TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

HelluvaHoax!

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Church of Scientology National Affairs Office joins letter endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Harvesting Act of 2021 aimed at the People's Republic of China.
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I am reluctant to joke about a serious subject like endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Harvesting letter.

However, if the Church of Scientology was sincerely interested in the exponential reduction of human exploitation & suffering, they could do that right at home by endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Listening Act of 2021—beginning with canceling all orders forcing Scientologists to buy and repetitively listen to Ron playing organ on his chart-topping musical albums like "SPACE JAZZ".






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HelluvaHoax!

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^^^ Created using the then revolutionary Fairlight CMI synthesizer,
which cost $32,000 in 1979 (= $120,000 in today's dollars).

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Ron is certainly no Keith Emerson (Emerson, Lake and Palmer). :LOL:

Wait!!! How did you know that piece of equipment was used to create that godawful organ music on "WINDSPLITTER"? They should have surveyed that album name and changed it by popular demand to "WINDBREAKER".

Was that you sitting in on the recording session with LRH?

Or was Ron on organ and you were covering percussion with those rhapsodically cadenced CLIP-CLOP horse hooves sounds? LOL


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PART I: Scientology Death Penalty


reposted from another thread because—
Scientology death threats are light years beyond stupid
and well within the borders of criminally psychotic territory.
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HERE IS A TYPICAL "DEATH PENALTY" WARNING SIGN THAT
IS PROMINENTLY POSTED ALL OVER THE ARRIVAL AREAS
WITHIN SINGAPORE'S INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT





UNLIKE SCIENTOLOGY, AT LEAST THEY GIVE YOU A
WARNING THAT THEY INTEND TO KILL YOU!

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posted by Karen#1 [unedited LINK]
The death threats for drug dealers in Singapore remind me of an evil and wicked plot the Scientology cult engineered on former (elite COS management executive) John Nelson.

John Nelson quickly rose (in rank). But not for long, 3 successive "Commanding officers all fled (blew) and went to David Mayo's (Independent Scn Center). In the savage and draconian revenge tactics of Miscavige, the plot and intention was to have John Nelson set up for a drug bust. While John Nelson was in the Far East where he was doing business, Singapore, drugs were to be planted in his hotel room! The cult hired a law firm that hired a PI who then hired a dirty PI who then hired a dirty PI in Singapore.


John Nelson (at right)


Many layers of cutaway from Scn cult hierarchy. The Dirty PI in Singapore was willing to do a lot of things, but to get the Government of Singapore to execute a guy because of heroin he planted in the hotel...well he just couldn't.... he aborted at the last moment and did not follow through. The cult was willing to have a death sentence imposed on false and fake actions.

Attempting to plant drugs on (and effectively murder) a (defected former Scientology Commanding Officer)!

The cult has long since wanted the Government to execute its dirty deeds and and has tried long and hard for its critics to get arrested. The cult craves incidents like this where (they can launch a "covertly hostile" attack). And, by getting
another (criminal) to do its dirty deeds. All so religious and ecclesiastical. Worthy of IRS 501C3 tax exemption !





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HelluvaHoax!

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PART II: Scientology Death Penalty


LINK TO KAREN#1's ORIGINAL POST

Karen#1, thanks for posting that!

Absolutely shocking!

But not surprising.

Murder! It's the identical "Final Solution" deployed by Hubbard in trying to drive Paulette Cooper to suicide.

Same exact modus operandi Hubbard unleashed to entice Sea Org members to use "R2-45" to murder 4 Scientologist because they revealed OT III data (see LRH death sentence in his "Racket Revealed" ethics order).



And there are other Scientology murder plots that have come to light! Who knows how many were buried and undiscovered in the past 71 years!

Here are yet still more murderous machinations from the "church" of Scientology

LINK TO MULTIPLE OTHER MURDER PLOTS


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However, if the Church of Scientology was sincerely interested in the exponential reduction of human exploitation & suffering, they could do that right at home by endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Listening Act of 2021—beginning with canceling all orders forcing Scientologists to buy and repetitively listen to Ron playing organ on his chart-topping musical albums like "SPACE JAZZ".






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Wait what? You don't totally love that tune? Come on man!
 

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PART III: Scientology Death Penalty

Actual warning sign in Singapore Int'l Airport







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Karen#1

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There is relentless gouging of $$$$ of wealth extraction of hard earned money....this never stops.
Then you read something like this ~~
No air conditioning for 3 weeks in this heat ! (we are in a heat wave..all of the US)


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Aaron Smith-Levin
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Scientology has billions in reserves. The NYC organization’s building is worth over $10,000,000. And yet these local organizations make so little actual revenue that the NYC organization has been without A/C for 3 weeks because they can’t afford to fix it and Miscavige won’t authorize funds from reserves to cover the cost.
Money in Scientology only flows one way. UP.
 
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HelluvaHoax!

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There is relentless gouging of $$$$ of wealth extraction of hard earned money....this never stops.
Then you read something like this ~~
No air conditioning to 3 weeks in this heat ! (we are in a heat wave..all of the US)


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Aaron Smith-Levin
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Scientology has billions in reserves. The NYC organization’s building is worth over $10,000,000. And yet these local organizations make so little actual revenue that the NYC organization has been without A/C for 3 weeks because they can’t afford to fix it and Miscavige won’t authorize funds from reserves to cover the cost.
Money in Scientology only flows one way. UP.
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Fascinating.
  • Billions of dollars in reserves.
  • The "world's fastest growing religion".
  • 15 million Scientologists
  • The most advanced administrative technology on earth.
  • The most able beings on the planet.
Yet they cannot pay an electrical bill in the USA's biggest and richest city, despite being located right in the middle of Manhattan's most populated district—in what was widely proclaimed as an "IDEAL ORG".

They have the "ability to recognize the source of problems and make them vanish!"

They have 71 years of creating supernaturally powerful OTs who have scientifically been confirmed to be "TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE"

So why can't they pay an air conditioning bill? That doesn't seem very "ideal", does it? What the hell is going on there?!

ANSWER: The "total cause over life" folks are total effect. The most able beings in the universe are not able to pay an electric bill. The technology that works 100% of the time doesn't work more than 0%. The OTs with all those magical powers can't even perform a small miracle like paying a utility bill. The people who brag that they are "clearing the planet" cannot even clear up a past due invoice. The bottom line is alarmingly simple—All the Scientologists are engaged in a mass delusion racket where they lie to others and lie to themselves. They are not, as they claim, HOMO NOVIS. They are provably HOMO CLUELESS and much more annoying still, they are HOMO BRAGUS.

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AFTERTHOUGHT: I wonder if (for continuity) the warning copy on Scientology's sign should have instead been:


DRUG TRAFFICKING IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH IN THE ROC
TRUTH TRAFFICKING IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH IN THE COS


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Karen#1

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Karen#1 said:
There is relentless gouging of $$$$ of wealth extraction of hard earned money....this never stops.
Then you read something like this ~~
No air conditioning to 3 weeks in this heat ! (we are in a heat wave..all of the US)

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Aaron Smith-Levin
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Scientology has billions in reserves. The NYC organization’s building is worth over $10,000,000. And yet these local organizations make so little actual revenue that the NYC organization has been without A/C for 3 weeks because they can’t afford to fix it and Miscavige won’t authorize funds from reserves to cover the cost.
Money in Scientology only flows one way. UP.

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Fascinating.
  • Billions of dollars in reserves.
  • The "world's fastest growing religion".
  • 15 million Scientologists
  • The most advanced administrative technology on earth.
  • The most able beings on the planet.
Yet they cannot pay an electrical bill in the USA's biggest and richest city, despite being located right in the middle of Manhattan's most populated district—in what was widely proclaimed as an "IDEAL ORG".

They have the "ability to recognize the source of problems and make them vanish!"

They have 71 years of creating supernaturally powerful OTs who have scientifically been confirmed to be "TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE"

So why can't they pay an air conditioning bill? That doesn't seem very "ideal", does it? What the hell is going on there?!

ANSWER: The "total cause over life" folks are total effect. The most able beings in the universe are not able to pay an electric bill. The technology that works 100% of the time doesn't work more than 0%. The OTs with all those magical powers can't even perform a small miracle like paying a utility bill. The people who brag that they are "clearing the planet" cannot even clear up a past due invoice. The bottom line is alarmingly simple—All the Scientologists are engaged in a mass delusion racket where they lie to others and lie to themselves. They are not, as they claim, HOMO NOVIS. They are provably HOMO CLUELESS and much more annoying still, they are HOMO BRAGUS.

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This is SO *FUN*

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HelluvaHoax!

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I really don't know how the CC network handled Celebrities....or to what extent they got involved in their personal lives...or careers... At what point are Celebrity Scientologists "Assigned" Handlers....and other Sea Org Watchers.....?
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ANSWER: Cult celebrities are assigned handlers in proportion to a finely tuned algorithm which calculates the following:

Number of Standard Handling Hours = NF + CDICB
(Number of Fans plus Cash Dollars In Celebrity's Bank)

As far as your other query ("...to what extent do they get involved in their personal lives?"), one should meditate upon the following KSW Koan:

To what extent does an anaconda get involved in the personal lives
of the prey they are squeezing, crushing and suffocating to death,
in the moments just prior to eating them?"

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Lee #28

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So Funny.

