TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

Don Hubbard.....talking about endwords........

I got a bit serious recently and wondered a about the structure of the Clear and OT 2.....Banks......and related topics.

Since you have such a close relationship with your brother, L Ron.....perhaps you could ask him to clear this up.

At what point did Dianetics and going Clear with Dianetics shift from running Engrams .....and become an End Word Bank.....or Implant....?

AND....

Since OT 2 also involves End Words.....and the same Chanting Technology as Clear.....to resolve this Bank.....
are there overlapping End Words...?

Since Clear and OT2 are very similar in structure......were they done by the same Race of Implanters....?

And at what point on the Time Track did these 2 Bank Implants occur?
 
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Hubbard in a "Pervasion Trance"
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Dr. Hubbard's impressively deep research forays into the cosmic unknown were best described by the highly formalized scientific Latin descriptive:

"PERVASIO TRANSCENDUS SESSIONUM"
'
Pervasion Trance Session'
[i.e. "PTS" ]



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(Dear Don Hubbard...) Since you have such a close relationship with your brother, L Ron Hubbard, perhaps you could ask him to clear this up. At what point did Dianetics stop running Engrams--and at what point on the wholetrack did these Implants start to occur?


I sent your query up lines to Don Hubbard and because he is frequently in telepathic communication with his twin brother Ron Hubbard, we received an answer back within 90 seconds!

originally posted by Don Hubbard
Excellent question. My brother Ron stated that there are three (3) pivotally transformative Scientology events that all happened on the same exact date! 1. The cessation of Ron selling pre-natal engram auditing as the surefire method of Clearing. 2. The refusal of public preclears to buy more Dianetic pre-natal engram and Clearing auditing intensives after having spent vast sums and no new abilities resulted. 3. Ron's discovery that beings who went Clear but didn't get the Clear "powers" had one or more implants in restimulation. It was then that Ron made the astonishing additional discovery that if that failed Clear purchased another 50 hours of auditing, all of their implants could be erased which not only gave them "Clear" powers, but also gave them magically miraculous OT powers as well that would eliminate illness and death and bestow immortality for eternity with the power to use "postulates" to mock up as much money as one could ever dream of for free!!!


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Previously unpublished photo (below) of the 'Pervasive Trancing' technique Dr. Hubbard discovered
was provided courtesy of a generous licensing grant from the ILove2Lurk Archive Foundation

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ASKED FOR SOME ADDITIONAL CONTEXT FOR THAT RARE PHOTO, DON HUBBARD REPLIED:

". . .the photo was taken during a Pervasive Trancing Session when my
twin brother Ron went to the very beginning of the MEST universe time
track. That's when he suddenly bolted upright in his chair and began
loudly singing Show Tunes—which Ron later briefed us he had personally
composed just as the physical universe was forming. This confirmed that
Ron personally had in fact invented MUSIC itself! A fascinating but little
known fact is that during that trancing session Ron shared with
us that that he had also invented 'JAZZ HANDS' (see photo)."

—Don Hubbard




F/Ning Factoid: In fact, Scientologists are taught that at the very beginning of the
physical universe, L. Ron Hubbard (then named "Arp Cola") invented music. While
this seems on its face to be perfectly absurd bullshit, it is certainly not. In fact, it's
perfectly normal bullshit in comparison to all of Hubbard's other cringey whoppers.



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I am "Guilty as Charged!"

I confess. In fact. . .

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Too long, [ I ] didn't proofread. :coolwink:


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HOW L. RON HUBBARD USED
RHETORICAL GIMMICKS, BAIT & SWITCH TRICKERY
AND MANIPULATIVE MAGICAN'S MISDIRECTION TO
MAKE MARKS' MONEY MAGICALLY MATERIALIZE
IN HIS MESSIANICALLY MANAGED MEST

PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS

. . .
PREDICATES:
1. Scientology is the science of "Knowing How To Know"
2. Therefore, the goal of Scientology is "Total Knowingness"
3. Once one fully "KNOWS" about any problem or barrier to achieving any goal,
then the barrier or "stop" instantly "erases" (e.g. vanishes, "as-ises", et al)
4. Thus one is able to attain the state of "OT" with mystical, magical and miraculous powers.
5. L. Ron Hubbard is the first being on this planet to achieve "Total Knowingness"
6. This is how Ron became "Source" and discovered the answer & solutions to everything.
7. After achieving all of the above, Ron then philanthropically decided that he would share his
cosmically causative technology with the lowly degraded beings on Earth for the low, low
deeply-discounted, under-wholesale cost of less than $1M per customer.
8. Because knowing everything would normally require infinite hours of determined study over many
quadrillions of lifetimes, Ron has also thrown in at no extra cost a free Bonus technology of how to
infallibly know everything by using his patented "Pervasion Technique".

