TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[NotsoNutsoNow]

I am told that this is being shared by Email and social media among Scientologists....

Those who personally knew them both, know this is completely fake.

Wonder why it is being shared fast and furious right now ?View attachment 3020

 

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Jeez that graphic suddenly looks so sucky!

I just noticed that the (cloud storage app) PHOTOBUCKET has mutilated multitudes of my earlier shoops with their watermark. And that happened after they deleted all my "free upload" graphics and informed me that I had to pay a monthly fee. And I have been paying the monthly fee for a year, but they still mangled my mojo!

Apologies that so many of the previous images now look like amateurishly total poop---rather than their pristine form, which was amateurishly partial poop. LOL

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[ILove2Lurk]

Jeez that graphic suddenly looks so sucky!

 

[PirateAndBum]

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Jeez that graphic suddenly looks so sucky!

I just noticed that the (cloud storage app) PHOTOBUCKET has mutilated multitudes of my earlier shoops with their watermark. And that happened after they deleted all my "free upload" graphics and informed me that I had to pay a monthly fee. And I have been paying the monthly fee for a year, but they still mangled my mojo!

Apologies that so many of the previous images now look like amateurishly total poop---rather than their pristine form, which was amateurishly partial poop. LOL

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You need to save the completed image rather than have it be a composite.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

You need to save the completed image rather than have it be a composite.

Oh, maybe i assembled that image in PhotoBucket----I don't recall.

But......

Even graphics that i know that edited and assembled in a free photo editing app (Pixir.com) didn't have any problems until recently, when they started adding all those Photobucket watermarks. Let me give an example from earlier this year. A post of mine earlier this year included two (2) images, one from another source and one from Photobucket.


When I originally posted them (I think around May 2020) they didn't have the watermark. But now, the first photo of that post still DOESN'T have the watermark, but the second one does. What the....!?!

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One more thing about that photo of RTC, the highest ranking, elite
tech trained execs responsible for managing the Religious Technology
Center and "modern SCIENCE of mental health".

hidden surveillance audio of
COB'S CULT CLOWNS CONSPIRING

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But in that SAME THREAD, a few posts later than the #1 photo (above) suddenly posts that identical photo a second time. But it now HAS the watermark. I am guessing that the first time I posted it, I copy/pasted if from another internet website, ergo no watermark? But any photo I use from my own Photoshop archive automatically gets a watermark even if i only copied an image from my computer?

Here is how the same photo looks on the same thread a few posts later. . .

This is important stuff, so I demand answers! Because, I need to find out who to blame and whether they have pets. LOL

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cross-posted from another thread discussing
the celebrated release of OT VIII and its re-release--
when some of the crazy "wholetrack discoveries"
on it were deleted, because it was even too
delusional for deluded Scientologists

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My final take on Hubbard and scientology. (And I even have a song to explain it all.)

I think the whole subject boils down to the manipulation and drilling of the imagination. Those with
the best imaginations did the best and their imaginations actually improved as they went along
in many cases.

Goes like this:

• Can you imagine [ fill in the blank ] in your mind's eye?
• Can you mock that up more solidly, distinctly and believably for yourself?
• I'll give you something else to imagine in your mind's eye.
• Can you mock that up more solidly, distinctly and believably for yourself?
• Can you juggle and hold in place many imaginary ideas, images and things I give you?
• Can you maintain those imaginary ideas and images for a long time? Maybe decades?
• I'll give you something else to imagine in your mind's eye.
• Can you keep that mocked up in your mind's eye for a very long time?

Many of the things Hubbard put out as "truth" and actuality really didn't exist, except
for him. He did a good job having us "imagine" along with him for a long time.

I can give credit where credit is due: my imagination improved greatly from my years
in scientology.

I was reminded of this because I watched a family movie on Christmas day: Gene WIlder
in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971). I thought this song was fitting. I certainly
lived in an imaginary world for a couple decades.

Humor me and listen. Tell me what you think.

