HelluvaHoax!
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lol
omg, more racism!
Y'all calling me the "N" word?! (cult "N" word = "NCG")
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TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
- Thread starter HelluvaHoax!
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lol
omg, more racism!
Y'all calling me the "N" word?! (cult "N" word = "NCG")
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Karen#1
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HH ~~
After I typed the letter N...the page accidentally got posted....here is the actual post I had meant to write..
Note that each Body Thetan has to be located and ardously ~~
1) By telepathy the spirit has to identify "HIS" Volcano from the list of Volcanos.
2) By mental intention the spirit must be intended to the incident 75 million years ago and RUN it from Capture to Pilot saying he is mocking it up.
3) The spirit must go through and RUN his freezing in glycol and alcohol, his transportation to Earth, his placement where he is sucked up by a high wind and electronic ribbon, then the explosions and the 36 day Cecil B deMille movie content of Modern England etc.
This sequence is for the attached spirit to LEAVE (Blow) or Intended to 4 quadriillion, earlier implant.
I have been told that best estimates are that each person has 400 million Body Thetans (attached spirits) so the job is humongous, "clearing" each spirit one and a time.
There are actually instances of people having mental breakdowns "Type 3" doing this procedure which is supposedly to be done daily multiple times.
HelluvaHoax!
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lol, no problem, I assumed it was an accidental glitch.
HelluvaHoax!
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If Bill Robertson was a Captain and Ronald Hubbard was the Commodore
and David Miscavige is a fleet admiral then what are the rest of us?
Cabin boys and girls?
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. answer: . OSA . 1. Observers of a Sinking Abomination. . 2. Office of Schadenfreude Affairs.
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HelluvaHoax!
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update: . Another OT level was just released last week! It is the first true OT level that has "positive gain".
The previous 48 are unfortunately just "negative gain" and merely "set-ups".
In fact, today I was the first completion on OT 49---and just attested to:
ACTUAL ABILITY GAINED ON OT VIII: The Scientologist solemnly swears & attests to: "I now know who I am not and I am interested to find out who I am."
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From another thread discussing HOW MANY OT LEVELS have been discovered
by Dr. Hubbard and otherscientists scientologists imaginologists.
by Dr. Hubbard and other
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update: . Another OT level was just released last week! It is the first true OT level that has "positive gain".
The previous 48 are unfortunately just "negative gain" and merely "set-ups".
In fact, today I was the first completion on OT 49---and just attested to:
"I now know 48 OT Levels that don't work and
I am interested to find one that does."
I am interested to find one that does."
ACTUAL ABILITY GAINED ON OT VIII: The Scientologist solemnly swears & attests to: "I now know who I am not and I am interested to find out who I am."
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HelluvaHoax!
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Everyone who got sick would be required to:
New feature on the "Super Stupid Moments In Scientology" thread
IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REALLY ABLE TO "MAKE THE ABLE MORE ABLE"
AND THEY THEREFORE HAD BEEN "ABLE" TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET, THEN . . .
IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REALLY ABLE TO "MAKE THE ABLE MORE ABLE"
AND THEY THEREFORE HAD BEEN "ABLE" TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET, THEN . . .
Everyone who got sick would be required to:
1) -- pay their doctor in advance for 500 hours of miraculous-mest-meatbody-medtech @ $1,000 per hour = $500,000.
2) -- at the conclusion of their medical treatment, write a glowing success story thanking the COB of the hospital chain as well as the clinic's decades-deceased Founding "doctor"---a mentally ill charlatan & con-man in a naval costume depicted in wall photos that everyone has to stand & applaud every day.
3) -- after expending decades and a half-million dollars, jubilantly attest with a floating needle that: "I NOW KNOW WHAT IS NOT MAKING ME SICK AND I AM INTERESTED TO FIND OUT WHAT IS"
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HelluvaHoax!
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KSW KOAN DU JOUR: What is the sound of 1 hand Scientologist clapping (for the infallible Dr. Hubbard)?
This is from an actual website posting (12 days ago) by an actual "independent" Scientologist who actually believes that there is an actual messiah named Ron, who is an actual OT who actually saved the universe before actually leaving the planet and actually turning over his hat to humans who are actually not OTs and who actually have no clue what to do next.
