TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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Sunday 12/22/24
Scientology Sunday Sermon

TODAY WE OPEN AND READ A HOLY PASSAGE
FROM THE BOUNTEOUSLY BOMBASTIC BIBLE OF
SELECTED SACRED SCRIPTURE FROM SAINT HUBBARD

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An extraordinary quote, all would agree!

Normally, in order to locate such reverentially religious rhymes one would have to turn to the collected works of Reverend Al Sharpton or Johnny Cochran.

But what does it mean? As all things within the science of scientology, it has multi-meanings in order to successfully recruit cynical non-scientologists who disagree with anything has Hubbard ever written or said.

MEANING #1: That quote is a close corollary to another cosmic "discovery" Dr. Hubbard made. "What you resist you become!" In short, by forcefully rejecting anything—you give it power and endow it with dominion over you. And thereby, you become the thing you abhor. [example: Hubbard writing the definitive book on survival, "Science of Survival". And then later, trying to kill himself.]​

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MEANING #2: Alternatively, it means that when you encounter a Suppressive Person ("SP") that is ruining your life, you simply need to disconnect from them. Once one studies Hubbard's oeuvre of scientific discoveries one quickly realizes that Hitler was an SP; therefore quite logically, anyone who disagrees with Hubbard is also an SP. And to experience full and immediate relief, one only has to "shun" them. [example: Wait, didn't Hubbard say that the SP you shun has won?! Okay, just ignore this example.]​

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MEANING #3: When a Scientologist "disaffects" and leaves ("blows") Scientology, Hubbard's innumerable policies mandate that they must be immediately and fanatically shunned. Nobody is allowed to talk to them or even write to them, unless it is the formalized & solitary "letter of disconnection". This is how Dr. Hubbard was able to create a religious science that could truthfully boast "Scientology is the only game in the universe where everyone wins!" ​

[example: Had it not been for Hubbard's discovery that SPs will destroy Scientology unless they are disconnected/shunned, his life-saving technology would have never survived! Especially, considering that approximately 97.5% of all beings who try Scientology end up blowing. That's like an army of total losers, right?! But, um...this is where it gets very technical, I guess--because the shunned SP losers are not exactly the losers, they "...will have won"??? Is this why the Church of Scientology's membership of 20 million has dwindled down to around 15,000? Wait a moment. Let's just pause on this one. I'm going to go buy some clay and demo it out so I can come back and explain it better.]​

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ANY SCIENTOLOGIST POSTED
OR LINKED A SILLY SONG SPOOF ON THE INTERNET
OR SHARED IT WITH ANOTHER SCIENTOLOGIST?
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Unless they were a famous moviestar or the family member of a whale donor:

- -They would be fired from their job & career in a Scientology company. ​

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- - Their spouse & children would disconnect and leave them and refuse ​

to speak or communicate to them in any way other than via divorce lawyers.​

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- - Their lifelong friends would "un-friend" them on-line and in-life. ​

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- - If they dared to speak publicly about the disconnection and commit​

the "High Crime" of becoming a whistleblower or truthful trial witness--​

they would be terrorized & destroyed by Hubbard's "Fair Game" policies. ​

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All that, just for a simple song, to enjoy a little laugh.

Thus, one should never, never, never engage in such "Suppressive Acts" that are malevolently intended to sabotage Ron's "100% workable technology" and "only hope" to attain "total freedom" and thus "safeguard their eternity!"

LAST WARNING!

EVEN READING A SONG PARODY IS GOING TO RUIN YOUR ETERNITY FOR LIKE.....ETERNITY!
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HUBBARD'S LAMENT TO THE 97% OF CERTIFIED "OTs"​

WHO NEVER ATTAINED THE STATE OF OT—NOR EVEN​

WENT EXTERIOR & THUS BLEW FROM HIS HOAX.​

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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la​

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la​

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la​

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la​

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I just can't get you out of your head​

Boy, your bugged case is all I think about​

I just can't get you out of your head​

Boy, its more than I dare to confess about​

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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la​

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la​

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I just can't get you out of your head​

Boy, your refund demand is all I think about​

I just can't get you out of your head​

Boy, disconnecting you is the only solution I can think about​

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Every night...(you're thinkin' of blowin')​

Every day....(you're thinkin' of blowin') ​

Just try to be there--and do nothing!​

Won't you stay? (and at least get sec checked)​

Won't you donate?​

Stay forever and ever, and ever, and ever​

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sing along!​

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PART 1

SPECTACULARLY AMAZING NEWS FROM SCIENTOLOGY!!!