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Great song, I never really listened to the lyrics until now! Perfect description of Scientology, thx!

Yes, the states of Clear & OT and the "Bridge" are all fully dependent on the development of one's imagination!

To quote another song, "...it was just my imagination, running away with me." [ LINK ]

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cross-posted from another thread discussing why
impoverished, exhausted, oppressed & betrayed Sea Org
members (who never attained Clear and OT)
do not simply run for the exits.
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Many of them must be happy with the choices they have made though, perhaps they feel valued ... I really have no idea why they stay,
but I don't think there are anywhere near as many staff remaining as the C of S would have us believe.

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A useful metric when trying to evaluate STATISTICS (or any numbers) that the Church of Scientology confidently represents, is this algebraic formula:

(CN ÷ 10) x 0.25 = R
Cult's Number divided by ten x 0.25 = Reality​

Example: If the COS claims they have 10,000,000 Scientologists, one can quickly determine that the real number is 25,000.

PRO TIP: One divides the cult number by TEN because that represents the ten points of how Scientologists are able to "Keep Numbers Working". The other number that is vital to understand is the 0.25 multiplier. In his sacred scripture Hubbard speaks extensively about the anti-social, 1.1 fraction "two and a half percent".

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Someone recently suggested we dust off this older post
from the 2017 archives of Scientology's Super-Stupid Moments--in order
to make planetary internet clearing a reality. The best part is that
you don't have to pay for your bridge to stupid a second time!

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"It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!"
- Joe Pesci character from movie "JFK"
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Hubbard's bizarre cult ecosystem, Scientology, is extraordinarily capable of hiding facts. In fact, the Commodore even wrote scripture that mandated the use of a "Mystery Sandwich" technique to push his parishioners forward on the lavishly expensive conveyor belt to total freedom--by increasing the demand for an answer.

Hubbard's methodologies never answered questions, it instead teased and tantalized the questioner to increase the demand to a fever pitch--to learn the hidden secret that explained "X". X is of course whatever the individual was currently suffering from or, lacking that, the answer to "all of Life!"

This was phenomenally successful and hundreds of millions of dollars magically appeared in hidden Swiss bank accounts.

But the diabolical genius of "mankind's greatest friend" was not satisfied to stop there--because he realized that Scientologists would eventually do whatever was required to become "qualified" to learn the secret. Even Dorothy eventually brings the "Witches Broom" back to the Wizard, right? And Scientologists pay a half-million dollars or more so that the Wizard of Cause (LRH) would grant their wish and let them return back to Home (universe).

Otherwise, if the great and powerful secret anticlimactically disappointed them, they would simply stop paying him hard cash and and blow! Therefore, L. Ron Hubbard had a new problem--"KSD" (Keeping Scientologists Donating). What to do?

HUBBARD'S BRIGHT IDEA: Hubbard devised a scheme whereby some of the secrets would be revealed (e.g. "The Wall of Fire") but only if/when there were even greater, more majestically mysterious & magical secrets yet ahead (e.g. Old OT upper levels that guaranteed full exteriorization, OT VIII's cause over subjective AND objective Matter, Energy, Space & Time, et al). In simpler terms, give up one mystery (to the mark) in order to get them hooked on far grander mysteries just ahead.

One sees this perfectly play out over the past decades where Scientology management constantly (to this day!) teases & tantalizes Scientologists with the release of OT IX and OT X. But Hubbard and guru-du-jour Miscavige know that they must never release that secret level. Well, at least not until they have figured out how to prevent all the OTs from blowing when they open/read the pack and audibly groan.

Alas, now we have (blessedly, lol) finally arrived at the dessert of this somewhat longwinded backstory:

HUBBARD'S ULTIMATE TRICK: There is nothing there, there. He doesn't have any secrets to reveal. He never did. There are no mysteries answered. There are no OT powers. No miracles. No Clears. No OTs. No Total Freedom. No Total Cause Over Life. No nuthin.

