TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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LINK TO DISCUSSION THREAD AND TONY ORTEGA ARTICLE

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Looks like Dr. Hubbard's and Minister Miscavige's cult has lost another "BIG LEAGUE (CULT) CLOSING TECHNIQUES" courtroom decision. It's a "closing" technique because the cult is being closed down with worldwide media publishing their crimes and sadistically vengeful attacks on innocent victims.

See discussion thread HERE on how the California Supreme Court ruled that cult most assuredly did Fair Game the victims and witnesses in the Danny "Celebrated Serial Celebrity Rapist" Masterson case.

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[ILove2Lurk]

[ From Predictions Thread ]

Scientology somehow hunts down the real ILove2Lurk in Sweden and
offers to hire her to do Photoshopping on all their event photography.

After seeing the quality of her "shoops" the past 17 years on ESMB, they
realized they needed to go outside the SO to find the meticulous talent
they were looking for.

They agreed to pay her an over-the-top fee per photo.

Her stats that determine a set payout schedule of bonuses include:

• Number of celebrities or VIPs removed (Photoshopped out) from photos
• Number of audience members added to crowd sizes
• Number of empty seats filled

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ILove2Lurk taking a break from manipulating COS event photos, sitting at a local
coffee shop . . . Volca Coffee Roaster on Hantverkargatan in Stockholm, Sweden.

Spending some of her ill-gained lucre, LOL. Tips big!

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[Type4_PTS]

They agreed to pay her an over-the-top fee per photo.

They need to dramatically improve their manipulation of photos, so I believe your prediction will come to pass, but I believe the compensation they agree to will look more like this:
1) Amnesty granted for countless high crimes committed while posting here on ESMB REDUX and the original ESMB.
2) 50% discount on OT IX & X.

 

[Type4_PTS]

I've got a prediction for 2027 as well. I'll add it to the predictions thread. I believe this new YouTube channel will start, and this will look like a screenshot from the first episode: