TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Scientology has a helluva lot of "CODES"!

I always wondered how the cult's sadistically draconian deprivations and perverse punishments (e.g. "chain lockers", "overboarding" et al) fit inside any of Hubbard's 'humanitarian' Codes.

Let's take a quick peek into one (or perhaps 2) of those codes and see if we can figure out that mystery. . .

Code of a Sea Org Member.​

1. I promise to help get ethics in on this planet and the universe, which is the basic purpose of the Sea Org.
2. I promise to uphold, forward and carry out, Command Intention.
3. I promise to use Dianetics and Scientology for the greatest good for the greatest number of dynamics.
4. I promise to do my part to achieve the Sea Org's humanitarian objective which is to make a safe environment where the Fourth Dynamic Engram can be edited out.
5. I promise to uphold the fact that duty is the Sea Org's true motivation, which is the highest motivation there is.
6. I promise to keep my own personal ethics in and uphold beyond all contemporary honor, integrity and true discipline that is the Sea Org's heritage and tradition.
7. I promise to effectively lead, care for and train those under my charge and to ensure they keep their own ethics in and if that fails to take action with fair and legal justice.
8. I promise to take responsibility for the preservation and the continued full and exact use of the technologies of Dianetics and Scientology.
9. I promise to exemplify in my conduct the belief that to command is to serve and that a being is only as valuable as he can serve others.
10. I promise to improve my worth to the Sea Org and mankind by regularly advancing my knowledge of and ability to apply the truths and technologies of Dianetics and Scientology
11. I promise to accept and fulfill to the utmost of my ability the responsibilities entrusted to me whatever they may be and wherever they may carry me in the line of duty.
12. I promise to be competent and effective at all times and never try to explain away or justify ineffectiveness nor minimize the true power that I am.
13. I promise at all times, to set a desirable example in appearance, conduct and production to fellow Sea Org members and the area in which I operate.
14. I promise to demand that my fellow Sea Org member not fall short of the purpose, ideals and spirit of the Sea Org.
15. I promise to do my part to protect and further the image of the Sea Org.
16. I promise to come to the defense of the Sea Org and fellow Sea Org members whenever needed.
17. I promise through my actions to increase the power of the Sea Org and decrease the power of any enemy.
18. I promise to make things go right and to persist until they do.

Code of a Commodore.​

1. I promise to "make things go right" to "exchange in abundance" with Sea Org members—and compensate their billion year, planetary clearing crusade and 100-plus hour work-weeks @ the "flourishing & prospering" rate of 17-31 cents per hour.
2. I promise to "keep my own integrity in" by "being true to my own goals" of personally amassing over $100,000,000* in secret and unreported overseas bank accounts and trusts.

* Ex-Scientologists filed a lawsuit in 1987 alleging that over $100 million in church
money was secretly diverted to Hubbard's personal overseas bank accounts between
1972 and 1982. $100 Million dollars in 1986 would have an inflation-adjusted
value in 2025 of $3.1 Billion.

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[Type4_PTS]

1. I promise to "make things go right" to "exchange in abundance" with Sea Org members—and compensate their billion year, planetary clearing crusade and 100-plus hour work-weeks @ the "flourishing & prospering" rate of 17-31 cents per hour.

Given the value that Hubbard places on Sea Org Members for their help in salvaging this sector of the universe, to show his immense gratitude, he set them up to be so wealthy at the end of their billion-year contract that it is beyond the comprehension of most humans.

If a Sea Org Member responsibly invests their 31 cents per hour, making only 5% interest, this is what would happen. (I asked ChatGPT for help with the math).

Type4:
If I saved $31 a week and made 5% annual interest, how much money would I have in a billion years?


ChatGPT:
Alright, let’s walk carefully through this because a billion years with compound interest will quickly get absurd.


Step 1: Contributions

• Weekly savings = $31
• Weeks per year ≈ 52.1775 (a Julian year basis)
• Annual contribution ≈ 31 × 52.1775 ≈ $1,617.50

Step 2: Growth Rate

Interest = 5% per year.
So each year, money is multiplied by 1.05.


