TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

L. Wrong Hubris

Let's not judge too quickly. . .

Despite any minor imperfections Dr. Hubbard may have exhibited during his time on Earth, one must not ignore, forget or fail to recognize his historically epic contributions to mankind, such as:

• Discovering that he was in fact the reincarnation of Buddha; and that Buddhism could produce the state of "keyed-out Clear". This revelation was instrumental in helping Scientology to become "The World's Fastest Growing Religion" by adding 324 MILLION present-day Buddhists to the number of Scientologists who had started on their Bridge.
• False Data Stripping 2.3 Billion Christians of the mistaken idea that Jesus is the Messiah. This happened with Ron completed a wholetrack research project and announced his scientific findings that: "The man on the cross—there was no Christ!" Ron then was able to provide the True Data that he alone was the savior of mankind and all beings in the universe.
• In 1952 Ron single-handedly discovered the earth-saving sciences of Environmentalism and the Green Movement in order to avoid destroying the earth's ecosystems and polluting all the oceans, rivers and the air itself. Ron gave his revolutionary new sustainability technology the name "RECYCLING". And so it was that the very first instance of recycling happened in 1952 when Ron re-purposed Campbells soup cans into e-meter electrodes.

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[guanoloco]

Let's not judge too quickly. . .

Despite any minor imperfections Dr. Hubbard may have exhibited during his time on Earth, one must not ignore, forget or fail to recognize his historically epic contributions to mankind, such as:

• Discovering that he was in fact the reincarnation of Buddha; and that Buddhism could produce the state of "keyed-out Clear". This revelation was instrumental in helping Scientology to become "The World's Fastest Growing Religion" by adding 324 MILLION present-day Buddhists to the number of Scientologists who had started on their Bridge.
• False Data Stripping 2.3 Billion Christians of the mistaken idea that Jesus is the Messiah. This happened with Ron completed a wholetrack research project and announced his scientific findings that: "The man on the cross—there was no Christ!" Ron then was able to provide the True Data that he alone was the savior of mankind and all beings in the universe.
• In 1952 Ron single-handedly discovered the earth-saving sciences of Environmentalism and the Green Movement and avoid destroying the earth's ecosystems and polluting all the oceans, rivers and the air itself. Ron gave his revolutionary new sustainability technology the name "RECYCLING". And so it was that the very first instance of recycling happened in 1952 when Ron re-purposed Campbells soup cans into e-meter electrodes.

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Talk about restimulation...those are tomatoes on those electrodes....which for humans are tomatoes soup cans! Those poor tomatoes.

Oh, the horror!

 

[Type4_PTS]

This is one of my favorite pictures ever posted on ESMB REDUX. It's real, not AI.






It's taken from a post at the Underground Bunker entitled:

Joy Villa tells us what it’s like to watch herself when she was shilling for Scientology​

Joy Villa tells us what it’s like to watch herself when she was shilling for Scientology

It was great to hear from Joy Villa, who let us know she had run across something we might want to see.

tonyortega.substack.com

Excerpt:

It was great to hear from Joy Villa, who let us know she had run across something we might want to see.

It’s a video she made several years ago while she was at Scientology’s UK headquarters, Saint Hill Manor.

She wanted us to see how ebullient she seems in it, and practiced, urging other Scientologists to get training as auditors, which was part of her role as one of the church’s celebrities. She was constantly being asked to promote the organization while going through grueling processes at the “Advanced Organization” there.

But at the same time that she was doing her best to seem “uptone,” she tells us she was actually completely miserable and was near her breaking point.

“That video was probably less than six months before my breakdown,” she says. And it was that breakdown, caused mainly, she says, by the pressure she was being put under to renounce Christianity before she could go onto the “OT Levels,” that finally led to her decision to leave.
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There are 2.3 billion Christians on the planet, and Joy Villa debunked one of Scientology's biggest lies about Scientology being compatible with Christianity.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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In a diabolically deceptive cult
things are not always as they seem
(i.e. Joy is not jumping for joy... she's just
ecstatic that her elaborate escape plan worked!)

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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SCIENO-SCENARIO #1: When Joy Villa was "r-factored" that she would not be allowed on Scientology's OT levels unless she disconnected from her Christian beliefs.

ETHICS OFFICER
So, what's up with all that Christian shit?

JOY VILLA
How can you degrade my religion like that? Here, look at
the LRH reference, Ron clearly states that "...Scientology
is non-denominational, you can be a Christian and
still gain all the miraculous powers of an OT!"

ETHICS OFFICER
Okay, whatever but here is a better LRH reference. Ron
clearly states that Christianity is an implant! Here, look
at this where Ron says "THE MAN ON THE
CROSS...THERE WAS NO CHRIST!"

JOY VILLA
(now crying)
What are you saying? I can't do my OT levels
and attain "Total Freedom" and magic powers forever?

ETHICS OFFICER
That's right, So knock off all this implant bullshit
and stop being reasonable and using squirrel tech!

JOY VILLA
(uncontrollably sobbing)
Okay, okay, okay, okay....

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SCIENO-SCENARIO #2: Years later, when Joy has a cognition that "Total Freedom" does not allow any freedom to think for oneself. She is once again summoned to the ethics department.

ETHICS OFFICER
You've been sent to ethics because someone wrote a Knowledge Report on you
when they saw you last Sunday going into a Christian church. And you can see
here that they did surveillance on you inside and caught you in these
photographs actually singing songs about Jesus Christ.
So we are issuing a non-enturbulation order on you
for squirreling and for dramatizing implants
and going totally off-source.

JOY VILLA
But Ron said that anyone of any religion can be
a Scientologist and do their Bridge to Total Freedom!

ETHICS OFFICER
Okay that's it, knock it off. I am ordering you to do
lower conditions and to clay demo Ron's discovery
that "THE MAN ON THE CROSS--THERE WAS NO CHRIST".

JOY VILLA
Seriously? Then I am ordering you to
do your lower condition and clay demo
"THE MAN ON THE APOLLO--THERE WAS NO OT"

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