TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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L. Wrong Hubris

Let's not judge too quickly. . .

Despite any minor imperfections Dr. Hubbard may have exhibited during his time on Earth, one must not ignore, forget or fail to recognize his historically epic contributions to mankind, such as:

• Discovering that he was in fact the reincarnation of Buddha; and that Buddhism could produce the state of "keyed-out Clear". This revelation was instrumental in helping Scientology to become "The World's Fastest Growing Religion" by adding 324 MILLION present-day Buddhists to the number of Scientologists who had started on their Bridge.
• False Data Stripping 2.3 Billion Christians of the mistaken idea that Jesus is the Messiah. This happened with Ron completed a wholetrack research project and announced his scientific findings that: "The man on the cross—there was no Christ!" Ron then was able to provide the True Data that he alone was the savior of mankind and all beings in the universe.
• In 1952 Ron single-handedly discovered the earth-saving sciences of Environmentalism and the Green Movement in order to avoid destroying the earth's ecosystems and polluting all the oceans, rivers and the air itself. Ron gave his revolutionary new sustainability technology the name "RECYCLING". And so it was that the very first instance of recycling happened in 1952 when Ron re-purposed Campbells soup cans into e-meter electrodes.

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Let's not judge too quickly. . .

Despite any minor imperfections Dr. Hubbard may have exhibited during his time on Earth, one must not ignore, forget or fail to recognize his historically epic contributions to mankind, such as:

• Discovering that he was in fact the reincarnation of Buddha; and that Buddhism could produce the state of "keyed-out Clear". This revelation was instrumental in helping Scientology to become "The World's Fastest Growing Religion" by adding 324 MILLION present-day Buddhists to the number of Scientologists who had started on their Bridge.
• False Data Stripping 2.3 Billion Christians of the mistaken idea that Jesus is the Messiah. This happened with Ron completed a wholetrack research project and announced his scientific findings that: "The man on the cross—there was no Christ!" Ron then was able to provide the True Data that he alone was the savior of mankind and all beings in the universe.
• In 1952 Ron single-handedly discovered the earth-saving sciences of Environmentalism and the Green Movement and avoid destroying the earth's ecosystems and polluting all the oceans, rivers and the air itself. Ron gave his revolutionary new sustainability technology the name "RECYCLING". And so it was that the very first instance of recycling happened in 1952 when Ron re-purposed Campbells soup cans into e-meter electrodes.

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Talk about restimulation...those are tomatoes on those electrodes....which for humans are tomatoes soup cans! Those poor tomatoes.

Oh, the horror!