HOW DOES THAT LONG CON PLAY OUT? I probably shouldn't reveal the answer to this mystery, right? LOL. Okay, here's how Hubbard devised the illusion. When loyal Scientologists begin to get closer and closer to the biggest secrets (OT IX, X, XI, XII, XIII....) he simply moved the goal posts.

Example: (RON SPEAKETH): "I am so excited to release OT IX and OT X, but first we need to prepare for it, okay? I promise this small delay is necessary, folks, you'll see why in a moment. But first let me tell you how thrilled I am to finally let you attain all those supernatural powers I've been promising since 1950. You are definitely going to go exterior and travel the universe! You are definitely going to be able to levitate objects, see through matter and things far greater than you have ever dared to dream! And, did I mention IMMORTALITY! Yes, you can live forever and all your postulates will instantly give you whatever you want! Infinite wealth! Bliss Supreme! Power over others! Fame! Admiration of all beings in the universe! Well, all that happens on just OT IX, I am not even going to get into the super-miracles that you will learn about on OT X!! So, about that favor--I need you to do a little something for me and Scientology before I release OT IX and X. Just this--expand all orgs worldwide until they are the same size as Old St. Hill. Then we'll release it immediately! Promise! ML, Ron."

--And, of course, nobody can do that.​

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--And, of course, when they start to do that, the requirement changes to converting all orgs worldwide into "Ideal Orgs", a term for which there is absolutely no definition whatsoever! Clear your words, Scientologists! lol​

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--And, of course, Scientologist can then be assigned a long list of other "requirements" which they have to pay for. Like re-doing their entire Bridge or donating all their money (a quarter billion dollars) to a Super-Power building that wasn't even needed.​

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--And, of course, those upper OT levels can't be released until the planet is safe enough, right? Remember that OT VIII needed a ship to be "safe"? And before that, remember how OT III needed an AO to be "safe"? It seems they are not very safe--perhaps future OT levels will need to be delivered in the safest place on this planet--aboard BlueBird Motorhomes?​

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--So, after donating all their money on buildings, they are then required to double-donate all their money (think "borrowing") to the IAS. Because the IAS protects the planet in all ways large and small. The smaller protection steps typically involve buying COB closetfuls of $2,600 Jon Lobb shoes and $ 12,000 bespoke Brioni suits. You shouldn't ask about how designer label clothes protects the planet because that data is not released until all Ideal Orgs supersize to the size of a wholetrack org that Ron once created 184 trillion years ago (on a Tuesday afternoon, if memory serves).​

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--And, even if Scientologists somehow miraculously manage to do all that and Clear the Planet too---they still won't be able to enroll on those holy upper-upper OT levels until they "salvage this sector"​

Now we are getting very close to the best part and the explanation for why Scientology even requires all those countless draconian ethics measures, harsh justice, declares, disconnections, RPFs, chain lockers, overboarding, stalking, imprisonment, terrorism, criminal OSA black ops, fanatical fair gaming and worse. Because those are the "GUARDS" that Hubbard put in place to prevent paying customers from leaving the ScientologyWorld theme park.

And now, finally, the dessert--and truly brilliant observation that inspired all this:

"The strongest guard is placed at the gateway to nothing."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald​

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[Operating DB]

So, like, if I wanna do some futuristic OT level that requires a Bluebird Motor Home to do it in do I need to also buy a spare Bluebird Motor Home as a back up?

 

[pineapple]

So, like, if I wanna do some futuristic OT level that requires a Bluebird Motor Home to do it in do I need to also buy a spare Bluebird Motor Home as a back up?

Yes, and if something goes wrong -- like one of the hubcaps comes off -- you need to send it in to Hubs Org.

 

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So, like, if I wanna do some futuristic OT level that requires a Bluebird Motor Home to do it in do I need to also buy a spare Bluebird Motor Home as a backup?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I wish I had kept a list this entire year for the funniest lines.

