I now see why it is dangerous to read anything that comes out of scientology.See how spiritual... All our INVITED
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You might laugh yourself to death.
I now see why it is dangerous to read anything that comes out of scientology.See how spiritual... All our INVITED
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Dave certainly has the best coiffure of any Pope!This is so ECCLESIASTICAL.
The language is so spiritual.
Incredible *EVIDENCE* that Scientology is a *CHURCH!*
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.Dave certainly has the best coiffure of any Pope!
Due to the unprecedented expansion of Scientology in the last decade, Humanity realizes fully their ONLY HOPE is the IAS !.
posted by Karen#1
This is so ECCLESIASTICAL
The language so SPIRITUAL
Incredible *EVIDENCE* that Scientology is a *CHURCH!*
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Holy Hell!
(Literal description of the "Holy Church" of Scientology)
David Miscavige became an inspirational religious leader in precisely the same
way that L. Ron Hubbard ascended to such heights of spiritual eminence.
By typing the words "inspirational religious leader" in his bio.
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That Katie Holmes of course.View attachment 1253
Now that I'm a member I realized I can now see posted photos not as a thumbnail but now enlarged. I noticed in the upper right framed picture on the wall it looks like DM punched a hole in the face of the person on the left. Who is the person in the photo? Or did someone photoshop that hole in for the lulz?
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You made it up..
That topic could be an entire thread unto itself!
The most entertaining aspect of it is that nobody reading those quotations would have any idea whether it was fact or fiction (i.e. satire). How could anyone ever tell the difference? Is it---
SACRED SCN SCRIPTURE
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SANCTIMONIOUS SCN STUPEFACTION
Hey, maybe you've just inspired an all-new feature on the stupid thread, thanks!
Here's a quotation for readers to wrestle with. So, which is it?
Did L. Ron Hubbard actually say this cringey crazy cult crap or not?
LRH Briefing Tape of 4/01/63: "OT Review: Earth Time & Forgetfulness"(excerpt at 22:45):"....but isn't that fascinating that we have not less than 7 methods of clearing a human being and moving him up the line to full Operating Thetan. Now, what we have done here in Earth time appears to be quite miraculous, don't you see, just a few years--well, earth years--which by the way is the most marvelous thing you can imagine because did you know that time has nothing to do with the movement of the planet around the sun? Oh nobody bothered to explain that to you? Well, along about 213 trillion years ago, a fella was staring at the sun--nobody knows why people--suntanning or whatever people do on these planets. Now, get this datum understood because time is what ails thee and the sun has got nothing whatsoever to do with it! A year is not the earth circumnavigating a sun. Check your wristwatches right now, because the round shape of your watch is a dramatization of the round shape of the implant wheel that made you forget time--it has nothing to do with the shape of the earth or the shape of the sun. That wristwatch you are wearing is why you sometimes get achy wrists when you are doing a lot of typing or gardening or whatever homo sap does with their hands. It kicks in the time implant and the next thing you know old Bill Smithers is suffering from old age forgetfullness and complaining to some medico about arthritis. All he'd have to do is take off that restimulator off his wrist and put it in a drawer and that would be the end of his arthritis."
- - - -So! Do I have the audiotape link of this briefing that I can post as proof that Hubbard really said that?
Or is it just stupid made-up stuff --as opposed to-- stupid made-up scripture that Scientologists pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for?
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Looking at that expression, my thought is he is thinking..."If those suckers buy that one, they'll buy anything".Due to the unprecedented expansion of Scientology in the last decade, Humanity realizes fully their ONLY HOPE is the IAS !
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Certainly sounds like the crap he would say. My head is still swimming..
That topic could be an entire thread unto itself!
The most entertaining aspect of it is that nobody reading those quotations would have any idea whether it was fact or fiction (i.e. satire). How could anyone ever tell the difference? Is it---
SACRED SCN SCRIPTURE
-OR-
SANCTIMONIOUS SCN STUPEFACTION
Hey, maybe you've just inspired an all-new feature on the stupid thread, thanks!
Here's a quotation for readers to wrestle with. So, which is it?
Did L. Ron Hubbard actually say this cringey crazy cult crap or not?
