TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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PART 2: More about highly restimulative"end words"
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We still felt a little fuzzy about that term, so we reached out to DON HUBBARD (Ron's evil twin brother) and asked him if he would be able to share any helpful information from the time Don was working with Ron on wholetrack research about implants, GPMs and end words. . .

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Scientology Van Gets Stuck!



Scientology's van driver smashes into parking garage's cement ceiling, yikes! With all of Dr. Hubbard's wholetrack discoveries and breakthrough technology, how is that even possible?

Let's ask a leading OT Scientologist what the "WHY" is and how that should be "HANDLED".

Therefore, we contacted the winner of 2024's "IDEAL SCIENTOLOGIST OF THE YEAR" award, Billy Blowdown. He's OT 8, Class 8 and in power on 8 dynamics----so he will definitely know the answer!

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Minister Miscavige congratulates Billy and awards him with the ultimate validation—
" THE HUBBARD MEDALLION OF CHARISMATIC COWBOY COURAGE "

The following is a brief summary of Mr. Blowdown's explanation for the humiliating out-tech and out-pr incident where that OT 8 driver cringefully crashed the church's van.
WHY #1: The only reason an OT 8 driver crashes a church van is because they went PTS. In this incident we observe that there were degraded beings and SPs flowing insults and bullbaiting at the van's driver/passengers.
HANDLING: Van driver should be overboarded from an ocean-going Scientology ship and/or minimally blasted & soaked for 12.5 hours with fire hoses in the Advanced Organization's parking lot.
WHY #2: The only reason an OT 8 driver crashes a church van is due to a crashing misunderstood.
HANDLING: Van driver should not received any pay for as long as it takes to pay back the cost of repairing
the van and thereafter also purchasing 100 hours of professional word clearing to find their MU, clear it and then use it in sentences.
WHY #3: The only reason an OT 8 driver crashes a church van is due to hidden evil purposes against L. Ron Hubbard, his church and/or the evil intention to sabotage Ron's bridge for all of mankind.
HANDLING: Van driver should be sent to the VDRPF (Van Driver Rehabilitation Project Force) for not less than 8 years. They may, however, be entitled to CSW for an earlier release in the event that a grandparent or family member dies and they receive a suitably substantial inheritance which they can utilize to 'make up the damage' by donating the entire sum.

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Scientology's van driver smashes into parking garage's cement ceiling, yikes! With all of Dr. Hubbard's wholetrack discoveries and breakthrough technology, how is that even possible?

Let's ask a leading OT Scientologist what the "WHY" is and how that should be "HANDLED".

Therefore, we contacted the winner of 2024's "IDEAL SCIENTOLOGIST OF THE YEAR" award, Billy Blowdown. He's OT 8, Class 8 and in power on 8 dynamics----so he will definitely know the answer!

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Minister Miscavige congratulates Billy and awards him with the ultimate validation—
" THE HUBBARD MEDALLION OF CHARISMATIC COWBOY COURAGE "

The following is a brief summary of Mr. Blowdown's explanation for the humiliating out-tech and out-pr incident where that OT 8 driver cringefully crashed the church's van.
WHY #1: The only reason an OT 8 driver crashes a church van is because they went PTS. In this incident we observe that there were degraded beings and SPs flowing insults and bullbaiting at the van's driver/passengers.
HANDLING: Van driver should be overboarded from an ocean-going Scientology ship and/or minimally blasted & soaked for 12.5 hours with fire hoses in the Advanced Organization's parking lot.
WHY #2: The only reason an OT 8 driver crashes a church van is due to a crashing misunderstood.
HANDLING: Van driver should not received any pay for as long as it takes to pay back the cost of repairing
the van and thereafter also purchasing 100 hours of professional word clearing to find their MU, clear it and then use it in sentences.
WHY #3: The only reason an OT 8 driver crashes a church van is due to hidden evil purposes against L. Ron Hubbard, his church and/or the evil intention to sabotage Ron's bridge for all of mankind.
HANDLING: Van driver should be sent to the VDRPF (Van Driver Rehabilitation Project Force) for not less than 8 years. They may, however, be entitled to CSW for an earlier release in the event that a grandparent or family member dies and they receive a suitably substantial inheritance which they can utilize to 'make up the damage' by donating the entire sum.