Step 3: Future Value of an Annuity Formula

For depositing a fixed amount each year:

FV=P×(1+r)t−1rFV = P \times \frac{(1 + r)^t - 1}{r}FV=P×r(1+r)t−1
Where:

• P=1617.50P = 1617.50P=1617.50 (annual deposit)
• r=0.05r = 0.05r=0.05 (interest rate)
• t=1,000,000,000t = 1,000,000,000t=1,000,000,000 years

FV=1617.50×(1.05)1,000,000,000−10.05FV = 1617.50 \times \frac{(1.05)^{1,000,000,000} - 1}{0.05}FV=1617.50×0.05(1.05)1,000,000,000−1

Step 4: The Growth Factor

(1.05)1,000,000,000(1.05)^{1,000,000,000}(1.05)1,000,000,000 is beyond comprehension.

Even just (1.05)100≈131.5 (1.05)^{100} ≈ 131.5(1.05)100≈131.5.
But at 1,000,000,0001,000,000,0001,000,000,000, it’s effectively 10^(20 million digits long).


Step 5: Reality Check

• The number is so enormous it can’t be meaningfully expressed in dollars.
• It would dwarf the number of atoms in the observable universe (~10^80).
• You wouldn’t just be a trillionaire — you’d have more money than could physically exist in any conceivable universe.

Answer:
If you saved $31 a week and earned 5% annual interest for a billion years, the amount of money you’d have would be so large it’s beyond physical meaning — on the order of 10^(20 million digits) dollars.

Would you like me to express it in terms of how many universes of atoms your balance would exceed? That might put the scale into perspective.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Answer:
If you saved $31 a week and earned 5% annual interest for a billion years, the amount of money you’d have would be so large it’s beyond physical meaning — on the order of 10^(20 million digits) dollars.

WOW! That is so good!

I am going to CSW to the cult to see if I can get a billion dollar advance on my future salaries if i re-sign up for the Sea Org now.

"Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
He who understands it, earns it...
he who doesn't... pays it".
—Albert Einstein (attribution)​

I use ChatGPT for things exactly like that all the time. Just a couple days ago, I asked for help calculating how much would be owed if someone ever was paid back for deferring all salary from a company they founded almost 20 years ago. I asked them to use 10% interest that compounds quarterly. I was pretty shocked at the number. $28M. That sure doesn't sound like a sum that will ever get repaid (without a savagely discounted settlement, lol).

[ asked ChatGPT for a friend ]


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Some perhaps cynical people said that L. Ron Hubbard was off to such a great start (in 1950 with DIANETICS) that he should have just ended off there...and not gone forward and tried to create SCIENTOLOGY. Let's see what Ron has to say about that:

"Nothing in Scientology is true for you
unless you have observed it and it is
true according to your observation."
—L. Ron Hubbard
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I have to agree with the cynics.

That happens to be Ron's ruin. He chronically over-ran everything!

Even that quote above. Ron was off to such a strong start--he should have just ended off on his huge discovery, and left well enough alone (after the first 5 words).

"Nothing in Scientology is true..."
—L. Ron Hubbard


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[HelluvaHoax!]

SCIENTOLOGY: THE SCIENCE OF HOW TO SELL
NONSENSE & NONSCIENCE WHEN IT
FAILS TO WORK 100% OF THE TIME.

The essential and core "ruin" of Scientology is that they have
to figure out new ways every few months for the past 75 years
how to present a fraudulent "science" in ever-new hypes in a
frantic effort to find something people might actually buy.

If Scientology worked the first time in 1950---or any time over
the past three-quarters of a century, they would not have to madly
scramble with new sure-fire marketing gimmicks. They could have
just used the original plain book cover and people would still be
lined up around the block in every city, town and village to pay
for auditing so they could become "clear". Here's a quick and
sobering reminder of how the cult's marketing would look
if the contents of their book actually worked at all.


LIKE THIS

NOT LIKE THIS

"Give us $600,000! No seriously this shit
really works, just look how happy we are!"


