TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

Damn I wish I could actually give a shit about Scientology. This would be a fun place to hang out. But alas, I was approached by WISE who, not so gracefully, attempted to compel make me an offer they thought I couldn't refuse. They were wrong. Just a penny of my two cents.

Helpful hint: There is no commerce on land.
 
Too bad El Con is shark shit as it would be great to attend his public rallies ala 1950.

If it was to occur, I would think there would be mass visitations to Crazy Cows Hangouts collecting their Delusional Bullshit so it could be presented to Ol' Yella as a comparable magnitude to his Stinking Poo that has been circling on this planet (Earth/Teegeeack) for the last seventy-odd years.
 
Karen#1 said:
Surrounded by a tissue of LIES and DECEPTION The cult purchased the JACK TAR hotel in Clearwater now called the Fort Harrison building, home of the Flag Service Org.

(When we landed here from Daytona after the crew left the Apollo, the Jack Tar hotel still has ashtrays and towels marked "Jack Tar Hotel")

They used a fictitious name "United Churches of Florida" because they were hiding from their actual name SCIENTOLOGY.

Before THE 1975 acquisition, in the late 1960s, the Rolling Stones stayed at the Fort Harrison at Guests.
Mick Jagger is said to have written "SATISFACTION" by the swimming pool.


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The people working and staying there are still singing, "I can't get no satisfaction.". LOL
 
Dear Helluvahoax, I've been pondering about Don Hubbard's full name. Does Don also have an initial prefixed to his name like L. Ron does? L Don Hubbard? or Don L. Hubbard? If so what does the 'L' stand for?
 
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Operating DB said:
Dear Helluvahoax, I've been pondering about Don Hubbard's full name. Does Don also have an initial prefixed to his name like L. Ron does? L Don Hubbard? or Don L. Hubbard? If so what does the 'L' stand for?
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L. Don Hubbard---unlike his twin brother (Lafayette Ron Hubbard), was not named after his maternal grandfather, Lafayette Waterbury.

Don's full legal name at birth was Lucifer Don Hubbard which the family felt was rather appropriate considering that Don is Ron's evil twin brother.

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THE SINGLE STUPIDEST THING ABOUT THE SCIENTOLOGY'S
BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM & GRADE CHART​


The PC Paradox: No matter how many levels the PC completes to or how many "states" or "abilities attained" the PC attests to, there is one (1) thing a PC is never ever allowed to attest to completing--

Scientology!​

It is a High Crime to ever allow a PC to finish the Grade Chart. By way of example, consider this scenario:

- - Imagine a PC that begins Scientology in May of 1950, the same moment Hubbard published Dianetics.​
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- - Further imagine that that same PC thereafter paid for, enrolled on and completed every single new auditing process, grade, course, training action, correction list, rundown and/or advanced level that Hubbard ever invented. ​
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- - Try to calculate how many thousands of hours of auditing that PC would have received over the next 70 years through the year 2020. And try to estimate the financial fortunes that the PC would blown through over nearly three-quarters of a century. And finally, imagine that this PC was borne into a wealthy family and didn't need to work, but instead they spent full time (9am to 10pm, 7 days a week) in the org receiving auditing and being on course and doing Scientology full time for those 70 years. ​

EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, THE PC WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN "ALLOWED" TO ATTEST TO BEING COMPLETE ON SCIENTOLOGY. IT IS ENTIRELY IMPOSSIBLE TO EVER COMPLETE THE CYCLE CALLED SCIENTOLOGY. THERE IS ALWAYS MORE CASE THAT YOU NEED TO HANDLE.

One can never attain the "EP" of Scientology because there is no end phenomena. Perpetually paying for the next level and chronically routing onto the latest "breakthrough rundown that finally handles everything" is the highest level one can attain in Scientology.

If a PC ever did dare to claim that they were "complete" on Scientology and asserted that they had attained the same exact case level and OT powers as L. Ron Hubbard, one of the following things would happen to them:

1. They would be labeled a "by-passed case" and given a formidably larger new tech estimate.
2. They would be ordered to do more KSW training and/or re-training.
3. They would be routed to Ethics for handling as a squirrel.
4. They would "declared" something (PTS, Squirrel, SP, et al) and routed out of the org.

