TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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"You cannot get TECHNOLOGY in
until you first get ETHICS in"

—L. Ron Hubbard
Founder of Dianetics

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"You cannot get TECHNOLOGY in
until you first HAVE technology"

—Don Hubbard
Founder of Debunkanetics

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The above 2 quotes reveal that Scientology "ETHICS" is simply a coercive gaslighting-enforcement weapon.


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...and, of course, you can't get ETHICS in if you don't have ETHICS. 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I would hold off on acquiring the Captain Bill action figure at this point. I heard from a reliable source that it's going to be upgraded, after which you can pull a string attached to it and he'll sing the Galactic Patrol Marching Song

It will use similar technology to this talking doll from 1960:





Here's Captain Bill's song for anyone who may not have heard it

 
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LOL

Hilarious. . .

But then. . .

I noticed the "SPOILER" and clicked it. . .

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I would hold off on acquiring the Captain Bill action figure at this point. I heard from a reliable source that it's going to be upgraded, after which you can pull a string attached to it and he'll sing the Galactic Patrol Marching Song

It will use similar technology to this talking doll from 1960:





Here's Captain Bill's song for anyone who may not have heard it




LOL!

"Captain" Bill.

AKA "Deputy Commodore" Robertson.

One of the Church of Scientology's "HOLY TRINITY" of planet clearers. One of the cult's TOP THREE (3) most formidably powerful leaders over the past three-quarters of a century. So, who are the 3 most powerful people in Scientology's history?

1. Commodore Ron​
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2. Minister Miscavige​
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3. Deputy Commodore Bill​

What defines a senior cult guru? What qualifies them to lead the "world's fastest growing religion" that is freeing all mankind?

Simple.

They have to be:
  • Fanatically aggressive
  • Sociopathically guilt-free
  • Narcissistic
  • Double-talking con artists
  • Pathologically lying
  • Viciously Violent
  • Hypocritically manipulative
  • Treacherously criminal
  • Vengeful
  • Obsessed with power
  • Manically driven by delusionally deranged visions of grandeur
Congratulations to all the duped Scientologists in the world who fervently LOVE,ADMIRE & UNCONDITIONALLY SUPPORT the 3 craziest psychos in Scientology's history. Just read their "Success Stories" where they confess their "eternal gratitude" and loyalty to their infallible trio of gurus.

Sure, Deputy Commodore Robertson has fallen a wee bit out of favor in the cult. Most Scientologists don't know anything about him. The same way Scientologists don't know anything about Miscavige or Hubbard either. It seems that the "knowing how to know" people are not very good at knowing. . . anything.

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I got a PM asking why the two daggers were included in the Capt. Bill Robertson
Collectible Action Figure package
. Were they part of the Sea Org regalia of the 60-70s?

Well, yes and no. Here's the story, according to AI:
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The imagery of "throwing daggers at the ceiling" within Scientology circles traces back to historical accounts of aggressive inner-church disciplinary missions, specifically a 1968 mission to the Los Angeles Organization involving early Sea Org executives Otto Roos and Jerry McDonald.​
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The 1968 LA Org Incident​
According to accounts from early Scientology defectors, church founder L. Ron Hubbard sent a disciplinary "mission" to terrorize and reform the staff. Roos and McDonald allegedly forced the entire staff into a single room to instigate intense security checking ("sec checking") and intimidation.​
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To thoroughly terrify the staff and demand absolute compliance, McDonald reportedly brandished a firearm while Roos threw a dagger into the ceiling, so that it stuck there as a physical threat.​
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In early Scientology history, heavy-handed missions were deployed to "unreasonable" lengths to force struggling local organizations back into strict alignment with Hubbard's exact policy directives.​

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The irony of it all . . . in just 18 years.


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1950
He wrote that Dianetics was an "exact science" more precise and simpler than
engineering, operating with a success rate that "never fails". He promised that
clearing engrams produced an optimum human free of all mental aberrations,
possessing perfect recall and enhanced intelligence.

