying” (spreading rumors/blame) about the Director of Processing (D of P) and the highest-level Case Supervisor (Class XII C/S).
• “Then the MAA RPF’d both”
  → The Master-at-Arms (ethics officer) punished both by sending them to the Rehabilitation Project Force (RPF = hard-labor punishment camp).
• “and cogged one was PTS to an SP with CI”
  → It was realized (cognited) that one of them was “Potential Trouble Source” (PTS — connected to a Suppressive Person) and had “counter-intention” (CI = resisting the group).
• “and the other was a DB with MUs and OI”
  → The other was labeled a “degraded being” (DB — an irredeemably low person) who had “misunderstood words” (MUs) and “other intentions” (OI = not aligned with Scientology goals).
• “This indicated and blew down”
  → Once this was spotted and stated, the E-meter needle dropped (blowdown, supposedly showing relief).
• “producing a line charge with F/N & VGIs on the 3rd dynamic.”
  → This created laughter or release (line charge), with a “floating needle” (sign of completion on the meter) and “very good indicators” (apparent happiness), all on the “third dynamic” (the group level — i.e., the organization benefited).

Plainest summary:

Two staff members were accused of not following Hubbard’s rules in auditing, causing problems. They gossiped about their supervisors. Both were punished with forced labor. One was declared connected to a suppressive person, the other labeled a degraded being. Management interpreted this as a breakthrough, and the group was said to feel happy and relieved.

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This is the kind of “tech” talk Scientologists use to sound like something precise and scientific is happening — when in fact it’s just rebranded gossip, blame-shifting, and punishment, wrapped in Hubbard’s invented language.