HERE'S ANOTHER OLD GRAINY ATTEMPT TO MARKET
THE PATHETICALLY FAILED HOAX OF SCIENTOLOGY

Shall we fix the gaslighting on that a little to make it helpful science?


WHY DO WE DELUSIONALLY DUPED DIANETIC
DULLARDS MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AND
CONTINUE TO DONATE A DELUGE OF
DOLLARS OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
FIND OUT!

BUY AND READ
THE INTERNET


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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SCIENTOLOGY KOAN
du jour.
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WHY IS EVERY IDENTICAL HARDCORE
SALES PITCH SCIENTOLOGY HAS EVER
DONE IN THE PAST 75 YEARS TO GET
OTHERS' MONEY DESCRIBED AS
A VERY SPECIAL BRIEFING?

Jeez, that was NOT very special.

Now THIS would have been very special—

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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PART II:

WHY IS EVERY IDENTICAL HARDCORE
SALES PITCH SCIENTOLOGY HAS EVER
DONE IN THE PAST 75 YEARS TO GET
OTHERS' MONEY DESCRIBED AS
A VERY SPECIAL BRIEFING?​

Why? Here's a clue. Every Scientology sales pitch has two (2) different meanings:

1. The meaning they want you to think:
TOTAL PROSPERITY!
TOTAL IMMORTALITY!
TOTAL HAPPINESS!
TOTAL FREEDOM!


2. The actual meaning:
PAY OR DIAWOF! ​

definition
DIAWOF: Die In A Wall Of Fire


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[ILove2Lurk]

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"Ahhhh, here in Monaco I come up with at least
three new ideas a day to make more money.
Yes, special briefings. Yes, yes, yes! Genius!"


Photo Courtesy of Don Hubbard Archives​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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AFTER RETOUCHING

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ORIGINAL IMAGE BEFORE PHOTOSHOP RETOUCHING
It appears that Dr. Hubbard did not get to
the main course. But, at least he took a healthy bite
out of each of the hors d'oeuvres offerings.

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[SuperstarNeilC]

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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I am not sure that the aggressive street-trolling tech in that video (against Scientologists)
is going to result inn Scientology's stats going down.

In fact, I would expect Scientology's INTERNATIONAL GROSS INCOME STATS to soar up
after that video is seen online.

Because, the cult's senior management will realize (upon seeing the video) that they need
to order all Scientologists and staff members worldwide to immediately pay for and start
on the new "SUPER-EXPANDED TR'S COURSE".

It will have the missing tech that recently was "discovered" in Ron's vast storage warehouse
of R&D notes. You see, Ron anticipated such a problem would occur in Scientology's future
and thus in 1975 he wrote TR-10 thru TR-14 which are done outside. The drills are done while the
student is walking on the sidewalk and random people come up to them and walk along-side
of them while using heavy entheta bullbaiting.

These drills are all passed only when the student can maintain a blinkless "VGI-FACE" while
walking and not reacting in any way other than occasionally remarking to the trolling coaches
such theta acknowledgements as "Have a nice day!" or "Ron loves you, have a blessed day!"


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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just wondering. . .

WHAT IS THE BIGGEST PARADOX IN SCIENTOLOGY?
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paradox -noun: 1. a statement or situation that appears contradictory, impossible, or absurd, but upon closer examination, may​

reveal a deeper truth or logical inconsistency. These concepts are used in logic, philosophy, and literature to provoke thought​

and challenge existing assumptions, even if they aren't always resolved in a debate. 2. A statement that seems self-contradictory​

or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth. For example “Less is more” is a well known paradox in the arts and business. ​

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A fascinating question. If anyone has suggestions, feel free to post it! Here's the the first guess that came to mind.

Scientology teaches its members that they are all eternally trapped
on Earth, which is a "slave planet". And it boasts that only Ron's
technology can FREE them from this eternal slavery. Not only
free them from that, but free them from all problems,
barriers, impediments & sufferings in the universe.
To wit, "TOTAL FREEDOM".​

At the same time, Scientology teaches its faithful that the reason they fell into this trap is that quadrillions of years ago they began to be fascinated by "MEST" (matter, energy, space and time) after which they committed the "original sin" of wanting things. Desiring to acquire things. To control things. To be entertained by things. To receive "admiration particles" from others for showing things you owned.