LRH Briefing Tape of 4/01/63: "OT Review: Earth Time & Forgetfulness"(excerpt at 22:45):"....but isn't that fascinating that we have not less than 7 methods of clearing a human being and moving him up the line to full Operating Thetan. Now, what we have done here in Earth time appears to be quite miraculous, don't you see, just a few years--well, earth years--which by the way is the most marvelous thing you can imagine because did you know that time has nothing to do with the movement of the planet around the sun? Oh nobody bothered to explain that to you? Well, along about 213 trillion years ago, a fella was staring at the sun--nobody knows why people--suntanning or whatever people do on these planets. Now, get this datum understood because time is what ails thee and the sun has got nothing whatsoever to do with it! A year is not the earth circumnavigating a sun. Check your wristwatches right now, because the round shape of your watch is a dramatization of the round shape of the implant wheel that made you forget time--it has nothing to do with the shape of the earth or the shape of the sun. That wristwatch you are wearing is why you sometimes get achy wrists when you are doing a lot of typing or gardening or whatever homo sap does with their hands. It kicks in the time implant and the next thing you know old Bill Smithers is suffering from old age forgetfullness and complaining to some medico about arthritis. All he'd have to do is take off that restimulator off his wrist and put it in a drawer and that would be the end of his arthritis."
- - - -So! Do I have the audiotape link of this briefing that I can post as proof that Hubbard really said that?
Or is it just stupid made-up stuff --as opposed to-- stupid made-up scripture that Scientologists pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for?
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You posted some other LRH reference back some months ago I was certain you had made up because it was so crazy, and come to find out it really was written (or spoken) by LRH. So I'm going to withhold judgement on this one..
That topic could be an entire thread unto itself!
The most entertaining aspect of it is that nobody reading those quotations would have any idea whether it was fact or fiction (i.e. satire). How could anyone ever tell the difference? Is it---
SACRED SCN SCRIPTURE
-OR-
SANCTIMONIOUS SCN STUPEFACTION
Hey, maybe you've just inspired an all-new feature on the stupid thread, thanks!
Here's a quotation for readers to wrestle with. So, which is it?
Did L. Ron Hubbard actually say this cringey crazy cult crap or not?
LRH Briefing Tape of 4/01/63: "OT Review: Earth Time & Forgetfulness"(excerpt at 22:45):"....but isn't that fascinating that we have not less than 7 methods of clearing a human being and moving him up the line to full Operating Thetan. Now, what we have done here in Earth time appears to be quite miraculous, don't you see, just a few years--well, earth years--which by the way is the most marvelous thing you can imagine because did you know that time has nothing to do with the movement of the planet around the sun? Oh nobody bothered to explain that to you? Well, along about 213 trillion years ago, a fella was staring at the sun--nobody knows why people--suntanning or whatever people do on these planets. Now, get this datum understood because time is what ails thee and the sun has got nothing whatsoever to do with it! A year is not the earth circumnavigating a sun. Check your wristwatches right now, because the round shape of your watch is a dramatization of the round shape of the implant wheel that made you forget time--it has nothing to do with the shape of the earth or the shape of the sun. That wristwatch you are wearing is why you sometimes get achy wrists when you are doing a lot of typing or gardening or whatever homo sap does with their hands. It kicks in the time implant and the next thing you know old Bill Smithers is suffering from old age forgetfullness and complaining to some medico about arthritis. All he'd have to do is take off that restimulator off his wrist and put it in a drawer and that would be the end of his arthritis."
- - - -So! Do I have the audiotape link of this briefing that I can post as proof that Hubbard really said that?
Or is it just stupid made-up stuff --as opposed to-- stupid made-up scripture that Scientologists pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for?
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Makes my cognitive dissonance detector flash into the red zone dear. Which of course is what happens to members. Some want you to flow, others want to rape you. At any given time depending of the flavor of the day one or the other is going to be getting comm ev'd and rpf'd. One thing is certain - both viewpoints will wind you up in trouble eventually. You can't be right in scn. Hubbard's Law of Commotion make that a certainty.There is another reason PLANETARY CLEARING is not happening fast enough>>>
(and I heard all about the unleashed FURY Miscavige DUMPED on Flag Land Base Sea Org Members for PLANETARY CLEARING occurring too slowly.)View attachment 1362
Here is the additional reason: Members have been instructed to START and FLOW or CONTINUE THE FLOW.
They are just not coughing up FAST ENOUGH.
You posted some other LRH reference back some months ago I was certain you had made up because it was so crazy, and come to find out it really was written (or spoken) by LRH. So I'm going to withhold judgement on this one.