TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

HelluvaHoax! said:
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LOL LOL LOL!

Here is a true story that happened within the past 24 hours. I was in the back of an uber, making my way to destination in a busy part of a major American city. The traffic was thick and slow moving. Across the street I noticed a homeless man in shredded rags pushing a shopping cart filled with all his possessions.

As he Uber moved forward the homeless man started walking in the same direction I was headed and I got my first full look at his face. OMG, this guy looked exactly like the guy depicted in your hilarious running series of L. Don Hubbard shoops. He wasn't wearing a hat but his white/gray/silver beard was wild and huge and long! He was the living embodiment of L. Don Hubbard!

I realized that up ahead (same side the hobo dude was now headed) was a Scientology org. I had this crazy idea that if the cosmic forces were aligned he would be directly in front of the BOARDED UP org at the same time i was stopped in traffic directly facing the org's front doors!!!

I couldn't believe this was happening, so i grabbed into my briefcase for my phone as Don was nearing the front doors. SHITTTTTTT! My phone was turned off, and Don was stopping for a moment right under the boarded up doors below the "SCIENTOLOGY" sign!

I frantically was waiting for my phone to turn on. It was the perfect moment all happening by divine force.

But my phone was slow slow slow to boot up and the Uber started to crawl ahead...I had to decide whether to shout at the Uber driver to "STOP!!!!" and then hopefully get the shot or (alternately) abandon the Uber ride and get out to make sure i convinced Don and his shopping cart to stay right there for a moment while I snapped the shot.

Conclusion---I suck. I was headed some place and didn't want to do all that and be late to where I was going and possibly not be able to convince Don to stop and pose in that spot. I feverishly weighed leaving the Uber, but then the algorithm kicked in when i realized i might have to give him 10 or 20 bucks to pose for a moment. But I did not have any cash on me!!

The Uber moved ahead of my perfect thru-the-window shot staging and Don was now past the org, rolling his cart away from it.

A failed but perfect moment. I had the entire shot in frame! LOL

The freaky thing is that the wild-bearded shopping cart DON looked more like Don Hubbard than Don Hubbard does!

Your encyclopedic set of "DON" volumes made me laugh out loud. Loved it!

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Too bad, that would have been a classic!
 
Dotey OT said:
I think Charlie Brown is a NED case completion. But he is nowhere on his IAS status.

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Does New Era Dianetic$ exist anymore?

I remember Slappy Mi卐carriage changed The Flip-flopping Bridge to Total Fleecing on 12 December 1981 after El Con lost his marbles after his then latest stroke – even though such potential trouble source/suppressive person incidents are supposed to be completely foreign to BIG OTs.

I also recall changes to The Flip-flopping Bridge to Total Fleecing commenced soon after Incident One four quadrillion years ago.

While on Incident One, given El Con's propensity to using his ‘good friend’ – even though the lout never met him – Aleister (English occultist nicknamed The Beast (666) and The Evilest/Wickedest Man in the World) Crowley’s ‘0’ shouldn't there be at least be an Incident 0?

Maybe that will give David Judas Miscavige food for thought to base OT IX on (The (mythical) Third Wall of Fire) and skim Rondroids – a Cult of $cientology masochist who primarily operates through his or her somatic mind – in the future.
 
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NotsoNutsoNow said:
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Does New Era Dianetic$ exist anymore?
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ANSWER: No

EXPLANATION: New Era Dianetics never existed. Because Dianetics never existed. Because a "modern science of mental health" never existed. Because the reactive mind and charge never existed. Because engrams never existed.

FREE BONUS TIP: Scientology never existed either. Because Operating Thetans with miraculous powers never existed. Thetans might exist but their only miraculous "operating" is surgically removing all the money and time of Scientologists--without their noticing it.

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HelluvaHoax! said:
Nice bookends for Hubbard's life. Dust to Dust. Trailer to Trailer.

Just curious if you know...In the 1980s did Ron live in a BlueBird van down by the river?

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Close to Hemet is the San Jacinto River and Gilham Hot Springs became the Gold Base so maybe El Con lived by the river and/or hot springs. Ol' 'you have to take the fall for me' Yella went underground for years so the rat could have even lived in a sewer.
 
HelluvaHoax! said:
Here is a true story that happened within the past 24 hours. I was in the back of an uber, making my way to destination in a busy part of a major American city.
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Now that's a funny story worth telling!

