TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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HH I seem to recall that you posted a post covering the GREATEST LIES the cult puts out.
Do you recall that ? We need to migrate it. It hit home for me.

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Sure, that was a fun thread! Here is the first post from that thread---which is LINKED HERE.

SCIENTOLOGY'S TOP 100 BIGGEST LIES​

1. Scn is The Bridge to Total Freedom.​

2. You can become an Operating Thetan.​

3. You can achieve the state of Clear.​

4. There is no disconnection.​

5. Fair Game is canceled.​

6. Ron did not die, he purposely dropped his body in order to research upper levels for you.​

7. The Sea Org is the most ethical group on the planet.​

8. Scientology works.​

9. Psychs are an evil wholetrack conspiracy to enslave you.​

10. You need to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get rid of body thetans if you want to be free and happy.​

11. DMSMH results in mental health and clear.​

12. L. Ron Hubbard is the true and only Source of freedom tech.​

13. Scientology controls your ‘eternity’.​

14. Hubbard is mankind’s greatest friend.​

15. Keeping Scientology Working is the greatest good.​

16. Scientology is a religion not a business.​

17. Scientology believes in The Creed of the Church of Scn.​

18. Church of Scientology believes in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.​

19. L. Ron Hubbard is an ethical Operating Thetan who rose above the bank to save mankind from eternal suffering.​

20. Scientology handles the causes of war, criminality and insanity.​

21. CoS senior management is not liars and criminals.​

22. Scientology is the fastest growing religion in the world with over 10 Million members.​

23. Scientology is clearing the planet.​

24. Ron’s technology will make you cause over life.​

25. All illness and accidents are from PTS and suppressives.​

26. Ideal Orgs are ideal.​

27. The Golden Age of Technology is unaltered LRH tech.​

28. Applying ethics conditions makes one ethical.​

29. Mary Sue Hubbard and the other criminal leaders of Scientology that went to prison were not following Hubbard’s policies and orders.​

30. Office of Special Affairs is not the same as the Guardians Office except better at lying and hiding crimes.​

31. The religious leader of CoS, COB, is not a sociopathic sadist who physically beats and psychologically terrorizes staff.​

32. Hubbard didn't believe in or use drugs.​

33. At the top of the Grade Chart beings can exteriorize with perception and other paranormal powers.​

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35. …​

36. …​

The list has just begun. Got Lies?

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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It's funny, once i began the "TOP LIES" thread, I typed like a typhoon and listed out 33 "BIG LIES" without even needing a nano-second to think. And then even after posting all that, the lies kept pouring outta my reactive brain moments later. Here is the followup post. . .

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Damn! Now I can't stop thinking of LIES that Scientology sells....

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Scientology is compatible with other religions.​

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SuperPower will make planetary clearing a reality.​

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Ron is the only person in the history of the universe to go thru the Wall of Fire.​

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Exposure to the Xenu story will kill you with pneumonia.​

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There is no hidden data line in Scientology.​

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Many of Ron's most important HCOPLs are not insane, destructive & illegal such as Fair Game, Responsibility of Leaders, Keeping Scientology Working, etc...​

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[Type4_PTS]

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It's funny, once i began the "TOP LIES" thread, I typed like a typhoon and listed out 33 "BIG LIES" without even needing a nano-second to think. And then even after posting all that, the lies kept pouring outta my reactive brain moments later. Here is the followup post.

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What would be truly challenging is a thread entitled "Top 100 Times Hubbard Told The Truth"

I know that even a broken clock is correct twice a day but I go blank when trying to find examples for this potential new thread.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

DAMN! THINGS I WISH I HAD SAID TO DR. HUBBARD. . .

DR HUBBARD
. . .so what we have in Scientology is a modern science!
In fact, it's a philosophy. In reality itsa religion!

HELLUVAHOAX
What the hell are you talking about?
Make up your fucking mind dude!

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[Irayam]

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LOL

I heard an alternate explanation for the "girl in blue's" reaction. . .

GIRL IN BLUE WAS RECRUITED FOR THE PR PHOTO OP AND PROMPTLY
ROUTED TO QUAL TO DO A MINI HAT ON HOW TO APPEAR SUPER UPTONE!
MOMENTS BEFORE THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN, SHE PASSED THE
FINAL ITEM ON HER CHECKSHEET- - -A CLAY DEMO OF
HOW RON'S TECH WILL MAKE A BEING FEEL
ELATED & ELECTRIFIED!

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SLIGHT PROBLEM
She had an MU on looking electrified and did a clay
demo instead on how it looks to be electrocuted.


