TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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posted by ILove2Lurk

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Only a Hollywood Celebrity-Scientologist would return to the scene of a gruesome mob multiple-murder and give a big smile, so that someone could note down on the worksheets that he was "VGIs" and his tech estimate would therefore not go up.

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[Riddick]

Yes.
Social Security is not the same as, say, investing in an S&P 500 Index account for many years.
Your Social Security payments go to other people while you are still employed.
If you were investing in an S&P 500 Index account for many years those payments go to no one else.
Social Security is one item of socialism.
(No, I am not a U.S. political party Democrat. )

Flunk

I collected today a whopping 1200 bucks from Social Security. My wife has been collecting for a few years now. We are just saving the money. I tuned 62 this year, She gets 3000 per month and was a higher earner.

Here's the thing, a well known FSM, Ty Dillard never paid into social security because he claimed priest exemption on his tax forms. He a few years ago told my wife she was smart to not claim SS tax exemption for he gets no Social Security and his FSM commissions have dried to nothing because nobody is "going up the bridge". He made his living FSM'ing selling the OT levels.

There are probably tons of staff auditors and staff members that did the same, hence they get no social security.

The fools. If you paid into the system of social security, a small percentage of one's pay check, you get something back. Not saying you can live on it, but it's money returned from paying in.

All these FSM's and staff members earning money selling scientology have been hoaxed into selling a heaven or hope.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven. And it makes me wonder.

 

[Riddick]

I collected today a whopping 1200 bucks from Social Security. My wife has been collecting for a few years now. We are just saving the money. I tuned 62 this year, She gets 3000 per month and was a higher earner.

Here's the thing, a well known FSM, Ty Dillard never paid into social security because he claimed priest exemption on his tax forms. He a few years ago told my wife she was smart to not claim SS tax exemption for he gets no Social Security and his FSM commissions have dried to nothing because nobody is "going up the bridge". He made his living FSM'ing selling the OT levels.

There are probably tons of staff auditors and staff members that did the same, hence they get no social security.

The fools. If you paid into the system of social security, a small percentage of one's pay check, you get something back. Not saying you can live on it, but it's money returned from paying in.

All these FSM's and staff members earning money selling scientology have been hoaxed into selling a heaven or hope.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven. And it makes me wonder.

Here's Hubbard's Hope of Mankind on the official scientology website. What a bunch of rhetoric, laughing out loud.

The Hope of Man - By L. Ron Hubbard

www.scientology.org

Let's take the first thing.

"
THE HOPE OF MAN
With demonstrable proofs rather than mere belief, L. Ron Hubbard established that there is indeed an immortal spirit with infinite survival power—an awareness of awareness unit that is the individual himself."

Ok, so far there have been no demonstrable proof. It has been only belief. Nobody has returned from death using scientology, nobody.

 

[Dotey OT]

I collected today a whopping 1200 bucks from Social Security. My wife has been collecting for a few years now. We are just saving the money. I tuned 62 this year, She gets 3000 per month and was a higher earner.

Here's the thing, a well known FSM, Ty Dillard never paid into social security because he claimed priest exemption on his tax forms. He a few years ago told my wife she was smart to not claim SS tax exemption for he gets no Social Security and his FSM commissions have dried to nothing because nobody is "going up the bridge". He made his living FSM'ing selling the OT levels.

There are probably tons of staff auditors and staff members that did the same, hence they get no social security.

The fools. If you paid into the system of social security, a small percentage of one's pay check, you get something back. Not saying you can live on it, but it's money returned from paying in.

All these FSM's and staff members earning money selling scientology have been hoaxed into selling a heaven or hope.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven. And it makes me wonder.

What I wonder is supposedly some orgs got PPP funds. How did they spend that paying staff during the lockdown in order to not have to return it?

At any rate, it must suck now trying to make a living in and around scamatology.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Here's Hubbard's Hope of Mankind on the official scientology website. What a bunch of rhetoric, laughing out loud.

