TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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posted by ILove2Lurk
Look at who sneaked into the IAS Event at Saint Hill this
past weekend and is doing the "photo bombing" thing with a
couple of the VIPs. What's going on with Don these days?!!!

.....Don poses with two OT 8 body routers that he is applying the Non-Existence formula with

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On the 2nd day of the IAS event, Don was actually trespassed and escorted out.

I wondered what happened, so i phoned the IAS event's head of security and asked him: "Why did you give that homeless-looking guy the bum-rush and toss him out?!" He angrily barked back at me: "He was banging body routers 2 at a time! Donors couldn't get a calmag at the bar, what's wrong with you?!"

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posted by Type4_PTS

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Richly hilarious!!!

That is a perfect capture of the absurdly pretentious gravitas of a costumed Sea Org member getting all up in the face of other people's business--and making that intrusive shit 1000 times worse by furiously scribbling a "report" on his CLIPBOARD!!!

.......the clipboard slays! lol lol lol !!!


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posted by Type4_PTS

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Richly hilarious!!!

That is a perfect capture of the absurdly pretentious gravitas of a costumed Sea Org member getting all up in the face of other people's business--and making that intrusive shit 1000 times worse by furiously scribbling a "report" on his CLIPBOARD!!!

.......the clipboard slays! lol lol lol !!!


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Yeah, they can be quite intimidating with their clipboard.

 

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Ethics Presence!​

That black Sea Org uniform with the thick gold lanyard, sleeve-bearing rank stripes, visored captain's hat with the wholetrack galactic insignia and dense array of heroic battle ribbons- - it reminded me of something.

CONFESSION: Once upon a time I was temporarily stationed at an elite Scientology org and I committed a HIGH CRIME.

BACKGROUND: All staff were industriously attending their cleaning stations and I was instructed to clean certain windows. I didn't mind, because since the time I was in high school I always loved the times I got permission to use my dad's car--at which moment I would have the supreme pleasure of washing it and making the windows sparkling clear before going on a date or meeting up with friends. And I was damn good at window "clearing" on this planet!

THE EVENT: So, I got busy cleaning windows. It was going incredibly well. If this had been an Olympic event, my window cleaning would have definitely received either a gold or silver medal. That's when I looked up and saw the scowling face of the black uniformed senior officer rigidly glaring at me. They furiously demanded to know why (after washing) I was wiping the windows dry with a cloth. In fact, it wasn't just a "cloth" it was a super soft old abandoned cotton t-shirt that would not leave a trail of lint. So, like...what's the problem?

THE PROBLEM: The problem, I quickly learned, was that I was not using Ron's window cleaning technology. The Sea Org uniformed "Captain" was verbally and hatefully accosting me for not engaging "used newspapers" to dry the just-washed windows. Apparently this upper-level OT, Class VIII, Ron-Trained, planet-clearing dynamo was not a fan of my perfectly and sparkly-clear, lint-free windows.

THE OUTCOME: Despite this being the exact kind of High Crime that Ron warned about in the sacred scripture entitled "Keeping Scientology Working" I somehow avoided lower conditions, chain lockers and other Draconian torture. However, I did not avoid a nasty and fiery sermon about what I assumed to be some kind of serious High Crime. To wit, the kind of wholetrack-scale overt that was apparently and intentionally attempting to ruin the total-freedom technology and sabotage Ron's dream of a cleared planet.

END PHENOMENA: Thank God I was blessed enough to be given that "severe reality adjustment". Had it not been for the magnanimity and unconditional love of that senior officer—to take their valuable time to slam my ethics in, I don't know what would have become of me. Because, without that live-changing moment, I was already well on my way towards losing my eternity and ultimately being declared a Suppressive Person. My win infinitely expanded when I did my assigned study cycle and passed the clay demo on how Hitler was also an SP and that's when I cognited that Hitler also did not ensure that newly washed windows were dried with used newspapers.

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