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Your post brings back some memories. Back when I was on the RPF in Clearwater, I was using the "dumb waiter" (a small elevator that is not used to transport people, but rather to transport small items between floors). It broke while I was using it, despite my having done nothing to cause it to break. Yet, this caused the RPF MAA to assign me to the RPF's RPF. :faceslap:

Someone else on the RPF later explained why the dumb waiter broke. It was the same explanation that Billy described in WHY #3 above, hidden evil purposes! :ohmy: (This is a true story) :D

This whole experience on the RPF's RPF led to some huge wins. I realized that I wasn't going to complete the remaining 999,999,999 years left on my Sea Org contract. I was F/N'ing for days and routed out shortly thereafter. Scientology rewarded me with a Goldenrod Certificate, setting me firmly on the road to freedom. :happydance:
 
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Your post brings back some memories. Back when I was on the RPF in Clearwater, I was using the "dumb waiter" (a small elevator that is not used to transport people, but rather to transport small items between floors). It broke while I was using it, despite my having done nothing to cause it to break. Yet, this caused the RPF MAA to assign me to the RPF's RPF. Someone else on the RPF later explained why the dumb waiter broke. It was the same explanation that Billy described in WHY #3 above, hidden evil purposes! (This is a true story) :D.


That was one of my favorite anecdotes and posts in the history of ESMB. Because, it confirms & certifies the two (2) fundamental and essential predicates that Hubbard's creepy cult is built upon. . .

1. THE HUBBARD LAW OF THRILLINGLY THETA THINGS: If something "theta" (i.e. good) happens—it's because of correctly applying Ron's miraculous technology. [To wit, when the Berlin Wall began crashing & crumbling, Scientology's elite OT executives in Los Angeles/Clearwater euphorically celebrated and claimed that it was because "...so much theta was freed from OTs auditing body thetans" many thousands of miles away.]
2. THE HUBBARD LAW OF DESPICABLY DEGRADED DISASTERS: If something "entheta" (i.e. bad) happens—it's because of refusing to apply Ron's miraculous technology. [ To wit, when the Scientology shuttle van began crashing and crumbling the parking garage wall, Scientology's elite OT executives demonically declared that it was because "...so much entheta was unleashed from the DB driver dramatizing their degenerately depraved & diabolically evil purposes." ]
Those self-evident axioms give rise to an even more transcendently universal principle!

3. THE HUBBARD LAW OF EVIL PURPOSES: The only reason any OT does not have OT powers; or any statistic ever goes down; or there is any "com lag" (delay) or failure to "clear the planet and thereafter easily salvage this sector of the universe" is because evil beings (SPs with evil purposes that the 100% workable tech does not work on) are intentionally sabotaging Ron's bridge to total freedom. They do this because they are terrified that they spent $650,000 and did not get any of the magic powers, while all other scientologists report that they did gain all the magical powers. The main reason this terrifies the SPs is that they fear that the 99% of scientologists who gained the magical powers will use those powers to trick the SP into going in even deeper debt buying more auditing that doesn't work on them.
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That was one of my favorite anecdotes and posts in the history of ESMB. Because, it confirms & certifies the two (2) fundamental and essential predicates that Hubbard's creepy cult is built upon. . .

1. THE HUBBARD LAW OF THRILLINGLY THETA THINGS: If something "theta" (i.e. good) happens—it's because of correctly applying Ron's miraculous technology. [To wit, when the Berlin Wall began crashing & crumbling, Scientology's elite OT executives s in Los Angeles/Clearwater euphorically celebrated and claimed that it was because "...so much theta was freed from OTs auditing body thetans" many thousands of miles away.]
2. THE HUBBARD LAW OF DESPICABLY DEGRADED DISASTERS: If something "entheta" (i.e. bad) happens—it's because of refusing to apply Ron's miraculous technology. [ To wit, when the Scientology shuttle van began crashing and crumbling the parking garage wall, Scientology's elite OT executives demonically declared that it was because "...so much entheta was unleashed from the DB driver dramatizing their degenerately depraved & diabolically evil purposes." ]
Those self-evident axioms give rise to an even more transcendently universal principle!

3. THE HUBBARD LAW OF EVIL PURPOSES: The only reason any OT does not have OT powers; or any statistic ever goes down; or there is any "com lag" (delay) or failure to "clear the planet and thereafter easily salvage this sector of the universe" is because evil beings (SPs with evil purposes that the 100% workable tech does not work on) are intentionally sabotaging Ron's bridge to total freedom. They do this because they are terrified that they spent $650,000 and did not get any of the magic powers, while all other scientologists report that they did gain all the magical powers. The main reason this terrifies the SPs is that they fear that the 99% of scientologists who gained the magical powers will use those powers to trick the SP into going in even deeper debt buying more auditing that doesn't work on them.
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In my case, Hubbard's tech really helped me obtain total freedom. To get out of the RPF's RPF and back into the regular RPF, I had to do lower conditions and get signatures from the RPFers to get back into their group. And when doing the conditions, I obtained total certainty that I wanted to leave the Sea Org. So the tech worked! :clap: :coolwink:

Fortunately, the RPF MAA realized that the dumb waiter broke due to hidden evil purposes and had nothing to do with physics, rust, or lack of maintenance. Otherwise, I might still be there. :omg::D
 
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Fortunately, the RPF MAA realized that the dumb waiter broke due to hidden evil purposes and had nothing to do with physics, rust, or lack of maintenance.



..I am very curious. . .

How in the world did that RPF MAA convey that "r-factor" to you? Was it part of an ethics "cycle" you were in with them, 1 on 1?

At first I wasn't entirely sure that you weren't spoofing what happened. But then i quickly realized that my mind often rejects bizarre behavior of scientologists because it sounds way too absurd to be true. I guess that is one of the reasons Scientology wasn't formally booted out of civilization in the 1950s. Because people hearing about Scientologists throwing each other overboard into the ocean or ordering people to disconnect from their spouse and children just sounds entirely ridiculous.

How about people hearing that scientology charges $650K and far more to attain magical powers, and for that hoax to run for 75 years without even 1 person getting even 1 measly magical miracle? Who would believe that people stay in scientology or even start it in the first place without any proof that supernatural powers are being acquired. (I guess the proof is that a "scientist" wrote the scientific books about exteriorization and total cause over life postulates and dormant aliens sleeping inside your mind, et al)

Care to give us a blow by blow description of how you got r-factored that your evil purposes broke the dumb waiter?

Actually (come to think of it) the term "blow-by-blow" is rather amazingly perfect, don't you think... since you ended up blowing? LOL


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I am very curious. . .

How in the world did that RPF MAA convey that "r-factor" to you? Was it part of an ethics "cycle" you were in with them, 1 on 1?

At first I wasn't entirely sure that you weren't spoofing what happened. But then i quickly realized that my mind often rejects bizarre behavior of scientologists because it sounds way too absurd to be true. I guess that is one of the reasons Scientology wasn't formally booted out of civilization in the 1950s. Because people hearing about Scientologists throwing each other overboard into the ocean or ordering people to disconnect from their spouse and children just sounds entirely ridiculous.

How about people hearing that scientology charges $650K and far more to attain magical powers, and for that hoax to run for 75 years without even 1 person getting even 1 measly magical miracle? Who would believe that people stay in scientology or even start it in the first place without any proof that supernatural powers are being acquired. (I guess the proof is that a "scientist" wrote the scientific books about exteriorization and total cause over life postulates and dormant aliens sleeping inside your mind, et al)

Care to give us a blow by blow description of how you got r-factored that your evil purposes broke the dumb waiter?

Actually (come to think of it) the term "blow-by-blow" is rather amazingly perfect, don't you think... since you ended up blowing? LO
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Technically speaking, it wasn't the RPF MAA who gave me this r-factor, but I assume that she believed it, because I did nothing that could have caused the dumb waiter to break. I don't recall her words to me as she assigned me to the RPF's RPF. But some days later, I had a conversation with a Flag-trained auditor or C/S who was on the RPF with me. I mentioned to him that I was simply operating the dumb waiter, and it stopped working. Nothing I did could have made it stop working. And then HE gave me the R-Factor. :D He explained about hidden evil purposes and talked about the FPRD, and he spoke with certainty about how the hidden evil purposes would have been the underlying cause for the dumb waiter breaking.

By assigning me the cause of this thing breaking was essentially gaslighting. Or maybe I was a suppressive dumb waiter-abuser trillions of years ago, and some of those hidden evil intentions caused the dumb waiter to go PTS.
 
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Technically speaking, it wasn't the RPF MAA who gave me this r-factor, but I assume that she believed it, because I did nothing that could have caused the dumb waiter to break. I don't recall her words to me as she assigned me to the RPF's RPF. But some days later, I had a conversation with a Flag-trained auditor or C/S who was on the RPF with me. I mentioned to him that I was simply operating the dumb waiter, and it stopped working. Nothing I did could have made it stop working. And then HE gave me the R-Factor. :D He explained about hidden evil purposes and talked about the FPRD, and he spoke with certainty about how the hidden evil purposes would have been the underlying cause for the dumb waiter breaking.