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SCIO-SPEAK TRANSLATIONS:
This is from an actual website posting (12 days ago) by an actual "independent" Scientologist who actually believes that there is an actual messiah named Ron, who is an actual OT who actually saved the universe before actually leaving the planet and actually turning over his hat to humans who are actually not OTs and who actually have no clue what to do next.
 | Ron's Org, Grenchen, is a trusted source for auditing (pre-'Golden Age of Tech' - which is a squirreled type of auditing) and courses in an academy-like setting but outside the $hurch of Scientology's influence or control. Max Hauri runs it the way LRH intended (with no 'reg'ing' cycles) with everything per LRH policy up to about 1981 and inexpensive auditing rates. Click on the image to the left to go to the Ron's Org website. The page will open up in a new window or tab. The Bridge at Ron's Org goes up to OT 48 and includes the 'lost' Excalibur level (yes, that Excalibur data that was supposedly 'stolen' by the Russians)! |
SCIO-SPEAK TRANSLATIONS:
"Grenchen is a trusted source for auditing": They can be trusted, really, unlike all the COS auditors that Ron personally trained who were so awful that Grenchen had to blow and disconnect from Ron's church and become an "indie" Scientologist.
"Max Hauri runs it the way LRH intended (with no reg'ing cycles)": Exactly! From 1950 to 1986 (when Ron rose above this slave planet) there were no reg cycles, reg offices or even registrars asking people for money. It wasn't needed because everyone just spontaneously decided on their own to donate and mail $500K in cash to Ron in unmarked, anonymous envelopes.
"...the Bridge at Ron's Org goes up to OT 48.": This is a spectacular improvement over Dr. Hubbard's Church of Scientology---which only has OT levels up to 11. In Indie Scientology, ". . . these go up to 48".
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Karen#1
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Captain Bill's extreme behavior was ignored while he was in the Sea Org. (2 decades) The entity (Scientology's Sea Org) claiming they had all the tech to handle the human mind and give FREEDOM from the Bank, FREEDOM from aberration did NOTHING to handle his oddities.
His boarderline Type 3 conduct was visible to all but he held high Exec posts
..then the cult wailed when he opened a Sea Org "mockery" ~~ Galactic Patrol.
AND his writings supposedly telepathically sent from (dead) Hubbard to him which he renamed El Ron Ray or some such.
Bah !
His boarderline Type 3 conduct was visible to all but he held high Exec posts
..then the cult wailed when he opened a Sea Org "mockery" ~~ Galactic Patrol.
AND his writings supposedly telepathically sent from (dead) Hubbard to him which he renamed El Ron Ray or some such.
Bah !
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Type4_PTS
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You go out to eat at a nice restaurant and discover a bug in your salad, so you inform your waiter.
He takes your salad bowl into the back room and then proceeds to write up a KR on the incident of you finding the bug.
The waiter comes out a few minutes later, asks you to follow him in the back, leading you into the office of Billy, the Director of Inspections and Reports (he holds the Ethics Officer post from above).
Billy screams at you for pulling in the incident of the bug in your salad, assigns you a Condition of Enemy, and informs you that you can get back to your dinner with the rest of your party once you get out of lower conditions. He hands you a pen and some paper, walks out of the office, slamming the door behind him, furious about this incident.
Hmm, well I envision another scenario. You complain about the bug in your salad and you get sent to pay for a new and improved review salad. Said review salad is the same salad you just complained about sans the bug which was removed by standard tong tech, retossed and assessed by a highly trained Hubbard Salad Specialist.
HelluvaHoax!
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Every crazy person with a creepy grin who was obviously mentally ill:
1) -- Would be declared an "ILLEGAL PC" and therefore banned from any therapy/help from both the COS and "Psychs".
2) -- Every crazy person with a creepy grin who was not obviously mentally ill would be promoted to senior COS management.
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IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REALLY ABLE TO "MAKE THE ABLE MORE ABLE"
AND THEY THEREFORE HAD BEEN "ABLE" TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET, THEN . . .
AND THEY THEREFORE HAD BEEN "ABLE" TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET, THEN . . .
Every crazy person with a creepy grin who was obviously mentally ill:
1) -- Would be declared an "ILLEGAL PC" and therefore banned from any therapy/help from both the COS and "Psychs".
2) -- Every crazy person with a creepy grin who was not obviously mentally ill would be promoted to senior COS management.
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Type4_PTS
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LRH said in that video:
"Now, that's very interesting that I could be guilty of an oversight to that degree."
An even bigger oversight on his part was failing to revise Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health, and properly informing people of this new information.
He claimed Dianetics to be a science, yet when there is this huge new discovery made that DMSMH doesn't Clear people as promised, it slipped his mind to add that news into future editions of the book.