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No, no! You’re both wrong with that girl...
SHE’S THE REG!!!

 

[Karen#1]

For as low as $15 a month, you can get Hubbard Management software to run your business. This was recently in someone's newsfeed.

I am guessing this kind of policy is not in the software !

It comes from HCO Policy Letter of 5 January 1968, “Overfilled In-Basket, Bad News.” LRH says:

“MAKE THE PENALTIES FOR NONCOMPLIANCE AND FALSE REPORTS TOO GRUESOME TO BE FACED AND ENFORCE THEM.”

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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CULT CRITIC CHALLENGE du jour. . .

DESCRIBE IN 5 WORDS OR LESS THE STATE OF OPERATING THETAN
AND THE ONLY MIRACULOUSLY SUPERNATURAL POWER THAT
AN OT HAS EVER SUCCESSFULLY DEMONSTRATED


Be there and do nothing.


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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"Be there and do nothing"

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SCIENT-ILLOGICALLY SCIENTIFIC ODDITY: Although Scientologists are the first and only beings in 791 trillion years to rehab & restore their native, God-like OT power to "be there and do nothing", it has been reported that there is a rare and anomalously inexplicable manifestation of this miracle in non-Scientologists--usually happening on their day off or while watching TV.


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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What would be truly challenging is a thread entitled "Top 100 Times Hubbard Told The Truth". I know that even a broken clock is correct twice a day but I go blank when trying to find examples for this potential new thread.

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LOL

Perhaps it would be more standard and produce bigger wins if we were to begin with a lower-gradient?

Top 1 Time Hubbard Told The Truth

THE SUPREME TEST OF A BEING
IS THE ABILITY TO MAKE IT GO RIGHT*​

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* Make it go right (idiom): 1. Make it (money) and thereafter make it go right; to wit, the right direction (uplines).

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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From another thread discussing the multiple civil lawsuits now facing Scientology's leader, David Miscavige and many of the cult guru's corporate alter-egos (e.g. RTC, COS, CSI, et al)

As in all cases involving big-league fraudsters, Ponzi schemers and other organized crime bosses, it typically requires DECADES to finally bring the teflon terrorists to justice. Multiple indictments and trials are often required to finally collapse such broad-scale racketeering that are protected by corporate shell games and billion dollar war chests employing armies of attorneys.

Scientology has one of the most successful long-standing runs where the crime syndicate's guru avoided court appearances and prison. Why is that?

Example: Why did it take decades and multiple indictments/trials to finally convict serial murderer and super-thug John Gotti?

Why haven't super OTs (Operating Thugs) Hubbard & Miscavige ever been forced into civil or criminal trials?


MYSTERY: Why do Scientology OTs and Scientology litigation both survive for "eternity".

L. Ron Hubbard stated:
"RAPIDITY OF PARTICLE FLOW ALONE DETERMINES POWER"

HOWEVER. . . .

L Ron Hubbard believed:
(In matters of civil litigation and/or criminal indictments)
"SLOWNESS OF PARTICLE FLOW ALONE DETERMINES REMAINING IN POWER"

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CULT CONUNDRUM & CONCLUSION: The cult cures com lags. Curiously, when the cult Commodore or COB is confronting civil claims of corruption/coercion and/or criminal complaints culminating in conviction--the cult curates, cultivates and causatively creates court com lags. "C" what I mean?

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[Karakorum]

For as low as $15 a month, you can get Hubbard Management software to run your business. This was recently in someone's newsfeed.

I am guessing this kind of policy is not in the software !

It comes from HCO Policy Letter of 5 January 1968, “Overfilled In-Basket, Bad News.” LRH says:

“MAKE THE PENALTIES FOR NONCOMPLIANCE AND FALSE REPORTS TOO GRUESOME TO BE FACED AND ENFORCE THEM.”


View attachment 603

Never seen anything like that. Back in the day we used several different programs, mostly a modified Siebel and the infamous "green letter on a black screen" dinosaur which I only guess was based on some IBM software mainframe system.

 

[JackStraw]

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At the risk of redundancy (I have written often about this "admission" by Hubbard on the other ESMB) I will again mention this PC PARADOX:

-- Although Hubbard confessed his fraud upon the world---that Dianetics (DMSMH) does not produce the state of Clear, you can go into any org or mission in the world today and ask any Scientologist of any case level, on any post, if someone can really go Clear as the book DMSMH claims, and they won't have any idea what you are talking about.....​

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-- And they will look at you with a mixture of startled, indignantly blinkless certitude and swear upon all that is holy that "YES! OF COURSE IT CAN PRODUCE A CLEAR! IT'S BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!" ​

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-- And if you continue to challenge them that Dianetics does not work to produce a clear and even quote Hubbard* you will get Declared an SP. ​

AXIOM: Of all the people in the world, Scientologists know the very least about Scientology. The "knowing how to know" people are always the last to know.

