TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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I wonder what cultists would make of that photo and the one where they airbrush (not-is) Sara out.
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You have asked the basic-basic question about Scientology and how Scientologists deal with the fact that their holy "religion" is a hoax. Here is the question. . .

HOW DO YOU REMAIN A LOYAL MEMBER OF THE COS
WHEN THE COS = "CRIMEWAVE OF SCIENTOLOGY"?​

Another form of the same question is:

WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YOUR LEADER'S
'SACRED SCRIPTURE' IS SIMPLY
SANCTIMONIOUS SOCIOPATHY?
DON'T YOU READ?"​

And now you get your grand prize, because I am going to let you hear exactly how a Scientologist would answer these questions. Straight out of the Guardian's Office, there are actually TWO (2) Guardian thugs on this video.

Go to minute 6:18 for something quite extraordinary!
A Scientologist actually telling the truth
about their own Cognitive Dissonance.

"You know what I do when I read that kind of stuff
about Scientology? I don't even read it."


So, that's the modern science of mental health:
When she reads that kind of stuff--
she doesn't read that kind of stuff.

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[Riddick]

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You have asked the basic-basic question about Scientology and how Scientologists deal with the fact that their holy "religion" is a hoax. Here is the question. . .

HOW DO YOU REMAIN A LOYAL MEMBER OF THE COS
WHEN THE COS = "CRIMEWAVE OF SCIENTOLOGY"?​

Another form of the same question is:

WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YOUR LEADER'S
'SACRED SCRIPTURE' IS SIMPLY
SANCTIMONIOUS SOCIOPATHY?
DON'T YOU READ?"​

And now you a free bonus prize, because i am going to let you hear exactly what a Scientolgist would answer to these questions. Strait out of the Guardian's Office, there are actually TWO (2) Guardian thugs on this video.

Go to minute 6:18 for something quite extraordinary!
A Scientologist actually telling the truth
about their own Cognitive Dissonance.

"You know what I do when I read that kind of stuff
about Scientology? I don't even read it."


So, that's the modern science of mental health:
When she reads that kind of stuff--
she doesn't read that kind of stuff.

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gotta luv paulette cooper is that vid.

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

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UPTONE THUG LAWYER
FOR UPTONE THUG CULT
AWARDED 'OPERATING THUG' CERT

OT SUCCESS STORY
When I go into a courtroom I'm not just some high-paid whore pathetically patronizing
a DB wog jury on behalf of my client. Hardly! I do whatever is needed to help my
religion win big--no mater what it takes. Honestly, terrorizing jurors or killing
the pets of opposing counsel, is really something I am extremely happy and
proud I can do. But, in really difficult cases where we were not able to
frame the judge and get them disbarred, I always have the nuclear
option, where I bring my OT certificate into court so they can
see see with their own eyes that I have supernatural powers
and shouldn't be fucked with. Then they acquit my
innocent client and clear the indictment so our
deeply religious religion can buy more real
estate and clear the goddamned planet!

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He is another prick I would love to punch in the face!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

gotta luv paulette cooper is that vid.

Yes!!!

And the rest of the cast of Scientologists on that video were truly creepy looking, acting and sounding!

Beyond awkward. Beyond cringey. They all looked sleazy & guilty as hell. And they could not even answer a correction in a normal way, whether they were lying or telling the truth. Because every moment was "DRILLED" to a pass and there is no live energy anywhere in their canned, dead answers.

Reminds me of many Scientologists hoping to become movie stars, meeting and doing "ACTOR TRs".

I could write a 10,000 page manifestoright now about "ACTOR's TR" that Hubbard wrote. But then I'd have to go live in the mountains in a log cabin and people would begin calling me the Unaposter.

In any case, no successful actor ever got a role because of "ACTORS TRS" tech. Not one. And all the the tech movies that were made at gold and feature film Battlefield Earth were amongst the very worst films ever made. Oh dam, i already started ranting, I better stop now! LOL

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[NotsoNutsoNow]

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You have asked the basic-basic question about Scientology and how Scientologists deal with the fact that their holy "religion" is a hoax. Here is the question. . .

HOW DO YOU REMAIN A LOYAL MEMBER OF THE COS
WHEN THE COS = "CRIMEWAVE OF SCIENTOLOGY"?​

Another form of the same question is:

WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YOUR LEADER'S
'SACRED SCRIPTURE' IS SIMPLY
SANCTIMONIOUS SOCIOPATHY?
DON'T YOU READ?"​

And now you get your grand prize, because I am going to let you hear exactly how a Scientologist would answer these questions. Straight out of the Guardian's Office, there are actually TWO (2) Guardian thugs on this video.