CONCLUSION: Everything in Scientology is a cycle of action. Everything except Scientology itself, which is a cycle of acting--where you pretend you are attaining magical powers, miracles and eternity. And Scientologists believe this with all their heart because---IT MUST BE TRUE! Because for what other possible reason would people have to be applauding you, awarding you with jumbo completion certificates and shiny lapel pins?!


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HelluvaHoax! said:
THE SINGLE STUPIDEST THING ABOUT THE SCIENTOLOGY'S
BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM & GRADE CHART​


The PC Paradox: No matter how many levels the PC completes to or how many "states" or "abilities attained" the PC attests to, there is one (1) thing a PC is never ever allowed to attest to completing--

Scientology!​

It is a High Crime to ever allow a PC to finish the Grade Chart. By way of example, consider this scenario:

- - Imagine a PC that begins Scientology in May of 1950, the same moment Hubbard published Dianetics.​
​
- - Further imagine that that same PC thereafter paid for, enrolled on and completed every single new auditing process, grade, course, training action, correction list, rundown and/or advanced level that Hubbard ever invented. ​
​
- - Try to calculate how many thousands of hours of auditing that PC would have received over the next 70 years through the year 2020. And try to estimate the financial fortunes that the PC would blown through over nearly three-quarters of a century. And finally, imagine that this PC was borne into a wealthy family and didn't need to work, but instead they spent full time (9am to 10pm, 7 days a week) in the org receiving auditing and being on course and doing Scientology full time for those 70 years. ​

EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, THE PC WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN "ALLOWED" TO ATTEST TO BEING COMPLETE ON SCIENTOLOGY. IT IS ENTIRELY IMPOSSIBLE TO EVER COMPLETE THE CYCLE CALLED SCIENTOLOGY. THERE IS ALWAYS MORE CASE THAT YOU NEED TO HANDLE.

One can never attain the "EP" of Scientology because there is no end phenomena. Perpetually paying for the next level and chronically routing onto the latest "breakthrough rundown that finally handles everything" is the highest level one can attain in Scientology.

If a PC ever did dare to claim that they were "complete" on Scientology and asserted that they had attained the same exact case level and OT powers as L. Ron Hubbard, one of the following things would happen to them:

1. They would be labeled a "by-passed case" and given a formidably larger new tech estimate.
2. They would be ordered to do more KSW training and/or re-training.
3. They would be routed to Ethics for handling as a squirrel.
4. They would "declared" something (PTS, Squirrel, SP, et al) and routed out of the org.

CONCLUSION: Everything in Scientology is a cycle of action. Everything except Scientology itself, which is a cycle of acting--where you pretend you are attaining magical powers, miracles and eternity. And Scientologists believe this with all their heart because---IT MUST BE TRUE! Because for what other possible reason would people have to be applauding you, awarding you with jumbo completion certificates and shiny lapel pins?!


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Similarly, there is no top status as an IAS member. Those who have donated many tens or hundreds of millions of dollars to the IAS and achieve the top status very quickly see a new and higher status appear just above their own. As an IAS member, one can never truly reach the top status. Absolutes truly are unobtainable for them.
 
HelluvaHoax! said:
THE SINGLE STUPIDEST THING ABOUT THE SCIENTOLOGY'S
BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM & GRADE CHART​


The PC Paradox: No matter how many levels the PC completes to or how many "states" or "abilities attained" the PC attests to, there is one (1) thing a PC is never ever allowed to attest to completing--

Scientology!​

It is a High Crime to ever allow a PC to finish the Grade Chart. By way of example, consider this scenario:

- - Imagine a PC that begins Scientology in May of 1950, the same moment Hubbard published Dianetics.​
​
- - Further imagine that that same PC thereafter paid for, enrolled on and completed every single new auditing process, grade, course, training action, correction list, rundown and/or advanced level that Hubbard ever invented. ​
​
- - Try to calculate how many thousands of hours of auditing that PC would have received over the next 70 years through the year 2020. And try to estimate the financial fortunes that the PC would blown through over nearly three-quarters of a century. And finally, imagine that this PC was borne into a wealthy family and didn't need to work, but instead they spent full time (9am to 10pm, 7 days a week) in the org receiving auditing and being on course and doing Scientology full time for those 70 years. ​

EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, THE PC WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN "ALLOWED" TO ATTEST TO BEING COMPLETE ON SCIENTOLOGY. IT IS ENTIRELY IMPOSSIBLE TO EVER COMPLETE THE CYCLE CALLED SCIENTOLOGY. THERE IS ALWAYS MORE CASE THAT YOU NEED TO HANDLE.

One can never attain the "EP" of Scientology because there is no end phenomena. Perpetually paying for the next level and chronically routing onto the latest "breakthrough rundown that finally handles everything" is the highest level one can attain in Scientology.

If a PC ever did dare to claim that they were "complete" on Scientology and asserted that they had attained the same exact case level and OT powers as L. Ron Hubbard, one of the following things would happen to them:

1. They would be labeled a "by-passed case" and given a formidably larger new tech estimate.
2. They would be ordered to do more KSW training and/or re-training.
3. They would be routed to Ethics for handling as a squirrel.
4. They would "declared" something (PTS, Squirrel, SP, et al) and routed out of the org.

CONCLUSION: Everything in Scientology is a cycle of action. Everything except Scientology itself, which is a cycle of acting--where you pretend you are attaining magical powers, miracles and eternity. And Scientologists believe this with all their heart because---IT MUST BE TRUE! Because for what other possible reason would people have to be applauding you, awarding you with jumbo completion certificates and shiny lapel pins?!


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very true, HH. However part of the cycle of action is for OT8's or any OT from OT0 to OT8 to join the OT Committee in a org or even join an OT Advanced Org known as St Hill, AOLA, Flagg, etc, so the so called OT's can help the lessor beings below OT get rid of their case. LOL

This of course is while we wait for Ron to come back with even more advanced OT abilities because the body was a impediment. LOL

Yo Ron, mankinds best friend, when you coming back, you are our only hope? LOL
 
HelluvaHoax! said:
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On Scientology's very highest level (OT VIII) the state one achieves boasts this ability. . .

"I now know who I am not and
I am interested to find out who I am!"​


QUESTION: If an OT VIII does not know who he/she is and is interested to find out---what is the difference between an OT VIII and a WOG who just wandered into an org for the first time and is interested to find out who he is?

ANSWER: $ 600,000

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The WOG probably be in better shape, too, especially as s/he would have led a much more fruitful existence across the fifteen aspects of life – not El Con’s incomplete eight.
 
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NotsoNutsoNow said:
The WOG probably be in better shape, too, especially as s/he would have led a much more fruitful existence across the fifteen aspects of life – not El Con’s incomplete eight.
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According to Hubbard's sacred "religious scripture" a WOG can never be as "cause" and "knowing" and as "free"as a total-knowingness, total-cause, total-freedom Scientologist.

Scientologists are briefed with r-factors that Jesus and Buddha were "just a shade above Clear", but (unlike Ron) never made it up to the miraculously supernatural state of Operating Thetan. I may have mentioned this before but if they only made it slightly above Clear, that means they were OT 1. I regard this as very impressive since the commands on OT 1 are to go to a bus or train station and count how many bodies you see. Honestly, however, this demonstrates some pretty spectacular OT powers because Jesus/Buddha would have had to time travel to find a bus or train station.

From this it's rather apparent that they must have been OT 2.

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Observed by NotsoNutsoNow about the comparison of a WOG on their first day in the org and a life-long Scientologist who attained the state of OT VIII: "The WOG probably be in better shape, too."

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That was thought provoking.

Imagine a scenario where the 1st-day WOG is being "handled" so that they will decide they want to get on the "bridge" and go Clear.