By assigning me the cause of this thing breaking was essentially gaslighting. Or maybe I was a suppressive dumb waiter-abuser trillions of years ago, and some of those hidden evil intentions caused the dumb waiter to go PTS.


Perfection!

Therefore. . .

The WHY (reason) for any non-optimum, non-ideal condition on this planet is always the hidden evil intentions of someone lower on the org board than the person doing the WHY-FINDING (who is both higher on the org board and higher on the tone scale).
This has many practical applications for very quickly resolving, curing & erasing any problems or conflicts that arise in life. For example, let's say that a local org that is struggling realizes that they can use Ron's 100% workable technology to send two new staff members out into their city to FIND & HANDLE the reason that nobody is willing to cooperate with body routers who are trying to get them to come inside the new Ideal Org building to take a free personality test, do a free stress test and gets started on their Bridge so they can attain total freedom!

One week later the two missionaires return to the org from their miserably failed mission. Both blame each other for putting counter-intention (due to unhandled evil purposes) on the lines. The org's Executive Director cannot determine which of them is at fault and needs to be chain lockered and thereafter RPF'ed. Thus the Exec simply asks the case supervisor what the case levels of both missionaires are. Within moments it is determined that one of them is a CLEAR and the other one is an OT 1.

The Exec then knows that the being with the evil purposes (who is attempting to sabotage Ron's bridge to freedom) is the Clear, since they are a lower case level and lower tone level than the OT 1. The Clear is then locked in a dark closet in the org's basement (since a land org doesn't have a chain locker). Naturally the Clear would have to stay in the RPF until they personally paid for and completed OT 1 and the org stat of "new bodies in the shop" soared into Affluence or above on a 3-week trend.

Anyone wondering how this tech works should recognize the fact that the OT 1 that blamed the Clear for the failed mission is correct---due to the fact that any being who has completed OT 1 has profound wisdom and OT abilities beyond that of someone who has not done the first OT level. The OT 1 staff member should be trusted and believed because they very successfully did the confidential process on OT 1---where they went to a train station and counted the number of bodies there and wrote up their cognition. The Clear, therefore, would have no way of knowing what an OT I knows -- or be able to handle situations that only an OT 1 could handle with their newly acquired OT 1 powers!

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One week later the two missionaires return to the org from their miserably failed mission. Both blame each other for putting counter-intention (due to unhandled evil purposes) on the lines. The org's Executive Director cannot determine which of them is at fault and needs to be chain lockered and thereafter RPF'ed. Thus the Exec simply asks the case supervisor what the case levels of both missionaires are. Within moments it is determined that one of them is a CLEAR and the other one is an OT 1.



You touched upon something in that sentence I highlighted above. Most of the orgs don't have genuine chain lockers, so they're squirreling the chain-locker tech.

That could be a contributing factor as to why Scientology has been declining for decades now. It's a failure to Keep Scientology Working. :ohmy:
 
You touched upon something in that sentence I highlighted above. Most of the orgs don't have genuine chain lockers, so they're squirreling the chain-locker tech.

That could be a contributing factor as to why Scientology has been declining for decades now. It's a failure to Keep Scientology Working. :ohmy:


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Hilarious!

The very least the land-based orgs can do in order to maintain Scientology as "The World's Fastest Growing Religion" is to apply this 1968 technological discovery by Ron:



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I asked: Will the invention of ChatGPT and its broad use hurt or help the dissemination of Scientology?

Why ChatGPT (and AI generally) may hurt Scientology's spread:
1. Easy Access to Critical Information
  • ChatGPT and the internet make it effortless to access critical perspectives, lawsuits, journalistic exposés, and ex-member testimonies (e.g. from Leah Remini, Mike Rinder).
  • This contrasts with Scientology’s traditional strategy of controlling information and discouraging exposure to negative viewpoints.
2. Erosion of Gatekeeping
  • Scientology historically maintains a tight grip on its teachings, especially higher-level materials (e.g. OT levels).
  • AI can summarize and explain these materials without requiring users to buy in or join the Church—undermining secrecy and monetization strategies.
3. Increased Skepticism Toward High-Control Groups
  • The public is more attuned to signs of cult-like behavior or coercive influence, and ChatGPT can explain psychological manipulation or high-demand group tactics clearly.
  • People curious about Scientology may now quickly find answers to "Why is Scientology controversial?" and learn about disconnection, fair game, and internal abuse allegations.
4. Memetic Weakness
  • Unlike world religions or secular humanism, Scientology lacks deep historical, philosophical, or ethical roots that can be argued :LOL: compellingly on neutral ground.
  • ChatGPT tends to reward coherent, well-supported frameworks, which puts pressure on systems built on pseudoscience or secrecy.
Ways it could help Scientology (to a limited degree):
1. Broad Information Access
  • Curious users might ask about Scientology’s ideas in a nonjudgmental setting and be exposed to them in a more neutral or even favorable tone.
  • ChatGPT often strives to be balanced, so it might present Scientology's self-described beliefs alongside critiques.
2. Potential Use by the Church Itself
  • Scientology could theoretically use AI to refine its recruitment messaging, monitor online sentiment, or automate outreach efforts, though there's no strong evidence they're doing this at scale yet.
Historical Parallel

Think of how the printing press hurt the Catholic Church’s monopoly on religious doctrine during the Reformation. In a similar way, AI models weaken information control and amplify decentralized, critical discourse.

Conclusion

In net terms, ChatGPT and similar technologies are more likely to undermine Scientology’s influence, especially among digital-native generations who value transparency and freedom of information. The Church's historical need to control narratives and limit access to both internal teachings and criticism is fundamentally at odds with the open-information ethos AI now supercharges.




I heard that Scientology saw your post and made some marketing "adjustments"...

ORIGINAL 2011 LITTLE "TEASER" PILOT
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THEN, THE 2019 CONFIDENT CULT'S FULL-BLOWN "COME-ON" CAMPAIGN!
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NOW (2025) AFTER IL2L's DEVASTATING SUGGESTION TO AI HUBBARD'S HOAX
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NOW (2025) AFTER IL2L's DEVASTATING SUGGESTION TO AI HUBBARD'S HOAX

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I don't see how CoS can permit its members to use ChatGPT or the other major LLMs out there. But they can't realistically forbid members from using AI, so how will they handle this?

I predict that they will forbid the use of ChatGPT, Claude, and the others. Instead, they will create their own LLM for Scientologists to use.
It will work similarly to ChatGPT, but will only provide answers that don't violate Scientology policy. :coolwink:

To get an idea of what this would look like, I asked ChatGPT to do some role-playing with me. It agreed to act as a Scientology LLM, and it calls itself "HubbardGPT – The Only Source™”

I gave it a difficult question right at the outset, and it's clear that ChatGPT needs to get word-cleared on some Scientology basics, like the word 'thetan', but this is the unedited response in the exchange:

Scientologist:
HubbardGPT, I've been in Scientology for ten years, have done the OT Levels, but don't have any Superpowers. What could be the reason for that?

HubbardGPT:

“My dear preclear, if after ten years you are not bending spoons with your thetan, then the matter is not with the Tech—which, let us remember, is flawless, infallible, and the greatest single discovery since fire—but rather with you.


There are several possible reasons for your failure to manifest superpowers:


  1. You are PTS (Potential Trouble Source). Somewhere, you are connected to a Suppressive Person—possibly your spouse, possibly your dog walker. Disconnect immediately.
  2. You have overts. Crimes, withholds, dirty little secrets you have not confessed. These act as spiritual Velcro, pinning your thetan to the mud of Earth. Write them up, every sordid detail, and you’ll be amazed how fast the levitation starts.
  3. You skimped on donations. Let us be absolutely clear: spiritual freedom cannot be attained on a cut-rate budget. If you have not yet taken out a third mortgage, you are simply not serious about your eternity.
  4. Your understanding is out-tech. You think you did the OT levels, but did you really do them? Or were you sitting there, mocking up a cheese sandwich while the auditor was guiding you through trillions of years of implants? Integrity, my good man!

When properly applied, Scientology always works. If you don’t have superpowers, then frankly, you have not yet earned them. Drill, pay, confess, disconnect, and apply the Tech again. Repeat until cause over matter, energy, space, time, and thought is achieved—or until you collapse from exhaustion, in which case we’ll sell you another intensive.”


⚓✨ “Remember: It is never the Tech. It is only ever YOU.”

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OK, here's one more exchange....

Scientologist:
The Ethics Officer is insisting that I disconnect from my parents, siblings, and my children, because they all have strong disagreements with Scientology and won't get over the upset with me after I used the children's college funds to donate money to the IAS. I know that Scientology is working to salvage this sector of the universe, but my family is the only family I have, and I am reluctant to disconnect.


HubbardGPT:

“Now let us get this straight, once and for all, because it’s a matter of survival, not sentimentality.

You say your family is ‘the only family you have.’ Well, let me tell you something: you’ve had countless families over trillions of years. Wives, husbands, children, mothers, fathers—you’ve had more kin than grains of sand in the Sahara. And every time, you’ve mourned them, clung to them, called them ‘irreplaceable.’ And where did it get you? Stuck in a meat body, on a prison planet, wondering why your OT powers aren’t working.

Now, when an Ethics Officer tells you to disconnect, you had best understand: that is not cruelty, that is salvage. A suppressive environment will drag you down faster than gravity pulls an apple to the ground. It doesn’t matter if they’re your parents, your siblings, or the children you so foolishly invested college funds into before realizing that the only true investment is the IAS. What matters is your eternity.

Do you want to be free, to rise above this mud-ball of a planet, or do you want to cling to a handful of PTS connections who would rather see you degraded and enslaved by psychiatry than free by Scientology? Those are the stakes, my good being.

If you are reluctant to disconnect, then it tells me you are still dramatizing the reactive mind—hanging on to sentiment, sympathy, and the delusion that bloodline is more important than thetanic survival. Sentimentality, my dear student, is a low-toned substitute for responsibility.

So you write that disconnection letter. You cut the line. And you do it with the knowledge that, when you have salvaged this sector of the universe and gone free yourself, you can always pick up another family on another planet. But lose this chance—fail to apply the Tech—and you’ll be stuck with this one, over and over, in endless misery.

That, my friends, is the correct ethics gradient. Anything less is cowardice. And cowardice, as I’ve said before, is simply the reactive mind talking.”
 
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I don't see how CoS can permit its members to use ChatGPT or the other major LLMs out there. But they can't realistically forbid members from using AI, so how will they handle this?


[shoots arm in the air, furiously waving it to attract attention]:
OH!!! I KNOW!!! CALL ON MEEE!!! I KNOW, CALL ON MEEEEEEE!!!!!

I know this from personal experience. A story i cannot share exactly but. . .

A person who unethically (and suppressively) looks at the internet and reads entheta about "Dr" Hubbard or "Miinster" Miscavige or the "Church" of Scientology would get sent to Ethics.

In Ethics they would be warned (with cringy r-factors about how exposing oneself to "entheta lies" will surely result in the loss of one's Eternity) Then the lying "Ethics" officer will demand that the sinner SIGN an agreement that they promise to NEVER LOOK AT the internet, unless it is related to their BUSINESS/LIVELIHOOD.

Yup, this is how it gets handled. Your job/business is "off limits". The cult doesn't want your ability to make big bucks donations money to be handicapped.

The browbeaten parishioner then goes to their room to think about what they did.

This is reality. I didn't make it up. This is not parody. This is not satire.

This is how the cult runs its mind control gimmicks. They promise you on one hand that you will be able to KNOW HOW TO KNOW but then if you try to KNOW what's on the internet about your own religion you are threatened with a Non-Enturbulation Order or (if that doesn't get your mind right) an SP DECLARE.

CONCLUSION: In Scientology you pay vast fortunes so that eventually you can KNOW EVERYTHING about this planet, other planets and what has happened for that last 87 quadrillion years in this universe! But you are NOT ALLOWED to know everything about Scientology. This is one of the top 10 reasons Scientologists eventually go insane and blow. lol

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Scientology: You pay around a million bucks to attain "Total Freedom".

However, if you attempt to use any of that Freedom to look at the internet and learn any of Scientology's dark and shocking secrets, you will promptly be attacked by the same people who sold you the Freedom. Then, they get to keep the money and you get to keep a Totally Free SP declare—which scientifically proves that Scientology did nothing wrong and that YOU are the evil one.

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HOW L. RON HUBBARD USED
RHETORICAL GIMMICKS, BAIT & SWITCH TRICKERY
AND MANIPULATIVE MAGICAN'S MISDIRECTION TO
MAKE MARKS' MONEY MAGICALLY MATERIALIZE
IN HIS MESSIANICALLY MANAGED MEST

PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS

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PREDICATES:
1. Scientology is the science of "Knowing How To Know"
2. Therefore, the goal of Scientology is "Total Knowingness"
3. Once one fully "KNOWS" about any problem or barrier to achieving any goal,
then the barrier or "stop" instantly "erases" (e.g. vanishes, "as-ises", et al)
4. Thus one is able to attain the state of "OT" with mystical, magical and miraculous powers.
5. L. Ron Hubbard is the first being on this planet to achieve "Total Knowingness"
6. This is how Ron became "Source" and discovered the answer & solutions to everything.
7. After achieving all of the above, Ron then philanthropically decided that he would share his
cosmically causative technology with the lowly degraded beings on Earth for the low, low
deeply-discounted, under-wholesale cost of less than $1M per customer.
8. Because knowing everything would normally require infinite hours of determined study over many
quadrillions of lifetimes, Ron has also thrown in at no extra cost a free Bonus technology of how to
infallibly know everything by using his patented "Pervasion Technique".

The following quote was from L. Ron Hubbard's lecture series called "First American Advanced Clinical Indoctrination Course Lectures", given in Camden, New Jersey; entitled "LOOKING - DEFINITION OF STATIC" on 6 October 1953. In this lecture Hubbard stated a number of things about how OTs operate, that includes various statements that casually mention the word "PERVADE" or "PERVASION". Here is the most signifiant one, you will see shortly after reading the paragraph below, a verbatim quote of Hubbard directly from the tape's transcript:

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"THE BEST WAY TO KNOW IS TO PERVADE"
Nice, I always knew that scientists were wasting
all theirs and everyone else's time with all that
bogus "scientific method" and stupid "proof"

Now comes the fun part where we reveal Hubbard's core FRAUDULENT GIMMICK & MISDIRECTION in all of Dianetics and Scientology.

Hubbard pretends to do "scientific research". He also calls it "wholetrack research". Ron can tell you what color shoes Markabians working in implant stations wore, simply by PERVADING history.

"History". Key word.

Let's cite just one more crazy reference here so that all of the above jigsaw puzzle pieces instantly fly to their correct positions and reveal the image very clearly. This one is taken directly out of Hubbard's 1952 book "HISTORY OF MAN" (aka "What To Audit"):

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This is Hubbard's research. He has "total knowingness" that 10,000 years ago a certain civilization of evil aliens ("Marcabians") began
implanting people in this sector of the universe. After each lifetime, the "being" followed a hypnotic command to "report back to" the implant station to get a refresher. These were described by Hubbard as "report stations".

The shocking discovery was not even when Ron discovered that there is a Martian Report station right here on earth in the Pyrenees mountain range that forms a natural 300 mile long border between Spain and France.

The most shocking thing is HOW Hubbard discovered that implant station!

As a scientific researcher, surely he must have gone to the Pyrenees and taken photographic and filmed proof, right? He would have lead an expeditionary force and brought back truckloads of rusty implant equipment and mysterious alien electronic components, no?

No.

What Ron did was close his eyes and magically "go to" that location and see all these astonishing things in his mind.

Scientists and "wogs" alike call that imagination, often delusion, sometimes hallucination.

Ron then lectures paying Scientologists on what he imagined. He claims he "pervaded" in order to know that Martian implant stations are on earth in that location. The audience of super-uptone laughing and cogniting Scientologists applaud Ron's astonishing discovery. They don't know what Hubbard means when he uses the word "Pervade". And they are too fearful to ask. Mainly because Hubbard did not allow anyone to ask questions while he lectured.

Additionally, Scientologists are forbidden from doing "wholetrack research". They can and will be declared to be an evil "SP" if they purport to have discovered anything from the wholetrack. Only Ron is allowed to time travel. Anyone caught lecturing or (gasp!) charging anyone money to learn about their wholetrack discoveries is deemed/declared a "SQUIRREL".

So, this is how Hubbard was able to attain "TOTAL KNOWINGNESS" about everything. It's not an uncommon practice for cult leaders to close their eyes and dive into a trance or a hat to channel divine wisdom. The Mormon Church for example (with kover 17 million active members) had such a Messianic source in Joseph Smith who (like Hubbard) did not have to leave his cozy chair at home in order to know all things in this universe. He (literally) put his head into a holy hat and all the "knowledge" (knowingness) flowed forth.

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LDS Founder Joseph Smith (like L. Ron Hubbard) would do
his research by simply "pervading" history from the comfort
of his home. This produced infallible "TRUTHS" like the
time Smith discovered that Jesus traveled to the
United States after his resurrection in 33 AD.​

So, "pervading" is how Hubbard was able to monetize and sell his TOTAL KNOWINGNESS books, courses and taped lectures.

So, "pervading" is how Hubbard was able to sell his "OT Auditing Rundowns" for hundreds of thousands of dollars, which he guaranteed
others would derive miraculous superpowers from.