Therefore, the cure for slavery is...
NOT BEING REACTIVELY DESIROUS OF POSSESSIONS. ​

That's where the "Paradox" begins to enter. When Scientology management/staff give you this auditing command:

GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY AND ALL YOUR ASSETS,
SO WE CAN FREE YOU FROM THE 'MEST TRAP' AND
THEN YOU CAN ATTAIN THE STATE OF 'TOTAL FREEDOM' ​

Thus Scientologists then surrender their MEST possession called "money" and also sell or borrow against all of their other valuable assets.

Starting to see where this is going? Then all the evil MEST traps (e.g. cash, stocks, investments, retirement accounts, houses, et al) are then "donated" (i.e. handed over, surrendered, forfeited) to Scientology's gurus (Hubbard or Miscavige) where they cannot trap and harm you any further.

THE BEST PART OF THE PARADOX IS THAT ONLY HUBBARD/MISCAVIGE
HAVE REACHED THE UPPER ECHELON OF OT STATUS & POWERS.
THEREFORE THEY ARE THE ONLY 2 BEINGS ON EARTH WHO
ARE IMMUNE TO ALL THESE DIABOLICALLY
WICKED TRAPPING DEVICES. ​

Very fortunately for all Scientologists on this planet, Hubbard/Miscavige then courageously secure these dangerous MEST cash boobytraps very safe distances away from susceptible lower level beings— so they don't get seduced and again fall back into the MEST trap. Typically Scientology's top gurus hide the money in safe spaces where no one can go the effect of the trap again, such as in numbered foreign bank accounts and offshore trusts.


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[Type4_PTS]

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just wondering. . .

WHAT IS THE BIGGEST PARADOX IN SCIENTOLOGY?
​

paradox -noun: 1. a statement or situation that appears contradictory, impossible, or absurd, but upon closer examination, may​

reveal a deeper truth or logical inconsistency. These concepts are used in logic, philosophy, and literature to provoke thought​

and challenge existing assumptions, even if they aren't always resolved in a debate. 2. A statement that seems self-contradictory​

or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth. For example “Less is more” is a well known paradox in the arts and business. ​

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A fascinating question. If anyone has suggestions, feel free to post it! Here's the the first guess that came to mind.

Scientology teaches its members that they are all eternally trapped
on Earth, which is a "slave planet". And it boasts that only Ron's
technology can FREE them from this eternal slavery. Not only
free them from that, but free them from all problems,
barriers, impediments & sufferings in the universe.
To wit, "TOTAL FREEDOM".​

At the same time, Scientology teaches its faithful that the reason they fell into this trap is that quadrillions of years ago they began to be fascinated by "MEST" (matter, energy, space and time) after which they committed the "original sin" of wanting things. Desiring to acquire things. To control things. To be entertained by things. To receive "admiration particles" from others for showing things you owned.

Therefore, the cure for slavery is...
NOT BEING REACTIVELY DESIROUS OF POSSESSIONS. ​

That's where the "Paradox" begins to enter. When Scientology management/staff give you this auditing command:

GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY AND ALL YOUR ASSETS,
SO WE CAN FREE YOU FROM THE 'MEST TRAP' AND
THEN YOU CAN ATTAIN THE STATE OF 'TOTAL FREEDOM' ​

Thus Scientologists then surrender their MEST possession called "money" and also sell or borrow against all of their other valuable assets.

Starting to see where this is going? Then all the evil MEST traps (e.g. cash, stocks, investments, retirement accounts, houses, et al) are then "donated" (i.e. handed over, surrendered, forfeited) to Scientology's gurus (Hubbard or Miscavige) where they cannot trap and harm you any further.