Guaranteed that would have made it into 2020's TOP 3!

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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As long as we are on the subject of BLUEBIRD MOTORHOMES, I think this may be an opportune time to drop this breaking news that looks like a bombshell for 2021!

As many of you already know, Ron's estranged evil twin brother (L. Don Hubbard) has been dropping hints for some time that he might write a tell-all book about his days as LRH's chauffeur during the "Bluebird Years". It has always been quite the mystery sandwich where LRH went and what the hell he did while he was on the run in that super uptone/upstat Bluebird.

In a confidential interview I conducted with Don yesterday, he revealed that he'll only release the book publicly when he comes up with the ideal name that can not only make his book a bestseller---but also be suitable for a movie deal too!

Please send in any book names you think might work. I suggested to Don that he could maybe steal a little inspiration from the 1990 Oscar winning movie "DRIVING MISS DAISY".

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I'm still working on the title for Don's excellent adventures with Ron----perhaps, "DRIVING MISSED WITHHOLD"? lol

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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MORE F/Ning FACTS & FAQS:

QUESTION: If a Scientologist who didn't get what they paid for becomes a "dissatisfied customer" (in "conflict" with the church, tech and/or policies) and the church does not use the "THIRD PARTY TECH" to resolve it, do they at least use the TR IV TECH to handle the disgruntled customer's complaint (i.e. handle their "origination")?​

ANSWER: No. Scientology doesn't use TR IV, they only sell that advanced technology to others. ​

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QUESTION: Instead of creating another mortal enemy, wouldn't it be better to just listen to the customer and understand them and then try to fix went wrong?​

ANSWER: No. Because that is the wog tech used by wog Customer Service to handle wog complaints. ​

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QUESTION: Wait, you didn't explain why you can't use your TR-0 to "listen" and your "TR-IV" to really understand people. What's up with that?​

ANSWER: Our organization analyzed this issue in the 1950s and we made a huge discovery--that it's not viable to listen to ARC broken customers who didn't get what we promised them and try to make them happy. Because this could result in a refund, which Ron stated (not said) is a "criminally suppressive act". Logically, since we are the world's most ethical people, as much as we would LOVE to make customers happy, we are understandably reluctant to commit unethical crimes. ​

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QUESTION: So then, are you actually saying that your solution is to just leave & litter bitterly unhappy customers all over the entire globe?​

ANSWER: No, we would never do that. Once the planet is Clear, we will magnanimously go back and salvage all those miserable customers who tried to fuck us over by falsely claiming that our happiness-producing tech doesn't work. ​

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As the minutes tick down to the end of 2020,
there is still time to squeeze in a few additional questions
you always hoped Scientology would answer--but
you were in too low of a condition or rank to ask:

CULT FAQS & FNing FACTS
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QUESTION: if your religion has all that advanced technology and the ARC triangle and the ability to make people soar up the tone scale, why does the vast majority of every place where Scientology has set up shop reject, revile & ridicule Scientology as a cruel hoax?
SCIENTOLOGY'S ANSWER: What you are claiming is factually untrue and it contradicts the scientific facts. Our founder L. Ron Hubbard researched this subject and discovered that mankind actually loves everything that Scientology stands for! In fact, one million people around the world were surveyed and asked if they would like it if they had total freedom, total happiness and total money and 100% answered with a resounding "YES!"


QUESTION: If the Clearing and OT levels really worked and gave people magical powers, why is it then that 97.5% of all Scientologists blow and never return, leaving all your Ideal Orgs looking like deserted ghost towns?
SCIENTOLOGY'S ANSWER: The answer is very simple. When you regain your supernatural abilities, you tend to want to use those Godlike powers to help others and perform miracles---like the time our OTs shattered and took down the Berlin wall! Naturally, nobody is going to be sitting around in our Ideal Orgs doing nothing, especially when they are badly needed in Berlin to end communism on this planet.