GRADE ZERO STAFF MEMBER
(frantically pointing to various points on the Grade Chart)
. . . but don't you see? The Clear is way up here and
you are way way way way way down here! Don't you
get it? Your reactive mind is holding you back from
being happy and a living an ideal life where you can
have everything you ever dreamed of! But no, you are
tragically trapped as a lowly homo sapiens while other
are enjoying their lives and laughing and winning--because
they erased all their engrams and their entire bank and
they have reached the state of Homo Novis, a Clear!

WOG
Yeah, but I don't even believe in all that junk
about engrams or the reactive mind.

GRADE ZERO STAFF MEMBER
What you are saying is simply not scientific! Our
founder was a nuclear scientist and he discovered
that everyone on this planet has a bank and
nobody but nobody is Clear unless
they have gone up the Bridge!

WOG
Even if I have a bank, I think I can get
totally rid of it in a couple seconds by
simply realizing that I am mocking it up.

GRADE ZERO STAFF MEMBER
That's crazy!!! Where do you even
come up with these psychotic
and stupid ideas?
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Then the Grade zero staff member would spend the next several hours trying to read the WOG quotations from L. Ron Hubbard that prove that it requires a boat load of money and time to painstakingly climb one's way up the Bridge to the vaunted and magical state of Clear.

If the WOG did not cognite, they would be dumped back out on the street from whence they were body routed. And staff members would derisively laugh for days about the squirrel DB who was so loaded with psych false data and wholetrack implants that they thought they arrogantly thought they could go Clear just by changing their mind in a couple seconds.

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And now, the #1 most repeated explanation given by Scientologists when someone asks what Scientology is:

"Scientology makes the able more able".

When I was a new Scientologist I believed that.
Later (after observing what really happens to Scientologists) I rejected that.
However I have now come full circle and believe it again.​

And I can scientifically prove it. Here's but one example---

A wealthy and successful wog businessman comes into the org and he is greeted by Ricky Reg, a dorky staff member who makes an average of 23 dollars a week, doesn't own a car, a charge card, a tv or a computer and sleeps on a friend's couch.

After a couple hours the wealthy wog decides he wants to go Clear and gives Ricky Reg his charge card and signs the $10,000 receipt.

So, let's now review the concept of "more able". Who is more able, the wealthy businessman or Ricky? If you are struggling to figure out the answer, try to track who ended up with all the money in that business transaction.

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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Observed by NotsoNutsoNow about the comparison of a WOG on their first day in the org and a life-long Scientologist who attained the state of OT VIII: "The WOG probably be in better shape, too."

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That was thought provoking.

Imagine a scenario where the 1st-day WOG is being "handled" so that they will decide they want to get on the "bridge" and go Clear.

GRADE ZERO STAFF MEMBER
(frantically pointing to various points on the Grade Chart)
. . . but don't you see? The Clear is way up here and
you are way way way way way down here! Don't you
get it? Your reactive mind is holding you back from
being happy and a living an ideal life where you can
have everything you ever dreamed of! But no, you are
tragically trapped as a lowly homo sapiens while other
are enjoying their lives and laughing and winning--because
they erased all their engrams and their entire bank and
they have reached the state of Homo Novis, a Clear!

WOG
Yeah, but I don't even believe in all that junk
about engrams or the reactive mind.

GRADE ZERO STAFF MEMBER
What you are saying is simply not scientific! Our
founder was a nuclear scientist and he discovered
that everyone on this planet has a bank and
nobody but nobody is Clear unless
they have gone up the Bridge!

WOG
Even if I have a bank, I think I can get
totally rid of it in a couple seconds by
simply realizing that I am mocking it up.

GRADE ZERO STAFF MEMBER
That's crazy!!! Where do you even
come up with these psychotic
and stupid ideas?
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Then the Grade zero staff member would spend the next several hours trying to read the WOG quotations from L. Ron Hubbard that prove that it requires a boat load of money and time to painstakingly climb one's way up the Bridge to the vaunted and magical state of Clear.

If the WOG did not cognite, they would be dumped back out on the street from whence they were body routed. And staff members would derisively laugh for days about the squirrel DB who was so loaded with psych false data and wholetrack implants that they thought they arrogantly thought they could go Clear just by changing their mind in a couple seconds.