THE BEST PART OF THE PARADOX IS THAT ONLY HUBBARD/MISCAVIGE
HAVE REACHED THE UPPER ECHELON OF OT STATUS & POWERS.
THEREFORE THEY ARE THE ONLY 2 BEINGS ON EARTH WHO
ARE IMMUNE TO ALL THESE DIABOLICALLY
WICKED TRAPPING DEVICES. ​

Very fortunately for all Scientologists on this planet, Hubbard/Miscavige then courageously secure these dangerous MEST cash boobytraps very safe distances away from susceptible lower level beings— so they don't get seduced and again fall back into the MEST trap. Typically Scientology's top gurus hide the money in safe spaces where no one can go the effect of the trap again, such as in numbered foreign bank accounts and offshore trusts.


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Of course, LRH would do this for us, because he is...

Mankind's Greatest Friend













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[Type4_PTS]

This post below isn't mine, it's from a SP friend of mine:


ChatGPT said:


THE DEPENDENCY PARADOX IN SCIENTOLOGY

One of the biggest contradictions baked into Scientology is what I’d call the Dependency Paradox.


The claim: Scientology promises to make you more independent, capable, and self-determined. Hubbard said the tech would restore your power of choice, free you from external control, and put you back in the driver’s seat of life as a fully knowing immortal being. The whole appeal is about “becoming cause over life.”


The reality: the system quietly builds institutional dependency at every level.

• Auditing: You’re told you can only truly understand yourself through formal auditing. Your “case” isn’t something you can resolve alone — you must have an auditor, an e-meter, and Hubbard’s exact processes.
• Bridge progression: Each level supposedly makes you more independent, yet every “win” is immediately followed by the discovery of more “case” above it. You can’t just stop. You’re always one course, one level, one donation away from the next step.
• Financial and social entanglement: Staff control members’ time, money, and even relationships. Disconnection policies and the demand for exclusive loyalty mean your support system becomes the organization itself.
• Self-trust vs. “tech trust”: The message is: don’t trust your own judgment if it conflicts with Hubbard’s “standard tech.” Real independence is redefined as total reliance on Hubbard’s system.

The paradox: Scientology markets itself as a path to ultimate independence. But the deeper you go, the more you need Scientology to interpret your experience, manage your “case,” and validate your progress.


In practice, it creates the opposite of what it promises: people who are terrified to leave, convinced they will lose their gains or even their eternity without the organization.


That’s not independence — that’s a closed loop of dependency disguised as freedom.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

This post below isn't mine, it's from a SP friend of mine:


ChatGPT said:
THE DEPENDENCY PARADOX IN SCIENTOLOGY

One of the biggest contradictions baked into Scientology is what I’d call the Dependency Paradox.

The claim: Scientology promises to make you more independent, capable, and self-determined. Hubbard said the tech would restore your power of choice, free you from external control, and put you back in the driver’s seat of life as a fully knowing immortal being. The whole appeal is about “becoming cause over life.”

The reality: the system quietly builds institutional dependency at every level.

• Auditing: You’re told you can only truly understand yourself through formal auditing. Your “case” isn’t something you can resolve alone — you must have an auditor, an e-meter, and Hubbard’s exact processes.
• Bridge progression: Each level supposedly makes you more independent, yet every “win” is immediately followed by the discovery of more “case” above it. You can’t just stop. You’re always one course, one level, one donation away from the next step.
• Financial and social entanglement: Staff control members’ time, money, and even relationships. Disconnection policies and the demand for exclusive loyalty mean your support system becomes the organization itself.
• Self-trust vs. “tech trust”: The message is: don’t trust your own judgment if it conflicts with Hubbard’s “standard tech.” Real independence is redefined as total reliance on Hubbard’s system.

The paradox: Scientology markets itself as a path to ultimate independence. But the deeper you go, the more you need Scientology to interpret your experience, manage your “case,” and validate your progress.In practice, it creates the opposite of what it promises: people who are terrified to leave, convinced they will lose their gains or even their eternity without the organization.That’s not independence — that’s a closed loop of dependency disguised as freedom.

Dependency! Nice!