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There are actually two (2) "HOPES" of mankind:

1. For the part of mankind that doesn't know anything about Scientology: "RON, WE HOPE YOU WILL ACCEPT OUR MONEY AND TELL US WE QUALIFY TO GET AN INVITATION TO THE OT LEVELS SO YOU CAN GIVE US OUR ETERNITY!" ​

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2. For the part of mankind that knows about Scientology: "RON, WE HOPE YOU AND YOUR HOAX WILL GO AWAY."​

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[Riddick]

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LOL

There are actually two (2) "HOPES" of mankind:

1. For the part of mankind that doesn't know anything about Scientology: "RON, WE HOPE YOU WILL ACCEPT OUR MONEY AND TELL US WE QUALIFY TO GET AN INVITATION TO THE OT LEVELS SO YOU CAN GIVE US OUR ETERNITY!" ​

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2. For the part of mankind that knows about Scientology: "RON, WE HOPE YOU AND YOUR HOAX WILL GO AWAY."​

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laughing.

yah for no. 1, an invitation to the OT levels, what a joke, it sounds like a special privilege, the secret society........., you made the grade, laughing.

no. 2. Where's the hulk to smash these puny gods. laughing, don't intend violence but one gets it.

 

[programmer_guy]

I collected today a whopping 1200 bucks from Social Security. My wife has been collecting for a few years now. We are just saving the money. I tuned 62 this year, She gets 3000 per month and was a higher earner.

Here's the thing, a well known FSM, Ty Dillard never paid into social security because he claimed priest exemption on his tax forms. He a few years ago told my wife she was smart to not claim SS tax exemption for he gets no Social Security and his FSM commissions have dried to nothing because nobody is "going up the bridge". He made his living FSM'ing selling the OT levels.

There are probably tons of staff auditors and staff members that did the same, hence they get no social security.

The fools. If you paid into the system of social security, a small percentage of one's pay check, you get something back. Not saying you can live on it, but it's money returned from paying in.

All these FSM's and staff members earning money selling scientology have been hoaxed into selling a heaven or hope.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven. And it makes me wonder.
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Also, for @guanoloco
Here is an informative book on that topic. I like it. (I have the 2012 edition and I will buy an update soon.)

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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laughing

...an invitation to the OT levels, what a joke, it sounds like a special privilege, the secret society.........you made the grade laughing.

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Only the most ethical beings on the planet are "invited" to do their OT Levels, and the Clear must receive a WRITTEN INVITATION to be allowed onto those advanced courses.

Despite the fact that the Clear is Clear--and the fact that they already invested years and donated perhaps $200,000 and the fact they were deemed ethical enough to attest to the state of Clear---the wise Elders at the Church of Scientology can't just take him at his word. They have to now "investigate" his ethics and past and dig through all manner of documents and interrogatories to determine if the Clear has "contributed enough" to the Church of Scientology.

The key factor is his/her ethics level. Because the Elders in their wisdom must never ever allow an unethical being to attain those miraculous God-like superpowers, which could be used for unethical purposes. Maintaining the ethics standards is the reason no downtone beings have ever been allowed to do the OT levels and thereafter "pull the air cover off the planet", otherwise you would not be reading his now. Talk about proof!

In any case, it's a grueling vetting process to determine if a being is ethical enough or not!

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
(phone rings, she answers)
Hello, Advanced Org! How can I help you
attain Total Freedom today?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
(on his mobile phone)
Oh hello! This is Billy Blowdown, sorry to
keep calling you every day for the past 5 weeks,
but I wanted to check again if you got any word back
from uplines as to whether my petition to be allowed to
do the OT levels has been approved or not. I am getting nervous!

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
Thank you, I got that Billy. As I have r-factored you
before, we can't just let anyone get all these superpowers,
so you just need to keep your TR-0 in and allow our elders
uplines help you get through the process to determine if
you meet our incredibly high ethical standards--or if
perhaps you are an implanted SP plant who has been
PDH'ed and sent in to sabotage Ron's Bridge
to OT for all beings in the universe.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Jeez, how could I be an implanted plant when
I was born in Scientology to a Scientology
family and have been on Ron's Bridge
since the day I was born?

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
Well, Billy we can't be too sure.
And don't keep calling every day, we'll
send you something in writing when we
know. If you keep calling, I am going to be
forced to send a DevT chit on you, so knock it off.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Okay, I get it. Sorry if I enturbulated your space,
please don't write up any KRs on me because that could
prevent me from getting my invitation to start OT I.

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
Okay Billy, but I need you to send me something
in writing that you are not going to DevT me again.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Okay, I'll do it! I'll send a written attestation and put it
in your personal in-basket--so you'll see it later
tonight when you come home
from the org, mom.


