TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

HelluvaHoax! said:
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LINK TO DISCUSSION THREAD AND TONY ORTEGA ARTICLE
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Looks like Dr. Hubbard's and Minister Miscavige's cult has lost another "BIG LEAGUE (CULT) CLOSING TECHNIQUES" courtroom decision. It's a "closing" technique because the cult is being closed down with worldwide media publishing their crimes and sadistically vengeful attacks on innocent victims.

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See discussion thread HERE on how the California Supreme Court ruled that cult most assuredly did Fair Game the victims and witnesses in the Danny "Celebrated Serial Celebrity Rapist" Masterson case.

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I wonder why that graphic suddenly stopped loading.

Here it is again...

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[ From Predictions Thread ]

Scientology somehow hunts down the real ILove2Lurk in Sweden and
offers to hire her to do Photoshopping on all their event photography.

After seeing the quality of her "shoops" the past 17 years on ESMB, they
realized they needed to go outside the SO to find the meticulous talent
they were looking for.

They agreed to pay her an over-the-top fee per photo.

Her stats that determine a set payout schedule of bonuses include:
  • Number of celebrities or VIPs removed (Photoshopped out) from photos
  • Number of audience members added to crowd sizes
  • Number of empty seats filled
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ILove2Lurk taking a break from manipulating COS event photos, sitting at a local
coffee shop . . . Volca Coffee Roaster on Hantverkargatan in Stockholm, Sweden.

Spending some of her ill-gained lucre, LOL. Tips big! :yes:

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ILove2Lurk said:
They agreed to pay her an over-the-top fee per photo.:coolwink:
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They need to dramatically improve their manipulation of photos, so I believe your prediction will come to pass, but I believe the compensation they agree to will look more like this:
1) Amnesty granted for countless high crimes committed while posting here on ESMB REDUX and the original ESMB.
2) 50% discount on OT IX & X.
 
Type4_PTS said:
I believe this new YouTube channel will start, and this will look like a screenshot from the first episode:
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We now join the "MAIDEN EPISODE" of Billy's Podcast, now streaming live!

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BILLY BLOWDOWN
Again, thanks for coming on my podcast. As the winner of the "Ideal Scientologist
of the Year" award for the past 19 years in a row, I'm so keyed out that I'm
in a very generous mood. So, I am going to let you ask me any
questions you want about my epic OT wins on the Bridge.

DON HUBBARD
Yeah, okay. I'd like to ask you why if you are having so many OT wins that your car
was repossessed and you lost your house to foreclosure—due to borrowing & donating
so much to your cult that you had to declare bankruptcy. Doesn't it worry you that
after donating millions you are now living in an abandoned van down by the river?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Not at all. I never get enturbulated about MEST money because I have Ron's miraculous
money technology which guarantees that I will always flourish & prosper for eternity!

DON HUBBARD
Wait, doesn't it freak you out that you that you are broke and homeless and
you've been caught countless times on surveillance cameras eating
half-eaten burgers out of the dumpsters behind McDonalds?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
I can assure you that I am not broke! If I ever need more MEST money on this
planet, all I have to do is sell just one of my 19 solid gold trophies that
I won for being Ideal Scientologist of the Year!

DON HUBBARD
Whuttt? Those bowling trophies are worthless. Don't you
know that they are cheap gold-plated junk?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
I'll have you know sir that in a confidential VIP briefing I was r-factored that
those trophies are priceless! So, get your manners tech in and
knock off the entheta while I am sharing my OT wins!​


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Operating DB said:
I got really keyed out reading the last few posts!
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LOL

Me too! I was really keyed out of my REACTIVE MIND the last few years (after I left Scientology).

In fact, I was really keyed out of my REACTIVE MIND before I heard about Scientology.

Apparently, it appears, I only had a REACTIVE MIND while I was in Scientology.

Fascinating! No Engrams or BTs both before and after Scientology.

It must be some kind of advanced technology, wherein a being on this planet does not have
any ENGRAMS or BODY THETANS until they join Scientology.

The cult gives everyone UNLIMITED numbers of engrams and BTs for free. But they charge you
fortunes to remove them. Kind of like a rat catcher showing up at your house to do an inspection
and they release 100,000 rats—just before giving you a tech estimate.

It's one of those Zen koans or whatever or some junk, similar to: "If a tree FALLS in the forest
and nobody is there, does it make any sound?" Therefore. . .

"If an e-meter needle FALLS in the session
and no Scientologists are there, does
it mean something has charge on it?"
—Don Hubbard: Author of the best selling book "Fundamentals of Fugazi"

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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"If an e-meter needle FALLS in the session
and no Scientologists are there, does
it mean something has charge on it?"
—Don Hubbard: Author of the best selling book "Fundamentals of Fugazi"

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I've got good news. I just got off the phone with Don, and he's releasing a special leatherbound edition of his book. He promised it would be delivered by Christmas, so it makes a great present. He's going to sign the book for the first thousand orders, so don't delay, order now!





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