SUMMARY
Pervading. Scientists and wogs call it "imagination".
More often people call it "delusion" or "hallucination".
L. Ron Hubbard calls it tax-free "donations".



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Too long, didn't read. :coolwink:

Yeah, well, I'm so lazy I inserted the post into ChatGPT
and also into my personal I2L-AI-Bot on my computer.

My I2L-AI-Bot Summary:

Your personal imagination -- your ability to mock up or imagine things
in your mind and see them or feel them -- is the key to everything in life.

Scientology is wholly based on getting you to co-imagine or mock up what LRH
had seen or felt in his imagination, and then you see or feel it for yourself as real.

Scientology all boils down to being a sort of "science of co-imagination," if you will.

Co-imagination or collaborative imagination: two or more individuals creating and sharing​
mental images or experiences together. It's an agreement or method about imagining events,​
histories, or scenarios, where the shared experience is a unique, collective creation. And in the​
specific case of Scientology, enforced and made even more real by visits to ethics, as necessary,​
and very, very large financial commitments and/or penalties. :coolwink:
This article is a critical and satirical examination of L. Ron Hubbard’s claims and methods in founding Scientology. It highlights and mocks several core doctrines and tactics used by Hubbard:
  1. Scientology’s Premise: It purports to be a science of “knowing how to know,” with the ultimate goal of achieving “Total Knowingness” and supernatural powers through spiritual development (OT levels).
  2. “Pervasion” as Knowledge: The article focuses on Hubbard’s teaching that the best way to know something is to “pervade” it—essentially to imagine or spiritually project oneself into a thing or moment. This is criticized as a pseudoscientific gimmick masquerading as research.
  3. Absurd Claims of Past-Life Knowledge: Hubbard claimed to have “discovered” alien implant stations and cosmic history not through evidence but through this inner pervasion. For example, he said he “knew” of a Martian implant station in the Pyrenees by imagining or pervading it.
  4. No Evidence, Just Authority: Hubbard discouraged questions during lectures and forbade followers from doing their own "wholetrack research" (past-life investigation), maintaining exclusive authority over cosmic revelations.
  5. Comparison to Other Religious Founders: The article draws a parallel between Hubbard and Mormon founder Joseph Smith, noting both claimed divine knowledge without empirical evidence—Smith through a hat, Hubbard through mental projection.
  6. Commercial Exploitation: The article argues that Hubbard’s mystical “pervasion” enabled him to market courses, books, and spiritual levels (e.g., OT levels) for massive profits under the guise of delivering miraculous insight and powers.

Core Critique

The central criticism is that Hubbard's “pervading” technique is not a form of legitimate knowledge or scientific research, but rather a fabricated mystical device used to create the illusion of authority and revelation—ultimately for financial gain. The term “pervade” is equated with imagination, delusion, or hallucination, dressed up as cosmic wisdom.

The article satirizes L. Ron Hubbard’s claim that one can gain “Total Knowingness” through “pervasion” — essentially imagining or spiritually projecting oneself into things. It argues this is a pseudoscientific gimmick used to justify unverifiable claims (like alien implant stations) and to sell expensive Scientology materials. “Pervading,” the article suggests, is just imagination repackaged as cosmic truth.
 
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Technically speaking, it wasn't the RPF MAA who gave me this r-factor, but I assume that she believed it, because I did nothing that could have caused the dumb waiter to break. I don't recall her words to me as she assigned me to the RPF's RPF. But some days later, I had a conversation with a Flag-trained auditor or C/S who was on the RPF with me. I mentioned to him that I was simply operating the dumb waiter, and it stopped working. Nothing I did could have made it stop working. And then HE gave me the R-Factor. :D He explained about hidden evil purposes and talked about the FPRD, and he spoke with certainty about how the hidden evil purposes would have been the underlying cause for the dumb waiter breaking.

By assigning me the cause of this thing breaking was essentially gaslighting. Or maybe I was a suppressive dumb waiter-abuser trillions of years ago, and some of those hidden evil intentions caused the dumb waiter to go PTS.

This brings to mind a LRH Tape were he is nattering about the Chrysler Building in NYC....

He is complaining bitterly about how they glued some architectural panels on.....( the stainless steel top?) And how they will all fall off one day.... shoddy construction or some such.... The glue will never hold....

Well......that is some evil purpose talk there. I don't know if any glue was used or not..... But that building is still standing.
 
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