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Hubbard's smoke and mirrors.LRH said in that video:
"Now, that's very interesting that I could be guilty of an oversight to that degree."
An even bigger oversight on his part was failing to revise Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health, and properly informing people of this new information.
He claimed Dianetics to be a science, yet when there is huge new discovery made that DMSMH doesn't Clear people as promised, it slipped his mind to add that news into future editions of the book.
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HelluvaHoax!
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LRH said in that video:
"Now, that's very interesting that I could be guilty of an oversight to that degree."
An even bigger oversight on his part was failing to revise Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health, and properly informing people of this new information.
He claimed Dianetics to be a science, yet when there is huge new discovery made that DMSMH doesn't Clear people as promised, it slipped his mind to add that news into future editions of the book.
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At the risk of redundancy (I have written often about this "admission" by Hubbard on the other ESMB) I will again mention this PC PARADOX:
-- Although Hubbard confessed his fraud upon the world---that Dianetics (DMSMH) does not produce the state of Clear, you can go into any org or mission in the world today and ask any Scientologist of any case level, on any post, if someone can really go Clear as the book DMSMH claims, and they won't have any idea what you are talking about.....
-- And they will look at you with a mixture of startled, indignantly blinkless certitude and swear upon all that is holy that "YES! OF COURSE IT CAN PRODUCE A CLEAR! IT'S BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!"
-- And if you continue to challenge them that Dianetics does not work to produce a clear and even quote Hubbard* you will get Declared an SP.
AXIOM: Of all the people in the world, Scientologists know the very least about Scientology. The "knowing how to know" people are always the last to know.
* CULT CURIOSITY: The above is a perfect showcase that proves the "HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION" insofar as the fact that you can be declared SP for alter-ising one word of LRH tech AND ALSO declared for quoting verbatim and standardly following LRH tech.
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HelluvaHoax!
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LOL
However, the scenario you describe sounds to me like a perfectly on-source, KSW standard de-BUG.
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With the bug removed, the limp salad from yesterday is just limper, but that can't be changed. That's standard tech.
Karen#1
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HH I seem to recall that you posted a post covering the GREATEST LIES the cult puts out.
Do you recall that ?
We need to migrate it. It hit home for me.
I believe you covered that "The Greatest Good" was their great spiel.
I want to cover an illegal (criminal) GREATEST GOOD that they had against the then INS>
Immigration Naturalization Service, now called DHS.
PHONY MARRIAGES and SEXUAL INTERCOURSE "For the greatest GOOD !"
Miscavige's Marriages of Convenience
Green Card Marriages, FSO-Style
FSO = Flag Service Org that Charges $8500 to elicit CRIMES and Transgressions for OT VIIs every six months !
From ID "Scarlett Pimpernel" who was there at the time
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That was the scenario at David Miscavige's Flag Service Org in 2006, when at a staff meeting, we were handed a piece of paper with all the names of foreign staff on it. It was Command Intention for anyone who's religious worker visa was expiring to do whatever they had to do to get a green card NOW.
And how to get that green card? Why, get married to a US citizen, of course!
This was a base-wide flap. We're talking Class IX auditors, Class XII auditors and top executives on that list. And funnily enough, it was brought up by the PR staff at staff meeting, as it was a "legal ruds" situation. Legal-schmegal, it was a criminal activity.
From the briefing, we were told that this was deadly serious and it was clear that we couldn't afford to lose ANY staff because it would cut across “Command Intention,” i.e., David Miscavige’s project to man-up the Super Power team
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Ergo, UNUSUAL SOLUTION: Get illegal staff married off to compound the illegality of it all.
It played out like this:
All unmarried US citizens were urged to choose one of the people on the list to marry before they were forced to leave the country.
At the same time, it was made clear to the soon-to-be-illegal workers that it was up to them to find a husband or wife, and to do it immediately. This was looked upon as their personal ethics situation.
They were given only two or three months to locate a suitable marriage partner and get married.
I don't know what happened or the magnitude of the flap that must have occurred on legal lines to have created this situation, but I do know the fallout: Many staff were married over that two-month period to someone they didn't even know before the announcement.
...a bunch of men and women hooking up not for love, but for money. Follow it through: By getting married, the FSO could maintain it’s income, sending more than a million dollars a week to... "Command" (David Miscavige) who had total dictatorial control over Sea Org reserves. That makes the spiritual leader of the Church...