I was STUNNED when Miscavige told the Shrine Auditorium that Tom Cruise was the biggest and most valuable FSM on the planet.

I really don't see him out....contacting people about Scientology. I can't see Tom doing on the phone, calling people about the Cult.

Hello...this is Tom. Let's get you over to CC for a free session in my Cult.......

Apparently one is not even suppose to look at him or make eye contact on a movie set....

So, yes HH you are right....there must be some sort of formula....or question a newbie is asked ....by their Registrar, to indicate Tom Cruise was instrumental in their coming into on Org.....so Tom can get his FSM fee / reward...

Kinda like Covid-19 questions we all get asked now....

Have you ever seen a Tom Cruise movie? Or been around anyone that has seen a Tom Cruise movie...?


Edited: In fact, thinking about this now.....Tom Cruise being "the biggest FSM on the planet" sounds like a complete financial scam for David Miscavige to funnel Cult Cash....and Clean Cult Cash.....via his buddy....Tom Cruise.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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I was STUNNED when Miscavige told the Shrine Auditorium that Tom Cruise was the biggest and most valuable FSM on the planet.
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I am not 100% sure that they specified what "Mr. Cruise" actually did that made him such spiritual hero.

If i recall correctly, Minister Miscavige proclaimed that Mr Cruise was: "THE MOST DEDICATED SCIENTOLOGIST I KNOW"

The Sea Org members are not as dedicated. They only work 7 days a week for pennies and have no car, no home, no vacations, no money, no medical, no retirement funds and no life. By contrast, Cruise has many mansions around the world, a private jet, countless servants and staff, the finest food in the world, hundreds of millions of dollars at his disposal, vacations any time and any place of his choosing for any amount of time and he doesn't have a contract to any organization that can boss him around, beat him up or imprison him in "the hole" for years at a time.

The sea org members are stuck in the org every day of the year frantically trying to sell Scientology to people. While they are doing that, Cruise leaves the org to make a movie.

But Cruise is the most dedicated Scientologist in the world.

It doesn't have to make sense—it's Scientology.

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I am reluctant to joke about a serious subject like endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Harvesting letter.

However, if the Church of Scientology was sincerely interested in the exponential reduction of human exploitation & suffering, they could do that right at home by endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Listening Act of 2021—beginning with canceling all orders forcing Scientologists to buy and repetitively listen to Ron playing organ on his chart-topping musical albums like "SPACE JAZZ".






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Is that an actual spin litter song by him?
 

HelluvaHoax!

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There are unfortunately many tens of thousands who have had their worlds turned upside down by the cult. Only a tiny fraction of us post online.
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The COS claims that there are 15,000,000 Scientologists.

A recent statistical study concluded that there are currently approximately 20,000 active Scientologists, on this planet (census takers are still crunching the totals on other planets).

Therefore, there are 14,980,000 of us ex-Scientologists.

Someone has to do something about all the flakey, F/Ney and fugazi OT wins floating around on "this place" (the internet). I think we all know what we need to do! It has never been articulated more succinctly and simply than it was recently by Don Cruise*.

"So whadya say people, are
we going to clean this place up?!"

* Don Cruise - the estranged and evil twin brother of Tom Cruise.


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I am reluctant to joke about a serious subject like endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Harvesting letter.

However, if the Church of Scientology was sincerely interested in the exponential reduction of human exploitation & suffering, they could do that right at home by endorsing the Stop Forced Organ Listening Act of 2021—beginning with canceling all orders forcing Scientologists to buy and repetitively listen to Ron playing organ on his chart-topping musical albums like "SPACE JAZZ".






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I'm no Lester Bangs but here's my review:
The horse neighing is goofball. Not needed. Yeah, we get it Ron. Horses. The percussion clues us in...... as well as the title, although maybe many would not get it from the title. Nice melody. Kinda odd. I woulda went with a slightly more Country & Western feel / tone in stating the melody, as it is it seems kinda Eastern European in some way. What is up with the applause at the end? Was this live? Canned applause over-dubbed on the end of the track? Over all this is not too bad but it would to me anyway seem to be better suited to be used as incidental music in a film than as an "album" track.
 

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Originally posted by DOTEY OT
Could you ever imagine Davy on the stand??? Captain Queeg?


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LOL. Yeah, exactly! We now join Captain Miscavige
as he briefs his loyal officers aboard the Freewinds. . .



Captain Queeg Miscavige
(nervously fumbling with ball bearings used batteries & paperclips)
Ahh, but the strawberries J&D! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed
at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with
geometric logic - that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox Total Freedom
DID exist! And I'd have produced that key if they hadn't've pulled the Caine
withholds out of action my pc folders that I made the whole OT VIII thing up!


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