HelluvaHoax!
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I recently attended an exciting tech briefing from the Church of Hoaxology's Founder, L. Don Hubbard.
As usual, Don has been doing wholetrack research and he just announced the greatest single breakthrough in the history of history. Don mentioned that this new discovery makes inventions like the wheel and fire look stupid.
Don stated (not merely said) that his astonishing breakthrough reveals why Scientologists remain crazy glued inside the cult for decades before they are able to gather enough rationality and strength to blow:
"THE FIVE FUGAZI FACTORS OF HOW SCIENTOLOGISTS
MIRACULOUSLY MANAGE TO KEEP EACH OTHER
AND THEMSELVES TIRELESSLY ATTEMPTING TO
KEEP SCIENTOLOGY WORKING
WHEN IT NEVER WORKED IN THE FIRST PLACE"
.
As usual, Don has been doing wholetrack research and he just announced the greatest single breakthrough in the history of history. Don mentioned that this new discovery makes inventions like the wheel and fire look stupid.
Don stated (not merely said) that his astonishing breakthrough reveals why Scientologists remain crazy glued inside the cult for decades before they are able to gather enough rationality and strength to blow:
"THE FIVE FUGAZI FACTORS OF HOW SCIENTOLOGISTS
MIRACULOUSLY MANAGE TO KEEP EACH OTHER
AND THEMSELVES TIRELESSLY ATTEMPTING TO
KEEP SCIENTOLOGY WORKING
WHEN IT NEVER WORKED IN THE FIRST PLACE"
.
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