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[freethinker]

Yes.
Social Security is not the same as, say, investing in an S&P 500 Index account for many years.
Your Social Security payments go to other people while you are still employed.
If you were investing in an S&P 500 Index account for many years those payments go to no one else.
Social Security is one item of socialism.
(No, I am not a U.S. political party Democrat. )

That is exactly correct, it is socialism and highly treasonous to the Constitution which mikes it a crime for anyone who lives in a state to have acquiesced to payment into it unquestioned. they are participating in a RICO racket.

 

[freethinker]

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Only the most ethical beings on the planet are "invited" to do their OT Levels, and the Clear must receive a WRITTEN INVITATION to be allowed onto those advanced courses.

Despite the fact that the Clear is Clear--and the fact that they already invested years and donated perhaps $200,000 and the fact they were deemed ethical enough to attest to the state of Clear---the wise Elders at the Church of Scientology can't just take him at his word. They have to now "investigate" his ethics and past and dig through all manner of documents and interrogatories to determine if the Clear has "contributed enough" to the Church of Scientology.

The key factor is his/her ethics level. Because the Elders in their wisdom must never ever allow an unethical being to attain those miraculous God-like superpowers, which could be used for unethical purposes. Maintaining the ethics standards is the reason no downtone beings have ever been allowed to do the OT levels and thereafter "pull the air cover off the planet", otherwise you would not be reading his now. Talk about proof!

In any case, it's a grueling vetting process to determine if a being is ethical enough or not!

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
(phone rings, she answers)
Hello, Advanced Org! How can I help you
attain Total Freedom today?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
(on his mobile phone)
Oh hello! This is Billy Blowdown, sorry to
keep calling you every day for the past 5 weeks,
but I wanted to check again if you got any word back
from uplines as to whether my petition to be allowed to
do the OT levels has been approved or not. I am getting nervous!

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
Thank you, I got that Billy. As I have r-factored you
before, we can't just let anyone get all these superpowers,
so you just need to keep your TR-0 in and allow our elders
uplines help you get through the process to determine if
you meet our incredibly high ethical standards--or if
perhaps you are an implanted SP plant who has been
PDH'ed and sent in to sabotage Ron's Bridge
to OT for all beings in the universe.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Jeez, how could I be an implanted plant when
I was born in Scientology to a Scientology
family and have been on Ron's Bridge
since the day I was born?

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
Well, Billy we can't be too sure.
And don't keep calling every day, we'll
send you something in writing when we
know. If you keep calling, I am going to be
forced to send a DevT chit on you, so knock it off.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Okay, I get it. Sorry if I enturbulated your space,
please don't write up any KRs on me because that could
prevent me from getting my invitation to start OT I.

ADVANCED ORG RECEPTIONIST
Okay Billy, but I need you to send me something
in writing that you are not going to DevT me again.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Okay, I'll do it! I'll send a written attestation and put it
in your in-basket at home--so you'll see it later
tonight when you come home
from the org, mom.


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Nice encapsulation. brought the aims of Scientology and the dedacatedness of Scientology together in a most Sympatico way. Billy is certain he is being compliant with the whims of psychopaths and is willing to acknowledge their superior position in a most prostrate and degrading way.

Billy has achieved the true state of what is generally conceived as OT. Hip Hip, Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[programmer_guy]

That is exactly correct, it is socialism and highly treasonous to the Constitution which mikes it a crime for anyone who lives in a state to have acquiesced to payment into it unquestioned. they are participating in a RICO racket.

When you are old enough are you going to apply for monthly Social Security income?

 

[freethinker]

When you are old enough are you going to apply for monthly Social Security income?

No, all the money they have collected is not theirs, and I don't have to apply for what rightfully belongs to me in the first place.
It isn't their call, it's mine. They are not the sovereign, I am.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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TOP 100 REASONS INDIE SCIENTOLOGISTS GIVE WHY
WHY RON'S TECH DID NOT WORK FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS


I hereby nominate the following Indie Scientologist excuse:

Because Ron was kidnapped and replaced with a
doppelgänger way back in (INSERT YEAR HERE).
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No. I did not make that up. I have run across that excuse more times than I can remember in the wacky woo world of "Independent" and "Ron's Org" OTs who "operate" outside of the Church of Scientology. The only thing that seems to vary is the replacement year when LRH's doppelgänger ("LRHd") joined the IAS (Imposter Association of Scientologists).