The following quote was from L. Ron Hubbard's lecture series called "First American Advanced Clinical Indoctrination Course Lectures", given in Camden, New Jersey; entitled "LOOKING - DEFINITION OF STATIC" on 6 October 1953. In this lecture Hubbard stated a number of things about how OTs operate, that includes various statements that casually mention the word "PERVADE" or "PERVASION". Here is the most signifiant one, you will see shortly after reading the paragraph below, a verbatim quote of Hubbard directly from the tape's transcript:

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"THE BEST WAY TO KNOW IS TO PERVADE"
Nice, I always knew that scientists were wasting
all theirs and everyone else's time with all that
bogus "scientific method" and stupid "proof"

Now comes the fun part where we reveal Hubbard's core FRAUDULENT GIMMICK & MISDIRECTION in all of Dianetics and Scientology.

Hubbard pretends to do "scientific research". He also calls it "wholetrack research". Ron can tell you what color shoes Markabians working in implant stations wore, simply by PERVADING history.

"History". Key word.

Let's cite just one more crazy reference here so that all of the above jigsaw puzzle pieces instantly fly to their correct positions and reveal the image very clearly. This one is taken directly out of Hubbard's 1952 book "HISTORY OF MAN" (aka "What To Audit"):

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This is Hubbard's research. He has "total knowingness" that 10,000 years ago a certain civilization of evil aliens ("Marcabians") began
implanting people in this sector of the universe. After each lifetime, the "being" followed a hypnotic command to "report back to" the implant station to get a refresher. These were described by Hubbard as "report stations".

The shocking discovery was not even when Ron discovered that there is a Martian Report station right here on earth in the Pyrenees mountain range that forms a natural 300 mile long border between Spain and France.

The most shocking thing is HOW Hubbard discovered that implant station!

As a scientific researcher, surely he must have gone to the Pyrenees and taken photographic and filmed proof, right? He would have lead an expeditionary force and brought back truckloads of rusty implant equipment and mysterious alien electronic components, no?

No.

What Ron did was close his eyes and magically "go to" that location and see all these astonishing things in his mind.

Scientists and "wogs" alike call that imagination, often delusion, sometimes hallucination.

Ron then lectures paying Scientologists on what he imagined. He claims he "pervaded" in order to know that Martian implant stations are on earth in that location. The audience of super-uptone laughing and cogniting Scientologists applaud Ron's astonishing discovery. They don't know what Hubbard means when he uses the word "Pervade". And they are too fearful to ask. Mainly because Hubbard did not allow anyone to ask questions while he lectured.

Additionally, Scientologists are forbidden from doing "wholetrack research". They can and will be declared to be an evil "SP" if they purport to have discovered anything from the wholetrack. Only Ron is allowed to time travel. Anyone caught lecturing or (gasp!) charging anyone money to learn about their wholetrack discoveries is deemed/declared a "SQUIRREL".

So, this is how Hubbard was able to attain "TOTAL KNOWINGNESS" about everything. It's not an uncommon practice for cult leaders to close their eyes and dive into a trance or a hat to channel divine wisdom. The Mormon Church for example (with kover 17 million active members) had such a Messianic source in Joseph Smith who (like Hubbard) did not have to leave his cozy chair at home in order to know all things in this universe. He (literally) put his head into a holy hat and all the "knowledge" (knowingness) flowed forth.

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LDS Founder Joseph Smith (like L. Ron Hubbard) would do
his research by simply "pervading" history from the comfort
of his home. This produced infallible "TRUTHS" like the
time Smith discovered that Jesus traveled to the
United States after his resurrection in 33 AD.​

So, "pervading" is how Hubbard was able to monetize and sell his TOTAL KNOWINGNESS books, courses and taped lectures.

So, "pervading" is how Hubbard was able to sell his "OT Auditing Rundowns" for hundreds of thousands of dollars, which he guaranteed
others would derive miraculous superpowers from.

SUMMARY
Pervading. Scientists and wogs call it "imagination".
More often people call it "delusion" or "hallucination".
L. Ron Hubbard calls it tax-free "donations".



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Hubbard was pretty sharp when it came to marketing, but IMO, he missed a huge opportunity.

The Co$ could have brought in some serious cash by selling the Pervasion Debug Rundown. I'm sure that would have required several intensives from a Class XII auditor.