QUESTION: Why is it that you claim you have 15 million members and countless OTs, yet in the past 70 years not even one OT VIII has ever once demonstrated a single miraculous power?
ANSWER: They do demonstrated their miracles--every single day! Where you are confused is that an OT VIII is OT on the first dynamic. As soon as someone else walks in the room to watch the demonstration it becomes a third dynamic activity, so naturally their powers temporarily go on pause. As soon as they do their next level, OT IX, they become OT on all the dynamics and everyone can then see the miracles with their own eyes, no problem.


QUESTION: If your OT IX level gives full miracle power to your members, why hasn't the Church of Scientology released it in over 30 years? Wouldn't it be easier to get billions of people into Scientology by showing them a miracle, rather than stalk them in the street in order to get them to do a "free stress test" on the e-meter?
ANSWER: Ron's policy is very clear about that in our scripture, where he tells us that the best way to get someone on to give us $600,000 of their money is to set up a little table with a red cloth over it and a piece of paper that has the words "FREE STRESS TEST", and make very sure the word "stress" is red! As much as our OTs are able and willing and would be thrilled to get people on the Bridge by showing a miracle, Ron never wrote anything about that in policy. If miracles would have gotten people into Scientology better than showing them the e-meter needle move one inch, Ron would have definitely told us.

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quoted post by Enthetan originally appeared in another thread. . .
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One thing about the 1950's and early 1960's, is that the materials of Dianetics and Scientology were publicly available. Anybody who wanted to do auditing could buy a book, or apprentice under an experienced auditor. It was the emergence of the "confidential" materials of the Clearing Course and the OT levels that enabled Hubbard to exercise control, by threatening to deny access to the confidential materials. Without the ability to deny access to "advanced auditing materials", the whole "disconnection" game falls apart.

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Yes, one could buy a book and co-audit for free!

Or one could read the book and offer professional auditing services to the public for an hourly fee!

That was all possible, before the state of OT became evident. Then it became a "High Crime" to do what Hubbard's advocated in his very first book "DIANETICS: THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH". By OT we are not referring to the state of Operating Thetan. No, we are referring another state---the Ouroboros Thetan.

Ouroboros depicted in a 1478 tract on alchemy.
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The Ouroboros era of Scientology evolved when the cult's avariciously insatiable gluttony for money & power overwhelmed its common sense and the beast began to devour itself.

Let's return to that bizarre concept (above) of it becoming a "High Crime" to do what Hubbard said to do within DMSMH's 452 pages. Well, the book strongly pushed the read to co-audit with others for free. Hubbard also stated at various times that one could earn a good living by "hanging out a shingle" and creating a profitable business. After selling Dianetics books for a decade Hubbard stated in the 1960 HCO Policy "What we expect of a Scientologist":

"However, in the field of what is expected of a Scientologist, we have for ten years
carried along an inherited error. It is this: 'Everybody knows that a
specialist in a science hangs out a shingle and, if a professional,
becomes a private practitioner'.” - L. Ron Hubbard
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At the very end of the DIANETICS book Hubbard begged the readers thusly:

"For God's sake, get busy and build a better bridge!" - L. Ron Hubbard
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So then, what would have become of a starry-eyed Scientologist back in the 1950s who set up shop and began charging people cash every hour he/she audited them to the supernatural state of Clear?

And what would have happened if they had obeyed Hubbard's mandate to build a better bridge, by doing EXACTLY what Hubbard did to build the bridge in the first place. To wit, RESEARCH & DISCOVERY.

And what if they DID build a better bridge by copying Hubbard and having multiple BREAKTHROUGHS that made their path to Clear even more standard, even more efficient and even more effective. What if their newly innovated improvements to the 1950 book actually resulted in the very first Clear who had the stated extraordinary capabilities and paranormal powers described in the book?

Well, the answer is this. They would have been at some point (if they were popular and successful) been found guilty of a High Crime. Stealing Ron's tech. Perverting Ron's tech. Alter-Ising Ron's tech. Sabotaging Ron's tech. Squirreling Ron's tech.