You might have been in MY city! I happened to be driving downtown with my
husband a couple evenings ago and I was able to snap this photo with my iPhone
out the passenger window. Does this look like the guy you saw?

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ILove2Lurk said:
Now that's a funny story worth telling!

You might have been in MY city! I happened to be driving downtown with my
husband a couple evenings ago and I was able to snap this photo with my iPhone
out the passenger window. Does this look like the guy you saw?

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LOL LOL LOL!

My Christmas gift wish has been fulfilled! Thank you!

And Santa not only sent me my IDEAL photo (and early!)---I also see he took time out of his busy schedule to standardly route some more ("literally lifesaving") LRH books into the Wall Can Of Fire!

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ILove2Lurk said:
Now that's a funny story worth telling!

You might have been in MY city! I happened to be driving downtown with my
husband a couple evenings ago and I was able to snap this photo with my iPhone
out the passenger window. Does this look like the guy you saw?

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OMG - we saw that guy too. We were walking by....he was burning his "Basics" and mumbling something about thanking L R H for the these Books...fore without them he would have frozen to death....then he saluted the burn barrel and said three Hip Hip Hooray's ...
 
Even though the cult’s grift and exorcism clinics appear they’re closed for business the one therapy action still firing is the Home Depot Plywood Rundown:

CCH 1 Closing Corrupt Hangouts

“You touch that plywood.” “Thank you.” “You cover that window.” “Thank you.”
 
NotsoNutsoNow said:
Even though the cult’s grift and exorcism clinics appear to be closed for business the one therapy action still firing is the Home Depot Plywood Rundown: “Touch that plywood.” “Thank you.” “Cover another window.” “Thank you.”

Even though the cult’s grift and exorcism clinics appear they’re closed for business the one therapy action still firing is the Home Depot Plywood Rundown:

CCH 1 Closing Corrupt Hangouts

“You touch that plywood.” “Thank you.” “You cover that window.” “Thank you.”
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LOL

With all the orgs closed and the parishioners living far away at remote locations, this dangerously dwindling spiral catastrophe can only be salvaged--and Scientology can only be saved by the operating brilliance of David Miscavige, the Chairman of RTC.

Remote Technology Center.

They are currently text messaging all 18 million inactive Scientologists no matter how distant away they are---and running them on the auditing command:

"FROM WHERE COULD YOU DONATE TO A
LYING CULT THAT PROMISES
YOU MAGICAL POWERS?"

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HelluvaHoax! said:
LOL

With all the orgs closed and the parishioners living far away at remote locations, this dangerously dwindling spiral catastrophe can only be salvaged--and Scientology can only be saved by the operating brilliance of David Miscavige, the Chairman of RTC.

Remote Technology Center.

They are currently text messaging all 18 million inactive Scientologists no matter how distant away they are---and running them on the auditing command:

"FROM WHERE COULD YOU DONATE TO A
LYING CULT THAT PROMISES
YOU MAGICAL POWERS?"

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Does that mean Slappy Mi卐carriage has suspended operations of Rebranding Trashing Crap?
 
NotsoNutsoNow said:
Does that mean Slappy Mi卐carriage has suspended operations of Rebranding Trashing Crap?
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I find it hard to locate Miscavige on the radar screen.

In my opinion he knows that the tech doesn't work. Otherwise he would be studying the tech and getting auditing daily.

So what's his game?

I assume after playing cosmic guru for 4 decades, all he has in his life is the sensations and joy of "Duper's Delight". It's the thrill hard core violent rapists, kidnappers and murderers get when they are lying to cops/media and pretending they are innocent. They get an eerie grin when they think their lies are effectively duping whomever they are bullshitting.

it's a lame and cheap existence he's got where he lies to EVERYONE about his "powers" and "upstatness" and "expansion". He's a sleazy fraud who is addicted to stolen admiration, that's all he's got.

It's an existence not unlike major Mafia thugs and sociopaths before they are irmprisoned for life and/or killed by their own organization. They "get off" big time on walking into restaurants and "getting respect", being allowed to cut to the front of the line and being treated deferentially to the best table and all the perks a mafia murderer could ever dream of. They know they live a sordid and sadistic life of lies and betrayal, but they don't care---as long as they can get one more moment of respect or fear or worship from some other duped losers and thugs.

