How to Be Cause Over Traffic Lights Even if You Haven’t Yet Attained the State of OT
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HelluvaHoax!
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There was a period of time when the number of PARKING MIRACLES went into screaming affluence in Advance! magazine.
However, then the number of PARKING MIRACLES crashed and Ron ordered an "eval" to determine the "why" that the stat collapsed.
After 13 months of study, the why was eventually found. It was discovered that there were fewer and fewer PARKING MIRACLES because of the proliferation of Valet Parking across North America. Thus, people were surrendering their cars to valet parking employees, thus denying themselves the full miraculous OT wins of finding parking spaces by means of "theta perception" and "postulates".
When Ron saw the why, he ordered me to write an SP order on the valet parking industry which declared valet parkers as "the enemy of mankind" along with Psychs. Before Ron exteriorized and left the planet he sent one of his messengers to tell me that Ron wanted me to create mass-scale awareness on the 4th dynamic by overseeing the construction of a museum named "VALET PARKING - - INDUSTRY OF DEATH".
Well not long after that Ron went into deep space and I could not get my funding request approved by FP, because every time i told someone the name of the museum, they began line charging and thought it was a joke. I assured them it most certainly was not a joke and that LRH had planned to open up an entire series of such museums to rid the world of suppression, such as his visionary "WINDEX & PAPER TOWELS - - INDUSTRY OF DEATH". That last one was based on another why finding eval done by the Commodore himself when he discovered that beings on this planet were not applying his standard technology of cleaning windows with old newspapers and ammonia.
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There was a period of time when the number of PARKING MIRACLES went into screaming affluence in Advance! magazine.
However, then the number of PARKING MIRACLES crashed and Ron ordered an "eval" to determine the "why" that the stat collapsed.
After 13 months of study, the why was eventually found. It was discovered that there were fewer and fewer PARKING MIRACLES because of the proliferation of Valet Parking across North America. Thus, people were surrendering their cars to valet parking employees, thus denying themselves the full miraculous OT wins of finding parking spaces by means of "theta perception" and "postulates".
When Ron saw the why, he ordered me to write an SP order on the valet parking industry which declared valet parkers as "the enemy of mankind" along with Psychs. Before Ron exteriorized and left the planet he sent one of his messengers to tell me that Ron wanted me to create mass-scale awareness on the 4th dynamic by overseeing the construction of a museum named "VALET PARKING - - INDUSTRY OF DEATH".
Well not long after that Ron went into deep space and I could not get my funding request approved by FP, because every time i told someone the name of the museum, they began line charging and thought it was a joke. I assured them it most certainly was not a joke and that LRH had planned to open up an entire series of such museums to rid the world of suppression, such as his visionary "WINDEX & PAPER TOWELS - - INDUSTRY OF DEATH". That last one was based on another why finding eval done by the Commodore himself when he discovered that beings on this planet were not applying his standard technology of cleaning windows with old newspapers and ammonia.
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Type4_PTS
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It's funny you should write about that. I heard both of those museums are under construction, and the Valet Parking one is just about to open!
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