NOW THEY REALLY ARE GOING TO CLEAR THE PLANET!
SERIOUSLY! FOR REAL! NO LIE! THIS AIN'T NO JOKE THIS TIME!

THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD THE CLEARING TECHNOLOGY.
ALL THEY LACKED WAS A GOOD TV COMMERCIAL.
NOW THEY'VE FINALLY SOLVED THAT PROBLEM!

THE NEW SCIENTOLOGY COMMERCIALS HAVE ARRIVED!
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Scientology Problem: It's an avaricious cult that defrauds people out of all their money and their time in order to acquire non-existent magical powers. And to do so it pathologically lies, commits vicious human rights abuses and a never ending crime wave since 1950. Because of this, people worldwide tenaciously reject & ridicule the cult.

So Why Couldn't They Solve that? I thought Hubbard guaranteed that after a little bit of auditing on the introductory level ("Grade 1") all Scientologists would gain the supernatural ability to "...recognize the source of problems and make them vanish!" What's up with that? ANSWER: Nobody really knows the answer. We are probably safe to assume that when Dr. Hubbard discovered the Grade 1 "technology" perhaps his e-meter was not fully charged that day.

With all of the Founder's "Survey Tech" shouldn't they have been able to make a good TV commercial? Let's be perfectly clear, our Founder's Survey Technology works 100% of the time. The problem was the OT VIIIs that were doing the surveys. Something was "out" on their cases. Very likely it was "out ethics" which caused them to involuntarily "dramatize their unhandled evil purposes" and sabotage Ron's "bridge to total freedom".

Are you saying that in 75 years Scientology could not find the right "button" to push in their TV ads which would make all beings on this planet reach for God-like powers and immortality? Exactly!

Wait! If people on this planet don't want miraculous powers, doesn't that mean that they are not interested in the actual product that Dr. Hubbard and Minister Miscavige are selling? Bingo! Jackpot! You got it! Scientology has been trying to sell supernatural powers--but that's clearly not what human beings want. This explains why the organization has tragically shrunk from a membership of 20 MILLION down to only 15,000 believers.

So, I am supposed to believe that an 80 second TV commercial is going to now finally clear the planet? What's the big secret?

AFTER SIGNING ALL OF THE CONFIDENTIALITY & NON-DISCLOSURE FORMS YOU MAY PROCEED TO PART 2


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PART 2

IF PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET DO NOT WANT MAGICAL POWERS,
INFINITE RICHES, MIRACLES & IMMORTALITY--WHAT DO THEY WANT?

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Answer: The answer is unbelievably cosmic! It's heavy! It's profound! That's why we have to do this thing on a gradient. Let's not forget about the vast numbers of humans who were struck down with pneumonia and perished because they learned about Xenu before they were properly prepared by church auditors & registrars.

We're not going to just feed you the "Clear The Planet Cog": Let's get you started by allowing you to watch the new groundbreaking commercial so you can avoid over-restimulation. As you watch, kindly try to see if you can spot
what the newly discovered SECRET MARKETING BUTTON is.

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AFTER WRITING DOWN YOUR ANSWER, YOU MAY ATTACH IT TO A PETITION WHICH
LISTS ALL OF YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO SCIENTOLOGY AND ASKS
FOR AN INVITATION TO THE NEXT ADVANCED LEVEL (PART 3)






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PART 3

IF PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET DO NOT WANT MAGICAL POWERS,
INFINITE RICHES, MIRACLES & IMMORTALITY--WHAT DO THEY WANT?

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It's already working! After seeing the new TV AD, hundreds of millions of wogs have immediately responded! A full 99.98% of them all had the same wildly positive and enthusiastic response (i.e. "I don't get it.")

A few respondents have asked if they can have any clues: After carefully checking and sending that query up lines, it has been determined that LRH does not have any policies stating that "clues are illegal", "out ethics" or "criminal", thus we are overjoyed to now provide you with a few clues!

WHAT IS IT THAT BEINGS ON THIS PLANET TRULY WANT?


clue #1
It sure looks like she just spotted it!

clue #2
Another girl is gazing, wondering,
puzzling--what could it be???

clue #3
She's still in the MEST universe, but you can tell she
is starting to perceive it in the THETA universe!

clue #4
More and more beings are beginning to spot it!

clue #5
Whoa! She is soooooo close!

clue #6
These clues are really working...
everybody is zeroing right in on it!

clue #7
No, no no....it's not Scientology.
We keep trying to explain that to you!
We warned you to use paperclips and used batteries!

clue #8
Holy hell! He just spotted it!!!

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IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED ETHICS CLEARANCE, YOU MAY NOW
PROCEED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF COSMIC
ILLUMINATION & "TRUTH REVEALED" (PART 4)


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PART 4 (FINAL)

SOME OF YOU WERE SOOOOO CLOSE TO GETTING IT!

REMEMBER THAT PREVIOUS CLUE?


clue #7
No, no no....it's not Scientology.
We keep trying to explain that to you!
We warned you to use paperclips and used batteries!

CONFIDENTIAL UPDATE
Scientology long ago STOPPED PROMOTING the OT miracles and superpowers.
For a very logical and sane reason: THE TECH DOES NOT WORK.
In three-quarters of a century not 1 person acquired 1 OT power.


THIS IS NOT THE THING SCIENTOLOGISTS HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR...

THIS IS....
IT'S NOT SCIENTOLOGY.
IT'S THE BUILDINGS!

If Scientology were running for political office, their
campaign slogan would be: "It's the buildings, stupid!"

Look at the LAST 20 SECONDS of that ad again.

QUESTION:
WHAT ARE THEY ALL LOOKING AT?

ANSWER:
BUILDINGS!
(buildings & architectural structures)

(it's cued-up)

WHY ARE THEY STARING AT BUILDINGS?
Because the cult doesn't have any inventory of
magical powers in their store. Never did.
So, like all con games, their default is to
do the SWITCH part of the bait-n-switch.

BUILDINGS? REALLY?
Yup, that what Scientology leaders think is
the greatest thing ever. Because that's the thing--
Ideal Buildings -- that saved their crashing cult
when when 98% of all Clears and OTs began leaving
after not getting what they paid for. Instead of going
bankrupt and closing their hoax down to a few tiny storefronts,
they banked BILLIONS & BILLIONS OF DOLLARS by bilking
credulous culties with glitzy buildings. The Scientologists were
so overwhelmingly impressed, that they forgot entirely about going
exterior, using postulates to get rich overnight, traveling to other planets,
never getting ill, curing cancer and all other diseases, saving marriages,
safeguarding their "eternity" and some other free bonus wins like
"a world without war, insanity and criminality". Instead of "going OT" and
"operating 3 feet in back of their body", Scientologists instead stood
and wildly applauded/cheered for the purchase of new buildings.
New buildings that they paid for. But that the parishioners did
not own. Diabolically clever. That's what Scientology
now sells at the upper end of the "Bridge" after their
marks reach OT VIII. They sell donation statuses
for handing over billions to the cult leader
so he can buy buildings. For himself.



DISCLAIMER: It doesn't have to make sense--because it's Scientology.




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"It's the buildings, stupid!"

To your point . . . Saint Louis Org

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To your point . . . Saint Louis Org

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LOL, yeah Scientologists would love to donate to that newest skyscraper....

It has enough square footage to accomodate 4,872 auditing rooms for that big wave of new Scientologists that
will show up when the next WHY is found why the new IDEAL BUILDING's gross income still only averages $500-$3,000
per week, exactly the same as when they only had one (1) auditing room in the old storefront they used to rent
since the 1970s.

But, when the public sees this new building they are going to be lining up for blocks!

There is a lot of research and breakthroughs Ron did behind this miraculous boom technology and you can scientifically verify it by either clay demo'ing it or just using a fully charged e-meter. I had a monumental OT win yesterday on course, when I completed a clay demo that I have been working on for the past 13 months. I'm on the "HPBMBC" ("Hubbard Professional Buildings Make Booms Course") and finally completed a clay demo showing the 4,872 auditing rooms and how that will ensure that Ron's tech will go in on each of the 10 points of KSW. That was 48,720 separate clay demos, but it was worth it because i turned on some miraculous OT abilities towards the end where i could see the clay people moving around and talking with each other. Some of those CBs (Clay Beings) have become close personal friends and i always bring them home with me after course. Some friends and family and my kids say I have completely lost my mind, but I just smile to myself with the knowingness that even though their little clay mouths don't move, I can perfectly well hear them speaking by using my OT telepathic powers!

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Link to original story: THE UNDERGROUND BUNKER
Link to: CONVERSATION THREAD on this website
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PART 4 (FINAL)

SOME OF YOU WERE SOOOOO CLOSE TO GETTING IT!

REMEMBER THAT PREVIOUS CLUE?


clue #7
No, no no....it's not Scientology.
We keep trying to explain that to you!
We warned you to use paperclips and used batteries!

CONFIDENTIAL UPDATE
Scientology long ago STOPPED PROMOTING the OT miracles and superpowers.
For a very logical and sane reason: THE TECH DOES NOT WORK.
In three-quarters of a century not 1 person acquired 1 OT power.


THIS IS NOT THE THING SCIENTOLOGISTS HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR...

THIS IS....
IT'S NOT SCIENTOLOGY.
IT'S THE BUILDINGS!

If Scientology were running for political office, their
campaign slogan would be: "It's the buildings, stupid!"

Look at the LAST 20 SECONDS of that ad again.

QUESTION:
WHAT ARE THEY ALL LOOKING AT?

ANSWER:
BUILDINGS!
(buildings & architectural structures)

(it's cued-up)

WHY ARE THEY STARING AT BUILDINGS?
Because the cult doesn't have any inventory of
magical powers in their store. Never did.
So, like all con games, their default is to
do the SWITCH part of the bait-n-switch.

BUILDINGS? REALLY?
Yup, that what Scientology leaders think is
the greatest thing ever. Because that's the thing--
Ideal Buildings -- that saved their crashing cult
when when 98% of all Clears and OTs began leaving
after not getting what they paid for. Instead of going
bankrupt and closing their hoax down to a few tiny storefronts,
they banked BILLIONS & BILLIONS OF DOLLARS by bilking
credulous culties with glitzy buildings. The Scientologists were
so overwhelmingly impressed, that they forgot entirely about going
exterior, using postulates to get rich overnight, traveling to other planets,
never getting ill, curing cancer and all other diseases, saving marriages,
safeguarding their "eternity" and some other free bonus wins like
"a world without war, insanity and criminality". Instead of "going OT" and
"operating 3 feet in back of their body", Scientologists instead stood
and wildly applauded/cheered for the purchase of new buildings.
New buildings that they paid for. But that the parishioners did
not own. Diabolically clever. That's what Scientology
now sells at the upper end of the "Bridge" after their
marks reach OT VIII. They sell donation statuses
for handing over billions to the cult leader
so he can buy buildings. For himself.



DISCLAIMER: It doesn't have to make sense--because it's Scientology.




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Walk around and count buildings until you have a cognition. Make a report saying how many you counted and your cognition.

 

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Walk around and count buildings until you have a cognition. Make a report saying how many you counted and your cognition.

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!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!

Nominated for consideration as one of 2024's "TOP 3 FUNNIEST LINES"

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OPERATING THETAN LEVEL I
in Hubbard's own handwriting

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Many are already familiar with the HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION.

"In Scientology, for each and every policy,
piece of tech and irrefutable axiom---
there is an equal and opposite policy,
piece of tech and irrefutable axiom."​

And another discovery that might sound familiar is the HUBBARD LAW OF WINS:

"A Scientologist can have wins on anything
they are told/taught produces wins."
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OT 1 showcases and expands upon the Law Of Wins— with the COG COROLLARY:

"A Scientologist can cognite on anything
they are told/taught produces cognitions."
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Below lies the scientific evidence proving the preposterous presence of the Cog Corollary
in every single level, course and auditing action that Scientologists do:

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Every single thing Hubbard tells a Scientologist to do (see each step above) will (if done correctly) produce a cognition!
Don't doubt it. Don't question it. Just cooperate and you'll get your "Powers" and your "Eternity" back -- promise!

Even just counting things produces a "cognition" and subtantial case gain, right?

By this metric a bookkeeper or accountant should be amongst the most OT beings on this planet! And a census taker who goes door-to-door every day of the year counting how many people live in each home should be, by far, the most miraculous OT in the universe!

Even average Scientologists have huge cogs doing everyday mundane tasks. (e.g. "Wow, I just realized that there
is an open parking space a couple feet ahead that I can pull into!")

Here a cog, there a cog....everywhere a cog-cog!
Old MacHelluvaHoaxer had a cog
A to E I go​

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SCIENTOLOGY SUDDENLY BEGAN
OBEYING THE "TRUTH IN ADVERTISING" REGULATIONS & LAWS?
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BEFORE

AFTER

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SCIENTOLOGY SUDDENLY
STARTED OBEYING "TRUTH IN ADVERTISING"
REGULATIONS AND LAWS?
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BEFORE

AFTER

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
CINEMATIC FICTION &
SCIENCE FICTION

In Cinematic Fiction, in order for the protagonist
to escape the nightmarish mess they are in, they
simply have to click their magical 2 heels together
and repeatedly chant a wishful freedom mantra.

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In Science Fiction, in order for the protagonist
to escape the nightmarish mess (mest) they are in,
they simply have to hold their magical 2 cans steady
and repeatedly chant a wishful total freedom postulate.

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Home Universe -noun: 1. The imagined "ideal" world that Scientologists dream of one day traveling to and existing
within for the rest of eternity. 2. Scientology's religious equivalent of "heaven" or "nirvana". 3. Once a thetan has
entered the Home Universe there is no further need for MEST. Ergo, it is a gloriously euphoric world where there
are no registrars, tech estimates or buildings to buy & remodel. Notwithstanding the utter lack of even a single
outpoint in the Home Universe, nothing in this policy alters the requirement to return to the MEST universe
every 6 months for security checks. —L. Ron Hubbard; from HCO POLICY LETTER "Home Universe Visa Renewal Rates")

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CINEMATIC FICTION & SCIENCE FICTION

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STORY NOTES:​

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—In Cinematic Fiction, the trapped being cannot escape until they melt the wicked witch.​

—In Science Fiction, the trapped being cannot escape until they shatter the wicked SP psychiatrists. ​

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—In Cinematic Fiction, in order to be granted their wish ("to return home") they must first gift​

the witch's broom to the Wizard of Oz. ​

—In Science Fiction, in order to be granted their postulate ("to return to home universe") they ​

must first donate $750,000 to the Wizard of Cause (Ron). ​

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—In Cinematic Fiction, at the end it turns out that the entire experience was false and happened​

while the protagonist was knocked unconscious due to a tornado causing a blow to the head. ​

—In Science Fiction, at the end it turns out that the entire dreamy OT experience was false and ​

happened while the preclear was unconscious due to a tech-nado causing a blow to the mind. ​

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
CINEMATIC FICTION &
SCIENCE FICTION

In Cinematic Fiction, in order for the protagonist
to escape the nightmarish mess they are in, they
simply have to click their magical 2 heels together
and repeatedly chant a wishful freedom mantra.

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In Science Fiction, in order for the protagonist
to escape the nightmarish mess (mest) they are in,
they simply have to hold their magical 2 cans steady
and repeatedly chant a wishful total freedom postulate.

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Home Universe -noun: 1. The imagined "ideal" world that Scientologists dream of one day traveling to and existing
within for the rest of eternity. 2. Scientology's religious equivalent of "heaven" or "nirvana". 3. Once a thetan has
entered the Home Universe there is no further need for MEST. Ergo, it is a gloriously euphoric world where there
are no registrars, tech estimates or buildings to buy & remodel. Notwithstanding the utter lack of even a single
outpoint in the Home Universe, nothing in this policy alters the requirement to return to the MEST universe
every 6 months for security checks. —L. Ron Hubbard; from HCO POLICY LETTER "Home Universe Visa Renewal Rates")

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STORY NOTES:​

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—In Cinematic Fiction, the trapped being cannot escape until they melt the wicked witch.​

—In Science Fiction, the trapped being cannot escape until they shatter the wicked SP psychiatrists. ​