Go to minute 6:18 for something quite extraordinary!
A Scientologist actually telling the truth
about their own Cognitive Dissonance.

"You know what I do when I read that kind of stuff
about Scientology? I don't even read it."


So, that's the modern science of mental health:
When she reads that kind of stuff--
she doesn't read that kind of stuff.

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The stupid bitch's response: "You know what I do when I read that kind of stuff about Scientology? I don't even read it."

is on a par with that thrice-married stupid bastard who said: "I never had a second wife."

‘A Case Supervisor who assesses a Patient to higher levels to solve lower ones is really asking for a wreck.

It’s always the earlier actions that are out.

Try to cheat a case up to Grade II when s/he won’t run on Grade I is like trying to run the whole Bridge to Total Freedom Classification, Gradation and Awareness Chart of Levels and Certificates for Dianetic$ and $cientology Training and Therapy to cure a cold.

A Patient can always be solved in or below where s/he is.

“Oh, we’ll put him/her up a grade and cure his/her high tone arm (position/reading on the E-meter (Cof$’s so-called lie detector))” is like “He can’t pass kindergarten so we’ll enrol him/her in college”.’

(Ref: HCOB 9 June 1971RA Issue I Revised 28 March 1977 C/S (Case Supervisor) TIPS Online edition.)

Perhaps that was one of the reasons why El Con couldn’t pass college; he never passed kindergarten, ha ha.

I now have put two and two together.

The reason why El Con couldn't pass kindergarten was when he was asked to count by 1s from 1 to 10 he counted 1, 3, 4, 5... ha ha.

 

[Karen#1]

Scientology is about raking in your hard earned cash.
No matter what they sell, No matter how credible.
Baby auditing !

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

Scientology is about raking in your hard earned cash.
No matter what they sell, No matter how credible.
Baby auditing !View attachment 2626

Being a member of the highest classed Case Supervisors on this prison planet could you kindly provide me with advice regarding the following?

Do you route the baby to the Qualifications Division or the Ethics Section after the baby is 'refusing' therapy because s/he can't pick up the cans and even though the baby can't talk is 'refusing' to answer the therapy question: "What are your crimes?"

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

Being a member of the highest classed Case Supervisors on this prison planet could you kindly provide me with advice regarding the following?

Do you route the baby to the Qualifications Division or the Ethics Section after the baby is 'refusing' therapy because s/he can't pick up the cans and even though the baby can't talk is 'refusing' to answer the therapy question: "What are your crimes?"

Oh, by the way, we have previously tried gang bang security checking on the little tyke to get compliance, which we thought was successful because the baby shitted itself, however, a female staff member, who once read about babies because she was pregnant but was forced to have an abortion by Slappy, informed us the baby just needed changing.

PS: We are at our wit's end because it's almost 2:00 pm Thursday, and you know how Dave the diabolical douche bag carries on about statistics being down - even though his statistics have never been up – except the ones concerning leveraging, blackmailing, false imprisonment and ex-communication.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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cross-posted from another thread discussing Scientologists' euphoric
reaction upon Ron "personally answering" their letter!
RECEIVED RON'S RESPONSE?
RELIGIOUS RAPTURE?
REALLY?
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The way it was supposed to go (at least back in the 1980's) is the Org's LRH Comm had the job of looking at the "Letters to Ron", formulate a reasonable reply to each, and forward the letter+reply to Flag. At Flag, in the old bank building, there was a room with "SO#1" on the door, and a lot of busy typists.

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Amongst the countless jaw-dropping cult contradictions, the "letters to Ron" gimmick holds a special place of honor for beautifully showcasing this axiom:

"Scientology's advanced knowing-how-to-know
people are always the last to know." ​

It's entirely ludicrous that Scientology staff members in the very same building were pretending to both SEND & RECEIVE personal letters to/from L. Ron Hubbard:

CARL CULT
Wow! I cannot believe it!
I just received a personal letter from Ron!!
OMG, I can't believe he actually answered me!!!

SCN EXECUTIVE
Wow! Whoa! Amazing! What did Ron say?

CARL CULT
This is the biggest OT win I ever had!
I'm just literally shaking--so hard that I can't even
hold Ron's letter still to read it to you. Here, you read it!

SCN EXECUTIVE
(takes letter, reads to self)
Holy shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! This is really terrible terrible news!

CARL CULT
Whattttt? But Ron's letter is super theta---
and he personally postulated that I would
flourish & prosper for eternity. What's
wrong with that---I don't get it!

SCN EXECUTIVE
No it's not that. I'm talking about the fact
that Ron always personally signs his letters in
his own handwriting just above the word "Ron".
But your letter doesn't have a signature!