I guess even marketing geniuses have their blind spots.
 
Hubbard was pretty sharp when it came to marketing, but IMO, he missed a huge opportunity.

The Co$ could have brought in some serious cash by selling the Pervasion Debug Rundown. I'm sure that would have required several intensives from a Class XII auditor.

I guess even marketing geniuses have their blind spots.


Excellent strategy to boom stats and for Scientology to finally emerge from the cellar of anonymity
and take its rightful place as "the worlds fastest growing religion!"

Your concept could well inspire many other Rundowns that would further accelerate planetary
clearing, such as:

"THE DEBUGGED-DEBUG RUNDOWN"
The rundown that debugs all your
previously failed de-bugs when we
told you that the reason the tech
wasn't working is because you're a
degraded being with evil purposes.
This time no inval, we promise!


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.F/Ning Factoid: In fact, Scientologists are taught that at the very beginning of the
physical universe, L. Ron Hubbard (then named "Arp Cola") invented music. While
this seems on its face to be perfectly absurd bullshit, it is certainly not. In fact, it's
perfectly normal bullshit in comparison to all of Hubbard's other cringey whoppers.




ChatGPT confirmed that Arp Cola was the inventor of music. And it gave me one of Arp's original song lyrics.


🎵 Arp Cola (Inventor of Music, You're Welcome)

By Me, Arp Cola. Bow before the beat.


[Verse 1]
Before there was time, or space, or pants,
I invented rhythm—on accident, perchance.
One note, divine, escaped my face,
And thus began... the human race.


I built the stars from major thirds,
Taught aliens scales and made up words.
They called me “Master,” “Tone Lord,” “Bro”—
I said, “It’s Arp Cola, keep it low.”


[Chorus]
🎶 I invented music, don’t act surprised—
Before Mozart, Beyoncé, and that guy with the eyes.
I harmonized gravity, tuned up the sun—
You play a kazoo? I already won. 🎶


[Verse 2]
Thetans cried when they heard my jam,
Marcabians whined, “That’ll cost you, man.”
But I kept composing with space-age flair,
Wrote a ballad for a comet, and a funk groove for air.


I laid down a beat, reality shook—
Wrote a chorus so hot it vaporized a book.
Then I banned all critics, just for fun,
Declared myself Musician One.


[Bridge] (in a dramatic whisper)
They tried to steal my cosmic rights,
Said “sound exists on earthly nights.”
But I had copyright on time and tone—
Sue me? I’ll audit your chromosomes.


[Chorus]
🎶 I invented music, that’s just a fact—
Your Spotify playlist? That’s Arp Cola’s impact.
I composed the wind, I arranged the moon—
Taught Beethoven how to use Auto-Tune. 🎶


[Outro] (Spoken, echoey)
Remember my name… Arp. Cola.
Fizzier than truth. Louder than logic.
And if you doubt me… just listen to silence.
I wrote that too.

===============================================================================

You can order his last album here:
www.ArpCola.com


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crazy cool mad jam, mannnnn. . .

Esoterically edgy too----I even had to look up. . .

🎶 I invented music, don’t act surprised—​
Before Mozart, Beyoncé, and that guy with the eyes.
And, special honors (and a jumbo multi-tiered bowling trophy) goes to. . .

I composed the wind, I arranged the moon—​
Taught Beethoven how to use Auto-Tune.
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Thanks to Type IV_PTS, the legend​
of super-crooner Arp Cola lives on!!!​
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DJ "AC" claims even greater glory
and throws shade on all
other shady rappers...
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GPT-5 works for me now.

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"Somebody sits up on Venus — there are probably some other stations around up in the system.
This one’s on Venus. I notice that we all believe that Venus has a methane atmosphere and
is unlivable. I almost got run down by a freight locomotive the other day — didn’t look very
uncivilized to me. I’m allergic to freight locomotives, they’re always running into you.”

Lecture: Between Lives Implants
 
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"Somebody sits up on Venus — there are probably some other stations around up in the system. This one’s on Venus. I notice that we all believe that Venus has a methane atmosphere and is unlivable. I almost got run down by a freight locomotive the other day — didn’t look very uncivilized to me. I’m allergic to freight locomotives, they’re always running into you.”
Lecture: Between Lives Implants


Interesting...the repetitive nature of Hubbard's mythological narratives! According to the Hubbard's hoax, there are these terrifying (implant) STATIONS everything in the universe to trap, degrade and enslave you in MEST hell for eternity.

Here a station, there a station, everywhere a station-station.