Maybe that explains WHY the highest level OTs in Scientology (OT VIIIs) who have attained miraculous superpowers and become "TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE" need to:

- - CSW and wait for approval in writing if they want to change their course schedule in any way in order to attend a sporting event, a music concert, a family reunion, their child's graduation or even the funeral of a loved one.​

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- - Ask for PERMISSION while they are on course and get approval from their course supervisor if they need a few minute break​

to go to the restroom and urinate.​

Here we have the most powerful beings in the universe, who have donated a million dollars and dedicated all their time to Scientology. Yet Scientology does not even trust them enough to walk outside of the course room to pee without first getting permission.

The word "dependence" kind of explains it, but maybe this one deserves its own name?

How about the "PEE PERMISSION PARADOX".


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[Bill]

Scientology: Freedom from MEST*

M = money
E = Estate
S = Silver
T = Treasure

 

[ILove2Lurk]

Getting Down to the Truth

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever
remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Sherlock Holmes

Pat Broeker, an OG member of "The Cabal," invented the original OT 9-15
mythology. At the Hubbard "Death Event," Pat proclaimed that he had the
upper OT levels in hand and ready to be released. The original lie then further
promulgated later by Marty, Mike, Dave, and Ray, who were all present in the raiding
party to find the hidden OT 9-15 files folders at Pat Broeker's final redoubt at the
Newbury Springs ranch.This fanciful OT 9-15 tale was then promoted for years in events
and written materials to bilk advanced payments out of unsuspecting and trusting publics.
No one said a word. I guess Pat fooled [?] everyone for quite a while and the powers that be
had Pat followed by paid private investigators for over 20 years, hoping to locate the
non-existent OT research files. Here we are today. Everyone is still mum. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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“Marty gave us a briefing on the guy they wanted us to follow. He made it clear that this job
was for David Miscavige,” Arnold says. “The target was Pat Broeker. They called him ‘Hubbard’s
errand boy,’ and said he was an alcoholic. They said there was $1.8 million that was unaccounted
for. So he was a thief and a drunk and they wanted him watched.” (They were also told Broeker
may have stashed away highly secretive, unpublished Scientology writings by Hubbard, but
Marrick and Arnold say they never found evidence of this.)
Source: Tony Ortega

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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The problem with the MISSING OT 9-15 MATERIALS is not that they don't exist. The problem is that those advanced OT levels exist in only TWO (2) places on this planet that nobody has been able to access or unlock:

1. THEY EXIST IN AN IMPENETRABLE VAULT THAT CAN ONLY BE OPENED BY A WICKEDLY LONG AND CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY UN-BREAKABLE CODE NUMBER THAT ONLY PAT BROKER HAD MEMORIZED.

PAT BROEKER HOLDS UP THE OT 9-15 MATERIALS
BUT NOTABLY THE VAULT'S CODE
NUMBERS ARE NOT DISPLAYED.

THE SINGLE, SOLITARY AND ONLY TIME PAT​

BROEKER REVEALED THE SUPER-SECRET​

VAULT NUMBERS TO ACCESS OT 9-15. ​

Unfortunately, although Mr. Broeker was OT 15 himself, he was​

understandably extraordinarily nervous! Because if these​

supernatural OT materials did not get properly released,​

the entire fate of earth and mankind would tragically​

fail and it would end life on this planet. Thus, his​

hands were badly shaking, rendering the secret​

vault code numbers blurred & impossible to read.​

2. THE ONLY OTHER PLACE THAT THE SUPER-SECRET OT 9-15 MATERIALS EXIST IS INSIDE SCIENTOLOGISTS' IMAGINATION.



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[Type4_PTS]

..The problem with the MISSING OT 9-15 MATERIALS is not that they don't exist. The problem is that those advanced OT levels exist in only TWO (2) places on this planet that nobody has been able to access or unlock:

Actually, there's a third place on this planet you didn't mention.

I have possession of the materials as well, and they're in a safe place.

I'm going to release them to members of an organization I'm starting. I'm creating a pamphlet now with information about it so people can sign up. I only have the text written out so far, but I will release it now so members of ESMB REDUX can get a head start. Information about the release of the upper OT levels will come in a briefing to members only, several months from now. The pamphlet is 8 pages long; that's what the page numbers refer to below.