CARL CULT
So are you saying that my letter from Ron is a fake?

SCN EXECUTIVE
No, I'm saying it's really bad because someone's going to get
totally busted, assigned Treason and sent to the RPF.

CARL CULT
What are you talking about?

SCN EXECUTIVE
Never mind. Hey, would you happen to have a green pen?
Even though I goofed and forgot to do it before, no
biggie, I can still sign it for you right now.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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NORMAL THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE
PARANORMAL WORLD OF SCIENTOLOGY
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January 25, 1986: Scientologist writes heartfelt personal letter to Ron.​

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Feb 13, 1986: Scientologist receives inspirational response letter from Ron personally.​

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February 16, 1986: Scientologist attends worldwide event where they announce that Ron dropped his body on January 24th, 1986.​

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February 17, 1986: Scientologist feels sad all day that the personal letter from Ron might have been fake.​

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February 18, 1986: Scientologist thinks about it and has a major stable win upon realizing how incredibly OT Ron must be to send him a personal letter even after he left the planet!​

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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February 18, 1986: Scientologist thinks about it and has a major stable win upon realizing how incredibly OT Ron must be to send him a personal letter even after he left the planet!​

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PC PARADOX
All the major stable wins in Scientology
are experienced by majorly unstable people.

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[Karakorum]

PC PARADOX
All the major stable wins in Scientology
are experienced by majorly unstable people.

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Not true. Dave and Ron had great financial wins in scientology. And they were not unsta....

...nevermind.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Not true. Dave and Ron had great financial wins in scientology. And they were not unsta....

...nevermind.

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LOL

FIFY: Dave and Ron had great financial wins gains.

Gains proves the tech works 100% of the time. The only exception when the tech doesn't work is for DBs (Downstat Beings) who are NCG (No Cash Gains).

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[Dotey OT]

I wonder what cultists would make of that photo and the one where they airbrush (not-is) Sara out.

That is the million dollar question!!!

What single image that you could get a current cultist to look at, that they could not un-see, that would cause that seed of doubt to enter in.

That photo is a possible candidate.

What others???

 

[ILove2Lurk]

What single image that you could get a current cultist to look at, that they could not un-see, that would cause that seed of doubt to enter in.

I am sooo biased about that question.

Click on image to see larger

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[ILove2Lurk]

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Don't like wog magazines like Time? Here's a copy of Source.

Miscavige studying LRH's folders on the cover of Souce Mag:

Click on image to see larger

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[guanoloco]

**snip**

The reason why El Con couldn't pass kindergarten was when he was asked to count by 1s from 1 to 10 he counted 1, 3, 4, 5... ha ha.

Question about Ron's marriages.

Ron: "My first wife is dead. (smiles) And I'm currently happily married now."

Q: "What about your second wife?"

Ron: "I never had a second wife."


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FLUNK!!! Ron.

The correct answer is: "Weren't you listening? I just fucking told you that I'm currently happily married to my second wife."

 

[Dotey OT]

I am sooo biased about that question.

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This fits that question very much. I like the Sara Northrup/Cap'n Nuts photo that is currently my avatar.

 

[Dotey OT]

Now what if we got these pics into the hands of every current scientoolyjest. Would the powers that be have to explain that Sara Northrup was photoshopped in?? Then the question is "Who is Sara Northrup?"

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

That is the million dollar question!!!

What single image that you could get a current cultist to look at, that they could not un-see, that would cause that seed of doubt to enter in.

That photo is a possible candidate.

What others???

That is the million dollar question!!!

What single IMAGE could you get a current cultist to look at,
that they could not un-see, that would cause that seed of doubt to enter in.
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Right now my e-meter is currently not working, so my answers cannot be scientifically verified until later when ;my newly purchased replacement arrives. I am extremely excited to assess the list when my new meter arrives---it's the just released major breakthrough that replaces the old MARK ULTRA VIII METER. The new one is called:

THE MARK-MARK METER​

It's the meter for discerning Marks who insist on the latest, most expensive technological advances for finding and erasing non-existent charge.

Back to your question. What single image would throw a Scientologists into Doubt?

Hopefully a gif counts as one image. . . .here's a couple of the first items:

A 3 minute GIF showing hidden surveillance highlights of
"COB'S GREATEST BEATDOWNS & KNOCKOUTS!"

A GIF of Ron delusionally ranting at BTs just before telling
his caretaker ( Sarge Pfauth ) the he failed to find any
actual tech to make Clears/OTs---thus he's ordering
him to build a high-voltage suicide e-meter
to help Ron research the new & improved
modern science of mental health.​

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