Miscavige is like Reid Slatkin or Bernie Madoff while they were ostensibly making all the best people MASSIVE returns on their investment. While they are stealing all the money for themselves and their best friends and clients were all being financially ruined, bankrupted or worse.

What an existence!

And oh my, those credulously ridiculous Scientologists who "admire" and cannot express enough gratitude to him, LOL.

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You know HH when there was no Internet and people were supposedly more innocent, gullible and viewed the Cult of $cientology through rose-tinted glasses I can thoroughly understand why people got sucked in, as I was. However, it's hard to understand people not born into the cult not being aware of least some of the Delusional Bullshit peddled by the Suppressive Psychopath, El Con, and all the bad shit created by Slappy Mi卐carriage for decades – maybe the pandemic will give people the opportunity to smell the roses. But then again, when one considers, for example, all the present-day financial investment scams, which you alluded to in your foretold post, Internet scams and people who still think they can win on the gee-gees even though they are living in the poor house are those people really any different from today's sucked in Cult of $cientology cultist.
 
How many people would really want to live the life Slappy Mi卐carriage leads? If he were to appear in public without his goons protecting him he would probably be torn limb from limb, and I do mean literally.

He reminds me of the Grinch who tried to steal Xmas who only has his pet dog as a friend, but even then there's no absolute certainty he would always have the canine's complete loyalty.
 
NotsoNutsoNow said:
You know HH when there was no Internet and people were supposedly more innocent, gullible and viewed the Cult of $cientology through rose-tinted glasses I can thoroughly understand why people got sucked in, as I was. However, it's hard to understand people not born into the cult not being aware of least some of the Delusional Bullshit peddled by the Suppressive Psychopath, El Con, and all the bad shit created by Slappy Mi卐carriage for decades – maybe the pandemic will give people the opportunity to smell the roses. But then again, when one considers, for example, all the present-day financial investment scams, which you alluded to in your foretold post, Internet scams and people who still think they can win on the gee-gees even though they are living in the poor house are those people really any different from today's sucked in Cult of $cientology cultist.
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Well, critical thinking skills on virtually EVERY subject in modern nations is in short supply. Add to that, such skills are not part of any school system from Kindergarten through the 12th grade. So precious few learn that vital thinking process unless they get it from parents or develop it on their own.

Complicating the inability to assess information and properly process it, there is something else in the culture that magnifies the inability to reason by perhaps 100 times! It's this---there are countless cults and religions and scams and hoaxes and marketing gimmicks that PURPOSELY EXPLOIT the fact that appx. half the population (if not more) can't think and are therefore quite easily manipulated, defrauded or gaslighted.

Scientology is just ONE of thousands of organizations that leverage stupidity and and gullibility in order to bank billions.

I won't even mention politics in this post to save the aggravation of having to respond to the triggered. LOL

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If Slappy Mi卐carriage comes out of hiding from his fortress at Rebranding Trashy Crap and people spread the word where he is can one be charged with stalking?
 
Karen#1 said:
What a fun image !

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LOL!

What would happen if that person parks his car in front of the Advanced Organization?

BEST GUESS: To prevent Clears, OT 1's and OT 2's from spinning in, staff members would probably be told to stand in front of his license plate in order to block anyone from seeing it.

I guess they'd have to post 3 or more people in the front of the car (front license) and 3 in the back. Then there would be 1 more person as the Executive managing the other 6. A full 7 division org board! Possibly even an 8 division org--because there is an extra guy frantically running around with a clipboard, but nobody has any slightest clue why he is even there. He's probably from some secret upper echelon bureaux on mission to create a world without personalized license plates, or something.

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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ANSWER: No

EXPLANATION: New Era Dianetics never existed. Because Dianetics never existed. Because a "modern science of mental health" never existed. Because the reactive mind and charge never existed. Because engrams never existed.

FREE BONUS TIP: Scientology never existed either. Because Operating Thetans with miraculous powers never existed. Thetans might exist but their only miraculous "operating" is surgically removing all the money and time of Scientologists--without their noticing it.

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Dianetics has been out for over 65 years and SCIENCE - people who have actually done it - has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt... that the L Ron Hubbard's " modern science (from 1950) of mental health causes mental health issues.
 
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