But then...Hubbard rescues you and you go Clear! Hurrah!!!!

Then what happens?

The very next thing Hubbard demands is that you pay him thousands of dollars to do OT I, where he further commands you
to "report" to a train STATION and then a bus STATION. That's where you learn the super secret confidential commands of the first OT level.

Coin-cidence or Cult-incidents? LOL


* ps: The secret auditing command on OT 1 is "Count the bodies in the station and then write up your cognition". Nobody knows why
counting the number of people waiting for a bus produces an OT cognition and supernatural powers. I guess you have to run the process
in order to attain the mindblowing magical powers.



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* ps: The secret auditing command on OT 1 is "Count the bodies in the (train) station and then write up your cognition". Nobody knows why counting the number of people waiting for a bus produces an OT cognition and supernatural powers. I guess you have to run the process in order to attain the mindblowing magical powers.
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QUESTION: Why would "counting the number of bodies" in a bus or train station result in an OT cognition?

ANSWER: To understand, one must reference, review & respect: "THE HUBBARD LAW OF WINS" (both parts).


PART I:
"Scientologists can have wins on anything!"

PART II:
"Scientologists can have miraculous OT wins on anything they
have been 'r-factored' will produce miraculous OT wins."


QUESTION: Wait, what would be an example of a cognition that would produce a "miraculous OT win" from counting bodies in a train station?

ANSWER: It's funny. Ever since back in the day when I did OT I, I have never thought about this question. Hmmmm...let me find you the standard LRH reference on that so I don't give you verbal data. Okay, here's an excerpt from the most recent "ADVANCE!" magazine. . .

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NOMINATED FOR 2025's
MUSE OF THE YEAR AWARD

THE EX-SCIENTOLOGY MESSAGE BOARD
CONTENT CREATOR KNOWN TO ALL AS
ENTHETAN


For pointing out a hilariously inspirational goof from an ancient
black & white commercial for the old SUPERMAN tv show.

First, here's the 9 second clip. . .try to spot the funky faux pas.



Here's Enthetan's ultra-clever catch to a post I made on a political discussion thread:
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. . . and yes, bullets really do not hurt (black & white or orange) Superman...


But notice, he stands there in front of the...bullets, but ducks when the gun is thrown at his face.


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Priceless! LOL!

END OF PART I: See Part II below

 
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START OF PART II:

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THOSE SEVEN (7) SIMPLE FRAMES ARE THE ULTRA-REFINED
AND PERFECT ZEN ANALOGY TO FULLY UNDERSTAND AND
APPRECIATE THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF SCIENTOLOGY.

FROM THE FIRST FRAME WHERE HUBBARD ANNOUNCED
HIS PERSONAL INFALLIBILITY & INVINCIBILITY WITH THE
DISCOVERY OF HIS NEW TRANSCENDENT ADVANCED
UBERMAN STATE CALLED "CLEAR". . .OR "HOMO NOVIS"

THRU THE FOLLOWING FRAMES (DECADES) WHERE HE
DISCOVERED AND RELEASED THE INHERENT BUT DORMANT
DIVINE POWERS WITHIN HUMANS - - WHEREUPON THEY TOO
COULD ACQUIRE MAGICALLY MESSIANIC ABILITIES JUST LIKE RON
AND BECOME ACTUAL GODS CALLED OPERATING THETANS
THAT WERE IMPERVIOUS TO ILLNESS AND DEATH ITSELF.

AND ONWARD, AS HUBBARD PERSONALLY AMASSED
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BY SELLING HIS
GUARANTEED PACKAGE ("BRIDGE") OF MIRACULOUS
SUPERPOWERS, UNLIMITED WEALTH & ETERNITY!

EXCEPT THAT'S ABOUT WHEN HUBBARD'S DOPEY, DUPED
DIANETIC DONORS BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT THEY HAD BEEN
CRUELLY HOAXED---WHEREUPON THE MASSIVE BLOWS BEGAN
AS WELL AS CIVIL LAWSUITS & CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS AGAINST
THE ALL POWERFUL & ULTIMATE OT HIMSELF, L. RON HUBBARD.

YEAH—SO ALMOST EVERYONE FIGURED OUT THAT THE BULLETS
BOUNCING OFF HUBBARD'S CHEST WERE REALLY BLANKS
THAT ACTORS IN PRETEND MOVIES USE TO SIMULATE
SUPERHEROES THAT CAN SAVE THE WORLD
AND BRING SALVATION TO ALL. THAT'S
WHEN HUBBARD BEGAN TO DUCK.