* CULT CURIOSITY: The above is a perfect showcase that proves the "HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION" insofar as the fact that you can be declared SP for alter-ising one word of LRH tech AND ALSO declared for quoting verbatim and standardly following LRH tech.


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Once, looking over my 30-ish years in scn, mostly on the edges (missions, cl iv & cl v orgs) I realized something I thought was quite funny:

You get introduced to dianetics, get convinced you have a reactive mind and spend years & thousands getting rid of it, bit by bit until...you "realize YOU are mocking up your own reactive mind!

Then you move on up to the rilly big ot iii. You get convinced you are infested with space cooties and spend months & thousands getting rid of them, only to find out later-there are more to get rid of, and spend years & thousands on ot vii until you realize YOU are mocking up your own space cooties!

Then you go on to the biggest yet- your whole-track. Spend weeks (months?) until you realize YOU are mocking up your whole track!

Holy Shit!

or maybe

Wholly Shit!

Jack

 

[Karakorum]

(...)Then you move on up to the rilly big ot iii. You get convinced you are infested with space cooties and spend months & thousands getting rid of them, only to find out later-there are more to get rid of, and spend years & thousands on ot vii until you realize YOU are mocking up your own space cooties!

Then you go on to the biggest yet- your whole-track. Spend weeks (months?) until you realize YOU are mocking up your whole track! (...)

And then hopefully you go on until you realize Hubbard was mocking it all up... erm... making it all up.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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AXIOM: . BIG LIES are best bloviated by bombastically bullshitting Big Beings. . .

TOM CRUISE
"We're the authorities on getting people off drugs.
We're the authorities on the mind.
We're the authorities on improving conditions.
We can rehabilitate criminals."​

Even a broken cult is right twice a lifetime. Scientology can rehabilitate criminals.

PROOF: After joining Scientology, ordinary wogs --who formerly were not able to use their dormant OT powers--are made "more able" to "never fear to hurt another in a just cause" and do "the greatest good". Once so "rehabilitated", Scientologists' stats begin soaring as they exercise their new powers and commit many criminal acts.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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We would never in a billion years want to accuse Tom Cruise of being a conniving cult shill and ludicrous liar.

Let's just say that he is an OT that, uhhh, "postulates new realities" that, ummm, other beings are too degraded to see.

OPERATING TOM
"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident it's not like anyone else.
As you drive past you know you have to do something about it
because you know you're the only one who can help"
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In case anyone is having trouble figuring out how to apply that brilliant bit of "applied philosophy", here's an example from the archived "Scientology's Biggest Lies" thread:

Recently I was riding in an automobile with a friend of mine---an emergency room surgeon. Suddenly there was a loud screeching noise and we saw a terrible car accident happen right in front of our eyes: ​

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HELLUVAHOAX
OMG, we should stop and try to help!

SURGEON
Hey, I wish I could do something, but I
am not a Scientologist! What about you?

HELLUVAHOAX
Sorry. I am an ex-Scientologist.

SURGEON
No worries, let's just go to lunch then.

HELLUVAHOAX
Good idea! Hey, let's check out Scientology's
new fast food joint, I heard this week they're
serving up all the free whoppers* you can eat.
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* whopper - noun: 1. (Merriam Webster) An extravagant or monstrous lie. 2. A trademarked product sold by junk food joints and junk science scams.

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[Type4_PTS]

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We would never in a billion years want to accuse Tom Cruise of being a conniving cult shill and ludicrous liar.

Let's just say that he is an OT that, uhhh, "postulates new realities" that, ummm, other beings are too degraded to see.

OPERATING TOM
"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident it's not like anyone else.
As you drive past you know you have to do something about it
because you know you're the only one who can help"

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I'm just curious about something here that doesn't make sense. As an OT, why would Tom need to even physically drive past an accident to know that those people need help? It sounds like a lack of responsibility on his part.

And given his unique ability to help people in an accident why did he fail to help the three people who were in an accident while he was filming a movie some years ago? Two of them died and a third was paralyzed.