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The staff members you speak of, who the Cult of $cientology have probably declared have attained the rank/status of Clear (whatever version), Pre-OT (whatever version) and OT (whatever version) still appear to have many Earthmen/Teegeeackian inabilities:

COMPUTING PSYCHOTIC: The distinguishing characteristic of the computing psychotic is his utter inability to change his mind.

CRITICAL: A criticism is a hope they can damage, and that’s what a criticism is, with an inability to do so.

DEATH: An individual becomes sufficiently morose on the idea of creation s/he can actually bring about the condition of inability to create.

DEGRADED: An inability to handle force.

DOUBTFUL: Doubting expresses the inability to find out.

IDENTIFICATION: The inability to evaluate differences in time, location, form, composition or importance.

INSANITY: The inability to associate or differentiate properly.

IRRATIONALITY: The inability to get right answers from data.

JEALOUSY: Jealousy is basically an inability to confront the unknown.

NO RESPONSIBILITY: The inability to handle force.

PSYCHOSIS: Psychosis could be technically called an inability to be; an inability to cope with the routine problems of the first and second facets of life.

PRESENT TIME PROBLEMS: It is an inability to span attention and denotes the Patient who is having lots of present time problems has his/her attention very fixed on something.

UNHAPPINESS: Unhappiness is only this: the inability to confront that which is.

El Con wrote man is basically good, yet despite receiving large amounts of Dianetic$ and $cientology therapy, these representations of man still cannot honestly declare, “Good riddance to inabilities!”.

Sorry, almost forgot. Ha ha or should that be ha ha ha?
 
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NOMINATED FOR ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY

The moment Scientology presents you with a written "declaration"
on gold colored paper that you are an evil SP ("suppressive person").


Courtesy of website "THE SCIENTOLOGY MONEY PROJECT"
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A Sea Org member presents a Suppressive Person Declare to a Scientologist.
The posed photo is from a Scientology publication that warns Scientologists
of the dangers and eternal damnation that comes with being declared an SP.
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What's that? When you signed up they didn't tell you this was going to happen to you?

You were expecting "Total Freedom"?

Sorry, you should have read the small print on all those contracts they made you sign:

". . . although our promotional materials very specifically guaranteed that you would attain "Total Freedom", that was just a metaphor. What you really get is much better than that. Without charging you a penny, we send an official Scientology representative to your home or office to hand you your "SP DECLARE". Like Ron, they are a severely mentally ill person dressed in a naval costume that bears many military service medals/ribbons who will give you deep insights to your own terribly flawed character and then give you instructions on how to escape your MEST nightmare and become happy and rich like all the other Scientologists in good standing."​

Moments after they arrive they order you to "sit down in that chair", and then:

1. They hand you a piece of gold paper after which they tower over and grimly glower down at you.​
2. While you are reading the "SP Declaration", they rigidly hold a copy of Dr. Hubbard's "ETHICS" book in your face in order to intimidate you so that you don't burst out laughing and say: "My eternity has been canceled by dorky high school dropouts who watch Star Trek? Are you serious? This is soooooo stupid!".​
3. Your piece of paper duly and officially informs you that in order to help save mankind, you have lost your eternity. Because you are an evil SP. Because those are the only people who disagree with the omnisciently infallible Dr. Hubbard.​
4. Then you are informed that there is a slight chance your SP Declaration can be lifted, if you either donate substantial sums of cash and/or sign a billion year contract at which time you will be issued your very own free nautical costume. Once you have done that, your eternity is restored along with all your miraculous OT powers.​
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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NOMINATED FOR ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY

The moment Scientology presents you with a written "declaration"
on gold colored paper that you are an evil SP ("suppressive person").


Courtesy of website "THE SCIENTOLOGY MONEY PROJECT"
SP.Declare.Sea_.Org_.Member-1.png

A Sea Org member presents a Suppressive Person Declare to a Scientologist.
The posed photo is from a Scientology publication that warns Scientologists
of the dangers and eternal damnation that comes with being declared an SP.
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What's that? When you signed up they didn't tell you this was going to happen to you?

You were expecting "Total Freedom"?