1968
Brandishing a firearm and throwing daggers
in a S.O. staff meeting to raise performance.

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Kinda puts it all in a clearer perspective.
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CULT CLAIM:
Scientology claims to be "The World's Fastest Growing Religion".
CULT FACT: Scientology is factually "The World's Fastest Blowing & Slowing Religion" due to over 99% of people who ever optimistically began their Scientology journey (by reading a Scientology book, doing a course or receiving auditing) ended up quitting ("blowing"). This is based on the generous estimation that there are currently 25,000 active Scientologists in the world.

CULT CLAIM: "The (clearing & OT) technology works 100% of the time."
CULT FACT: "100% of Scientologists failed to attain the states of clear & OT."


HOW DOES THE RELIGION OF SCIENTOLOGY COMPARE
TO OTHER MAJOR RELIGIONS LIKE CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM?


Christians and Moslems teach & believe that miracles and supernatural
powers/events can only be caused by God or God's messianic messenger.

Scientology teaches and believes that miracles and supernatural powers/events
can only be performed by human beings—but, only after they have invested decades
and upwards of $600,000 to transcend their degraded Homo Sapiens state--and ascend
up to becoming a God ("Homo Novis"/"Operating Thetan") with infinite magical powers
to instantly change any physical world reality simply by wishing ("postulating") it.

In the extremely rare case that a Scientologist does not attain infinite supernatural
powers, in order to keep the "exchange" in with such parishioners, the church of

Scientology generously gifts them with an expensive looking gold-plated lapel pin,
jumbo medallion or bowling trophy celebrating their courage and philanthropy.

If after receiving these gifts, the Scientologist does not feel and express
graciously glowing gratitude to Dr. Hubbard and Minister Miscavige,
the Scientologist is then gifted with a written "declaration" that
they are an SP, which (per scripture) compares them very
favorably to genocidal psychopaths like Adolf Hitler.



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In Scientology's first few decades, its founder L. Ron Hubbard continuously sought to discover what he termed as "ONE SHOT CLEAR"; a process or single command that would elevate a degraded being (i.e. new scientologist or "wog") to the state of CLEAR within moments. In fact, Hubbard claimed (at various times since 1950) to have perfected his "One-Shot Clear" technology, such as the time he proudly announced a new miracle process to the world in his 1954 book "THE CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY".

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In that example, Hubbard could not only CLEAR a degraded being with one command, they would simultaneously go "exterior" to their physical body which is the very essence of the secret upper Operating Thetan levels.

Hubbard claimed that 50% of the people on earth could thus erase their entire reactive mind and go "CLEAR" by simply giving them the auditing command: "BE 3 FEET BACK OF YOUR HEAD".

Many years and decades after the book was published and none of the Clears had any of the supernatural powers of a Clear, Hubbard made a new discovery. They were only "keyed-out Clear" (temporarily cleared).

And when not one of the lucky 50% went exterior, Hubbard had no response. He simply ramped his hoax up to several rungs higher by wildly bigger and better "discoveries" (e.g. his 1967 discovery that all Clears were still degraded and completely overwhelmed because of something that happened in the universe 75 million years earlier. What he found was something far worse than pre-natal engrams. He found pre-this-lifetime ghosts called body thetans!

These ghosts were infinitely more voluminous and harmful than pre-natal engrams. And the ghosts thus required inordinately more time (decades) and more cash (many hundreds of thousands of dollars) to get rid of.

SUMMARY: The essence of Scientology can be captured in one word: HelluvaHoax!


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In Scientology's first few decades, its founder L. Ron Hubbard continuously sought to discover what he termed as "ONE SHOT CLEAR"; a process or single command that would elevate a degraded being (i.e. new scientologist or "wog") to the state of CLEAR within moments. In fact, Hubbard claimed (at various times since 1950) to have perfected his "One-Shot Clear" technology, such as the time he proudly announced a new miracle process to the world in his 1954 book "THE CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY".

s-l1600.webp
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In that example, Hubbard could not only CLEAR a degraded being with one command, they would simultaneously go "exterior" to their physical body which is the very essence of the secret upper Operating Thetan levels.

Hubbard claimed that 50% of the people on earth could thus erase their entire reactive mind and go "CLEAR" by simply giving them the auditing command: "BE 3 FEET BACK OF YOUR HEAD".