Tom Cruise Film 'American Made' Plane Crash Lawsuits End in Settlement
Family members blamed the actor after two pilots were killed in a crash in Columbia.
April 24, 2019 @ 0:09AM

Tom Cruise Film 'American Made' Plane Crash Lawsuits End in Settlement

The producers of the Tom Cruise film 'American Made' have settled a pair of lawsuits filed after a 2015 plane crash that killed two pilots – a tragedy surviving family members partially blame on the action star!

radaronline.com

Families of pilots killed in ‘American Made’ plane crash claim Tom Cruise partially responsible

The families of two pilots who died while filming “American Made” in September 2015 claim star Tom Cruise is partially to blame. The estates for Alan Purwin and Carlos Berl, who both died in the plane crash, describe the movie…

www.nydailynews.com

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

I'm just curious about something here that doesn't make sense. As an OT, why would Tom need to even physically drive past an accident to know that those people need help? It sounds like a lack of responsibility on his part. And given his unique ability to help people in an accident why did he fail to help the three people who were in an accident while he was filming a movie some years ago? Two of them died and a third was paralyzed............

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ANSWER: OTs do not need & want to answer entheta questions. In the future, please approach Mr. Cruise in a standard way, by first doing the Non-Existence Formula in order to ascertain what he needs & wants on his lines.

PRO-TIP: Mr. Cruise follows Dr. Hubbard's scientific religious scripture on matters involving paralyzing accidents & deaths. All of those downstat events happen to a DB (deceased being) due to a PTS condition--to wit, being connected to a Suppressive Person. Dr. Hubbard further advises upstat beings like Mr. Cruise to "cut entheta com lines" which includes disconnecting from dead people and those "merchants of chaos" who have a morbid fascination with death and keep asking why they died.

STATEMENT RELEASED BY MR. CRUISE'S PRESS AGENT: "Tom was deeply saddened by the sudden and unexpected deaths of people on his film crew. This resulted in Tom having a lowered tone level that required spiritual counseling by a professional Scientology auditor. It was then that Tom cognited that his upset was caused by the DevT of allowing PTS people on his lines, because such downstats sometimes suddenly & unexpectedly drop dead due to their unhandled PTS condition. At session-end Tom could not stop line charging when he realized that he needed to only allow people on his lines who are super-uptone upstats like Dr. Hubbard, who never "suddenly and unexpectedly dropped dead"---but rather suddenly and unexpectedly shed their encumbrance---in order to do super-uptone upstat advanced research in deep space!"



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[Type4_PTS]

STATEMENT RELEASED BY MR. CRUISE'S PRESS AGENT: "Tom was deeply saddened by the sudden and unexpected deaths of people on his film crew. This resulted in Tom having a lowered tone level that required spiritual counseling by a professional Scientology auditor. It was then that Tom cognited that his upset was caused by the DevT of allowing PTS people on his lines, because such downstats sometimes suddenly & unexpectedly drop dead due to their unhandled PTS condition. At session-end Tom could not stop line charging when he realized that he needed only allow people on his lines who are super-uptone big beings like Dr. Hubbard, who never "suddenly and unexpectedly dropped dead"---but rather suddenly and unexpectedly shed their encumbrance---in order to do advanced research in deep space, like Dr. Hubbard."

For sure unhandled PTS situations are very dangerous, and Tom would know that first-hand after breaking his ankle while filming Mission Impossible 6.

Something is deeply disturbing to me though about that incident. Despite being present at the scene of his own accident, he failed to apply Dr. Hubbard's tech on the Contact Assist. Not only is that a violation of Keeping Scientology Working, Series 1 but also a violation of the Way to Happiness, as it is a failure to set a good example.

Tom Cruise's 'Mission: Impossible 6' stunt mishap leads to broken ankle

Cruise's injury during a stunt mishap has temporarily shut the film down.

www.usatoday.com

 

[freethinker]

DAMN! THINGS I WISH I HAD SAID TO DR. HUBBARD. . .

DR HUBBARD
. . .so what we have in Scientology is a modern science!
In fact, it's a philosophy. In reality itsa religion!

HELLUVAHOAX
What the hell are you talking about?
Make up your fucking mind dude!

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That's a good topic for a thread. Except maybe, What I should have asked about Scientology and what I should have said while in, but didn't

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Talking about Scientology movie star OTs like Cruise injuring themselves or others having fatal accidents on his movie set. . .

Everyone in Scientology's 10,000,000 membership can go PTS at any time to any SP.

However, no Scientologist can ever go PTS to the Commodore or COB. Because of this technical discovery:

AXIOM: THE SP THAT IS CAUSING THE PC TO ROLLER-COASTER, GO BROKE, GET ILL, HAVE AN ACCIDENT OR SUFFER DEATH IS ALWAYS LOWER ON THE COMMAND CHANNEL.

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