SO IT WAS IN THE EARLY 1980s THAT
SUPER-THETAN RON TRIED TO FULLY
DUCK OUT BY COMMITTING SUICIDE.

THAT ATTEMPT DIDN'T WORK ANY BETTER THAN
HIS FUTILE ATTEMPT TO CREATE OPERATING THETANS.

BUT, ULTIMATELY, ALL HUBBARD COULD REALLY DO
WAS CREATE "OODs". OPTIMISTIC OPERATING DONORS.

ALAS, LATER HUBBARD SUCCESSFULLY "DUCKED" OUT IN
1986. BUT HE LEFT ONE FINAL HOAX TO SECURE HIS LEGACY.

TO WIT, THE WORLDWIDE EVENT AND SUPER THETA MESSAGE
TO ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS THAT ASSURED THEM RON HAD NOT DIED!
IN FACT, HE ONLY LEFT THE PLANET TEMPORARILY TO DO ADVANCED
RESEARCH IN DEEP SPACE. IN THAT SENSE RON IS VERY MUCH LIKE
JESUS. HE'LL BE BACK, RESURRECTED FROM THE UN-LIVING.

SCIENTOLOGISTS WERE TAUGHT TO NEVER USE THE TERM
"RON" AND "DEAD" OR "UNEXPECTEDLY DROPPED DEAD"
IN THE SAME SENTENCE. INSTEAD, HIGH TONED
SCIENTOLOGISTS LEFT THAT BRIEFING EVENT
WITH THE F/Ning GRIN AND KNOWINGNESS
THAT RON DID NOT DIE, IT'S JUST THAT
HE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OT
THAT HE COULD NOT LIVE WITH
THAT DEGRADED LITTLE
ENCUMBRANCE CALLED
A BODY. SO WRITE A
SUCCESS STORY
AND SHARE ALL
YOUR WINS!



AND NOW A FINAL TRIBUTE TO RON HUBBARD FROM HIS TWIN BROTHER DON HUBBARD (see avatar above & CV below):
"If it dodges like a duck and it deceives like a duck. . .
and it diabolically demands donations like a duck
and it ducks out like a duck
and it
quacks like a duck...
it's a QUACK."


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Re-posted from another thread discussing WHY the Church of Scientology
is still harassing and fair gaming a former Scientologist who was raped
by cult celebrity Danny Masterson---even though he was convicted of
multiple rapes and is now serving a 30 year prison sentence.

Quite honestly, it's the same reason that the cult continues
sending promotional mail to people who escaped their
avaricious chokehold decades ago and who have
literally demanded and begged to be removed
from their mailing list bombardment.
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It’s extremely f-ed up how deeply the Scientology Organization was ( I guess still is ) involved with this for years….

And still is.,..

REASON THEY'RE STILL INVOLVED:
Because Scientology is an apex parasite. When they are sucking the life and money out of their host(s), they have ZERO INCENTIVE to release their bite. To free their captive source of food from their ravenous jaws would be a self-imposed death sentence. There is a very good reason why approximately 97.5% of all Scientologists escape ("blow") from the parasitically sucking & munching cult and DO NOT RETURN.
Because nobody likes to be someone else's dinner.


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Technically speaking, it wasn't the RPF MAA who gave me this r-factor, but I assume that she believed it, because I did nothing that could have caused the dumb waiter to break. I don't recall her words to me as she assigned me to the RPF's RPF. But some days later, I had a conversation with a Flag-trained auditor or C/S who was on the RPF with me. I mentioned to him that I was simply operating the dumb waiter, and it stopped working. Nothing I did could have made it stop working. And then HE gave me the R-Factor. :D He explained about hidden evil purposes and talked about the FPRD, and he spoke with certainty about how the hidden evil purposes would have been the underlying cause for the dumb waiter breaking.

By assigning me the cause of this thing breaking was essentially gaslighting. Or maybe I was a suppressive dumb waiter-abuser trillions of years ago, and some of those hidden evil intentions caused the dumb waiter to go PTS.
. I’ve been out of the cult for almost 15 years …Talk about “Scientological implants and Scientology programming”

I just thought this as I read your posts …

A fully ETHICS trained and hatted Scientologist in PT with clean hands would have known this Scientological fact with insouciant certainty ….

that you have OVERTS on the dumb waiter
and that your use of it restimulated a withhold ….

The fricken MAA nearly found out ….

Now… what did the MAA do that made you wonder whether or not if he / she knew?

Come on - take a look …

lol 😝
 
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