Sorry, you should have read the small print on all those contracts they made you sign:

". . . although our promotional materials very specifically guaranteed that you would attain "Total Freedom", that was just a metaphor. What you really get is much better than that. Without charging you a penny, we send an official Scientology representative to your home or office to hand you your "SP DECLARE". Like Ron, they are a severely mentally ill person dressed in a naval costume that bears many military service medals/ribbons who will give you deep insights to your own terribly flawed character and then give you instructions on how to escape your MEST nightmare and become happy and rich like all the other Scientologists in good standing."​

Moments after they arrive they order you to "sit down in that chair", and then:

1. They hand you a piece of gold paper after which they tower over and grimly glower down at you.​
2. While you are reading the "SP Declaration", they rigidly hold a copy of Dr. Hubbard's "ETHICS" book in your face in order to intimidate you so that you don't burst out laughing and say: "My eternity has been canceled by dorky high school dropouts who watch Star Trek? Are you serious? This is soooooo stupid!".​
3. Your piece of paper duly and officially informs you that in order to help save mankind, you have lost your eternity. Because you are an evil SP. Because those are the only people who disagree with the omnisciently infallible Dr. Hubbard.​
4. Then you are informed that there is a slight chance your SP Declaration can be lifted, if you either donate substantial sums of cash and/or sign a billion year contract at which time you will be issued your very own free nautical costume. Once you have done that, your eternity is restored along with all your miraculous OT powers.​
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Awarding me with the SP Declare was the best thing CoS ever did for me, and it truly did put me on the path to Total Freedom. Freedom from Scientology. It helped wake me up to have a realization that the CoS wasn't what I thought it was prior to joining staff and then the Sea Org.
 
I don't know if I ever got a declare. I should have done as I took the cult to the courts (and won) to get my money back.

If I was declared then they obviously didn't do it right as I never received a copy..........

Shame really, I'd have loved to have framed it and stuck it on my lounge wall to show all visitors what a bunch of retarded fuckwits scinos really are.
 
exbritscino said:
I don't know if I ever got a declare..........

If I was declared then they obviously didn't do it right as I never received a copy..........
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That's pretty insane and criminal. However, if Scientology had already achieved its goal of "a world without insanity & criminality" they would have sent you a copy of the official written "DECLARE" so that you could read all the details of how evil you are.

However, Scientology has not yet achieved its goal. This is why we all need to work harder to Clear the planet and you need to do more to take responsibility for all these non-ideal outpoints---by donating far more of your money and time to the church!

Personally, I am very grateful for the SP DECLARE TECH, because Ron states that only 2.5% of all beings attain that elite status. In the Ethics policies and book there are some very famous people in history that attained the state of SP, like mass murderers "Pretty Boy Floyd" and "Adolph Hitler".

PRO TIP: Even if you never received your written declare, you can just relax with the assurance that staff members in the org have total knowingness of who is as evil as Hitler. And they're really doing all this for you, so that you "come to your senses" and stop trying to sabotage "mankind's only hope" to "escape the MEST trap". Just do what they tell you to do and they might consider giving you back your "eternity". And you need to stop resisting the idea that you are just like Hitler because Ron was a war hero, so he would definitely know about Hitler.

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SP DECLARES - Part II:

Many have expressed confusion about why the Church of Scientology refuses to send them a written copy of their personal Suppressive Person "Declare".

It is even more mysterious considering that one of the church's senior policies is:

"IF IT ISN'T WRITTEN IT ISN'T TRUE"​

EXPLANATION: One can only understand this paradox if one becomes familiar with "The Hubbard Law Of Commotion", which is analogous to Newton's Law of Motion, insofar as:

"In Scientology for each and every code, scale, policy and piece of tech---
there is an equal and opposite code, scale, policy and piece of tech."​

Ergo, even though you did not ever receive your SP notification and the church staff members who wrote it refuse to show you the written declaration, it is nonetheless true. Because it is in writing. The fact that you did not see it in writing doesn't negate the fact that others have seen it in writing. And those ethical staff members who saw it are not SPs like you (and Hitler), so they can be trusted.

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