The doppleganger theory is far more credible, defensible and scientific that the old Indie excuses, which previously copied the Church of Scientology's excuses why the tech didn't work. Those mainly consisted of blaming an "SP" inside the COS, who had sneaked up the command channel, undetected, to the highest elite posts. People like the #2 OT on the planet, Mary Sue Hubbard Or the #2 highest ranking Sea Org executive, Deputy Commodore Bill Robinson. Or the #2 ranked tech terminal and senior C/S for life, David Mayo (Ron's personal C/S and auditor). All of those elite OTs were in fact SPs! Who knew?! This presents a highly problematic dilemma, because if Ron was a real OT, he should have been able to "obnose" their low 1.1 tone levels and evil purposes, right?

The doppelgänger justification solves all that. One simple excuse solves all. Ron committed no crimes whatsoever! He has an absolute alibi! Ron wasn't even there! Now we don't have to explain why Ron's TR-0 was out, which should have perfected his ability to "be there".

I don't want to support the Indie claim that Ron got kidnapped by Marcabian 5th Invader Forces. Neither do I want to invalidate it. I am simply here to present the obvious facts and let you decide and "observe the obvious":

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LRH................................................ ..................LRHd



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[ILove2Lurk]

Then there is this complicated conundrum . . .

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Doppelgängers!

It may be much worse than we thought. . .

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................LRH.................................................... ...LRHd..............................................LRHv


Verdreigängers!
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verdrei: triple

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[HelluvaHoax!]

Then there is this complicated conundrum . . .

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

OMG, just saw that! LOL!

Damn! You just discovered LRHv-2! (Vervierfachengängers!)



. vervierfachen: quadruple fold

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[Operating DB]

The only thing that seems to vary is the replacement year when LRH's doppelgänger ("LRHd") joined the IAS (Imposter Association of Scientologists)

Is "LRHd" similar to "PDHd"? E.g. "I took a course in scientology and got LRHd."
Or "I went to the ethics Officer and she LRHd" me with conditions.
Or, "After pulling an all nighter with the reg I became LRHd and went bankrupt."

 

[Riddick]

Also, for @guanoloco
Here is an informative book on that topic. I like it. (I have the 2012 edition and I will buy an update soon.)

just read the social security website and understand it, use math to determined if one should get it at 62 or full retirement age.

 

[Riddick]

No, all the money they have collected is not theirs, and I don't have to apply for what rightfully belongs to me in the first place.
It isn't their call, it's mine. They are not the sovereign, I am.

that doesn't make sense, if you paid into the system, why not get back something?

Unfortunately, for anybody myself included who paid into the Hubbard/scientology system, whether it be money or time reading his bullshit or being on staff, time spent, we got nothing back, no clears, no OT's.

I mean all that time I read Hubbard, and word cleared and looked up definitions, and spend time on staff going for the winning team, and sacrificing other interests because I should be an auditor or on staff, the auditor was the most valuable being on the planet, was truthfully for not, a complete waste of time for achieving the goal of a cleared planet.

In the end, it was rhetoric, I was persuaded, most thoroughly.

Logic dictates that nobody has gone clear or OT.

 

[freethinker]

that doesn't make sense, if you paid into the system, why not get back something?

Unfortunately, for anybody myself included who paid into the Hubbard/scientology system, whether it be money or time reading his bullshit or being on staff, time spent, we got nothing back, no clears, no OT's.

I mean all that time I read Hubbard, and word cleared and looked up definitions, and spend time on staff going for the winning team, and sacrificing other interests because I should be an auditor or on staff, the auditor was the most valuable being on the planet, was truthfully for not, a complete waste of time for achieving the goal of a cleared planet.

In the end, it was rhetoric, I was persuaded, most thoroughly.

Logic dictates that nobody has gone clear or OT.

I didn't get all, but got a fair amount of money back. I didn't become OT or clear but the experience of the Scientology experience taught me other things I have successfully applied in life. Not Scientology junk but human interaction through the experience of dealing with public and being on staff. I intend to get my money, I just won't apply for it. Figure that one out.

Being a course sup and dealing with Scientology execs taught me boo coo.