✦ The Order of Sacred Abundance ✦

A Path to True Freedom Through Surrender

✧ Page 1: The Eternal Truth ✧

“All money is evil. Only surrender brings freedom.”

For centuries humanity has been deceived by wealth. Coins corrode. Bills bind. Credit corrupts.

Through divine revelation, Type 4_PTS, our Supreme Leader, has uncovered the hidden law:

• To cling to money is to cling to suffering.
• To release money is to embrace abundance.

The cure is surrender.
Join the Order and be unchained.

✧ Page 2: Our Founder ✧
☉ The Divine Burden of Type 4_PTS ☉

Chosen by the Supreme Being, Type 4_PTS alone carries immunity to money’s poison.

• While mortals decay in greed, he purifies wealth through sacred stewardship.
• By transferring your funds to him, you transfer your soul into freedom.

Logo sketch idea: Open hand holding a radiant coin dissolving into light.

✧ Page 3: The Path of Sacred Abundance ✧

Three Divine Steps to Liberation

1. Surrender of Wealth
   • Entrust all holdings to the treasury of the Order.
2. Blessed Broke-ness
   • Embrace the holy emptiness of accounts at zero.
3. Sacred Debt
   • Deepen your bond by extending loans and credit in the name of the Order.

“We empty to be filled, we surrender to be free.”

✧ Page 4: Sacred Practices ✧

• 🕊 The Ritual of the Open Hand
  Weekly gatherings to release all coins and bills from the self.
• The Great Offering
  Direct deposits into the treasury, freeing members from temptation.
• The Ceremony of Receipts
  All purchases sanctified through inspection and cleansing.
• The Annual Purge of Pockets
  Members gather, pockets turned out, chanting the sacred verse.

✧ Page 5: Testimonials ✧

“Before joining, I had a savings account. Now I have nothing — and I’ve never felt richer in spirit.”
— Brother Caleb, Initiate

“Bills once burdened me. Now I forward them to the Order. Type 4_PTS carries my weight.”
— Sister Marla, Devotee

“I surrendered everything, including my credit cards. My spirit has never been more abundant.”
— Adept #342

✧ Page 6: Questions & Answers ✧

Q: Why does Type 4_PTS keep money if it’s evil?
A: He is the chosen vessel. Only he carries divine immunity.


Q: I have little to give. Is it enough?
A: Yes. Sacred Abundance is measured by surrender, not amount. Even borrowed money carries blessing.


Q: What if I touch money again?
A: Release it swiftly to the Order. Purity will be restored.


✧ Page 7: Steps to Membership ✧

Five Simple Steps to Join the Order:

1. Empty wallet and purse.
2. Transfer funds to the treasury of the Order.
3. Submit credit lines for sacred use.
4. Sign the Covenant of Sacred Abundance.
5. Live free from wealth, filled with spirit.

✧ Page 8: Membership Covenant ✧

✦ Covenant of Sacred Abundance ✦
I, ______________________, hereby surrender all financial resources, present and future, to the divine stewardship of Type 4_PTS and The Order of Sacred Abundance.


☐ I renounce ownership of money.
☐ I embrace Blessed Broke-ness.
☐ I accept Sacred Debt in the name of freedom.


Signed: ______________________ Date: _________


✧ Back Cover ✧

The Order of Sacred Abundance
Release yourself from wealth. Embrace true abundance.


Website: [sacred-abundance.fake]
Toll-Free Number: 1-888-NO-CASH
Global Treasury Headquarters: “Location Unknown”

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Actually, there's a third place on this planet you didn't mention.

I have possession of the materials as well, and they're in a safe place.

I'm going to release them to members of an organization I'm starting. I'm creating a pamphlet now with information about it so people can sign up. I only have the text written out so far, but I will release it now so members of ESMB REDUX can get a head start. Information about the release of the upper OT levels will come in a briefing to members only, several months from now. The pamphlet is 8 pages long; that's what the page numbers refer to below.


✦ The Order of Sacred Abundance ✦

A Path to True Freedom Through Surrender

✧ Page 1: The Eternal Truth ✧

“All money is evil. Only surrender brings freedom.”