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—In Cinematic Fiction, in order to be granted their wish ("to return home") they must first gift​

the witch's broom to the Wizard of Oz. ​

—In Science Fiction, in order to be granted their postulate ("to return to home universe") they ​

must first donate $750,000 to the Wizard of Cause (Ron). ​

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—In Cinematic Fiction, at the end it turns out that the entire experience was false and happened​

while the protagonist was knocked unconscious due to a tornado causing a blow to the head. ​

—In Science Fiction, at the end it turns out that the entire dreamy OT experience was false and ​

happened while the preclear was unconscious due to a tech-nado causing a blow to the mind. ​

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OK...this is a throwback to 12 years ago on ESMB!!

The Wizard of Cause!

Well, with all the meltdown and bleed out from the "Church" of late I was going to post something like "L. Ron - Where Art Thou?" and make it a plea because we really, really need Ron now more than evahhhhhhhhhhh! If there was ever a time for Ron to demonstrate his OT powahz it would be NOW...

forum.exscn.net

In the end it's all just a bad dream...except in the movie you have a home to go to...you see, in the movie you lose that in the beginning to find you actually get it back...in the real life fantasy you start out with it and lose it at the end... ​

 

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We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Cause
Because, because, because
Because we fell for the fraud

 

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OK...this is a throwback to 12 years ago on ESMB!!

The Wizard of Cause!

Well, with all the meltdown and bleed out from the "Church" of late I was going to post something like "L. Ron - Where Art Thou?" and make it a plea because we really, really need Ron now more than evahhhhhhhhhhh! If there was ever a time for Ron to demonstrate his OT powahz it would be NOW...

forum.exscn.net

In the end it's all just a bad dream...except in the movie you have a home to go to...you see, in the movie you lose that in the beginning to find you actually get it back...in the real life fantasy you start out with it and lose it at the end... ​

That was a fun thread!

I was about to apologize and turn myself in for sec checks--for CULTurally misappropriating the line "WIZARD OF CAUSE". . .

But then I found an earlier similar post of mine from 2011, linked below:

"And the list goes on and on, following the Yellow Brick Bridge all
the way back to the Wizard of Cause himself--Hubbard."​

How's That Freedom Workin' for Ya? The Power of an "SP"

That PTS/SP crap got me to thinking. It's not good karma to commit overts on an SP. So why did Hubturd invent the fair game thing? Wouldn't one's fair game overts on an SP boomerang back eventually? Ya know, all that overt/motivator tech we learned? Maybe that's why Hubturd pulled in all those...

forum.exscn.net

At this point I don't know which one of us should be awarded the JUMBO J&D MEDALLION OF MOCKERY for first posting that fun turn of phrase ("Wizard of Cause"). LOL

Even if you find an earlier year that you originated "Wizard Of Cause", I will use my fully charged e-meter to dive
wholetrack to find a time I said it just before blowing up a galaxy. lol

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That was a fun thread!

I was about to apologize and turn myself in for sec checks--for CULTurally misappropriating the line "WIZARD OF CAUSE". . .

But then I found an earlier similar post of mine from 2011, linked below:

"And the list goes on and on, following the Yellow Brick Bridge all
the way back to the Wizard of Cause himself--Hubbard."​

How's That Freedom Workin' for Ya? The Power of an "SP"

That PTS/SP crap got me to thinking. It's not good karma to commit overts on an SP. So why did Hubturd invent the fair game thing? Wouldn't one's fair game overts on an SP boomerang back eventually? Ya know, all that overt/motivator tech we learned? Maybe that's why Hubturd pulled in all those...

forum.exscn.net

At this point I don't know which one of us should be awarded the JUMBO J&D MEDALLION OF MOCKERY for first posting that fun turn of phrase ("Wizard of Cause"). LOL

Even if you find an earlier year that you originated "Wizard Of Cause", I will use my fully charged e-meter to dive
wholetrack to find a time I said it just before blowing up a galaxy. lol

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I'm gonna just chalk it up to either brilliant minds think alike or it's a simpleton pun that just screams to be made.

Your pick.

 

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I'm gonna just chalk it up to either brilliant minds think alike or it's a simpleton pun that just screams to be made.

Your pick.

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