And then the cult would have declared this very devoted Dianeticist to be a very Suppressive Person, after which they would have been become a very declared & disconnected Dianeticist.

Are you beginning to appreciate the graphic image of a dragon or serpent eating itself?

And, no--this is not the super-theta infinity symbol.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Here is one of the great unanswered mysteries of Scientology. Why don't people reading the super-confidential OT III pack for the first time start laughing, stand up and walk away from that cringy cult?

I think I have finally found the reason!

Here is the first paragraph Scientologists read (verbatim) on Advanced OT Section III:

The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger​

stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very ​

space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, ​

178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to ​

be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the ​

principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones ​

were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to ​

Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu. ​

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My wholetrack research not only found the reason Scientologists remain in the cult after reading the OT III materials, but additionally I made another huge breakthrough---the way to incite 100% of people to ROTFL and blow---by sneaking into Advanced Orgs at night and changing just one single word!

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The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger​

stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very ​

space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, ​

178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to ​

be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the ​

principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones ​

were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to ​

Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu Larry. ​

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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A close friend of mine conducting wholetrack research discovered the following messianically mathematical metrics. . .
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"When you are in the vicinity of a Scientology Org, you have to be very​

suspicious and untrusting of 51% of the staff, Clears and OTs.​

However, you needn't be suspicious of the OTHER 49%--​

because you already know they are doing everything​

possible to deceive & defraud you." - L. Don Hubbard​

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Ed8 said:
Good question. I do not know what level of attainment Hubbard reached. . .

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ANSWER: The highest level of attainment Hubbard reached was DB. Dead Being.

This is very unfortunate for Scientologists. Because it's always a buzz kill for cult members when their "total cause over life" omnipotent guru unexpectedly drops dead, dumping his "Clear The Planet" hat on them.



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.ANSWER: The highest level of attainment Hubbard reached was DB. Dead Being.

This is very unfortunate for Scientologists. Because it's always a buzz kill for cult members when their "total cause over life" omnipotent guru unexpectedly drops dead, dumping his "Clear The Planet" hat on them.
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On the more positive, uptone, upstat & theta side, Scientologists report that Hubbard's death does not mean he didn't legitimately attain "total cause over life".

Because if you clay demo it, that doesn't mean he was claiming to be "total cause over death".

Clear your words, people!
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WHAT ARE THE MIRACULOUS SUPERNATURAL POWERS
THAT AN ORDINARY HUMAN CAN ATTAIN ON THE OT LEVELS?

ANSWER: JUST WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PHOTO

- - The ability to hold a framed piece of paper overhead that
falsely claims you have attained mystical & magical powers.

- - The ability to triumphantly pose for a marketing photo that will be used to
trick others to likewise pay $600,000 for a ridiculous lie with a wood frame around it.

- - The ability to believe #1 and #2 above are saving mankind and all beings in the universe.


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[Chuck J.]

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Here is one of the great unanswered mysteries of Scientology. Why don't people reading the super-confidential OT III pack for the first time start laughing, stand up and walk away from that cringy cult?

I think I have finally found the reason!

Here is the first paragraph Scientologists read (verbatim) on Advanced OT Section III:

The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger​

stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very ​

space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, ​

178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to ​

be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the ​

principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones ​

were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to ​

Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu. ​

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My wholetrack research not only found the reason Scientologists remain in the cult after reading the OT III materials, but additionally I made another huge breakthrough---the way to incite 100% of people to ROTFL and blow---by sneaking into Advanced Orgs at night and changing just one single word!

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The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger​

stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very ​

space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, ​

178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to ​

be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the ​

principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones ​

were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to ​

Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu Larry. ​

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Where I bogged was when Curly had the plank on his shoulder and kept turning around boinking Larry in the head then Moe came over and did that grab the nose slap 'em in the head thing. That was a tough incident to run out.