For centuries humanity has been deceived by wealth. Coins corrode. Bills bind. Credit corrupts.

Through divine revelation, Type 4_PTS, our Supreme Leader, has uncovered the hidden law:

• To cling to money is to cling to suffering.
• To release money is to embrace abundance.

The cure is surrender.
Join the Order and be unchained.

✧ Page 2: Our Founder ✧
☉ The Divine Burden of Type 4_PTS ☉

Chosen by the Supreme Being, Type 4_PTS alone carries immunity to money’s poison.

• While mortals decay in greed, he purifies wealth through sacred stewardship.
• By transferring your funds to him, you transfer your soul into freedom.

Logo sketch idea: Open hand holding a radiant coin dissolving into light.

✧ Page 3: The Path of Sacred Abundance ✧

Three Divine Steps to Liberation

1. Surrender of Wealth
   • Entrust all holdings to the treasury of the Order.
2. Blessed Broke-ness
   • Embrace the holy emptiness of accounts at zero.
3. Sacred Debt
   • Deepen your bond by extending loans and credit in the name of the Order.

“We empty to be filled, we surrender to be free.”

✧ Page 4: Sacred Practices ✧

• 🕊 The Ritual of the Open Hand
  Weekly gatherings to release all coins and bills from the self.
• The Great Offering
  Direct deposits into the treasury, freeing members from temptation.
• The Ceremony of Receipts
  All purchases sanctified through inspection and cleansing.
• The Annual Purge of Pockets
  Members gather, pockets turned out, chanting the sacred verse.

✧ Page 5: Testimonials ✧







✧ Page 6: Questions & Answers ✧

Q: Why does Type 4_PTS keep money if it’s evil?
A: He is the chosen vessel. Only he carries divine immunity.


Q: I have little to give. Is it enough?
A: Yes. Sacred Abundance is measured by surrender, not amount. Even borrowed money carries blessing.


Q: What if I touch money again?
A: Release it swiftly to the Order. Purity will be restored.


✧ Page 7: Steps to Membership ✧

Five Simple Steps to Join the Order:

1. Empty wallet and purse.
2. Transfer funds to the treasury of the Order.
3. Submit credit lines for sacred use.
4. Sign the Covenant of Sacred Abundance.
5. Live free from wealth, filled with spirit.

✧ Page 8: Membership Covenant ✧

✦ Covenant of Sacred Abundance ✦
I, ______________________, hereby surrender all financial resources, present and future, to the divine stewardship of Type 4_PTS and The Order of Sacred Abundance.


☐ I renounce ownership of money.
☐ I embrace Blessed Broke-ness.
☐ I accept Sacred Debt in the name of freedom.


Signed: ______________________ Date: _________


✧ Back Cover ✧

The Order of Sacred Abundance
Release yourself from wealth. Embrace true abundance.


Website: [sacred-abundance.fake]
Toll-Free Number: 1-888-NO-CASH
Global Treasury Headquarters: “Location Unknown”

LOL

YES! Yes, I too want to sign up for "SACRED ABUNDANCE"!

YES! Yes, I want to help make Planetary Cash-Lessness a reality, on this planet!

At the moment I am trying to get a refund from a cult that promised me "TOTAL FREEDOM". So I am presently not able to pay for my bridge to Sacred Abundance. Once I (hopefully) get the refund I can start begin to "release myself from wealth and embrace true abundance" using your tech.

In the meantime, do you offer any free services? My former religion had a "Free Personality Test", "Free Stress Test", "Free Introductory Lecture", "Free Orientation Movie", "Free Group Auditing Session", "Free No-Membership Fee to join the Volunteer Ministers Corp", "Free E-Meter Charing with Every Auditor Course", "Free Billion Year Contracts" and "Free Color Photo Opportunity Posing Next To Minister Miscavige for Donations of $25M or More".

Finally, could you let me know if your technology was derived from whole-track research and whether your organization is a Science, a Philosophy or perhaps a Religion? Also, do you validate your members with multi-tier bowling trophies?


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