Many years and decades after the book was published and none of the Clears had any of the supernatural powers of a Clear, Hubbard made a new discovery. They were only "keyed-out Clear" (temporarily cleared).

And when not one of the lucky 50% went exterior, Hubbard had no response. He simply ramped his hoax up to several rungs higher by wildly bigger and better "discoveries" (e.g. his 1967 discovery that all Clears were still degraded and completely overwhelmed because of something that happened in the universe 75 million years earlier. What he found was something far worse than pre-natal engrams. He found pre-this-lifetime ghosts called body thetans!

These ghosts were infinitely more voluminous and harmful than pre-natal engrams. And the ghosts thus required inordinately more time (decades) and more cash (many hundreds of thousands of dollars) to get rid of.

SUMMARY: The essence of Scientology can be captured in one word: HelluvaHoax!


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Is that a $5000 book now? Gotta keep them lights on the Ideal Orgs!
 
Is that a $5000 book now? Gotta keep them lights on the Ideal Orgs!

LOL

Well, that $5000 price tag might be stretching the limits of human credulity. . . . unless a super famous intergalactic sector salvaging OT like Grant Cardone autographs it!

After all, for half that sum, one can buy an authentic first edition of Dr. Hubbard's 1954 book CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY. . .


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LOL

Well, that $5000 price tag might be stretching the limits of human credulity. . . . unless a super famous intergalactic sector salvaging OT like Grant Cardone autographs it!

After all, for half that sum, one can buy an authentic first edition of Dr. Hubbard's 1954 book CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY. . .


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They shouldn't have a problem selling it then.

With all the millions of die hard scientologists operating straight up and vertical, they'll be falling over themselves offering double the asking pice!

Err, did I just see several flying pigs just then?

Anyway, it's rather expensive toilet paper isn't it?
 
LOL

Well, that $5000 price tag might be stretching the limits of human credulity. . . . unless a super famous intergalactic sector salvaging OT like Grant Cardone autographs it!

After all, for half that sum, one can buy an authentic first edition of Dr. Hubbard's 1954 book CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY. . .


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What an utter waste of money!
 
What an utter waste of money!

LOL

Think of it this way. When you purchase a rare collectible FIRST EDITION of Dr. Hubbard's 1954 book "The Creation Of Human Ability", you are not wasting money. You are not even spending money.

You are investing in your own future!

There are over 50 auditing processes in that book that will each unlock in you a new and miraculous paranormal power .

The "ONE SHOT CLEAR COMMAND" alone will give you the power of exteriorization. Stop and think for a moment what you can do with that god-like power! You can take a quick trip to Las Vegas (with your body) and when you arrive, simply stride with absolute confidence into the nearest casino. Using your power to travel outside the body, simply exteriorize and then travel inside the nearest gaming machine, a slot machine for example. Once inside the machine move thru it's interior mechanisms and computer chips and within the atomic electronic particles so you can determine if the machine is going to kick out a jackpot soon. If not, move on to another machine and continue doing a deep inspection on every machine in the entire casino until you find one that is ripe and just about ready to explode a jackpot avalanche of winnings. Then PLAY that machine.

Your winnings on the first machine alone should be at least $37,000. Subtract from those OT "WINS" the cost of the book ($2,500) and the airfare to Vegas ($500) and the cost of the hotel for 1 night plus meals & Ubers ($1000) = TOTAL EXPENSES OF $4000. Now we will figure out your net: $37,000 minus $4,000 = $33,000 net profit!

Can you see now—how buying that old copy of Ron's book doesn't really cost you a penny?
I'd advise that you fully clear this concept by doing a clay demo of how investing $2500.00 in Ron's 1954 first edition book is the investment opportunity of a lifetime!

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Think of it this way. When you purchase a rare collectible FIRST EDITION of Dr. Hubbard's 1954 book "The Creation Of Human Ability", you are not wasting money. You are not even spending money.

You are investing in your own future!..


That's a good point! :thumbsup:

And for anyone sincerely interested in investing in their own future, I highly recommend a new book that will be published next week.








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