PIMP-DADDY MISCAVIGE
...whoring out Class IX and even Class XII Auditors to other staff for cash, baby. As Santa would say, "Ho, ho, ho."
When a person on the list got married, “Command” considered that man or woman to have their ethics were in.
After all, wasn't this the most ethical thing to do -- whore yourself out to someone you barely knew, so that you could apply for a green card and continue working at Flag? Greatest good for the greatest number, right? Even though this type of activity is totally illegal?
All of this was happening while Flag was supposed to be delivering services at the highest levels of The Bridge, guarding the entrance onto the OT levels to keep any “suppressive people out.
There are very many things in Scientology Inc that are fake, especially their "STATS." But enforcing fake marriages crosses any line of decency.
Do you recall that ?
We need to migrate it. It hit home for me.
I believe you covered that "The Greatest Good" was their great spiel.
I want to cover an illegal (criminal) GREATEST GOOD that they had against the then INS>
Immigration Naturalization Service, now called DHS.
PHONY MARRIAGES and SEXUAL INTERCOURSE "For the greatest GOOD !"
Miscavige's Marriages of Convenience
Green Card Marriages, FSO-Style
FSO = Flag Service Org that Charges $8500 to elicit CRIMES and Transgressions for OT VIIs every six months !
From ID "Scarlett Pimpernel" who was there at the time
QUOTE:
That was the scenario at David Miscavige's Flag Service Org in 2006, when at a staff meeting, we were handed a piece of paper with all the names of foreign staff on it. It was Command Intention for anyone who's religious worker visa was expiring to do whatever they had to do to get a green card NOW.
And how to get that green card? Why, get married to a US citizen, of course!
This was a base-wide flap. We're talking Class IX auditors, Class XII auditors and top executives on that list. And funnily enough, it was brought up by the PR staff at staff meeting, as it was a "legal ruds" situation. Legal-schmegal, it was a criminal activity.
From the briefing, we were told that this was deadly serious and it was clear that we couldn't afford to lose ANY staff because it would cut across “Command Intention,” i.e., David Miscavige’s project to man-up the Super Power team
< snip>
Ergo, UNUSUAL SOLUTION: Get illegal staff married off to compound the illegality of it all.
It played out like this:
All unmarried US citizens were urged to choose one of the people on the list to marry before they were forced to leave the country.
At the same time, it was made clear to the soon-to-be-illegal workers that it was up to them to find a husband or wife, and to do it immediately. This was looked upon as their personal ethics situation.
They were given only two or three months to locate a suitable marriage partner and get married.
I don't know what happened or the magnitude of the flap that must have occurred on legal lines to have created this situation, but I do know the fallout: Many staff were married over that two-month period to someone they didn't even know before the announcement.
...a bunch of men and women hooking up not for love, but for money. Follow it through: By getting married, the FSO could maintain it’s income, sending more than a million dollars a week to... "Command" (David Miscavige) who had total dictatorial control over Sea Org reserves. That makes the spiritual leader of the Church...
PIMP-DADDY MISCAVIGE
...whoring out Class IX and even Class XII Auditors to other staff for cash, baby. As Santa would say, "Ho, ho, ho."
When a person on the list got married, “Command” considered that man or woman to have their ethics were in.
After all, wasn't this the most ethical thing to do -- whore yourself out to someone you barely knew, so that you could apply for a green card and continue working at Flag? Greatest good for the greatest number, right? Even though this type of activity is totally illegal?
All of this was happening while Flag was supposed to be delivering services at the highest levels of The Bridge, guarding the entrance onto the OT levels to keep any “suppressive people out.
There are very many things in Scientology Inc that are fake, especially their "STATS." But enforcing fake marriages crosses any line of decency.
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This is NOT OK !!!!
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This is NOT OK !!!!
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Post script:
My confession: Well, I didn't exactly "say" it - it had to get dragged out of me by the FSO auditor wearing a way too-tight shirt over her very well endowed frontal zone. It was on a 6 mo. refresher, so it cost about $800 to admit that I spanked one out between sessions while thinking of her frontal zone area while in PT restim, because, well....there is was again, right in front of me!
My confession: Well, I didn't exactly "say" it - it had to get dragged out of me by the FSO auditor wearing a way too-tight shirt over her very well endowed frontal zone. It was on a 6 mo. refresher, so it cost about $800 to admit that I spanked one out between sessions while thinking of her frontal zone area while in PT restim, because, well....there is was again, right in front of me!